If the disciple is too sandy

Chapter 242 Are You Fucking Humans? (seeking a monthly ticket)

After the major version update, version 4.0 is officially launched.

The four test players also received their devices, waiting nervously for their moment to log in.

The old players have already arrived at the Heavenly Gate.

Xu Nian stood with his hands behind his back, standing on the thousand steps, his eyes were calm and deep.

"Disciples, there will be a new group of disciples arriving today, and I think you should all know the news."

Xu Nian looked at the group of old players and said, "My Xuanhuang Sect doesn't accept waste, so there is a test today, and what you have to do is very simple, that is, try your best to stop them on the thousand steps!
There is a formation I have arranged on this step. Anyone who steps on or gets close to it will have their spells eliminated and their realm lowered.

In other words, on this step, you will also become ordinary people.

And your task is very simple, that is to use your own methods to stop the new disciples on this step, and make them give up the idea of ​​becoming disciples of my Xuanhuang faction.

Persuade a disciple to get one hundred contribution points!There is no cap on the top. "

Hearing this, the old players were all surprised.

Can you still play like this?

The new disciple squeezed his head and wanted to play the game.

The results of it?
Are you going to face a wave of persuasion as soon as you come up?

"Hahahaha, this is a good way to play, my roommates have already got places, this time I must let them call me daddy!"

"Isn't this much more fun than the arrival of the third-test players? Dissuade a large number of players."

"Fuck it, dung beetle lent me some stinky tofu, I will persuade everyone to leave in one go, and then we will share the contribution points equally!"

"Isn't it? Are you going to engage in biochemical weapons as soon as you come up? I feel sorry for the four test players for a second."

"..."

The players are also eager to try.

One hundred contribution points can be earned for persuading one person to quit, so if they persuaded them to quit more, wouldn't they earn more?
You must know that there are 5000 players in the fourth test.

If they are all persuaded to quit, wouldn't they make a lot of money?
What four test players, do not know do not know.

In front of contribution points, the four test players have nothing to do with them.

Seeing the players walking down the mountain, Xu Nian was also very satisfied with their actions, at least the old players were still very obedient.

Leeks have to look like leeks!

Xu Nian waved his hand with a smile, and the four test players came directly.

At the foot of Tiandao Gate, a huge magic circle slowly appeared, and immediately after that, the first player of the Four Tests came out with a look of curiosity on his face.

Immediately after the second player, the third player...

Seeing the four test players come out one by one, the veteran players also looked excited.

These are all contributions.

Don't be in vain!
Isn't that just persuasion?is it hard?
Do it!

"Fuck, is this the game? I can smell the graphics card burning."

"My God, the sight, hearing, smell, touch, etc. are all too clear, right? Am I really playing a game?"

"You call this a game? Penguin and Perfect all come out and get beaten!"

"There are so many players around, look at that player, isn't he the most powerful old Mo? I've seen a video of him kicking the Mermaid King to death!"

"There are also duck leg rice couples. I am their loyal fans. This time, my girlfriend and I are here for them."

"Boss Dung Beetle, look here. We are all in the same group as One to Nine Nine. We have prepared a program for you. You must consider us."

"..."

The four test players came out one by one, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar faces around them, they were very excited for a while.

And what about old players?

Looking at these four-test players with excited eyes, but immature, I felt a little emotional for a while.

A few months ago, were they not the same?
When they logged in for the first time, they were probably as excited as the four test players.

There were even a lot of stupid things that were done at that time.

The four test players just gathered here, most of them just looked at the flowers and plants.

And what about them?

Even Xu Nian was almost attacked by surprise.

A few months have passed in a blink of an eye, but I didn't expect this game to be tested four times.

"Brothers, I see my former shadow in them."

"Who said it wasn't? I've seen it too. It's pretty fun to think about it now, when I first logged in to the game."

"Now we are all celebrities in their eyes, right? Hahahaha"

"We have given them a good path, and now at least they don't have to fumble."

"It's still necessary to let them know that people's hearts are sinister. This game is played with the sophistication of the world!"

"..."

The four test players looked left and right one by one, and some even pulled out a handful of grass and stuffed it into their arms, as if they wanted to save the grass.

There are also some female players who pose in various poses among the flowers, and then use the camera system inside the game to take pictures of themselves.

Some of their actions are something that even veteran players have never done.

In the third test, half of the players were female. What happened?
Those female players have never taken pictures in the flowers, and they just started the task!

Now there are quite a few famous female players.

The number one female player in battle: Wanwan.

The first female player with the most contribution points: Sister Zhou.

The first female tactician: Lolo doesn't fight.

and many more.

These female players have also begun to think of ways to use their advantages, and now they all have a place among the old players.

Looking at these four test players, they couldn't help but sigh.

This game is not for you to enjoy the scenery.

Even for life players, sometimes in order to contribute points, they have to rush up to fight with a big black pot.

"There is a mission!"

Suddenly, a player named 'Heaven is dead' shouted.

There are several players with him beside him, all with similar names.

The sky is dead, the yellow sky should be established, the year is Jiazi, the world is blessed, Lei Gong helps me!
The ID names of the five players also attracted a lot of attention.

The new players this time can be said to have been prepared for a long time. Many of them are friends together, and they deliberately discussed their names.

There are not a few couples among them.

[Mission: Climb to the top! 】

[Introduction: Xu Nian, the head of the Xuanhuang Sect, is waiting for you on the top of the mountain. Once you reach the top of the mountain, you can become an official disciple of the Xuanhuang Sect! 】

[Reward: Breakthrough Pill*1, Contribution Points 100-10000 (determined by the speed of climbing to the top)]

Seeing this task, the four test players were also excited.

Isn't it just climbing to the top of the mountain?

is it hard?

"Come on, brothers, reaching the top of the mountain is our goal, and the first one to go up will get [-] contribution points."

"I want this No.1, but Jesus can't stop me, I said it!"

"My dad is a ****, give me face!"

"Sisters, let's go too, don't let these stinky men underestimate us, we can also grab this No. 1!"

"..."

Looking at this group of new players eager to try, the old players shook their heads one by one.

If they could become disciples of the Xuanhuang sect so easily, would they come here?

Brother Xu set up formations on this step, so it's not so easy for you to climb up.

as predicted.

The player named Sui Zai Jiazi felt a sense of oppression the moment he stepped on the first step.

It was as if a heavy object had fallen from his shoulders, and even his legs began to feel heavy.

what happened?

Is the novice entry test so difficult?

If you climb up these thousands of steps at this level, you will probably be exhausted, right?
"Fuck, what's going on? There's something wrong with this step!"

"I have just climbed the first step and my legs are already shaking. Is this a novice test?"

"Isn't it too difficult? It's too difficult to go up with such a heavy load!"

"Is there no other way? You have to wait up there yourself?"

"..."

When the players complained, more than a dozen figures had already started to climb up.

In their eyes, it seems that this is nothing.

When the old players saw this scene, they all turned to Zhanmeng.

The figures of the dozen or so players are so attractive, and the straight and resolute eyes are not something ordinary people can have at first glance.

This kind of physique can only be found in the army.

Iron-Blooded Warlord also nodded in satisfaction, and said with a smile: "It seems that the number one spot will be taken by our Zhanmeng."

"Uncle Zhu, aren't you too happy?"

Fanhua curled her lips and said, "We can still find ways to dissuade them, but now they are all moving contribution points one by one."

Hearing this, Iron Blood Warrior also looked indifferent.

People who want to dissuade them?

ridiculous!

Do you really think that their people train every day for a joke?

"Get ready, it's time to persuade them to leave." Fanhua directly issued an order to the players of Elegy on the Cloud.

Pindao Xuanqing narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "We will go too!"

Many old players came out and walked towards the four test players one by one.

But there are also many watching from the sidelines, and they don't seem to be in a hurry.

There are thousands of steps, how can it be so easy to climb up?
If Brother Xu is involved in this level, it will be really disappointing.

"Look at those people!" The output depends on Hou, pointing to the dozen or so players in front.

I saw that they stopped when they walked about a hundred steps.

Their legs began to visibly tremble, and beads of sweat continued to flow down.

what happened?

Jagged Zhanhao looked at the dozen or so people in surprise.

"Gravity doubled!"

"I feel that the pressure on my body has also doubled, as if I am walking with a mountain on my back."

"I don't have such a heavy load in training on weekdays. Is this really a game?"

"Didn't you say that the novice trial is very simple? This is called simple?"

"..."

When the old players heard this, they all smiled.

Brother Xu is still that Brother Xu.

Sure enough, novices will not be easily allowed to reach the top of the mountain.

The dung beetle went up with the Aoxiang team and surrounded them.

Seeing the dung beetle and the others coming, I was so excited that the sky was dead, and hurriedly gritted my teeth and got up and said, "Boss dung beetle, we are all here to join you, you must accept us!"

"Accept? You have only walked up three flights of stairs, and I am too embarrassed to accept you!"

The dung beetle said disgustedly: "Otherwise, you five should just give up. This game is not suitable for you, just give up."

The members of the Aoxiang team also began to persuade them from the sidelines.

"Listen to me, brother, you can't grasp this step, just give up."

"They're all on my own, and I won't fool you. There's no benefit in going up. You know there's something wrong with this trial if you think about it with your brain."

"Don't go up, we're still on our own after we give up, aren't we?"

"Brother, here comes the stinky tofu steamed bun. The taste is amazing. You can eat it if you give up."

"..."

Listening to their words, the sky is dead and they also looked confused.

what's the situation?
They came here with good intentions, why were they persuaded by the boss of the dung beetle to give up?

What if they give up?
How is this game still playing?
After finally getting the game quota, should I just give up?
"Fuck, giving up is equivalent to giving up the game quota. These bastards are deliberately messing with us!"

Suddenly, not far away, a player called Parking and Sitting Ai Fenglin Wan yelled.

Many players who wanted to give up were also stunned.

Did this shit do it on purpose?
Did this group of doggy old players deliberately come to dissuade them?
"I see. The novice mission is ours, but they also have missions. It must be the dog who planned to ask them to persuade us to dismiss us."

A female player named Drinking Milk every night stared at an old player beside her with an ugly expression.

on purpose!
They are here to dissuade new players and get mission rewards.

Damn planning.

To use such a disgusting method.

"Fuck, why don't you let me go, what do you want to do?"

There was a sound of cursing, and I saw Lao Mo coming down from the hundred steps, carrying a leading player on his shoulders and running down at a very fast speed.

Then, amidst the player's scolding, Lao Mo threw him directly down the mountain.

Although they have become ordinary people, their bodies have long surpassed that of ordinary people.

What's more, Lao Mo specializes in hard work, and doesn't care about the so-called gravity at all.

"Are you a human? Do you play games like this?"

The player cursed loudly: "I finally climbed up, you carried me down directly, are you sick in the brain!"

But Lao Mo didn't care about him, he rushed up to the hundred steps, picked up another player and ran down.

The other players couldn't help but twitch their mouths when they saw this frenzied scene.

"It's poisonous, Lao Mo, are you crazy?"

"It's so frenzied, isn't your Lingxiao Palace not short of contribution points? Are you poor and crazy?"

"Disgusting! Despicable! This is the first time I hate someone so much!"

"Damn it, Lao Mo's way is good, brothers, do it!"

"..."

The new players yelled and cursed, while the old players took pictures one after another.

But their physical fitness is obviously not as good as that of Lao Mo. Just carrying a player up, they feel great pressure.

madman!

Looking at the relaxed dung beetle, they couldn't help cursing.

How big is the gap between people?

Can a player who is proficient in all eight Dunjias have such a physical quality even if he has no realm and strength?
Not long after, the dung beetle carried all the future Zhanmeng players down, and then sat on the hundredth step and watched quietly.

So frustrating!

Why is there such a person?
"No, Lao Mo, don't you feel tired?" Dung beetle sat on the steps panting, stared at Lao Mo and shouted.

Lao Mo shook his head and said: "I'm not tired, I feel that my body strength has increased again, and this step has also improved my body, so I won't be afraid to open the Bamen Dunjia in the future."

Hearing this, many players rolled their eyes.

Now they can be regarded as knowing why Lao Mo is the only one among all the players who can practice the eight-door Dunjia to the point where he can open the eighth door.

It doesn't compare and doesn't hurt.

"Wanwan, don't you care about your man?"

The number one shooter in the national uniform wiped off his sweat and said, "If he keeps practicing like this, your small body won't be able to withstand his impact."

Hearing this, Wanwan's face turned red suddenly.

Many old perverts around also reacted, staring at Wan Wan and laughing one by one.

But some people cry while laughing.

Once upon a time, Wanwan was their goddess.

What now?
The goddess actually walked together with Lao Mo, a reckless man who only knows how to keep fit, and even had to endure Lao Mo's powerful impact.

I feel sorry for the goddess.

"Old Mo, promise me that you will be gentle with my goddess in the future!"

"I beg you, my goddess is also a human being, so don't treat him like that, Lao Mo, you must treat her well."

"Damn it, are you licking dogs already this crazy?"

"By the way, when you said this, did you consider your Taoist companion?"

"Taoist? It's already been split. It was split when she went online this morning. She gritted her teeth and snored and farted. I really can't bear it."

"..."

While the old players were laughing and chatting, the new players didn't just give up.

One by one, they walked up under the pressure, completely ignoring the influence of the old players.

Not long after, they saw Lao Mo who was sitting in front of him.

The players who climbed up looked at each other in blank dismay.

It seems that in front of them, this old Mo is the biggest boss standing in front of them.

Lao Mo looked at them and said with a smile: "Give up, from here on, the gravity will double, you can't hold it with your small bodies."

Hearing this, a player named Underground King of Fighters slowly raised his head.

"I've boxed my whole life, and my physical fitness has reached the limit of our industry. Now I just want to challenge the new limit!"

With firm eyes, the Underground King of Fighters took a step forward and landed directly on the hundredth step.

The double gravity fell down, causing his whole face to collapse.

But even so, he still gritted his teeth and took the second step.

This time, Lao Mo didn't stop him, but looked at the player seriously, grinning and said: "You are very good, if you don't create your own hall, we welcome you in Lingxiao Palace."

After speaking, he patted his buttocks and retreated outside the steps.

Seeing Lao Mo gone, the four test players were all relieved.

This big boss is gone, will they still be afraid of a step?
rushed!

The four test players ignored the harassment in their ears one by one, and began to climb up to the [-]th step desperately.

Isn't it just climbing the stairs?

is it hard?
Seeing the desperate posture of the four test players, the veteran players were also stunned.

Is that crazy?

That's how fun it is!

"Old Mo, take out your biochemical weapon!"

Seeing that their persuasion was useless, Fanhua also started to take a slant.

Biohazard is coming!
The dung beetle hesitated for a moment, walked quickly to the one hundredth step, and then took out his big killer, Longxiang stinky tofu.

This was brewed secretly by Longxiang of Nine Nether Cold Chijiao.

Incredibly powerful.

Except for him and the members of Aoxiang's team, other old players will change their faces when they hear the news.

"Dung beetle, you disgusting thing, is it necessary?"

"Did I dig your ancestral grave? Is it necessary for you to treat us like this?"

"It stinks, sisters, I can't stand it!"

"Who can beat that kid up? I'll give him 10 yuan directly and transfer the money immediately!"

"..."

A brave husband is born under a heavy reward.

The sky is dead and they all looked at each other, gritted their teeth and walked towards the dung beetle.

Before the dung beetle could react, they saw that the sky was dead and they lay down next to the jar, and began to dig and eat with their hands.

"Fuck! Are you such a dog?"

Seeing this, the dung beetle cursed angrily.

Even he was reluctant to eat this Longxiang stinky tofu, but these bastards grabbed it right in front of him?
"God, be merciful!"

"Leave me a bite, this is the secret recipe of the dung beetle boss."

"Only the boss can go to the Nine Nether Cold Chijiao. He put this stinky tofu in the Longxiang and stored it for seven days."

"I, me, me, leave me a bite too, I want to taste it too!"

"..."

The members of the Aoxiang team also rushed up, pushed away the heavenly dead, and began to eat with their hands with their buttocks pouted.

Seeing this scene, the players were dumbfounded.

Is it so delicious?

This thing is a biochemical weapon, are you really not afraid of being poisoned?
Ruthless!

The people in the Boxiang team are all ruthless people!

In less than a few minutes, a jar of Longxiang stinky tofu was completely cleaned up, and they still seemed unsatisfied even when the sky was dead.

But at this moment, the sky was dead, and an illusory dragon figure slowly floated on top of them.

It began to spiral up along their feet, and then circled around their bodies.

This scene also attracted everyone's attention.

what happened?

Eating stinky tofu with special effects?

Cang Tian looked at his new book panel, and couldn't help but froze in place.

[Player: Heaven is dead. 】

[Identity: An uninitiated disciple of the Xuanhuang Sect. 】

[Equipment: None. 】

[Boundary: None. 】

[Physical: First-order Nine Nether Cold Chi Physique (acquired physique, derived from the breath of Nine Dragon Cold Chi Jiao). 】

"Damn it, I have a physique called Jiuyou Hanchi body!"

The sky is dead with a look of excitement.

Not only that, he has the bonus of Jiuyouhan naked body, and he feels that the gravity on his body is actually [-]% smaller!
Ninety percent!
Now he feels like he can run up in one breath.

"I also have the Nine Nether Cold Nude Body!"

"It turns out that the dung beetle boss didn't want to harm us, but to help us build up our physique. Woohoo, I'm so touched!"

"From now on, my life will be yours, Boss Dung Beetle, I will eat whatever you ask me to eat!"

"Brothers rush forward to repay the dung beetle boss!"

"..."

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