Chapter 177

Facing Little Crescent Moon's anger, Wu Chuzhi poked her apple muscles with his nonchalant fingers, then said sincerely while blowing her hair,

"You don't need to use this thing at all."

Xiao Yuejia felt sweet when she heard this.

Brother smelly!
Assuming you can speak.

However, she had a sullen face and rolled her eyes upwards, "Why?"

How much to praise my skin that can be blown to pieces~
She has always been very satisfied with her skin tone and skin texture, and has been paying attention to the maintenance of this aspect since puberty.

"It's not as useful as mine." After finishing speaking, Wu Chuzhi quickly put down the hair dryer in his hand, turned around and fled to the bed.

Xiao Yuejia was furious when she heard the words, and quickly turned around to arrest him.

However, no matter how fast her movements were, she was still a beat behind.

Xiao Yuejia looked angrily at the bath towel in her hand, she didn't want to throw it away, and it didn't matter if she didn't throw it away.

It's fine to shoot faster, or slower!

With bare thighs, Wu Chuzhi lay shamelessly on the bed, turned around and looked at her with a 'terrified' face, "You...you...what are you going to do!"

Seeing the humble appearance of the man in front of her, Xiao Yuejia, who was holding a bath towel in her hand, was a little bit dumbfounded.

Why did I fall in love with such a thing!
Wu Chuzhi patted his thigh, raised his eyebrows at her, and said shyly, "Come on~ come if you have the ability!"

Xiao Yuejia became angry, threw the bath towel on his face, and then slapped him on the thigh.

"Pia! Pia!"

Two crisp sounds resounded in the room.

"Are you cheap or not?" Xiao Yuejia said while lying on his back, savoring the feeling of the hand.

Q bomb Q bomb, very fun.

Without waiting for Wu Chuzhi's answer, she slapped him again.

Wu Chuzhi saw her intoxicated appearance, and felt pity for no reason.

It's just to vent the anger in my heart by playing around.

At this time, you can't point it out, let alone be considerate.

It's good to let it out like this, but if it is really broken, it will be a kind of harm to her.

Wu Chuzhi could only pretend to be crazy and foolish, and made her happy by making jokes.

But this is not a long-term solution after all.

Anyone who has raised a child knows that if you want to take a toy from a child, it can only be food or another toy.

So, Wu Chuzhi was understanding and helped the playful and addicted little Crescent Moon to lie down.

The moment Xiao Yuejia touched the pillow, Xiao Yuejia was stunned.

She doesn't know what's going on.

You were obviously still pumping his ass just now?
Why did he become a big white sheep?

A pair of cool quilts covered each other's bodies, Wu Chuzhi handed over the toy and put it in her hand, "Come, the face tightening lifter."

Xiao Yuejia blushed with embarrassment, neither holding it nor throwing it away, looking at the ugly handsome face in front of her, her eyes were moist.

Wu Chuzhi chuckled and got into bed.

Xiao Yuejia's skin in the quilt exuded her fragrance, he sniffed it vigorously, the fragrance was fragrant and refreshing.

The tip of the nose slid and moved up slowly, and it took a long time to get his head out from under the quilt and stick it on her slender waist.

Xiao Yuejia had long been so stiff that she could not speak. Although the lifter in her hand had long since disappeared, she still kept holding it.

Wu Chuzhi smiled slightly, propped himself up, and asked for pear soup from her slightly parted lips.

Xiao Yuejia, who was blushing all over her face, seemed to have lifted her body seal at this moment. She supported Wu Chuzhi's arm with both hands, and responded to his passionate kiss.

After a long time, the two separated slightly.

Wu Chuzhi scratched her nose, leaned on the head of the bed, and held her in his arms.

It's still early.

The most important thing is to procrastinate tonight.

Wu Chuzhi was playing with her white and tender little hand, and suddenly his heart moved, he circled her little hand, and then passed his index finger and middle finger through it.

Xiao Yuejia didn't know, so she turned her head and looked at him, her eyes were full of doubts.

what does this mean?
Wu Chuzhi gestured with his hands while looking at her with a mean smile.

At this time, Xiao Yuejia still didn't understand, so she picked up the pillow and threw it at him in shame and indignation.

Hitting someone with a pillow, how can it hurt?

Since ancient times, pillows have been used as a mood.

Art originates from life and is higher than life. Since there are so many legends, dramas and unofficial histories, there must be many real lives of men and women who broke through the feudal shackles.

However, there is a plot that everyone will ignore, that is, when men and women dated privately in ancient times, the woman would always bring a pillow.

The most famous one is the Zaju "Romance of the West Chamber" created by Wang Shifu in the Yuan Dynasty. After Cui Yingying and Zhang Sheng made a secret sign, when they were dating in the middle of the night, they hugged a pillow called a mandarin duck pillow.

"Mandarin duck pillows, emerald quilts, shy and unwilling to lift their heads, bow shoes with narrow phoenix heads, and golden hairpins falling from the temples. '

During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Zhi wrote the eternal masterpiece "Luo Shen Fu".There are many controversies about the Luoshen in this work.Some said it was his sister-in-law Zhen Ji, and some said it was the goddess of Luoshui.

But no matter who it is, in the dream, Luoshen not only met the poet, but also gave him the pillow he brought. The pillow here is called Linglong pillow.

The first two are in artistic life. In life, the most famous pillow given by the woman to the man is the golden treasure pillow that Princess Gaoyang gave to Monk Bianji.

This kind of pillow is very rare, only the palace has it, but the thief was caught, and after checking it, the two people's affairs were exposed.

The necessities of a tryst between men and women, why is it a pillow?

There are probably two reasons, which just answer this question from a practical and spiritual point of view.

One is from a practical point of view, when men and women are dating, they will naturally kiss me. Under the conditions at that time, there were not so many bars, dance halls and other places. It was just in a quiet place, such as a small river, Under the weeping willows, we lean on each other and share our hearts.

When you and I are together, when you are sitting next to each other, the pillow can be used as a cushion or a sitting pillow. It has a wide range of uses, not only clean and hygienic, but also has a unique sentiment.

Another reason is spiritual. In traditional culture, tokens of love between men and women are the most precious or the most commonly used.

Boys can use the Four Treasures of the Study, or even a saber as their keepsake, while girls use jade pendants, sachets, handkerchiefs and even pillows.

In this way, the tokens of love in life are used by various dramas and novels, becoming an indispensable prop, and also a kind of shameful derivative cover.

Therefore, at this moment, Xiao Yuejia was lying limp and powerless in Wu Chuzhi's arms, so it was easy to understand.

After all, pillow fights are physically demanding.

And Xiao Yuejia, who has been weak since childhood, and who passed the high school entrance examination sports without examination, is naturally a scumbag of physical strength.

Wu Chuzhi propped himself up, and wiped the sweat from her temples pitifully.

Following his movements, Xiao Yuejia's blushing little face became even more rosy.

Because she smelled herself.

Wu Chuzhi smiled and got up to wash his face, looking at the twirling butt, Xiao Yuejia couldn't help but pouted.

It seems that he only cared about his own happiness just now, and didn't make Brother Smelly happy.

After washing his hands and face for a while, Wu Chuzhi came back, picked up the book on the bedside table, and looked at the cover, "Married can be divided into rooms, Xueba's wife tricked me into getting married".

Wu Chuzhi smiled, "What, learning experience? Read more novels about the harem, it will be good for you in the future."

Xiao Yuejia originally wanted to ask what the benefits were, but she suddenly understood and pouted, "Are you embarrassed to say? The current urban novels are all harems! I still need to read them? I am in a crystal palace!"

A pair of peach blossom eyes full of affection and resentment.

Wu Chuzhi put the book in his hand aside, and took her into his arms, "Stop reading, look at me!"

Xiao Yuejia couldn't hold him back, she pressed her small face against his chest, and lightly hammered her fist, "What are you looking at? Are you reading the scumbag?"

"Then read the Canon of Scumbags for a while, and learn how to get over me." Wu Chuzhi put his arms around her shoulders, and picked up the book.

Xiao Yuejia gave him an angry look, and told him to fetch a pillow from the wardrobe.

All wet.

But it's better than changing the sheets.

Wu Chuzhi waved his hand indifferently, and put the wet pillow aside, "What should I change? I will use it later."

Xiao Yuejia blushed again, her eyes blushed, and she bit him on the shoulder.

It's just for show, she dare not bite today.

If Qin Wan finds out tomorrow, the good situation will be ruined.

He punched Wu Chuzhi angrily, then lay on his chest, holding the lifter in his hand.

After all, today is his birthday.

Originally, according to her original idea, she would give him her first kiss today.

But what she didn't expect was that the speed of the two people's progress was much faster than the theoretical speed of the book.

After repeated corrections, it became what it is now.

She could only follow the instructions of Guan Jiajia and Mu Yao, and played tricks, "Tomorrow the company's car is arranged, do you want to drive my dad's car tonight?"

Wu Chuzhi snorted, with a relaxed expression on his face, "Go in your father's car, aren't you jealous?"

He didn't believe that Xiao Yuejia would be so magnanimous at all.

Letting him go to pick up Qin Wan is already her greatest tolerance, and still driving her father's car?

Ha ha……

Among the six daughters, the title of "King of the Vinegar King", the little Yueya'er, came from a hundred years ago?

"Eat! Why don't you eat? I wish you could break up with Qin Xiaowan on the spot when you pick up the plane tomorrow!" Xiao Yuejia snorted softly, her hands kept moving.

Wu Chuzhi directly felt her anger, after all, the sense of touch is higher than sight.

Sight can misjudge, the eyes can trick the brain, but touch can't.

It really exists.

However, for Wu Chuzhi, whether this is painful or refreshing is another matter.

If these hands belonged to Qin Wan, he might have to go to the hospital.

After all, it is an existence that can open apples with bare hands.

However, if it is a little crescent moon, the cat will be very tight with great strength.

Regarding this, Wu Wang continued to tease her leisurely, "Then why? You let me drive my dad's car?"

When Wu Chuzhi changed his name to 'our dad', Xiao Yuejia felt a little sweet in her heart, changed hands, turned her head and gave him a blank look,
"I don't want to embarrass you, and I don't want you to occasionally sit there alone in a daze in the future, thinking about women other than me."

Ha ha……

Not only do you want to coexist, but you want me to live under the same roof as her?
Smelly brother, you wait for me!

In my dad's car, in the glove box are my mom's and I's photo stickers.

Xiao Yuejia can imagine with her big toe that Qin Xiaowan will definitely cry when she sees Wu Chu at the airport tomorrow.

After all, the two had lived together since childhood and had never been separated for so long.

So, the first step back to the car, what will Qin Wan do?
It must be drawing paper from the glove box to wipe away tears and nose!

What Xiao Yuejia wants is not to expose her super intimate relationship with Wu Chuzhi, but the ambiguous relationship is not included in this list.

Appearing in Qin Wan's sight, this is her purpose.

When she starts her free practice at the beginning of her senior year, that is the day when she will appear in Jincheng openly and aboveboard, and then appear in the hearts of her future in-laws.

As for the possibility that Qin Wan would reveal her existence to Wu Chuzhi's parents ahead of time, which would lead to a bad image, Xiao Yuejia was not worried about it.

She believed that by virtue of her appearance and conversational skills, she would successfully reverse the impression in the hearts of Wu Chuzhi's parents when they met formally.

Such an impression is stronger than the initial good impression.

After all, guilt will magnify the image.

It's a pity that no matter how good her calculations were, she met Wu Chuzhi, a monster of three lives and three generations.

Although inherent impressions can sometimes be bad, the reverse also proves that inherent impressions are correct most of the time.

Wu Chuzhi is not stupid either, knowing that the master of the 'tea arts circle' in front of him is playing tricks, yet he jumps into it by himself?
He reached into the bed and wrapped her little hand, "Let's see the situation tomorrow."

If you refuse directly, it is inevitable that Little Crescent Moon will have other moths come out.

Xiao Yuejia couldn't continue to say more when she heard the words. The more she talked about this kind of thing, the easier it was to arouse Wu Chuzhi's suspicion.

She knew very well that this smelly man in her family was very suspicious, so she couldn't show his flaws.

Wu Chuzhi rubbed her head amusedly, "Concentrate, or you will be tired later."

Xiao Yuejia sneered, and turned her head away, "Hmph~ You guys like to brag on forums.

I checked the information specifically, and it is said that the world median is 5.4 minutes.

Professor Ma Xiaonian of Huaqing wrote a paper, and the median in our country is only 4.7 minutes. "

Thinking of the crazy talk on Tianya, Xiao Yuejia couldn't help laughing.

When she was a child, she watched a movie. It seemed to be about a eunuch in Huaguo.

Then he was bullied and smashed the bottle containing the thing. The old eunuch was so heartbroken that he died the next day.

As a child, she didn't know what it meant to a man.

When I grew up and saw a lot on the Internet, I naturally understood that this is the last dignity of a man.

Perhaps, this is the only thing that men brag about each other but cannot be verified.

Xiao Yuejia admitted in her heart that in terms of length, it was far more than the average length of Professor Ma Xiaonian's thesis.

As for the time, maybe only Qin Wan knows?

Wang Bingbing should not know.

Although Wang Bingbing, who was born in China Foreign Affairs University, is not easy to mess with, but Wu Chuzhi's little Kong Hao is easy to talk about.

From Kong Hao's words, she also knew that Wu Chuzhi and Wang Bingbing were only having an affair at the moment.

Moreover, the most important thing is that Wang Bingbing has no time to commit the crime, so it can be ruled out.

Xiao Yuejia knew that Wu Chuzhi was in good health, and she was exercising every day.

But after all, it is a 'person', not an animal, so how long can time go?

Roughly twice the median?

Three times at most.

It's only 15 minutes at the top.

She curled her lips and moved more slowly.

After all, Brother Smelly made her very comfortable just now, and she also wanted to make him happier, let alone his birthday.

Wu Chuzhi was startled when he heard the words, looked at Xiao Yuejia's small head, and the corner of his mouth curled into an arc.

Girl, you are courting death!
Sure enough, the bravest one is little crescent moon!
He turned his head and looked at the electronic clock on the cabinet, it was ten past ten.

Ok……

Don't worry, the night is still long.

No need to get up early tomorrow.

Wu Chuzhi rummaged on Xiao Yuejia's bedside, picked up the book "Married Can Be Separated, Xueba's Wife Tricked Me into Marriage" and read it.

Seeing this, the corners of Xiao Yuejia's mouth twitched, but she didn't say anything.

If you procrastinate, procrastinate, you are my man, and I love you, not Comrade Xiao Wu.

She turned her head and smiled quietly. There was a saying in the forum, which she thought made sense.

If a man is not even willing to maintain this bit of dignity, he will basically give up on himself, because this ability is the bottom line of dignity for a man.

Her movements were pre-emptively soothing, carefully maintaining his self-esteem.

"Chen Youzhou, can you not go, can you not go?" '

'Don't go, you pay the rent for me! '

'In our school, if you are married, you can share a room, but I'm single, why don't we get a room together? '

Such a brief introduction aroused Wu Chuzhi's interest.

Having experienced the era of welfare housing distribution, he knows that this is not a sci-fi plot, but a real history.

In that era, such things did happen.

However, boys usually cheat girls. He hasn't heard of girls cheating boys.

have a look?

Wu Chuzhi opened the book happily.

The daily style of the usual world, single heroine, light comedy with the second illness, reading such an article, I can't help but smile with my aunt on the corner of my mouth.

After turning over a page of the book, Wu Chuzhi tilted his head, feeling nothing at all. He smiled and continued to flip through the book.

Xiao Yuejia got a little bored, so she switched hands again.

It's so annoying, she still has exams these days.

In this regard, she is very envious of Shu University's low-level 985, who starts school later than anyone else, and has a holiday earlier than anyone else.

But the Yan University she was in was completely the opposite.

She pursed her mouth, looked at Wu Chuzhi's thick chest, and felt even more annoyed.

It will be a long, long time before I can wake up from his arms!

But the soreness from her palm made her curl her lips again.

Smelly man!
What a treat!
Seeing that more than ten minutes had passed, Xiao Yuejia secretly smiled, switched hands again, and sped up her movements vigorously.

Hmm... After the meeting is over, you must remember to praise him in an exaggerated tone, brother is so amazing!
This is also a trick learned in the forum.

It is said that it is better for a girl to say this than to say a hundred words of I love you to a man.

The corners of Xiao Yuejia's mouth curled up.

She is just so understanding!

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