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Chapter 407 Whose Butt Is Big

Here, Tang Qing's parents and father-in-law surrounded Carpenter Wang and were excited about Xiaolong's take-off.

Over there, Tang Qing, Li Ya, Wang Xinjie, Jian Qiang, Director Liu, Bao inquired and his women all covered their mouths and laughed, wanting to laugh out loud but not daring to do so.

Xiaoqiang sneaked under the table and quietly put on the shoe for Tang Qing, then sneaked under the table again, ran to the ground, opened his little hands, and chanted loudly to the sky:
"The road is difficult, the road is difficult, there are many divergent roads, where is it now?

There will be times when the wind and waves break, and the sails will be hung straight to the sea. "

"it is good!"

"Clap clap clap..."

Amid the applause and applause, the dinner in the Tang Family Courtyard began in a joyful and harmonious atmosphere.

"Qing'er, this is a nutritious eight-treasure porridge specially made for you, eat it while it's hot."

"Thank you mom, I want to eat your braised pork."

"You should eat lightly first, there will be plenty of opportunities to eat braised pork in the future."

"Grandma, what you eat makes you feel good. You should give my mother stewed hoof."

"Xiaoqiang, are you scolding your mother in another way?"

"Mom, I don't have any. It's said in the book. It is said that people who have hurt their muscles and bones should eat cow's hooves."

"Aren't you scolding mom?"

"Mom, if you must think that I call you a pig or a cow, then I am a pig and a calf?"

"You are a little pig and a calf!"

"Who said our Xiaoqiang is a little pig and a calf? Our Xiaoqiang is a little dragon."

"Yes, Master Wang said that our little dragon, Xiaoqiang, is about to take off."

"Our little dragon, Xiaoqiang, must be able to take off, otherwise the big bird wouldn't be able to fly into the small courtyard for no reason."

"Okay, Xiaolong is about to take off, and the small courtyard is about to be demolished. The three of you can finally live in a new house."

Tang Qing hurriedly changed the subject, for fear that everyone would go back to his shoe, so that his father would not spare her lightly, and he probably had to take off his shoe, chasing her around the yard.

"Oh, I still like living in our small courtyard."

Tang Qing's mother sighed and put down the chopsticks.

"A suite like a bird's nest is as comfortable as our small courtyard?"

Tang Qing's father agreed with his wife's idea and put down the wine cup.

"It's better to demolish the dilapidated house in my old Taimen, and at least give Xiaoqiang some cash, which can be used for him to study in college in the future."

Eunuch Tang Qing was very happy. He raised his neck and drank the wine in one gulp.

"Of course your dilapidated house should be demolished. If you want to sell it, no one will want it. My Xiaoqiang is not rare."

"You are the only one who regards your little yard as a treasure. If you want to sell it, no one may want it."

"I won't sell it if someone wants it. This is a family property that our ancestors of the Tang family worked so hard to build."

"If you don't go to the old one, you won't come to the new one. When Xiaoqiang grows up, he will definitely live in a suite."

"What's so good about a suite? How can it be compared to our small courtyard?"

"It's good to have the sky and the land, then Xiaoqiang will live in a big villa in the future."

"Hmph, to put it bluntly, are you qualified to let Xiaoqiang live in a big villa?"

"I can always compensate some money for the demolition, and I have saved some money myself. Maybe I can buy a villa for Xiaoqiang."

"Dream, you! How much money can you pay for that big ass in your old Taimen?"

"How many big butts are there in your small courtyard? Isn't it just two big butts?"

"Are you a cow's butt? Or an elephant's butt? You said that our Tang family courtyard is only two big asses?"

"Then what kind of ass are you? Said my old house is only as big as a butt?"

"My butt must be bigger than yours, and my small courtyard must be bigger than your old house."

"Not necessarily, my old house is deep, and your small courtyard may be as big as my old house in terms of area."

Father Tang Qing and Eunuch Tang Qing were arguing endlessly.

Tang Qing couldn't help laughing and said:

"You two old kids just take off your pants and compare, whose butt is bigger. Xiaoqiang, go get a ruler and measure it carefully. Is your grandpa's butt bigger or your grandpa's butt bigger?"

"okay!"

Xiaoqiang agreed, jumped off the stool and ran into the back room.

"Just measure, who is afraid of whom? Stand up!"

"Stand up and stand up, what have I to be afraid of? Anyway, my ass must be bigger than yours!"

"Then you must be a bull's ass, how can my ass be as big as yours?"

"Didn't you say you're an elephant's butt? How did you become so humble all of a sudden?"

"I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about a villain like you."

"You are the villain, if you have the ability, let Xiao Qiang measure it."

"Hmph, let Xiaoqiang measure it first if you have the ability."

"It was you who said the bull's butt and the elephant's butt first, so you measure it first."

Father Tang Qing and Eunuch Tang Qing stood up and were still not convinced by each other.

"Hey, grandpa, grandpa, which of you two will measure first?"

Xiaoqiang stood behind Tang Qing's father and father-in-law with a soft ruler in his hand and asked.

"He first!"

Tang Qing's father and father-in-law answered Xiaoqiang in unison, and their hands pointed at each other at the same time.

"Xiaoqiang, spank their butts, [-] big spanks each!"

"Mom, then I'll get the stick."

"No, this will do."

Tang Qing picked up a rolling pin behind him and handed it to Xiaoqiang.

"Hee hee, that's good. Grandpa, grandpa, are you ready? I'm about to start fighting."

Xiaoqiang raised the rolling pin.

"Don't, don't, Xiaoqiang, I'm just joking with your grandpa."

"Yes, yes, Xiaoqiang, I was just playing around with your grandfather."

Tang Qing's father and father-in-law hurriedly waved their hands to Xiaoqiang.

"Xiaoqiang, mom is not joking, you should hit them a few times and have a good time."

Tang Qing is relentless.

"Grandpa, grandpa, I'm going to play a joke."

Xiaoqiang raised the rolling pin again, aiming at the buttocks of Tang Qing's father and father-in-law, and was about to strike.

"Xiaoqiang, you can't play around like this, you mustn't play around like this. Hey, you two old children, why don't you sit down soon? Do you really want Xiaoqiang to hit you with the rolling pin a few times? People of this age are not as good as Xiaoqiang What about this child. Both Director Liu and Li Ya are here, so you're not afraid of being laughed at by them?"

Tang Qing's mother hurried over to snatch the rolling pin from Xiaoqiang's hand, and scolded her wife and grandpa Xiaoqiang.

"Auntie, it's okay, we are all family."

"Yes, Mrs. Tang, we are all one family."

Li Ya and Director Liu quickly responded that they couldn't hold it back for a long time, they couldn't laugh when they wanted to, it was very uncomfortable.

"Yes, yes, they are all a family. As juniors, you should know how big the buttocks of the two elders are? When buying diapers in the future, you can also buy them according to the size, so as not to buy too small or too big. Mom, please No, let Xiao Qiang force your butt by the way, see if your pig's butt is bigger or the two of them's cow's or elephant's ass is bigger?"

Tang Qing's mother was thinking about how to respond to Li Ya and Director Liu, when she heard what Tang Qing said about diapers?And asked her which butt is bigger?In a hurry, he blurted out:
"How can my pig's ass be as big as their cow's and elephant's ass?"

"Haha, grandma, do you admit that you are a pig's butt?"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed along with Xiaoqiang.

"You child, mom is taking advantage here!"

Tang Qing's mother raised the rolling pin in her hand, as if to hit Tang Qing.

Tang Qing tilted his head, and said to his mother with a playful smile:
"Talking and laughing, are you happy? You should go and sit down. Let's listen to Director Liu to talk about business."

"Director Liu has something to talk about? Then I have to go and sit down."

As soon as Tang Qing's mother turned around and ran back to her seat, everyone else stopped laughing and focused their eyes on Director Liu.

"Master Jiujin, are you really an immortal descended from the earth, possessed by a vajra? How do you know that I have something serious to say?"

Director Liu was a little embarrassed by everyone, and asked Tang Qing with a smile.

Tang Qingchong smiled slyly to Director Liu, and asked:
"Director Liu, did you come here on purpose because Li Ya is back? Your business must have something to do with Li Ya, right?"

"Odd! Odd! Master Jiujin, you must be an immortal descended from the earth and possessed by a vajra. You are better at pinching and counting than Master Wang. I really came to look for her only after knowing that Manager Li had returned to Yan City. "

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