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Carpenter Wang sat on the ground with his back against the door and closed his eyes dreaming because the key could not fit into the lock.

When he opened his eyes and wanted to stand up and go to find Wang Xinjie on the second floor, a black figure came to him, stretched out a pair of big hands and grabbed his neck.

After short-circuiting his brain for a moment, Carpenter Wang appeared calm.Although I was a little anxious when I was pinched by the black shadow, I still blamed the black shadow in front of me word by word:

"Your father has become a big dung ghost, do you want to be a little piss ghost yourself? There is no separation of feces and urine, and it seems that your family will never have a bright future!"

"How dare you talk nonsense with your mouth? Believe it or not, I'll strangle you right away!"

"Strangle me? Do you dare?"

"Why don't I dare?"

"If you strangle me, can the law spare you?"

"Law? At worst, a life is worth a life!"

"Your master must also be implicated."

"My master?"

"You sneaked up to find me in the middle of the night, didn't your master send you here?"

"how do you know?"

"Not only did I already know it, but Master Jiujin also knew it already."

"She already knew?"

"That's right, otherwise what would I do sitting at the door of the room waiting for you?"

"Are you waiting for me at the door of the room?"

"Of course, Master Jiujin is waiting for you below!"

"She's waiting for me down there?"

"Don't you believe me? I'll call her up."

"Don't yell, don't yell, I'll be done if she comes up!"

"You were already finished."

"Then I'll strangle you first!"

"Okay, I'm about to die, thank you for helping me."

"Carpenter Wang, don't play tricks with me, believe it or not, I will really strangle you to death!"

"Eighteen piss, you are indeed not small, but you are not so courageous, otherwise you wouldn't pee your crotch when you saw Master Jiujin."

"Don't scare me with her!"

"I didn't scare you, look behind yourself, who is it?"

"Who?!"

Eighteen pee turned his head.

At this time, there happened to be a big firework blooming over the building, and the corridor was as bright as day.

"what?!"

Eighteen urine was so frightened that his hands loosened, his legs went limp, and a bubble of urine leaked out of his body, and he collapsed on the ground.

Tang Qing stood majestically in front of Eighteen Urine, the razor in his hand gleamed coldly.

Carpenter Wang rubbed his neck and took a few breaths.

Wang Xinjie ran to Carpenter Wang and asked him eagerly if he was injured:
"Grandpa, are you okay?"

"It's okay! Master Jiujin, are you really here?"

Carpenter Wang walked up to Tang Qing while responding to Wang Xinjie, his nose sore, and tears almost fell down.

Tang Qing didn't look at Carpenter Wang nor responded to him, his tiger eyes stared at Shibapi, and the corridor fell into silence and darkness.

There are intermittent and sporadic fireworks going off outside the house, illuminating and breaking the darkness and silence in the corridor from time to time.

Second after second, minute after minute, Tang Qing remained silent.

Tang Qing didn't speak, and Wang Carpenter and Wang Xinjie naturally couldn't speak, let alone Shibapi.

The silence continued.

To Eighteen Urine, this silence was like being hung high on the gallows. Tang Qing shaving the shaver with a cold light in his hand, shaving every inch of his skin and flesh one by one.

Suddenly, the land of Yancheng was full of spring, and the sound of firecrackers exploded over Yancheng like beans, and countless fireworks bloomed on both sides of Shanxi River.

"People are letting go of their guns! Master Wang, Xinjie, let's go!"

Tang Qing walked down the stairs.

Wang Carpenter and Wang Xinjie followed closely behind.

Eighteen urine is still paralyzed on the ground.

In the twilight of the morning, after a burst of enthusiastic opening shots, the city of Yan has never been quieter than before.

There was no car on the East Bridge, no one else, only Tang Qing, Wang Carpenter and Wang Xinjie who were walking slowly.

At this moment, it seemed that only Tang Qing, Wang Carpenter, and Wang Xinjie were walking outside in the whole Yancheng.

Tang Qing gradually quickened his pace, from jogging to fast running, running across the old courtyard of the Li family on Lushan Road, and to the old house of the Li family on Lutaishan.

"Ouch, this is killing me!"

When Carpenter Wang caught up with Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie, they had already sat on the threshold of the Li family's old house to rest for a long time.

"Today is the first day of the new year, can't you say something auspicious?"

"Master Jiujin, the Year of the Snake is auspicious and joyful, the head of the snake is raised for good luck, the snake's eyes are round and round to see auspiciousness, the snake's beard is upturned and money is full of gardens, the snake's body is swinging to climb high, the snake's tail is sweeping and the body is healthy, and the snake's sound is shaking. Have a happy face. I wish you a prosperous year of the snake, and a prosperous snake will bring good fortune to the sky!"

"Hehe, thank you for your blessings, and I also wish you, Master Wang, good fortune like a lucky snake, prosperity and prosperity in the sky, auspiciousness like an auspicious snake, prosperity in the sky, auspiciousness like an auspicious snake, auspicious stars shining brightly, spirit like a spirit snake, health and longevity!"

"Master Jiujin, thank you, thank you!"

Seeing her grandfather and Tang Qing holding each other's fists and wishing Wanfu, Wang Xinjie stood up from the threshold and faced the Li family's old house, put his hands together, and said in his mouth:

"Golden snake raises its head, good luck wanders; silver snake dances vigorously, sits on wealth; copper snake moves, health is consolidated; white snake stays, safe and guarding; green snake patronizes, flowers are blooming; flower snake is cool, happy and reliable; Li Ye is a great Confucian , the little girl is clumsy; thank you for your pointers, I am very grateful!"

"Xinjie, what are you talking about?"

"Grandpa, didn't you and Master Jiujin wish you auspicious year of the snake? Let me say a few words too."

"I understand the blessings you said earlier, but what do you mean by the last few words of 'Master Li is a scholar, the little girl is clumsy; thank you for your advice, I am very grateful!'"

"Grandpa, Master Jiujin can understand, why can't you understand?"

"Xinjie, what do I know? I don't understand!"

Tang Qing stood up from the threshold.

"Master Jiujin, your attitude towards Eighteen Urine just now told me that you know everything."

"Really? Thank you for understanding me."

"Master Jiujin, I should thank you for understanding me."

"Hey, hey, you two, you understand me, I understand you, what do you understand?"

Carpenter Wang's head was like the winter fog in front of him, he was at a loss and couldn't distinguish east, west, north, south, and middle.

Wang Xinjie and Tang Qing ignored Carpenter Wang, but circled around the Li family's old house several times in tandem.

When they returned to the gate, both of their trouser legs were drenched with dew.

"Master Jiujin, don't worry, she doesn't dare to disturb here without authorization."

"Forgive her for not daring!"

"Master Jiujin, Mr. Li, a generation of great Confucian scholars in Yancheng, has not earned his reputation in vain."

"Xinjie, I only admire two people up to now, one is my grandfather and the other is Master Li!"

"Master Jiujin, I am the same as you."

"I hope you will be the third in the near future."

"Master Jiujin, you are making fun of me."

"Xinjie, just now you can say 'Master Li is a great scholar, my little girl is clumsy; thank you for your advice, I am very grateful!' It is enough to prove that you in the future are definitely worthy of my admiration."

"Thank you, Master Jiujin, for your compliment. I will work hard and not let you down."

"Hey, hey, why are you flattering each other again?"

Carpenter Wang also went around the Li family's old house and returned to the gate, and seemed to understand a little bit.

"What? Have an opinion?"

"Grandpa, do you have any objections?"

Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie seemed in a good mood, and they both smiled and asked Carpenter Wang.

Carpenter Wang's mood also improved for some reason, which matched the first day of the new year very well. He responded to Tang Qing and Wang Xinjie with a smile:
"Master Li is the one we should respect, and the Li family's old house is the place that needs our protection. I don't care about her Li's old house on Lushan Road, whatever tricks she wants to play, I will not move!"

"Hey, are you enjoying poetry so much?"

"Master Jiujin, my grandfather is not poetry."

"As long as it's not Shiba's shit, everything is poetry!"

"Haha, poetry and shit have the same pronunciation but different meanings, heaven and earth, light and darkness..."

"Stop it, let's have some fun on the first day of the new year. Xinjie will sing a song."

"Sister Lin, today is from ancient times to the present, heaven and earth,
The first satisfying thing..."

Wang Xinjie rapped and sang:
"I can't close my mouth and accept the good news with a smile,
I counted my fingers and looked forward to it,
......"

Tang Qing, Wang Xinjie, and Wang Carpenter talked, laughed, sang and danced back from the Li family's old house to the Tang family's small courtyard.

"not good!"

Seeing his father standing at the door frowning and looking around from a distance, Tang Qing's heart sank.