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Chapter 161 Chapter 160, how many steps are there to put the elephant in the refrigerator?

Chapter 161 Chapter 160, how many steps are there to put the elephant in the refrigerator?
"What is the acceptance speech, I clarified it in the last game!"

"I'm not called Mosaic!!"

Chen Zijian waved his sleeves.

"Then what's your name?" Lin Hanwen added the opportunity.

"My name is Chen Zijian."

"Yes, Mr. Chen Zijian, a famous comedian!"

Lin Hanwen pointed to Chen Zijian and introduced.

There was applause from the audience.

Lin Hanwen continued: "Mr. Chen's comic talk is good, and he even organized a club called Chen's Class."

"Wait a minute! The club is like a joke, the Chen family class is a cross talk group, not a gangster club!!"

Chen Zijian quickly refuted.

Lin Hanwen pretended to be stupid: "Is it a cross talk group? I remember you are in charge of the Chen family class!"

Alas!
Hahaha! !

After hearing Lin Hanwen's ridicule, the scene burst into laughter.

"Go to hell!"

"The country is cracking down on crime, I can't handle it! Don't talk nonsense!!" Chen Zijian quickly shook his head in denial.

His tense appearance immediately made the audience laugh again.

"It's not the handle, so you are?" Lin Hanwen asked with a smile.

"Master!"

Chen Zijian replied.

"Yes, head teacher."

Lin Hanwen continued: "In the cross talk world, this is what they are."

As he spoke, Lin Hanwen gave a thumbs up.

"Don't dare!"

"There are plenty of people who are better and stronger than me!" Chen Zijian waved his hand modestly.

"Who??"

Lin Hanwen questioned without losing the opportunity.

However, this question stumped Chen Zijian all of a sudden. He came from a grassroots background, and he got to where he is today through struggling all the way.

Moreover, Chen Zijian had always been at odds with the so-called mainstream comedians, and it was really embarrassing for him to say his name just now.

The audience in the audience had already gotten to this point, and even many of them laughed.

"That's who."

Chen Zijian was vague.

"Which who?"

"Speak out so that everyone can understand!"

Lin Hanwen chuckled.

The audience in the audience laughed and shouted:
No! !
Teacher Chen is the best! !

Hearing the shouts of the audience, Lin Hanwen spread his hands: "You really don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement."

Hahaha~!

After hearing Lin Hanwen's ridicule, the audience burst into laughter again.

After the laughter subsided, Lin Hanwen spoke again: "Mr. Chen's cross talk is good, it's obvious to all!"

"However, as the saying goes, no one is perfect!"

"Mr. Chen's cross talk is good, but there are some small flaws."

"What small defect? ​​Why didn't I know?" Chen Zijian added.

"The brain reacts slower!"

"In vernacular terms, IQ is a bit low!"

Lin Hanwen pointed to his head.

Hearing this, Chen Zijian quit: "You have a low IQ!"

"And, as we all know, cross talk actors have quick brain reactions!"

Chen Zijian said to the audience again.

Lin Hanwen spread his hands: "Do you not admit it?"

"I'm not slow to react, of course I won't admit it!!" Chen Zijian raised his head proudly.

"Well then, let's do a field test."

"How to test?"

"I have a few small questions to test intelligence. You answer them. If you can answer them, it means that I have wronged you."

"That's it?"

Chen Zijian looked disdainful: "Let's come up with a question!"

"Still unconvinced?"

Lin Hanwen smiled: "Please listen to the first question, there are ten birds in the tree, do you remember (tie) it?"

"Remember." Chen Zijian nodded.

"Are you sure you've memorized it?" Lin Hanwen confirmed.

"Very sure!" Chen Zijian nodded again.

Lin Hanwen continued: "At this time a hunter came and killed one with a single shot. Ask, how many birds are there in the tree?"

"That's it??"

Chen Zijian smiled disdainfully: "Normal people would guess that there are still nine birds, and one of the ten birds was killed!"

"However, as soon as the hunter shot, all the other birds were scared away, so the answer is that there was none!!"

"How? Right???"

Chen Zijian looked at Lin Hanwen triumphantly.

And the audience at the scene also agreed with his point of view. This is a very old brain teaser.

However, Lin Hanwen waved his hand lightly: "Wrong!"

"wrong??"

"How is it possible, what I said is the correct answer!!"

Chen Zijian was puzzled, and the audience in the audience were equally puzzled.

Lin Hanwen spread his hands: "The answer is, there are ten more birds!"

"Ten more birds?"

"It's impossible, let everyone talk about it, is this science?"

Chen Zijian did not agree with this answer, and the audience at the scene also looked suspicious.

Not only the audience and Chen Zijian, but even the guests in the lounge were full of doubts.

Zhu Yumeng pouted and asked her partner, "Why are there ten?"

"I don't know either!" The partner shook his head.

Huang Tianhao also looked puzzled, but he kept his identity and didn't ask.

On the stage.

Lin Hanwen revealed the answer: "Let me repeat the question again, saying that there are ten birds in the tree, did you remember (tie) it?"

When asked this time if you remember it, Lin Hanwen made a knotting gesture.

Chen Zijian was speechless: "The co-author is bound by this???"

The audience in the audience roared with laughter, and no one thought that the problem would lie here.

Lin Hanwen said loudly: "I asked you specifically, are you sure you remember?"

"You are very sure!!"

"I didn't know you were talking about this tie!!" Chen Zijian regretted.

Lin Hanwen spread his hands, "The ten birds are all tied to the tree. The hunter shot one and killed one, leaving ten birds on the tree!"

"Is there a problem?"

"If you want to say that, there's no problem. If you're tied to a tree, you won't be able to escape!" Chen Zijian was speechless.

The audience burst into laughter again,
Lin Hanwen smiled triumphantly: "What's the matter, do you admit that the reaction is slow?"

"deny!!"

"You are playing with words, another question!"

Chen Zijian looked displeased.

"Still stubborn!"

"Okay, then ask another question!"

Lin Hanwen thought for a while and asked again: "Say, how many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?"

"Put an elephant in the fridge??"

Chen Zijian frowned: "Will that stuff fit in?"

"It doesn't matter whether you pretend to go in or not, just ask how many steps you need to put the elephant in the refrigerator!!"

Lin Hanwen looked at Chen Zijian with a smile.

Upon hearing this question, the faces of the audience and the guests in the lounge also showed blank expressions.

How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?

This question is so nonsensical that people can't figure it out.

Chen Zijian on the stage silently counted with his fingers: "The elephant must first be divided into four elephant legs, head, and nose."

"Can't answer??"

Seeing that Chen Zijian did not give an answer for a long time, Lin Hanwen asked with a smile.

"No matter what, it will take seven or eight steps." Chen Zijian was not sure.

"Seven steps, or eight steps?" Lin Hanwen asked.

"Eight steps!" Chen Zijian gave the answer.

"wrong answer!"

Lin Hanwen spread his hands with regret.

"How many steps is that?"

Chen Zijian asked.

"Are you admitting defeat?" Lin Hanwen smiled.

"You have won this question, hurry up and announce the answer." Chen Zijian waved his hand.

"Winning is winning, losing is losing, what do you mean I win." Lin Hanwen was dissatisfied.

"Okay, you win!!"

Chen Zijian pouted: "I want to hear if your answer is reliable!"

Lin Hanwen shrugged and revealed the answer: "How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?"

"The answer is, three steps!"

(End of this chapter)

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