This female barber is very skilled

Chapter 207 8 Piss Coffin

"boom!"

Just as Li Li bent down and entered the tombstone, there was a loud noise and black smoke, which frightened Li Ya, who was standing in front of the tombstone, and the engineering team members who smashed the tombstone turned around and ran away.

"Well, you Tang shaves your head, even here you are playing tricks!"

Li Li came out of the tomb while cursing. She was covered in dust, her hair was dyed brown, and her fair face was black as if ink had been splashed on it.

"Contractor! Contractor!"

"Yes, yes, yes."

As soon as Li Li shouted, the contractor quickly climbed to Li Li's feet from the ground. He hadn't gotten up since he fell to the ground.

"Where's your wife? Tell her to bring a towel!"

"Ooooh, ok. Honey, darling, where are you?"

"Here? What's the matter?"

The answer from the little secretary came from afar.

"My aunt told you to bring a towel quickly."

"Oh, good!"

More than a dozen towels fell like fairy flowers in front of Li Li and Bao Diqu, but the little secretary was nowhere to be seen.

"Well, you rotten youth group, you have already set me up? Is this towel prepared for me?"

Li Li picked up a towel from the ground and wiped her face and hair vigorously.

After wiping five or six towels black, Li Li's face and hair were slightly refreshed.

"Contractor, go in and drag out my mother's coffin!"

"Aunt, aunt, aunt, oh, Lee, Lee, Lee..."

"Don't hey hey hey, lililili, stand up and drag the coffin!"

"I, I, I..."

The contractor sat on the ground and couldn't get up.

"are you going?"

Li Li's beautiful big eyes showed a fierce light.

"I, I, I..."

The contractor still couldn't get up.

"Coward!"

Li Li cast a contemptuous look at the head contractor, then looked at the twenty engineering team members standing in the open space of the grave, and asked loudly:

"Which of you dare to go in and drag the coffin out?"

The twenty engineering team members looked at me and I looked at you, including those who smashed the tombstone just now, but they didn't dare to take half a step forward.

"Boss Li, the inner and outer coffins of this burial cannot be dragged easily. Even if you want to take out the bones inside, you have to open the coffin lid to worship and then gently extract it. You should think carefully about it."

The material stood on the sidelines to persuade Li Li.

"As I said, I want to find another feng shui place for my parents to bury. I have to drag out the coffin, take out my mother's bones and bring them home to pay homage to."

Li Li's tone was tough.

"That's up to you."

The material stepped back head to toe.

"You stop for me!"

Li Li called out to her feet.

"What else do you have?"

The material asked as he stepped back.

"You and your people go to take out my mother's bones, and the wages will be doubled!"

"Boss Li, it's not a matter of wages. If you must pick up the bones, you children must pick them up yourself. Outsiders are absolutely not allowed to pick them up. This is the rule."

"I am the rules! Hey, everyone, who will come up and drag out the coffin to take out my mother's bones? Give him 1000 yuan!"

Li Li ignored her feet and feet, raised her head and shouted towards the grove.

The grove was silent, and no one responded.

"two thousand!"

Still no one responded.

"Three thousand!"

Still silent.

"four thousand!"

It was still silent.

"Five thousand!"

"I come!"

A voice sounded, and eighteen urine came out of the grove.

"you?!"

Li Li frowned.

"Boss Li, Li Li, it's me, your classmate."

Eighteen Urine smiled and walked in front of Li Li
"Why are you here? Aren't you staying at home to watch for my father on behalf of my elder brother?"

Li Li has never looked at Eighteen Urine directly, and she still does now.

"Didn't you say that you want to rebuild the tomb and hold a new funeral for your parents? Then is there still a need to guard this spirit? It won't be too late to wait until you get your mother's bones back."

Eighteen peas showed no fear in front of Li Li, and acted foolishly.

"Well, if you are sensible, go and drag out the coffin and take out my mother's bones."

Li Li didn't care about Shibapi's appearance, because she didn't look at him at all.

"Okay, but when will you give the 5000 yuan?"

Eighteen urine licked his face and moved in front of Li Li.

"You won't be missing, hurry and drag the coffin!"

Li Li turned around.

"Li Li, this is the most unlucky thing. I won't drag the coffin until I get the money."

Eighteen Urines also turned around and approached Li Li.

"I warn you, don't play tricks in front of me, be careful I will hit you!"

Li Li glared at Eighteen Urine.

"Humph!"

Eighteen Urine did not show any weakness, he raised his bald head, turned around and left.After his back head was shaved into a big bald head by Tang Qing, he simply shaved his head all the time, feeling cool!
"You stop for me!"

Eighteen urine did not stop.

"Did you hear that?!"

Eighteen urine still did not stop.

"Don't you think that I can't do anything to you without a razor?! Aren't you just a substitute for my elder brother? What's the big deal?!"

Eighteen urine stopped, turned around and said one word at a time:
"You're right. I'm your elder brother's substitute, but I'm worth it because he spent a lot of money on me. Li Li, let me tell you, except for the Tang family and the Li family, other People here only recognize money!"

"Am I not from the Li family?"

"Your Li family is different from the Li family I mentioned!"

"Why is it different?"

"My Li family is the Li family of Master Li's old house in Lutai Mountain, and your Li family is the Li family of the old yard on Lushan Road. One is in the sky and the other is underground. One I am grateful to Dade and the other I just want to fuck with his money!"

"Eighteen pee, don't criticize Sang Huai, my grandparents thought they were big figures on the scene in Shancheng, and my father was also a person of status when he was in Shancheng, and he was more or less a person on the scene in the northern metropolis."

"Hey, Li Li Li Za Po, are you real or fake? Are you ashamed to say such things? Let me tell you, you are standing in front of Aunt Li's grave and saying such things, not only for Aunt Li The biggest insult is also the biggest insult to Master Li!"

"How did I insult my mother? How did I insult my father?"

"Li Li, you clearly knew that your grandparents were too snobbish and resolutely prevented your biological mother from marrying your biological father. It was also your biological father who was too cowardly, which made Aunt Li leave in a state of depression! You are good, stand up Be proud of your domineering grandparents and cowardly father in front of Aunt Li's tomb, can Aunt Li rest in peace?"

"Eighteen pee, did that fat lady of the Tang family send you to scold me?"

"Li Zapo, I think you are a real mess! This shit is worse than a fool's stupidity. Is it necessary for Qingtuan to ask me to come over and scold you? What kind of things can't be done by her dignified master Jiujin of the people's barber shop in Shancheng? What kind of things are you doing wrong?"

"Then what kind of things did I do wrong and what things did I do wrong?"

"What you did today was wrong, and what you say now is wrong!"

"Is it wrong for me to rebuild the tomb for my parents? Is it wrong for me to drag my mother's coffin out to take out the bones and bring them back to pay homage?"

"Exactly! Grandpa Tang clearly left a message saying not to move the coffin easily, but you want to. Grandpa Tang has already repaired the tomb for your parents, but you want to smash the tombstone and rebuild it. Are you doing it right?"

"Then he don't want to shave his head and set up a gravestone for my father, can he do it properly?"

"Grandpa Tang is just a barber, but he is a really good person in our city! Li Li, Li Zapo, my life was saved by Grandpa Tang, and my life was given by Master Li. No matter what, we must drag out Aunt Li's coffin, restore Grandpa Tang's innocence, and restore your sobriety!"

Eighteen urine said and strode back, jumped onto the foundation of the tomb, walked to the front of the tomb, knelt down on both knees, respectfully first knocked three times to Aunt Li's coffin, and then crawled into the coffin with knees as feet. The tomb passage, dragged out Aunt Li's coffin.

Aunt Li's coffin is completely transparent, even the coffin inside is completely transparent. I don't know if it is made of glass or organic plastic.

When Eighteen Urine dragged Aunt Li's coffin out of the tomb and presented it in front of everyone, everyone present was astonished, including Li Li and Li Ya.

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