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Under everyone's questioning eyes, Lin Hanwen spoke slowly.

"It's our turn to perform for you."

"Come on stage and introduce yourself first. My name is Lin Hanwen."

it is good! !

Brother Hanwen is so handsome! !

husband! ! !

Lin Hanwen announced his name, and the audience immediately responded one after another.

Compared with sketches or dramas, the advantage of cross talk is that it is highly interactive and can interact with the audience at any time.

Hearing the shouts of the audience, Lin Hanwen stretched out his hand to suppress the sound: "I never thought that I would bring my family with me."

Hahaha.
Hearing Lin Hanwen's ridicule, the audience burst into laughter.

"Teacher Lin is so good at it!"

"The typhoon is very stable!"

"This is now hung up!"

Other comedians who watched Lin Hanwen's performance in the lounge were full of emotion.

Everyone was surprised by Lin Hanwen's stable typhoon. Cross talk and singing are two completely different things. Lin Hanwen is well known for singing well, but he didn't expect to change his identity without panicking.

"It can be seen that the audience likes you."

Chen Zijian added a word aside.

"What did you say?"

Lin Hanwen pretended not to hear.

"I love to hear this sentence when I co-authored it!" Chen Zijian smiled and shook his head: "I said that the audience likes you!"

"Hi!"

"I have won two championships recently, so I am so popular."

Lin Hanwen waved his hand seemingly indifferently. The two champions he mentioned were the champion of "Looking for a Singer", and the other was the champion mentor of "Almighty Creator".

After Kang Zhengping was eliminated in the mentor kick-off competition, Lin Hanwen became the mentor of "Almighty Creator", and led the team members to win the championship of "Almighty Creator".

Therefore, Lin Hanwen currently has two championship titles.

Hahaha.
Lin Hanwen's triumphant state made the audience laugh again.

"After introducing me, let me introduce the person next to me."

"It's my turn." Chen Zijian spoke up.

Lin Hanwen pointed casually: "He is my mount."

puff!
Hahaha!
As soon as Lin Hanwen said that, the audience burst into laughter again.

Chen Zijian quit: "A mount?"

"Are you here riding me?"

"Ok!"

Lin Hanwen nodded heavily.

"Yeah!"

Chen Zijian curled his lips: "What is a mount? It's a partner!!"

"it's the same."

Lin Hanwen waved his hands nonchalantly.

"Different!"

"It's far away!" Chen Zijian emphasized.

"Okay, partner."

Lin Hanwen nodded and continued, "He is my partner."

"It's our turn to perform for you."

"As you all know, I'm a singer."

"Wait first!"

Chen Zijian stopped Lin Hanwen, "You're done with the introduction?"

"It's over!"

Lin Hanwen spread his hands: "Come on stage, let me introduce myself first, my name is Lin Hanwen, and you are my partner."

"What about the name?"

"Lin Hanwen!!"

"My name!!" Chen Zijian rolled his eyes.

Lin Hanwen shook his head resolutely: "I can't promote obscene things on stage."

puff!
Hahaha!
Lin Hanwen casually left with a bag, and the scene was filled with laughter again.

lounge.

Comedians couldn't help talking again.

"Did Mr. Lin really never talk about cross talk?"

"I also want to ask, this is too stable!"

"I feel that Brother Hanwen's typhoon is no worse than Teacher Chen!"

"That's right, I would believe that Mr. Lin is a cross talk actor!"

In addition to comedians with familiar faces on the screen, the artists who participated in "Crossover Comedians" this time are all very popular.

Needless to say, Lin Hanwen who just won the championship of "Looking for a Singer".

In addition to him, there are the popular little flower Zhu Yumeng, the popular idol Huang Tianhao, the screen goddess Xiao Baiwei, and the Hundred Flowers actor Liu Hao.

Comedians are the captain in name, but they are actually assistants, so they have no pressure.

Be able to discuss each group's performance very easily.

The crossover artists are relatively nervous, after all, the program has an elimination mechanism.

Now that it's here, everyone doesn't want to be eliminated.

At this moment, seeing Lin Hanwen's ability to perform well on stage, the faces of Huang Tianhao and Liu Hao, who hadn't even appeared on stage, subconsciously turned serious.

Especially Huang Tianhao, who was on the scene, frowned.

As a popular idol, he shouldn't have participated in a comedy show like "Crossover Comedian". However, some time ago, when he was interviewed, he accidentally revealed a golden sentence.

Then, some netizens labeled him a "funny idol".

The management team behind Huang Tianhao thinks that this person has a good design, is more pleasing, and is easy to attract passers-by.

Therefore, Huang Tianhao's agent talked to him about "Crossover Comedian", hoping to deepen his "funny than idol" personality.

As for Huang Tianhao himself, he really doesn't have much talent in comedy performance, so he rehearsed for a sketch for a few days.

Right now, looking at Lin Hanwen who is able to handle the stage with ease, he who was already not very confident became even more unconfident.

Hundred Blossoms actor Liu Hao is a talented actor with very good acting skills, but most of the movies he starred in before were literary films. Although he won some awards, Liu Hao's popularity and popularity are the lowest among the five cross-border artists.

His main purpose of participating in "Crossover Comedian" is to increase his popularity by participating in variety shows, and by the way let the management and directors see that he can actually act in comedy.

on the stage.

Chen Zijian complained: "You can't promote me yet, I'm the co-author of Mosaic?"

Lin Hanwen smiled lightly: "Then, I am very happy to be able to cooperate with Teacher Ma today!"

puff!
Hahaha!
As soon as Lin Hanwen opened his mouth, there was another burst of laughter.

Chen Zijian was speechless: "Why is my surname Ma again!"

"You said it yourself, your name is Mosaic!"

Lin Hanwen spread his hands.

"I said no, not yes."

Chen Zijian said seriously: "Remember, my name is not Mosaic, I am Chen Zijian!"

it is good!
Teacher Chen is so handsome! !
The audience applauded and applauded one after another, which was very embarrassing.

"Thank you."

Chen Zijian smiled and bowed in thanks.

"Who called Teacher Chen so handsome?"

"What aesthetics!"

"It looks so handsome!"

Lin Hanwen pointed at Chen Zijian's old dark face and complained.

Chen Zijian really cannot be described as handsome. He is less than 1.7 meters tall, with a slightly fat body and dark skin.

Therefore, after hearing Lin Hanwen's complaints, the audience suddenly laughed again.

Chen Zijian argued: "Don't you know? They all say that I am Lin Hanwen in the cross talk world."

"You guys say, do I look like that?"

Chen Zijian took advantage of the situation to incite the audience.

picture! !

The audience immediately responded in unison.

Seeing this, Lin Hanwen was speechless, and he shouted to the director in the audience: "The next time the program team selects the public judges, can you choose something with good eyesight!"

Hahaha.
After hearing Lin Hanwen's complaints, the scene was filled with laughter again.

"Brother Hanwen is really good, I feel that the number of votes will be very high."

Zhu Yumeng, who had finished the performance, muttered softly.

"Ms. Lin is really good at talking about cross talk."

The comedian Zhen Ling who was in the group with Zhu Yumeng nodded slightly.

Zhen Ling was also a cross talk actor in her early years. Because girls say that cross talk is not flattering, now she focuses on sketches and is a frequent guest of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Sister Ling, do you think our number of votes can match that of Brother Hanwen?"

Zhu Yumeng asked again.

"It's hard to say now, but if Teacher Lin has been at this level, it will be very difficult for us to win." Zhen Ling gave a pertinent evaluation.

"Well, I think so too."

Zhu Yumeng nodded slightly.

on the stage.

After the pretext, Lin Hanwen had already "come to life".

TV crosstalk is different from Xiaoyuanzi. The duration of a crosstalk in Xiaoyuanzi can be 10 minutes or even longer.

But any TV program will not give a cross talk that long, so cross talk actors need to start life as soon as possible.

Lin Hanwen: "Everyone knows that I am not a professional cross talk actor, but I am a professional singer."

"Just take you as an example, I can sing about you for the rest of my life!"

Chen Zijian: "Sing for my whole life??"

"Yes!" Lin Hanwen nodded.

"Then you come!" Chen Zijian added.

"Listen up, everyone."

Lin Hanwen cleared his throat and sang: "Dear my baby, I want to cross the mountains to find the missing sun and the missing moon."

Chen Zijian said happily, "I was born."

Then, the next moment, Lin Hanwen played the trombone with a ventriloquist technique, and the content was "sorrow and joy" that the audience is familiar with.

Upon hearing this dirge, the audience suddenly burst into laughter.

Chen Zijian was speechless: "I died right after I was born?"

"Dead!"

Lin Hanwen spread his hands: "Did I sing about you all my life!"

"Go to hell!"

Chen Zijian rolled his eyes: "Just this, I can sing about you for the rest of my life!"

"What's the matter?"

"Childhood, I must have a childhood!"

"childhood?"

Lin Hanwen nodded: "Okay, just open your mouth."

"The little swallow wears a floral dress and comes here every spring."

"The big windmill whirled and whirled, the scenery here is really beautiful."

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "I did hear these songs when I was young."

He was enjoying it, when Lin Hanwen at the side played "Sorrow and Music" again.

jump jump jump.
puff!
Hahaha!
LOL! !

Teacher Lin is so funny!

The audience laughed up and down, and even the guests who watched the performance also laughed.

on the stage.

Chen Zijian said sullenly, "I'm dead again?"

Lin Hanwen pouted: "You died young!"

"Why did I die young again!!"

"I haven't gone to school yet!!" Chen Zijian complained.

"go to school?"

"Okay!"

Lin Hanwen sang: "The sun shines on the flowers and smiles at me, the little bird says it's early, why are you carrying your schoolbag?"

"I love you walking alone in a dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel, I love you who have persisted in despair and refused to cry."

Lin Hanwen sang "The Lonely Brave". This song has long been popular across the country. After Lin Hanwen started, the audience immediately sang along:

love your tattered clothes

But dare to block the gun of fate

love you just like me

Notches are the same

go?Does it match?this ragged cloak
fight?fight!with the humblest dream
The audience sang loudly, and Lin Hanwen simply acted as a conductor on stage.

After the entire chorus was sung, Lin Hanwen immediately clenched his fists and made a closing gesture.

The singing at the scene stopped immediately.

"Perfect!"

Lin Hanwen spoke English in a timely manner.

There was laughter in the audience, and the audience all sang hi!
Chen Zijian said: "I'm in school, what does it have to do with "The Lonely Brave"?"

Lin Hanwen shrugged: "Are there any elementary school students who can sing "The Lonely Brave"?"

puff.

Hahaha! !

Nothing wrong! !

This burden is absolutely perfect! !

Lin Hanwen's burden is indeed unexpected, and he "keeps up with current events".

After the "Lonely Brave" became popular, it became a secret code for connecting with elementary school students, and similar videos are still all the rage on Douyin.

Now that Lin Hanwen, the original singer, actually made a fuss about this matter, this is really an official complaint!
""The Lonely Brave" uses all the stalks of the nursery rhyme, Mr. Lin is really attacking himself!"

"Hahaha, official complaints are the deadliest!"

"The design of this burden is really good, it's so funny!"

"Mr. Lin's show is too packed with laughs, the number of votes will definitely be high!"

The comedians and entertainers watching the game were talking about it.

on the stage.

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "If you want to say that, I really can't refute it."

"After school, should I fall in love?"

Lin Hanwen nodded, and started singing directly: "The girl on the opposite side, look here, look over here, look over here, the performance here is wonderful."

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "I'm in love."

Lin Hanwen continued to sing: "It's a pity it's not you, accompany me to the end."

Chen Zijian frowned: "I'm broken in love!"

Lin Hanwen: "The girl on the other side looks over, looks over, looks over."

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "I'm in love again."

Lin Hanwen: "Unfortunately it's not you, stay with me till the end."

Chen Zijian: "I'm broken in love again!"

puff!
Hahaha! !

"No, I can't laugh anymore!"

"Ms. Lin is too hurt!!"

"It's a pity it's not you, stay with me to the end, what song is this?"

"Sounds like a lovelorn song!"

"It should be Mr. Lin's original work, but the meaning is very clear!"

There was laughter in the studio hall.

Not only the audience, but even the staff were amused.

Chen Zijian complained: "My love life is really rough!"

Lin Hanwen continued to sing: "The boy on the opposite side looks over, looks over, looks over."

Chen Zijian: "Boy???"

There was laughter again.

Love was frustrated one after another, and the girl turned into a boy directly!

Chen Zijian shook his head: "Okay, don't torment my rough relationship."

"Skip the love stage directly!"

"Skipping love?"

"Can!!"

Lin Hanwen continued to sing: "Oh My Love, let's get married."

Chen Zijian smiled and said, "I'm married."

Lin Hanwen pointed at Chen Zijian, and sang loudly: "You have finally become someone else's mistress!"

Chen Zijian:? ? ?

The recording scene was full of laughter again.

Chen Zijian was heartbroken: "I just got married, so she's going to be a mistress!"

"Don't want her to be a mistress?" Lin Hanwen asked.

"Of course I don't want to!!" Chen Zijian nodded.

Lin Hanwen chuckled: "That's easy."

After the words fell, Lin Hanwen once again imitated the trombone and played the mourning music in the way of ventriloquism:
bouncing bouncing
"Go to hell!"

Chen Zijian pushed Lin Hanwen hard, and the cross talk between the two of them was over.

puff!
Hahaha! !

The audience laughed again.

(End of this chapter)