Chapter 79

"Oh!"

"Whoa!"

The cotton curtain was lifted, and a person's head came out of the People's Barbershop.

It was too late and then it was too fast, the aluminum can in Tang Qing's hand slapped that head.

"Ah yo!"

As the food in the aluminum can spilled on that person's head, Tang Qing raised his leg and kicked that person's ass.

"thump!"

The man ate shit all by himself and fell heavily to the ground.

"Small sample, come to the people's barbershop to do something wrong, and see if I don't shoot you to death!"

Tang Qing walked up to that person with an aluminum can in one hand and a razor in the other.

Seeing that person laying motionless on the ground, I felt a little flustered, won't I lose my breath after being photographed?

Probably not, I just spilled food on his head?How could it be shot to death?

"Hey, get up!"

The man still didn't respond.

"Hey, don't play dead, if you still don't get up, I'll cut your throat with a razor!"

Tang Qing said this, but his heart became more and more flustered.

It's Chinese New Year, should I go in and eat light steamed buns?Do you want to spend the Lantern Festival there?
No, I have to call 120 first, and then call 110. I will turn myself in after saving someone. Can I reduce my sentence?
Tang Qing threw down the aluminum can, took out his mobile phone, and was about to dial a number when the man began to whimper:
"Ah, ah, ah, am I dead?"

"Damn you big pig, get up!"

Tang Qing went over and kicked that person.

"Hey, I can't get up."

"If you can't get up, I'll give you a razor!"

"No, no, no, I'll get up, I'll get up."

The man turned over with difficulty, got up from the ground with difficulty, walked up to Tang Qing with a head of food, and said pitifully:

"Master Jiujin, why are you so polite? I've already eaten, so I don't need to eat anymore."

"You, you, are you the contractor?"

Tang Qing took a closer look and found that the person she took a picture of was not someone else, but the contractor.

"Master Jiujin, can I go in and have a wash?"

"Go in!"

Tang Qing saw that the contractor's bulging head was colorful and pretty.

The red ones are tomatoes, the green ones are green peppers, the yellow ones are pumpkins, the white ones are rice, and there are a few pieces of braised pork. It's only the sixth day of the first lunar month, and my mother must put more vegetables for Tang Qing.Normally, the head of the contractor would have at most two colors, the green of the vegetables or the white of the radish.

Tang Qing quickly washed the contractor's hair and let him return to his original state.

People's Barbershop is good. It is convenient and quick to wash all existing hair.

"Master Jiujin, can you just shave my head?"

"You don't want to push your limits. You can shave your head, but you have to pay for it."

"Naturally, I will pay a little more at the beginning and end of the first month."

"That's no need, I'm not a black shop."

"The People's Barbershop is the People's Barbershop, and Master Jiujin is Master Jiujin. He is upright and bright."

"You want to look good? Well, shave your head."

"No, no, I still have an inch head."

Cuntou is a kind of hairstyle for men, also known as board inch, which is divided into round inch, square inch, board inch, hair inch and so on.

Round inch means that the overall hairstyle is round, and it is pushed up from both sides of the head when shaving.

Fangcun, as the name suggests, the overall hairstyle is square, without edges and corners.

Small in size, flat on the top of the head, it looks clean and neat, but it is not suitable for people with pointed heads.

Maocun is divided into two hairstyles: long hair and short hair.The overall shape of the long-haired inch is also round.The difference from Yuancun is that the top of the head is trimmed with thinning scissors.The same is true for the short-haired inch, but it is shorter than the long-haired inch.

Tang Qing shaved the contractor's head in a round inch. His head shape was originally round and suitable for a round inch.

"Master Jiujin, your shaving skills are definitely the best in the country. I have been to so many big cities, and I have never met such a good shaving artist as you."

"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, you fart in front of me today, do you need me for something?"

"Master Jiujin, you really deserve to be Master Jiujin. You predict things like a god, and you are a prophet. It's like the rebirth of Zhuge Kongming and the rebirth of Liu Bowen."

"Shut up the bullshit, say, what's the matter with sneaking?"

"Master Jiujin, you must promise me to help me. No one can help me except you, and no one can help me."

"What are you talking about? Be quick, put your farts, or I'll shoot you to death!"

"I'll let it go, Master Jiujin, I don't just have one thing, I have three things to ask for your help."

"Hehe, don't you have a small appetite? Just three things in one mouthful? Why should I help you, a beast like this?"

"Master Jiujin, you will definitely help me when I enter the People's Barbershop. You even shaved my head, so even if I have joined the People's Barbershop, you have to help me even more."

"I knew I should let you go!"

"Master Jiujin, I know you won't let me enter the People's Barbershop, let alone join the People's Barbershop, so I sneaked in when there was no one and you were heating up the food."

"I thought you were a thief."

"Master Jiujin, as long as you let me join the People's Barbershop, you can scold me whatever you want, and shoot me whatever you want, as long as you don't shoot me to death."

"Shooting you? My hands feel sore, and I still can't bear to part with my meals."

"Master Jiujin, I'm sorry to cause you to waste such a good meal. Don't worry, as long as you promise to help me, I will not only buy you new meals today, but I will send you meals every day in the future. "

"If I expect you to bring me food, I might as well count on that stray dog ​​on the street. As long as I feed it, it will wag its tail when it sees me from a distance. It's like you, my Shanghai aunt follows you wholeheartedly, Do something so nasty!"

"Master Jiujin, I have fully realized my mistake now, so I came here to ask you for help, one of which is to make up for her."

"Make up for her? It seems that your peace of mind is not so bad."

"Master Jiujin, I will make it up to her, why do you still say that I have a bad heart?"

"The weasel must have no good intentions to give the chicken New Year's greetings. You signed the divorce agreement so simply and offered to compensate her another 50 yuan. It was suspicious at first, but now you take the initiative to come here to be courteous. It's either rape or theft."

"Master Jiujin, I sincerely want to make up for her this time. But you also know her personality. If I talk to her myself, she will scold me before I open my mouth, and won't give me at all. opportunity to explain."

"At home, in front of her, you do things like pigs and dogs, do you need to explain?"

"Master Jiujin, I really don't need to explain that matter, she took pictures with her mobile phone. In fact, she took pictures for you to see, which is also an invasion of my privacy, but I don't care about her, let's forget about the past."

"Get out and disappear in front of me immediately, and you will never be allowed to enter the People's Barbershop again!"

Tang Qing pointed at the store door, furious.

"Don't, don't, Master Jiujin, I'm just telling the truth, just telling the truth, don't drive me away, I still want to come to People's Barbershop to shave my head in the future."

The contractor hurriedly begged.

"Tell the truth? Did you tell your true psychology? Did you expose your true colors? It seems that if Aunt Shanghai didn't take pictures of your pig and dog deeds, would you still want to beat him up? We violated your privacy after seeing it ? Bah! Who wants to see! What a shameless rotten person!"

Tang Qing was so angry that he grabbed the contractor's collar and dragged him out of the store.

"Master Jiujin, what's the matter?"

The pig butcher just came to the shop.

"Drag him out, the farther the better!"

Tang Qingzheng was a little anxious.

Although the head contractor is short, the edible intestines are fat, the waist is thick, the belly is big, and the weight is not light.

"Okay, I haven't seen this dog for a long time, so I'll just drag him around Yan City today!"

The pig butcher dragged the contractor out of the People's Barbershop.

"Master Jiujin, I have something to say, I have something to say, and it has something to do with Boss Li Li."

The contractor yelled.

"Master Pig Butcher, drag him in!"

As soon as Tang Qing heard that the contractor said that he had something to do with Li Li, he quickly asked the pig butcher to drag him back to the People's Barbershop. She had to ask him what was his relationship with Li Li?
(End of this chapter)

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