This female barber is very skilled

Chapter 93 Husband and Wife
"Dog thief, where are you running to?!"

As soon as Sha Gu arrived at the gate of the vegetable market, the black shadow escaped from it under Tang Qing's pursuit.

The silly girl swept her legs, and the black shadow fell to the ground.

Sha Gu leaned her leg and rode on Hei Ying.

"Hehe, you're quite strong, let's see if you're a male thief or a female thief!"

Sha Gu grabs Soi Ying's collar and wants to take off Soi Ying's clothes.

"Silly girl, don't mess around, drag it back first."

Tang Qing came over, each with Sha Gu and one arm, and wanted to drag Hei Ying back to the non-staple food store.

"Master Jiujin, I'll go by myself, you don't need to delay."

Sombra spoke.

"Big hair? Why are you?"

Tang Qing took a closer look and found that the black shadow turned out to be Da Mao.

"So you are a fool? Say, what are you doing sneakily?"

Seeing that it was Da Mao, Sha Gu let go of his arm.

"You're so stupid, I'm a dignified security coordinator."

Da Mao straightened his clothes and puffed out his chest.

"Hmph, what about the security coordinator? A sneaky security officer?"

Sha Gu didn't take Da Mao seriously.

"I'm not sneaking around, I'm here to protect the safety of Master Jiujin."

"Protect the safety of Master Jiujin? Just like your three-legged cat kung fu, you still protect the safety of Master Jiujin? Master Jiujin almost protects you!"

"A good man doesn't fight with a woman. I deliberately let you trip me."

"Is it intentional, is that intentional for me to ride on you?"

"Of course, I like it when you ride me."

"Are you ashamed as a big man? Like to let me ride on you with a woman?"

"You are ashamed. You said that as long as I say something, you will marry me immediately."

"Why should I be ashamed? That's because this girl dares to love and hate!"

"Do you dare to love or hate? Then I want to ask you to be my wife. Do you dare to marry me?"

"Dare, why don't you dare?"

"Then you will be my wife!"

"Okay, now I'll go home with you!"

"It's a deal, wife, let's go!"

"Go, husband!"

Da Mao took Sha Gu's hand and strode out of the vegetable market.

"Hey, you guys?!"

The two big fools didn't look back, and went hand in hand with their husband and wife, but Tang Qing stood there dumbfounded.

At first, they thought it would take at least a lot of talking to bring the two of them together, but in the end, they ignored the existence of her, the nine-pound master, and started a new life journey by themselves.

Tang Qing cleaned up the scattered objects on the ground for Shagu, closed the door of the non-staple food store, and walked out of the vegetable market.

"Master Jiujin!"

"Contractor?"

"Master Jiujin, are you finally back?"

"what are you doing here?"

Tang Qing walked downstairs in his hut, and the contractor came up to him.

"I'm waiting for you."

"What are you waiting for me here? Is it cold? Why don't you go to the People's Barbershop to find me if you have something to do?"

"I dare not go to the People's Barbershop easily."

"why?"

"No reason, I'm a little scared anyway."

"A guilty conscience? Tell me, what do you want from me?"

"Master Jiujin, I have a wife and a son now, and I'm getting better."

"Didn't you have a wife before?"

"There was no son before."

"Virtue, is a son so important?"

"Master Jiujin, our family has been passed down for three generations, so we can't end the incense with me."

"Isn't it telling me to drink your son's full moon bar?"

"Master Jiujin, you are so smart."

"I'm smart? Do I need your praise?"

"Master Jiujin is indifferent to fame and wealth, and looks down on everything, so why would he care about a word of praise from me?"

"I'm going to let go of everything and become a Buddha immediately! Don't talk nonsense, if you have anything else to say, I'm going home and going to sleep."

"Master Jiujin, can you invite my aunt to my son's full moon wine for me?"

"Your aunt? Who is your aunt? Why do you want me to invite you?"

"Master Jiujin, my aunt is Boss Li Lili."

"Hey, Li Li is your aunt. I really forgot that you have such a relationship."

"Master Jiujin, can you invite her for me?"

"Why don't you invite her in person?"

"I dare not, for fear that if she gets angry, she will slap me twice."

"Is there anyone you are afraid of?"

"I'm also afraid of you, Master Jiujin."

"Really? Then come to me?"

"How could my son's full moon banquet be without your Master Jiujin?"

"I don't have to go."

"Master Jiujin, you must give me this face. My aunt also asks you to tell her that she must come to my son's full moon wine during her busy schedule."

"It's fine to tell Li Li, but I can't guarantee whether she will come."

"As long as your Master Jiujin is willing to give you face, my aunt will definitely do the same."

"Okay, you go back, I'm going up."

"Master Jiujin, can you do me another favor?"

"Your contractor boss is not small. What can I, an ordinary barber, do for you?"

"Master Jiujin, you have helped me a lot, and I keep it in mind. If I can't repay in my life, I will ask my son to inherit the will, and if my son can't repay, I will ask my grandson to inherit the will. Children and grandchildren will repay your kindness forever and ever!"

"Pull it down, do you think I'm an old man? Return the will? Return the children and grandchildren? Can you let me live a few more years?"

"Master Jiujin, you will surely live a hundred years and live forever."

"You don't even brush your teeth before you fart, say, who do you want me to invite for you? It can't be Aunt Shanghai, right?"

"Master Jiujin, you are worthy of being called Master Jiujin, you can guess my thoughts right."

"I know exactly how many roundworms you have in your stomach."

"Then I won't go to the hospital to see a doctor if my stomach hurts, I will come to People's Barbershop to find you Master Jiujin."

"I really don't understand, how did your business come about? Are all the people who do business with you idiots and incompetent? They smell good even if you have a stinking mouth?"

"Hey, Master Jiujin, when you do business, doing business means that you can find out the little meaning that is in the center of other people's life, give him a little bit of meaning, you earn big meaning, and then let his little bit of meaning always grow up for you. mean!"

"So that's how your business is done? How many people on the scene have eaten your small thoughts and made big ones for you?"

"Master Jiujin, you know this, you know me, you know the world, you know it, just understand it in your heart."

Downstairs in the hut where Tang Qing lived, the contractor couldn't help but get carried away when he talked about his business tips.

Looking at the complacent appearance of the contractor under the street lamp, Tang Qing felt disgusted in his heart, and warned him:
"Contractor, it seems that you are really a genius in business. But I remind you, don't go inside to eat light steamed buns even if your son can't drink the full moon wine."

"Master Jiujin, what do you mean?"

"Don't you understand what I mean? Didn't you just say that you know me, you know the world, you know it, and you just understand it in your heart?"

"Master Jiujin, I understand it in my heart, I understand it in my heart, now I basically don't care about it anymore, and I don't think about it, I just want my son to be interesting."

"Contractor, you have to pay it back when you come out to mess around. It's best not to repay your son."

"Master Jiujin, why are you cursing my son? He's not even full moon yet!"

"How could I curse your son? I'm worried about his little life, so don't call you inside with his first 'Daddy'."

"Master Jiujin, I understand in my heart, I understand in my heart."

"You know what a fart! If you understand it in your heart, will you let me invite Aunt Shanghai? What kind of heart do you want to ask Aunt Shanghai to drink your son's full moon wine? Don't you understand in your heart?"

"Master Jiujin, after all, Auntie Shanghai and I are married. My son is full moon. Treating her to drink is a remembrance of old love. I will not accept gift money from her."

"Bah, that's a good idea! Do you still know that you used to be husband and wife? If you were a husband and wife, you still do things like pigs and dogs in front of Aunt Shanghai? You still want Aunt Shanghai to drink the full moon wine to reminisce about the old relationship between husband and wife? Aren't you deliberately disgusting Shanghai? Auntie? Disgusting, she won't have children?!"

Tang Qing turned angrily and walked into the corridor.

"Master Jiujin, then you must invite my aunt to drink my son's full moon wine, otherwise she will regret it, and you will regret it too!"

The contractor shouted at Tang Qing's back.

(End of this chapter)