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Chapter 102 The Profound Truth of Stinky: Crouching Dragon Soaring to the Sky!

Chapter 102 The Profound Truth of Stinky: Crouching Dragon Soaring to the Sky! (two more)
The Xuanhuang faction is at the foot of the mountain.

The dung beetle squatted at the gate of the mountain by himself, surrounded by things he brought.

There was no way to take the stove down, so he could only build a new one at the foot of the mountain.

Such skills are not difficult for him.

When the players of the construction team saw this scene, they all started joking.

"Dung beetle, are you really planning to stew shit for fun?"

"Can you go a little farther? I'm afraid our construction team can't support your torture."

"We are all our own people, why kill each other?"

"Hold the grass, what's in that jar of yours, put it away quickly, the smell is too strong!"

"..."

The dung beetle ignored them, but picked up the pot beside it.

The moment the jar was opened, a soaring stench rushed out instantly.

This kind of smell is very special, it is not the smell from the hut, but an indescribable smell.

No one knows how he got it, but the smell is definitely very good.

The next moment, I saw him pour all the mixed black and yellow things into the iron pot on the stove.

The players of the surrounding construction team all avoided him.

biochemical weapon!

Definitely a biological weapon!
What King's Landing, Flowers, Morgana's.

In front of dung beetles, they are nothing!
The first player must belong to the dung beetle, no one can compete with him!

It's too messed up.

The dung beetle held a long iron spoon, and while controlling the heat, stirred the contents of the pot.

From time to time, he would take a deep breath.

"Ah - it's cool, it's cool!"

The dung beetle laughed in satisfaction and said, "This is what I want, it's pure."

Construction team player: ? ? ?

What the hell.

I think we are perverted enough, compared to you, we are a group of younger brothers.

"Hold the grass, I am here to remind me that I am poisoned!"

"Hey, me too. The smell is actually poisonous. Who knows how to detoxify it?"

"There should be medicine refiners among the life players. Ask them. It's best to prepare more detoxification pills. I always feel that something big is going to happen."

"Damn, I can't walk anymore, save me... help me!"

"..."

As the smell drifted away, the three players of the construction team were directly poisoned to death by the smell.

On the contrary, it was the dung beetle, enjoying it with a proud face.

Now, relying on his own experience of testing poisons, it can be said that he has become a physique that is invulnerable to all poisons.

This is all trivial.

Just as he was stirring, a petite girl with a Qinglong Yanyue Saber on her shoulder walked by the foot of the mountain.

Smelling this smell, the girl's face turned pale instantly.

"vomit--"

The next moment, her footsteps stopped, and then she began to retch vigorously.

What stinks so much?
Who fell into the latrine, and then fermented himself?
"vomit--"

The little girl couldn't move anymore, she turned her head and looked around, and then saw the figure who boiled things at the door of the Xuanhuang sect.

The dung beetle also found her.

Seeing that this girl is very beautiful, and she seems to want to come to their Xuanhuang sect.

It is in line with what the boss said.

As long as you see such a woman, just throw her directly!

The dung beetle's eyes became firm in an instant. After stirring it a few times with a spoon, he was sure that the consistency was good enough. Then he took a spoonful and rushed towards the little girl.

Little girl:? ? ?

Hello, what's the matter?

I don't seem to be doing anything, right?

What the hell are you doing running towards my old lady, and what is that spoonful of?

This girl is one of the owners of the Nine Dragons Key - Guan Guan Jujiu.

The only descendant of the Guan family.

Originally, she planned to go to Tianyuan Mansion. After all, she found out that the news about the Nine Dragons Key came from a walk in the Jiuxiao League in Tianyuan Mansion.

It's not easy to come to Fengxiang Mansion, and you can go across to Tianyuan Mansion.

Who knew to meet a madman here.

"Eat my trick!"

The dung beetle shouted loudly: "The dragon soars to the sky!"

As he spoke, he flicked the spoon violently, only to see that the thick black stuff in the spoon was spilled out.

Guan Guan Jujiu wanted to dodge, but for some reason his feet went limp and he collapsed on the ground.

next moment.

The black sticky stuff spilled all over her body.

From head to toe, it's all this kind of thing, and it also has a stench that is enough to make people despair!
"Ah!!! Ugh—"

Guan Guan Jujiu never thought that she, a heroine who walks the rivers and lakes, would end up like this at this moment.

"vomit--!"

Facing this stench, she couldn't hold back in the end.

Completely rolled his eyes and passed out.

The dung beetle stepped forward with a whistle and seeing Guan Guan Jujiu fainted, he also wanted to make sure that the other party was faking it.

He poked Guan Guan Jujiu's baby fat face with a spoon, and found that the other party didn't respond at all.

Really dizzy?

Are these things you made so powerful?

No, this time it was not released, but stinky tofu was used instead, so it shouldn't make a person dizzy.

But this little NPC girl is quite pretty.

The small face was round and pouty, with tears still hanging from the corners of the eyes, it looked like the kind that could resist beating.

After hesitating for a moment, he pulled the Qinglong Yanyue Knife from Guan Guan Jujiu's hand, took it in his hand and chopped it down at the nearby tree.

"Crack!"

The trunk broke with a sound, and the incision was neat and smooth.

Even the dung beetles were dumbfounded.

What's the situation?
This big knife is so sharp, it's almost as sharp as King's Landing's Black Dragon Dagger, right?
"Good thing, I happen to be short of a suitable weapon, so let's borrow it and use it first."

The dung beetle tied the Qinglong Yanyue Knife to his back with a rope, then took the spoon in one hand and dragged Guan Guanjujiu up the mountain with the other.

The poor little girl was dragged up by him by the collar.

The people on the mountain also smelled a bad smell, but they couldn't describe what the bad smell was.

But as the dung beetles went up the mountain, the smell became more obvious.

"Fuck, dung beetle, are you going to stew shit again?"

"My good guy, this smell is really amazing, the smelly mother opened the door for the smelly, it's so smelly!"

"I can't take it anymore, someone come and save my life."

"Jiedu Pill, give me Jiedu Pill, I'm actually poisoned now!"

"..."

The current dung beetle is a walking humanoid biological weapon.

In fact, the real smell emanated from Guan Guan Jujiu who was being dragged by her, not him.

When he went up the mountain, he had already put the lid on, and now the smell was at most pervasive down the mountain.

"Master, Master, I have captured a woman and returned!"

The dung beetle yelled towards the main hall: "As you said, there really is a beautiful woman who came to our Xuanhuang faction. I fought with him for [-] rounds, and I won with a trick of Fulong Xiangtian, and I even captured her alive. Already!"

(End of this chapter)

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