Nongmen Xianggong is a koi

Chapter 1 Fool Jiang Mixia

The three words Jiangjiacun have been frequently mentioned in the past two days.

Because of three things.

The first thing is that Jiang Youcheng from Jiangjia Village recruited a son-in-law for his stupid daughter Jiang Mixia.

The second thing was that on the day of the wedding, the beams of the wedding shed in the yard broke, hitting the bride and groom alone who were toasting the guests.

The third thing is that Jiang Mixia, who was originally stupid, was not only fine after being smashed, but also seemed to become much more delicate after waking up. It is said that he can recognize people, call his father and mother, and even work...

Some people find this third incident implausible.

It's a blessing to escape from the dead, how can a fool recover from being smashed?
If that's the case, those who don't know how to use their brains on weekdays should go smash it, what kind of doctor is needed.

If you have doubts in your heart, you will naturally seek proof.

As a result, there have always been people running to Jiangjia Village recently, specifically to wander around Jiang Youcheng's house.

"Look, it's true, aren't people not stupid anymore? This body is clean, the hair is not messed up, and I don't run around and shout."

"I also know how to drink water from a ladle, and drink it slowly, without drinking it in the nose."

"Look, you know how to scoop water and feed chickens!"

"This does not mean that people are not stupid. There is a stupid woman in our village who can't drink water from the inside of her nostrils. Zhou Zheng, who is also wearing clothes, can feed chickens and pigs, but she is still stupid. She is so stupid. Damn, once I was cooking and almost burned the house down."

A group of people pointed and commented, as if they were watching a monkey show.

Eight-year-old Jiang Chunyu popped up from the side, "Let me tell you, my sixth sister is really not stupid at all, if you don't believe me, take a look."

"Sixth Sister, Sixth Sister, come here."

Jiang Mixia put down the ladle in her hand, walked to the low wall, and smiled, "Why are you calling me?"

Jiang Chunyu touched three copper coins from his bosom, placed one on the left and two on the right in a pile, and said with a smile, "There are two piles of coins, Sixth Sister picks the most."

"This is too much, I'll take this." Jiang Mixia reached out and grabbed a penny in his hand, smiling at Jiang Chunyu.

"Look at me, my sixth sister is not stupid at all." Jiang Chunyu covered her mouth and laughed.

His face was full of narrowness.

Seeing this, everyone burst into laughter.

Some people thought it was fun, and like Jiang Chunyu, touched three copper coins from his bosom and asked Jiang Mixia to choose, "Which one do you think is more? You can take whichever is more."

"That's a lot." Jiang Mixia reached out again and picked up a penny.

Everyone laughed again, and someone tried it again, and even put it according to one penny, five pennies, or one penny, a dozen pennies.

It's just that no matter how many times you try, no matter how much money is in the other pile, Jiang Mixia always only takes that penny, and after taking it, she grinned and said, "This is the most."

After repeating this several times, everyone was already laughing up and down.

"This Jiang Mixia is really a fool."

"Whoever says Jiang Mixia is not stupid in the future, who am I to worry about..."

Jiang Mixia didn't seem to understand what they were saying, seeing everyone laughing, she also laughed along with him.

It's fun to tease fools, but after a long time of teasing, you still only use the same way to tease. After all, you feel a bit boring. After laughing for a while, everyone will gradually disperse.

Only Jiang Chunyu did not leave.

Seeing no one around, Jiang Chunyu came up to him, "How are you, Sixth Sister, did I perform well today?"

"That's right." Jiang Mixia nodded affirmatively, and counted the copper coins that she stuffed into her bosom just now. Seeing that there were more than a dozen, she counted five and handed them to Jiang Chunyu, "These are yours."

Five Wen can buy two big meat buns.

Jiang Chunyu accepted it happily.

"Thank you, Sixth Sister."

"You deserve it, go home quickly, my aunt will look for you later."

"Sixth sister, can I come back tomorrow?"

"Look at some people, if there are too many people, come here, and then have more eyesight, the old rules, you three, I seven."

Since some people are willing to come all the way to see the monkey show, it is only fair that she also charge some entrance fees.

"That's it." Jiang Chunyu responded, and ran away in a hurry.

Jiang Mixia weighed the copper plate in his hand, and walked back with a smile.

As soon as he picked up the water ladle to wash his hands, Jiang Youcheng and Mrs. Liu came back from doing farm work.

"Father, mother." Jiang Mixia shook off the drops of water on his hand, "The porridge is cooked on the stove, I'll serve it to my parents."

"I'm going to serve the rice, you take a break." Liu said with a trembling corner of his mouth, tears almost fell down.

Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless, this girl in my family really gets better day by day.

On the day when the beam fell, she was so frightened that she lost her soul. She only thought of herself as a sweetheart, and God would take it away from her. She cried so hard that she almost lost her breath.

Unexpectedly, within half a day, Jiang Mixia woke up. After waking up, she would call her parents and know where her body hurts.

On the second day, I will change my clothes, put on shoes, eat and drink by myself.

On the third day, that is, today, I will be able to watch the house and cook porridge!

The doctor said that probably because he kowtowed his head when he was a child, and the blood accumulated in his head, he became stupid. Now he kowtows again, and the blood is dissipated, and the person becomes better.

Some people also said that it was because the Bodhisattva in the temple saw that Mrs. Liu went to burn incense and pray for blessings every month, and was moved by her sincerity, so she showed her spirit and changed Jiang Mixia for the better.

But no matter what the reason is, it is a great thing that the girl is better, and she is no longer crazy or stupid.

A good thing that makes you want to cry.

Liu's excited tears swirled in his eyes, but he tried his best not to let the tears fall, but Jiang Youcheng, who was beside him, couldn't control his emotions and burst into tears.

The six-foot strong man was crying with snot and tears, and shrugged his shoulders, looking very pitiful.

"Father, stop crying..." Jiang Mixia was a little embarrassed.

Occupying someone else's daughter's body, feeling guilty and grateful, plus feeling that since she has been transmigrated, she will use this identity to live with others in the future. Jiang Mixia feels that without her parents going to work in the field, she will The principle of eating and drinking at home is free, so I fumbled to cook a pot of porridge, and waited for Jiang Youcheng and Liu Shi to come back without having to worry about cooking.

She really didn't expect that the two of them would have such a big reaction.

"Stop crying, and scare the child again."

Seeing Liu's words, Jiang Youcheng stopped breathing and wiped away his tears, "Stop crying, Xiao Xia is well, it's a happy thing, you should laugh, you should laugh."

After speaking, he grinned.

The eye circles were red, and there were still tears on his face. Now he pulled the corners of his mouth upwards, making him look a bit ugly.

"Yeah, laughing is uglier than crying." Mrs. Liu was annoyed, "Hurry up and wash up. There are still some wild vegetable cakes left at noon, and Xiaoxia cooked porridge. I'll mix some vegetables, and we're going to eat."

"Hey." Jiang Youcheng responded.

After busy work, the meal was served, and the family of three began to eat.

Wild vegetable pancakes are made with wild vegetables and mixed with thick sticks. They are a bit dry. The cold salad is also mixed with wild vegetables. Only put some coarse salt to taste. It tastes a bit astringent. The only one that can be eaten is Jiang Mixia. That pot of grits with sticks is gone.

Although it is coarse grains, the sticks and grits are also big, but it has been boiled for a long time, and it is sticky and thick, and it is full of the smell of sticks.

Jiang Youcheng and Liu Shi naturally knew this, and they had to add the thick ones from their own bowls to Jiang Mixia's bowl.

Jiang Mixia stood up with the bowl in her hand, and dodged quietly.

"Father and mother eat first, I'll go to the house to have a look at Jing Yun."

Song Jingyun, Jiang Mixia's husband-in-law, the young son-in-law recruited by his family.
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