Rekindling looking back has been three lives

Chapter 114 Lick to the end, everything?

Facing Wu Chuzhi's question, Qin Xu said angrily, "This guy is being mean again today. Look at his QQ signature, the third child said a few words about him, and they started arguing."

Liu Liu looked depressed, "I'm a cheap hand! I saw that there was a set of real questions that were good, so I sent them to the youngest. I didn't expect to see this thing when I clicked on QQ. I can't eat at night!"

Wu Chuzhi was embarrassed to say that he deleted Kong Ziqian's QQ, and reasoned that his mobile phone was out of battery, so he turned on Qin Xu's computer and looked at it.

"Welcome to the dog licking alliance, everyone in the world is happy to lick dogs!"

After seeing the words on the screen clearly, Wu Chuzhi took a deep breath.

People say no?
He turned around and gave Confucius a thumbs up.

Dare to lick a dog is divided into levels, right?

Little turkey-warm man-licking dog-licking waiter-licking general-licking king
[Little Turkey]: It has potential. I usually meet few girls, and I haven't started licking yet. I don't know that I will become a licking dog in the future.

[Warm Man]: The relationship with girls has entered an asymmetrical stage, giving small gifts every now and then, or showing hospitality.At this stage, people usually don't realize that they have embarked on the road of licking dogs.

[Licking dog]: When the goddess loves to ignore him, she still sends him messages every day. Sometimes she is very sad and decides not to lick him anymore. As a result, the goddess gave him a punctuation mark and continued to lick him.

Most people will start to struggle when they are in the dog-licking stage, but due to various reasons, it is difficult to quit licking successfully.

[Licking waiter]: Realizing that it is impossible not to lick, I keep buying gifts and spending money for the goddess.Even if the goddess already belongs to someone else, she still wants to lick it.

"Promise me, you can play, but pay attention to hygiene, okay?"

[Licking General]: My mentality has undergone a wonderful change.I already know that chasing the goddess is impossible, but I enjoy licking.

They usually say that it is not the result that matters, but the process.I no longer feel sad when I am left out by the goddess, but I feel calm in my heart, and I am even very excited. I am a person who licks for the sake of licking.

[Licking King]: They no longer lick silently by themselves, but start to encourage each other with colleagues in the licking industry, and even establish a dog licking organization.

Of course, there are also the upper three realms, licking the emperor, licking the holy, and licking the gods!
However, ordinary people cannot understand these three levels. They are all legendary existences. I also hope that they will not come in the future, otherwise the world will set off a violent storm.

The youngest is on the rank of licking king.

Confucius laughed, "What do you know? Today she posted a QQ diary with my photo!"

The happy smile on the corner of his mouth stunned Wu Chuzhi and the others.

No way?
Could this be the ultimate mystery of the legendary dog ​​licking?
Lick to the end, everything?

The three began to gossip, and surrounded Kong Ziqian with a bench, "Youngest, tell me! What's going on?"

Although I can't understand his deeds, but in the end, if there is a lover who will eventually get married, the brothers are still happy to see it.

After all, the sobbing sound from time to time at night made them feel uncomfortable.

Thinking about the situation during the day, Kong Ziqian looked intoxicated, "You know? I went to find her today, and she gave me an Oreo biscuit..."

Wu Chuzhi:? ? ?

Liu Liu:? ? ?
Qin Xu:? ? ?
Three people: Get to the point!

Confucius licked his lips, "She stuffed it into my mouth with her own hands!"

The three of them let out an "oh hoo" in unison.

"Damn it! Do you know? I was blushing!" Kong Ziqian grinned.

The three of Wu Chuzhi looked at each other, squeezed their eyes, and smiled like an aunt, "Then what?"

Confucius smiled, "When I crushed it, I found it tasted weird."

"The smell of happiness? No, it's weird, what's the smell?" Liu Liu was stunned.

Qin Xu rubbed his chin, "Could it be stuffed inside?"

"Mustard or durian?" Wu Chuzhi frowned, with a smile on his lips.

Qin Wan also tricked him about this matter.

Confucius laughed loudly, "Toothpaste! Guess what?"

The three of them froze, feeling a little bad in their hearts.

"I felt nauseous for a while, and swallowed it all," Kong Ziqian said with a smile.

The three of Wu Chuzhi gasped.

It's a wolf!

Such words, such expressions, make people shudder.

"What did she say? Touched?" Liu Liu couldn't help asking.

Kong Ziqian nodded, "She was anxious at the time and yelled at me, 'Hurry up and spit it out, there is toothpaste in it, why are you so stupid!'"

Qin Xu and Liu Liu looked at each other and nodded.

learnt!
learnt!
The youngest is really ruthless!

If you don't enter a tiger's den, you can't get a tiger's son!

Enough!

The two asked wretchedly, "How did you answer?"

In their view, Confucius' answer may be a classic quotation that touched the girl, so it must be well remembered.

Kong Ziqian straightened his chest, "I looked at her and said affectionately, 'Because you gave it to me, I can't bear it'."

Qin Xu and Liu Liu couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

classic!

"She was flushed with shame, smiled and said to me, 'You're such a happy!'"

Then he laughed out loud.

Wu Chuzhi and others also laughed, it seems that it is indeed done.

But after thinking about it, Qin Xu wondered, "Why didn't you change your QQ signature? Could it be that you are going to impart experience?"

Wu Chuzhi frowned, and the more he thought about it, the more something went wrong, "Youngest, open her space log and let's take a look."

Confucius chuckled, turned his head and opened Zou Lingling's space.

A strange photo of Confucius appeared in front of their eyes.

But at the end, the three of Wu Chuzhi were completely speechless.

"Licking a dog is really funny!"

Confucius looked at the photo and laughed, with happiness written all over his face, "Look, I made her happy."

Liu Liu took off his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

Qin Xu shook his head, trying to shake the water out of his head.

Wu Chuzhi endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back, grabbed the mouse, and wanted to delete Zou Lingling from Kong Ziqian's QQ.

Kong Ziqian was terrified, and he didn't know where the strength came from. He hugged Wu Chuzhi's waist and retreated step by step.

Wu Chuzhi was furious, "Let go! You're fucking being a bitch!"

The bed was a canopy bed, and the dormitory was not big, so Wu Chuzhi didn't dare to use force for fear of hurting him.

"Don't let it go! Boss, you deleted it, how can I live?"

Confucius Qian cried.

Liu Liu slapped him across the face, "You just like being a dog licker so much, don't you!"

Confucius Qian's eyes were red, his temples bulged, "I just like her! Is it against the law? Is it wrong to like someone?"

Qin Xu put his hand on his forehead and said helplessly, "Youngest, there is nothing wrong with liking someone. But now she is clearly playing tricks on you!"

Confucius was stunned, and then smiled miserably, "I know...I know...but I just can't let her go!"

Wu Chuzhi straightened up, "Youngest, like this. Let go, I won't delete it. Listen to me, you just entered into a misunderstanding of thinking, and you confused affection with dog licking."

Confucius didn't dare to let go at all, and still hugged Wu Chuzhi's waist tightly, "Go on."

"First of all, we need to define what licking a dog is. Ordinary pursuits are definitely not qualified to be a licking dog.

There is a difference between being affectionate and licking a dog.

The basis of affection is that you have not given up on your self-esteem, knowing that the other party doesn't like you, so try not to bother.

Dog licking is hard licking. Even if you know that the other party is not interested in you, you still don’t give up, give up your self-esteem, and don’t care if it will cause trouble to the other party, and try your best to treat her in your own way.

For example, the famous foot fetish maniac, Saibei idiot, teacher You Tanzhi.

The essential difference between affection and dog licking is that affection can accept that you can't get it, while the purpose of dog licking is to get it, and in the process, use licking to rationalize your behavior. "

Although a bit unkind, Wu Chuzhi still wanted to say that Senior Brother Chu Jian was affectionate, while Confucius was licking a dog.

Confucius was angry, "I'm not a dog licker! She responded to me at the beginning! I used to send messages to Ling'er every day. Although she didn't always reply in a timely manner, at least she was willing to reply every time. Occasionally we can have a good chat.

When I was a freshman, I gave her some gifts, and she would accept them, and even asked her out to meet, and she would come out to have dinner with me from time to time.

I just don't know where I went wrong and it turned out like this!Later, she had a boyfriend, and I didn't give up. I thought if she broke up with him, wouldn't my chance come?

Boss, I don't understand at all!Isn't this the normal process of chasing girls?Didn't you also say that as long as the hoe dances well, there is no corner in the world that cannot be dug. "

Wu Chuzhi was suffocated when he heard the words, and sighed for a while, "Youngest, how about this, you give me her mobile phone number, and I will help you find out the reason."

Anyway, it's a stranger, so I don't lose face if I ask directly.

Kong Ziqian also wanted to know the answer. After repeatedly confirming that Wu Chuzhi would not delete his QQ friends, he stood in front of the computer and recited Zou Lingling's mobile phone number.

Wu Chuzhi didn't talk nonsense, and turned on the speakerphone after dialing.

"Hello? How are you?" A pleasant voice came from the receiver.

Wu Chuzhi straight to the point revealed his identity and asked a question.

Zou Lingling was silent for a while, and then slowly opened her mouth, "Confucius is right next to you, right? That's fine, I also hope to make it clear at once today.

I don't know why he thinks so much and it bothers me too.Of course I know that he has a crush on me, but I don't hate or like him. In short, it's the kind that excludes the possibility of being together from the beginning. "

"Then why did you reply to his message?" Wu Chuzhi continued to ask.

"Out of politeness, as long as the message is not too annoying, I will reply."

Zou Lingling's answer dimmed the light in Confucius' eyes.

"Then why do you accept gifts from others?" Qin Xu couldn't help it.

In his opinion, this is shameless.

"I actually didn't want to accept it. I wanted to transfer the money to him from the beginning, but he didn't accept it, and felt that it would be embarrassing. Returning it back seems to be even more embarrassing to him. Give it back, it's too ambiguous.

In fact, I don't need many gifts, and I don't know how to dispose of them. It's embarrassing. I pile them up in boxes now. "

"Then why did you agree to go out for dinner?"

Zou Lingling replied calmly, "Because I have been invited many times, I am really embarrassed to agree, and besides, having dinner with someone really doesn't mean anything."

Such a tone made Wu Chuzhi very upset, and he continued to ask, "Then you don't like him, why don't you just reject him?"

Zou Lingling was stunned for a moment, then chuckled, "He never confessed his love."

The three of Wu Chuzhi were stunned, and turned their heads in disbelief to look at Kong Ziqian whose face was covered with tears.

Liu Liu shook her head and asked stammeringly, "Have you never confessed your love to anyone?"

Kong Ziqian sniffed, and said confidently, "She doesn't like me yet, so of course I won't confess. As long as I don't confess, I can continue chasing her."

His voice was not low, and Zou Lingling could hear it clearly over there, and she cursed anxiously, "Confucius! You must be sick!"

Then he hung up the phone.

Looking at the beeping mobile phone, Wu Chu became numb.

He smoked a cigarette and took it easy.

After recruiting Kong Ziqian, Wu Chuzhi slowly opened his mouth, "My youngest, you understand now. I think you have a misunderstanding about pursuit, or in other words, your understanding is not the same as that of most girls. Are not the same.

Your thinking is, 'I like you, so I should first create contact opportunities step by step. '

First of all, say good morning, good night, have you eaten, what are you doing.Talk to you about life, talk about ideals, and desperately want to tell each other what kind of person I am.Then give gifts, express concern, and try every means to ask the other party out for dinner, which makes the battle line extremely long.

You hope to wait until you are [-]% sure, and then confess your love, and the two will be together smoothly. "

Confucius asked for a cigarette and lit it too.

Of course he coughed as a non-smoker, but he avoided Qin Xu's hand patting him on the back, and continued to smoke, "Isn't it right?"

Wu Chuzhi shook his head, called Xiao Yuejia, and after explaining the matter briefly, asked her to talk about pursuit from a girl's point of view.

Xiao Yuejia politely greeted the roommates in Wu Chuzhi's dormitory, and then suppressed a smile and said, "The logic of our girls is whether the other party has a chance, in fact, it is [-]% to [-]% sure at the first meeting.

You have to confess to me first, tell me you like me.I am not interested in you, so I will directly refuse, which means that it is impossible between us.If I acquiesce, then you treat me well and ask me out, this process is called pursuit.

I don't deny that there are indeed some girls in this world who like to play with boys. When they know that they have no chance, they still take advantage of them and enjoy the process of being licked.

But for most girls, there is no such need, and few girls would like the attribute of "licking", deliberately provoking a few licking dogs to surround themselves.

And in my opinion, licking the dog thinks that I like it, and I think that I am not respected.Because this is moral kidnapping! "

Xiao Yuejia's words made Confucius pale, "Sister-in-law... sister-in-law, I don't, I don't!"

Xiao Yuejia also knew what was going on now, and she also knew that Wu Chuzhi asked her to tell her that he wanted to give Confucius a strong dose of medicine.

Although the cry of "sister-in-law" made her feel elated, she still would not show mercy.

"Why many people sympathize with dog licking is because most of the stories about licking dog are written by licking dog himself. So the story itself is very subjective, and people can't help but assume the role of licking dog, thinking that licking dog is a vulnerable group.

In fact, the real vulnerable group is the one being licked.

Some people say that dog-licking is inferior, but actually dog-licking is not inferior at all. On the contrary, dog-licking is the most confident person in the world.

What is inferiority complex means that you feel ashamed of whoever you see, and think that I am not good enough for the other person, so I should stop pursuing the other person, it is impossible to be together, even if we are together for a long time, she will not like me.

Why does the licking dog never give up?It is because even if the other party's rejection is very obvious, they still feel that they have a chance.Where is this inferiority complex?People with low self-esteem have long since given up. "

Xiao Yuejia treated the phone call as a debating competition, and her sharp language was fully fired.

"Licking dogs is actually claiming to be inferior. In this way, you put yourself in a very low position and look particularly harmless. Then many behaviors can be rationalized.

The girl said, it is really impossible for us, I am not interested in you, and you should not give me gifts in the future.

Not licking a dog.Licking the dog firmly believes that if the other party is unwilling to be with him, there must be something wrong in the middle.

For example, if the other party doesn't like me, it must be because they don't know enough about themselves, so they desperately want to create more opportunities through chatting and making appointments for dinner.

And the advantage that Licking Dog likes to show most is sincerity.No matter what you say to the other party, the final foothold is, I am a very sincere person, you can try with me, and I will treat you well.

The way of expressing concern is also very direct, that is, asking for warmth and giving a gift, without asking if the other party really accepts it, I will give it anyway, as long as my intention is good, even if you don’t like me, you shouldn’t hate me.

This is what girls are most afraid of - being kidnapped by morality! "

Xiao Yuejia's words were sonorous and forceful, and Confucius' face was pale, his whole body was trembling, and he kept saying, "I don't, I don't!"

He wants to justify.

But Xiao Yueyue, who entered the debate mode, didn't give him a chance at all.

Because this is saving lives.

"The reason why it is said that those who are licked are the vulnerable group is because in this relationship, they are the ones who have no chance to defend themselves, and they are the ones who are often blamed morally.

You have to know that licking dogs may feel that they are harmless to humans and animals, and that all their actions are out of concern. If they accidentally make the other person angry, it is unintentional.

But in the woman's eyes, I rejected you, and you are still stalking, this is a very, very terrible thing.Because she doesn't know which step you can do, what you will do next.

Some people say that it is enough to block him, but many girls are afraid that after blocking him, he will do some extreme behavior.For example, suddenly appearing downstairs in the company, or blocking her at the school gate, intending to clarify the matter.

Licking the dog always wants to explain things clearly, always thinks that things can be explained, always thinks that things can be solved, but he doesn't think from the perspective of the other party: he just doesn't want to listen. "

As Xiao Yuejia talked, she became a little angry.

At Yanda, there were quite a few boys who stalked her.

Thinking of this, she glared resentfully at the hateful smiling face on the laptop wallpaper in front of her.

It would be nice if you showed up sooner!

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