This female barber is very skilled

Chapter 1 The Mysterious Barber

Chapter 1 The Mysterious Barber

"Hey, what the hell, the sky was full of stars just now, why is it raining so hard?"

"It's in June, don't you know the face of the child? Don't talk about ghosts this night, it's easy to kill?"

"Ala never went to Shanghai to meet Bai, don't know and don't be afraid of ghosts!"

"Nongga butcher, you talk about ghosts!"

"Aunt Shanghai, there have never been any ghosts and ghosts in this world. The key is not to have ghosts in your heart!"

A group of people in Yancheng People's Barber Shop are talking about their hair.

Bullshit head is the local dialect of Yancheng, which means that several people sit together to chat and talk empty words.

Tonight, the protagonists of People's Barbershop's nonsense head are Pig Slayer and Aunt Shanghai.

A pig butcher, as the name suggests, is a person who makes a living by killing pigs and selling meat.

Aunt Shanghai, who speaks Shanghai dialect, is naturally from Shanghai.

"Hey, hey, butcher, are you scolding Han Ning? Allah told Nong that Allah is sitting upright, and his heart is at ease, and he is never afraid of any ghosts and ghosts!"

"Yes, yes, Aunt Shanghai is an old stickler, how can she be afraid of ghosts?"

"Pig butcher, you go in and out of red knives all day long, and there are many calls to pray to the Bodhisattva on weekdays, do more good deeds, and accumulate some virtues, otherwise you will not be reborn in the next life!"

"Hey, Aunt Shanghai, what year is it? Nong still believes in superstitions? Master Jiujin, what year is Qian, Qian, next year?"

"Millennium."

Tang Qing, the barber who was shaving a customer, responded.

Tang Qing weighed exactly nine catties when she was born, and everyone used to call her "Master Nine Catties".

"Master Nine Pounds" Tang Qing's family background is a hairdresser. His grandfather Tang Shatou shoulders the shaving head all year round and walks the village and alleys to cut hair for others. His father was the manager of the People's Barbershop. Tang Qing graduated from high school and entered the People's Barbershop.

The People's Barber Shop is located on the heart street of Yancheng City, which literally belongs to the prime location.

The "Shan (shàn)" of Shan City has a background. It is said that the first emperor of Qin traveled east to this small county in eastern Zhejiang. Seeing the emperor's spirit here, he ordered fire to burn a knife and dig a pit to vent the king's spirit. It was called "Shan Pit". Hence come.

The older generation in Yancheng has a deep affection for the People’s Barbershop. In the past, this was the only barbershop in the entire county. The two long wooden benches under the porch were always full of people waiting for a barber.

There are eight barber chairs lined up in the shop of more than 200 square meters, and eight male and female barbers are busy from opening to closing, including Tang Qing.

Tang Qing had just graduated from the teacher at that time, and she was not very eye-catching among the masters, because she had an ordinary appearance and good facial features.The figure is not tall, 1.6 meters three, which belongs to the standard of ordinary people.

Nowadays, there are many hairdressing and beauty shops of all kinds in the streets and alleys of Yancheng, but Tang Qing is the only master in the people's barber shop.

Tang Qing's father hoped that Tang Qing could keep this old brand, because he valued the word "people" on the sign.

Now there are only two old-fashioned barber chairs left in the People's Barber Shop. Why did Tang Qing put two barber chairs for a haircut alone?And one never allows customers to sit, and a piece of plastic cloth is tightly covered.

Asked the reason, Tang Qing smiled but did not answer.

Neighbors in the neighborhood still like to come to People’s Barbershop to sit for a while when they have nothing to do, especially those old people who are nostalgic. They have had their hair cut in People’s Barbershop since they were young. Short, have some fun.

Today Tang Qing is the same as usual, just doing the job at hand and letting them talk about it.Occasionally ask her, answer concisely.

"Hey, have you heard about it? That Li Zapo is divorced, and she has set up a dozen tables of wine. It's normal to have a wedding banquet for a wedding, and a banquet for a divorce. I haven't seen it before, so why not?"

"What's the fuss about it? She, Li Zapo, hasn't made any noise for ten and a half months, is it still our Li Zapo in Yancheng?"

"It's true, the Gazhong matter is drizzle for Yi!"

"Master Jiujin, Master Jiujin!"

The barbershop rushes into a man, soaking wet.

The protagonists of the nonsense head--the pig killer and Aunt Shanghai immediately shut their mouths, and the others also stared at the person who came.

"Do you want a haircut? Wait a minute and wipe your face first."

Tang Qing didn t look up, and threw a white towel to the visitor while speaking. He was still thinking about the Li Zapo that the pig butcher and Aunt Shanghai were talking about just now.

"Master Jiujin, please shave our old man's head!"

The person who came did not pick up the towel, approached Tang Qing and said out of breath.

"Ah."

Tang Qing still lowered his head to shave.

"Master Jiujin, can you go over now?"

Someone reached out to pull Tang Qing.

"Hey, do you understand the truth? Master Jiujin is busy!"

The pig butcher came over and grabbed the man's arm.

"Non's brain is broken?"

Aunt Shanghai came over to pick up the towels that fell on the floor.

"Sorry, sorry, Master Jiujin, you..."

The visitor hesitated to speak.

"There's something wrong!"

"The brain is locked!"

The butcher and Aunt Shanghai took a few glances at the man before sitting back on the wooden stool.

"Master Jiujin..."

The visitor approached Tang Qing and whispered something in her ear.

"Ah?! Let's go!"

Tang Qing immediately put down the razor, grabbed the shaving box, and rushed out of the people's barber shop.

"Hey, Master Jiujin, bring an umbrella!"

When the pig butcher chased him to the door, Tang Qing and that man were no longer seen in the heavy rain.

"Gar rain, are you in a hurry to shave your vagina?"

Aunt Shanghai also went to the door to look around.

"Hey, you just told me not to talk nonsense at night, why did you just say that Master Jiujin went to shave your vagina?"

"Pig butcher, why are you so particular about the time? Allah thinks it's not right to ring at night."

"Where is the opposite?"

"Look, don't you blame the rain for falling? No lightning, no thunder, just fall as you say!"

"Don't you mean, the face of the child in June? What's so strange?"

"Don't be lightning, don't be thunderous, heavy rain is just a monster!"

"Crack clap..."

"Rumble..."

Before Aunt Shanghai finished speaking, a flash of lightning pierced the door of the people's barbershop, and a muffled thunder exploded over Yancheng.

"Nice (scary) Harset!"

Aunt Shanghai ran to the store.

"thump!"

An old man was knocked to the ground by a Shanghai aunt.

"Hey, Master Wang, what are you doing to hit Allah?"

"Aunt Shanghai, you hit me, why are you blaming me?"

"Master Wang, isn't it just a piece of rotten shit? Why don't you run away when there's a thunderstorm outside?"

Aunt Shanghai scolded, but still stretched out her hand to pull Carpenter Wang up.

"I think it's a little strange tonight."

Carpenter Wang poked his head out of the door of the barber shop as he spoke.

"Hey, don't you think it's strange too? Butcher, listen to it, listen to it, is it right?"

The pig butcher standing at the door did not respond to Aunt Shanghai, but approached Carpenter Wang and asked softly:
"Master Wang, what did that person say to Master Jiujin just now? Why did Master Jiujin leave in such a hurry?"

Carpenter Wang did not answer the pig butcher's question, but asked him nervously:

"Pig butcher, did you feel any special feeling when you grabbed that man's hand just now?"

"You speak first."

"You speak first."

"Hey, what are those two longevity people doing? Why don't you think about it quickly?"

"Aunt Shanghai, how did you feel when you picked up the towel just now?"

"Master Wang, don't ask, Allah doesn't care. Hey, is this white towel so wet?"

Aunt Shanghai turned around and took the white towel that fell on the floor just now.

"That person obviously hasn't wiped it, how could it be so wet?"

"Hey, have you seen that guy before?"

"No."

"Never."

"It's definitely not from us Yancheng."

"It's not that we Yancheng people, why do we ask Master Jiujin to shave our genitals at night?"

"Master Wang, how can you be sure that man asked Master Jiujin to shave his vagina?"

"I vaguely heard the word 'death' just now."

The people in the barber shop got nervous and wanted to go back to their home, but it was raining too much outside, and there were not so many rain gear in the shop.

"Pig butcher, take a closer look, why is the ground so clean without a drop of water?"

"That's right, that person's whole body is soaked, why isn't there a drop of water on the ground?"

"On the contrary, the white towel is full of water. Ouch, you pig-killer, Allah tells you not to talk about ghosts at night, but you want to talk about it!"

"It seems that Master Jiujin has more bad luck tonight than good luck!"

Carpenter Wang's words made the people in the barber shop even more nervous. The timid people wrapped their clothes tightly and huddled in a corner, not daring to make a sound.

"Anyway, we can't go back tonight, we must wait for Master Jiujin to come back before leaving!"

"Oh, I can't go back even if I want to go back!"

(End of this chapter)

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