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"No, no, no, no!"

As soon as Tang Qing and Sha Gu walked to the entrance of the alley, they heard Da Mao's loud voice yelling from a distance.

"Da Mao, your mother has already gone, just pay a normal memorial service, let her go to the ground as soon as possible."

Director Liu's voice.

"No, I have to arrange the funeral for my mother. I want to set up fifty tables in the big hotel. I want to do a dojo for my mother for seven days and nights. I want to read scriptures for my mother for seven days and seven nights. I want to buy all the wreaths." .”

Da Mao's throat became louder and louder.

"Big Mao, listen to my advice, just be filial to your mother while you're alive, since she's gone, let's keep the funeral simple and let her rest in peace."

Director Liu continued to try his best to persuade Da Mao.

"No, do you have a task as the director of the neighborhood committee? Keep telling others to do the funerals quickly? Make the funerals simple, and the funerals should be simple. When you die, do you have the funerals simple?"

Da Mao didn't care.

"you……"

Director Liu was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Da Mao, don't mess around, do you know who you are now?"

Police officer Xiao Wang stepped forward to question him.

"What status am I now? Didn't you cause it? I foolishly worked for you for so many years. If I said I turned my face, I turned my face. Not only did I lose my job, but I also sent me in to eat steamed buns. Are you human? "

Da Mao uttered disrespectful words to police Xiao Wang.

"Da Mao, let me tell you, it doesn't matter if you scold me a few words, but you can't flout the law, otherwise I'll be rude to you!"

"You are welcome to me? Come on, come on? At worst, I will sit in prison!"

"Da Mao, I didn't expect you to become so unreasonable!"

"I'm unreasonable? You are unreasonable. You pretend to please me, but you really want our family's 'big yellow croaker', right? You pretend to be a gentleman in front of you, but you are a prostitute and a thief behind your back, hooking up with that widow Tang, don't think I do not know!"

"Big Mao, I'll hit you!"

Police officer Xiao Wang raised his hand.

"Hit it, hit it, hit it fast, the police beat another person, just go in with me to eat steamed buns!"

Da Mao stuck his head in front of Police Xiao Wang.

"you?!"

Policeman Xiao Wang's raised hand trembled slightly.

"Snapped!"

With a crisp sound, a big slap hit Da Mao firmly in the face.

"Okay, okay, as a policeman, you really dare to hit someone? I want to call the police, I want to call the police!"

Da Mao was so angry that he lowered his head and hurriedly searched for things in his pockets and trouser pockets.

"Report! Is your mobile phone confiscated? Okay, I'll call for you. Dial 110, right? You don't need to send your mother for the last ride, so I'll send you back in right away!"

"You, you, you, why are you?"

When Da Mao heard the voice, he looked up and saw Tang Qing standing in front of him majesticly, and stepped back involuntarily.

"Do you still know me? Since you still know me, then I will lend you my mobile phone, and you can dial the number yourself."

Tang Qing took out his mobile phone and handed it to Da Mao.

"I, I, I..."

Da Mao dared not answer Tang Qing s cell phone.

"Aren't you going to call the police? Hurry up!"

"He, he, he hit me, I, I, of course I want, I want, I want to call the police!"

"Did he hit you? Is it like this? Does it feel similar?"

Tang Qing stretched out his other hand and slapped Da Mao on the face.

"You, you, you, you hit me just now?"

Da Mao covered his slapped face with his hands and backed away in panic.

"It was me who slapped you. It seems that you still have a sense of shame. You can still feel that the two slaps were slapped by the same person. I thought you were so brazen that you couldn't even feel who slapped you."

"You, you, you dare to slap me twice?"

"I slap you twice? Isn't that enough?"

Tang Qing first put the mobile phone into his trouser pocket, then bowed his hands left and right, and slapped Da Mao four times in a row.

"You, you, you still hit me? Why do you hit me?"

Da Mao covered his face with his hands, unconvinced, but did not dare to fight back against Tang Qing.

"I'll just slap you and tell you plainly that I slapped you six times in total."

"You, you, don't, don't..."

"Don't want anything? Don't you want to be too arrogant? Da Mao, let me tell you, these six slaps are for six people, and I will slap you for your arrogance!"

"Then, those six people?"

"You kneel down in front of your mother's bed, and I'll tell you carefully, which six people did I beat you for!"

"I, I, I..."

"Can't you hurry up and kneel down?"

Tang Qing asked sharply.

"I, I, I..."

Da Mao muttered, and slowly moved to his mother's bed.

"Where's Master Caijiao?"

"Master Jiujin, we are here."

As soon as Tang Qing shouted, eight people stood in front of Tang Qing in unison, waiting for instructions.

It is a custom in Shan City that after a person dies, eight people are responsible for encoffining and carrying the coffin to the cemetery. They are called "Mr. Eight".Of course, this is an old custom in the past. Now that cremation is realized, everything is kept simple.

"Master Caijiao, please work hard to remove those splints in this room and arrange a mourning hall."

Tang Qing always thought that the mourning hall had already been set up during the time she was looking for Sha Gu.As a result, because of Da Mao's return, he insisted on going to a big hotel and doing a dojo, etc., and everything has not been done yet.

The eight talents and all the neighbors worked together, and quickly organized the hut into a solemn mourning hall.

"Silly girl, come here, hold your feet together, and carry your mother over to the nave with him."

"Oh."

The silly girl stood aside all the time. On the way here, Tang Qing beat her again, and she was already submissive.

"Don't let her hold your feet, I will hold them myself!"

Da Mao went to stand in front of Sha Gu.

"Hehe, do you still want to show your prestige? I originally wanted to wait for your mother to enter the middle hall and then talk to you. If this is the case, then you kneel down first."

"Oh."

Sha Gu knelt down first.

"I……"

Da Mao stood in front of the bed and refused to kneel.

"It seems that you, a big pig, have been thoroughly brainwashed by some people. Well, if you want to be an unfilial son, I will help you. Police Xiao Wang, contact the inside and let him go back to eat Dantou now."

"Don't, don't, I kneel, I kneel."

Da Mao knelt in front of his mother's bed, but kept a certain distance from Sha Gu, one at the head of the bed and one at the end of the bed.

"Big Mao, listen carefully, for which six people did I beat you just now?"

Da Mao knelt on the ground with his head down and said nothing.

"The first slap, I slap you for the father who gave birth to you."

"My own father died a long time ago."

"Because he died early, I want to slap you for the first time. Do you know? How did your own father die? He was burned alive in a charcoal kiln."

"father!"

"It's not easy for him to have a child in his old age. He always wants to burn more charcoal and sell more money so that you can live a better life. Do you know? Where did your mother's 'big yellow croakers' come from?"

"Where is it?"

"It was your father's life in exchange for it, and it was given by Master Li!"

"How could it be my father's life in exchange for it? It's even more unlikely that it was given by Master Li. How could Master Li give our family a 'big yellow croaker' for no reason?"

Da Mao didn't believe it.

"I knew you couldn't believe it with your elm-headed head. Bao asked, is my dad here?"

Tang Qing went over and beat Da Mao on the head, and called out to inquire.

"Master Jiujin, you're here early. Manager Tang, Master Jiujin invites you in."

Bao asked to respond outside the hut, and led Tang Qing's father into the hut.

After Tang Qing's father entered the hut, he first bowed to Da Mao's mother on the bed three times, then walked to Da Mao and said:
"Big Mao, listen to me. When your father passed away unfortunately, your family was given a certain subsidy from above, but the amount was not large. It was Mr. Li who gave 32 'big yellow croakers' to your mother at one time to ensure that your mother and child can live together. life."

"Uncle Tang, why did Master Li give my mother a 'big yellow croaker'?"

"Master Li gave your mother the 'big yellow croaker' because your father worked in his charcoal kiln for 32 years, and one 'big yellow croaker' a year as compensation. In fact, your father accidentally burned himself to death in the charcoal kiln It has nothing to do with the Li family. Besides, when your father was burned to death, the charcoal kiln no longer belonged to the Li family, so Master Li can completely ignore it."