"Get up!"

Tang Qing walked into the People's Barbershop and went straight to Aunt Shanghai.

"Nine……"

"go out!"

Tang Qing didn't wait for Aunt Shanghai to speak, and pulled her out of the store.

"Master Jiujin, you..."

"You go out too!"

Tang Qing pointed in the direction of the store door, and sternly told the idiot to leave.

"I……"

"go out!"

After Tang Qing dragged the idiot out of the People's Barber Shop, he closed the shop door with a bang and drew the curtain.

The people's barber shop does not open the curtain except in summer and winter.Now draw the curtain, the outside cannot see the inside, and the inside cannot see the outside.

"Master Jiujin, hello."

The glasses doctor sitting in the people's barber shop greeted Tang Qing timidly.

He was originally sitting on the barber chair with his legs crossed, but now his buttocks are hanging, and his waist and knees are bent, similar to a person squatting on the toilet when it is convenient.

Since the moment Tang Qing entered the People's Barbershop, he has never looked at the glasses doctor, and now he washes his hands by the sink.

"Master Jiujin, I'm out."

The optician slowly moved down from the barber chair and moved to the side of the long bench step by step.

After Tang Qing washed his hands and razor, he ignored the existence of the glasses doctor.

"Master Jiujin, let me apologize to you."

The glasses doctor stood at an arm's length away from Tang Qing, which happened to be the back of the special barber chair.

Tang Qing still ignored the existence of the glasses doctor, and continued to concentrate on wiping the razor, taking a few breaths with his mouth while wiping.

The razor was shiny and shiny, and a bead of Tang Qing's sweat dripped on the blade, and it instantly turned into two halves and splashed in the sink.

The glasses doctor involuntarily backed away, accidentally hanging his clothes on the pegs on the armrest of the special barber chair.

Tang Qing raised the razor, narrowed his eyes, took a few shots in the direction of the glasses doctor, and said to himself:
"Well, it's ok, the attack should be very fast, just one knife!"

"Master Nine, Nine, Nine Jin, you, you, you..."

The optician stuttered and backed away, with a "squeak", the clothes were torn, and the torn piece was hung on the armrest of the special barber chair, fluttering in the wind from the ceiling fan.

"Hey, is there someone in the store? Who?"

"Master Nine, Nine, Nine Jin, yes, yes, it's me."

"Goose? It turned out to be a goose! When I came in just now, I only saw Aunt Shanghai and Aunt Sha, and I didn't see anyone else there."

Tang Qing held the razor in his hand and walked towards the glasses doctor.

"Master Nine, Nine, Nine Jin, it's not a goose, it's me, I'm a human, a human."

The glasses doctor backed away step by step.

"A person? Are you not a goose? Are you a person? But I don't see a person at all, I only see a goose in front of me!"

Tang Qing pressed on step by step.

"Master Nine, Nine, Nine Jin, I, I, I'm here today, come, come..."

The optician retreated to the door and had no choice but to retreat.

"Isn't this a goose? Goose, goose, goose, and it's singing to the sky!"

Tang Qing continued to walk forward.

"Master Jiujin, please don't kill me. I'm really here today to apologize to you. I hope you can forgive me and help me say a few good words in front of the public so that I can have something to eat."

The glasses doctor knelt on the ground, weeping bitterly, but he stopped stuttering when he spoke.

Tang Qing stopped, and the shining razor in his hand and his ashen face just formed a cold ink painting, which was in stark contrast to the cartoon of a doctor with glasses kneeling on the ground trembling.

"Apologize? Didn't you say you were going to kill me?"

"Master Jiujin, how dare I kill you? It's almost as good as killing me."

"It's a matter of seconds before I kill you, but I won't kill you until I find out the truth!"

"Master Jiujin, it is the fact that I sincerely apologize to you."

"Really? Then kill me?"

"Master Jiujin, I really don't dare to have that idea. If I have that idea, I will be struck by lightning and die!"

"Do you still want to die a good death? To die under my razor is called a tragic death, to die in a people's barber shop is called a violent death, you will not die a good death no matter what!"

The razor in Tang Qing's hand shook a few times.

The optician's face was pale, his body was shaking like chaff, and he stuttered again.

"Master Nine, Nine, Nine Jin, I, I, I will not die well, I will die badly."

"Since you know that you will die badly, tell me the truth, how did you want to kill me?"

"Nine, nine, nine..."

"Don't stutter!"

"Master Jiujin, the little brothers in me said that as long as I say hello, they will help me immediately and promise to kill you in minutes!"

"Really? Where are your little brothers now? Do you want me to let you go out and tell them to come and kill me? Or you call and tell them to come and kill me in the store?"

"Master Jiujin, how can I have the heart to kill you?"

"Can't bear to kill me? Do you still want to use me as your research subject?"

"Master Jiujin, just kidding, just kidding, my research topic has long since stopped and I have no interest in it."

"Is there a better research topic?"

"Master Jiujin, during those days when I was eating steamed buns inside, I really found a better research topic."

"Oh, really? Tell me!"

"Master Jiujin, put down the razor first, and listen to me slowly."

"The razor must not be put down, and it is definitely not possible to speak slowly. Those people outside are still waiting for me to have lunch together. I must cut through the mess quickly and kill you, the goose, within 3 minutes, otherwise they will not be able to bear the wait." If you don't have time, you will call 110, and the Xiaowang police will arrive immediately."

"Master Nine, Nine, Nine Jin..."

"I told you not to stutter, why do you still stutter? Isn't it a waste of time if you stutter? Say it, just say it!"

"Master Jiujin, they heard that I was a doctor, and asked me if I could help them get a medicine and conduct experiments. I said this is not easy? It is easy for me, ordinary things can no longer be ordinary. "

"Which kind of money?"

"Master Jiujin, you should understand,"

"You may not believe it when you say it, but it is actually a common cold medicine."

"Can common cold medicine be tested like that?"

"Master Jiujin, the experiments they mentioned are actually just pediatrics. Not only did they use a lot of cold medicine, but the synthetic effect is not very good."

The glasses doctor actually forgot the existence of the razor in Tang Qing's hand at this time, squinted his eyes and talked endlessly, completely immersed in his new research topic.

Tang Qing took the opportunity to change his tone and asked in a soft tone:
"Master Jiujin, who am I?"

"Master Jiujin, you won't kill me?"

"It wasn't me who wanted to kill you, it was you who wanted to kill me, so I couldn't do anything to you."

"Master Jiujin, I came here today to test you. If you come to your senses and still miss me, then I don't intend to kill you. After all, I haven't studied you well yet."

"What if I don't wake up?"

"Then my little brothers and I will not spare you, and will kill you sooner or later!"

"Really? Then I'm really scared!"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there is me, as long as you listen to me,"

"really?"

Tang Qing twisted her waist, her mouth was full of coquettish and charming, full of feminine charm.

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