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Chapter 85 84, Lan Yun and I are inseparable!
Chapter 85 84, Lan Yun and I are inseparable!
84. Lan Yun and I are inseparable!
As an anchor with 210 million fans, Xiaohua's popularity is not bad every time she broadcasts.
She had just launched the live broadcast, and nearly a hundred people poured into the live broadcast room.
"Sister Xiaohua, why did the broadcast start so early?"
"Is the title of the live broadcast room serious??"
"Sing a song for [-], and I can sing until the host goes bankrupt!"
"Sister Xiaohua is not joking, is she really paying?"
"Does the anchor really give out red envelopes? It's not a gimmick!"
"Isn't Lan Yun's Divine Comedy "Love You"? I can sing it!"
"Why does the anchor connect to the mic? I want to connect! I want to connect!!!"
"."
The audience scrolled through the comments, and they didn't believe that they were given 1 yuan for singing a song.
Xiao Hua glanced at the comments, and said to the camera: "Don't worry, brother Meng, the title of the live broadcast room is absolutely true and effective. As long as you can sing Lan Yun's new song "Uneasy" when you are in Lianmai, I will transfer the money on the spot!"
"Now I'll play "Uneasy" again, you should listen to it first, I guess everyone hasn't heard it yet."
After finishing speaking, Xiaohua played "Uneasy" that she had prepared.
With the blessing of the subwoofer speaker, the singing of "Uneasy" is particularly shocking.
And as soon as the song "Uneasy" was played, the live broadcast room exploded in an instant!
"Fuck! Is this a song??"
"Wori!! What the hell!!"
"This song almost sent me away!!"
"Isn't this just a joke!!"
"What the hell are you doing, little flower??"
"What music is the master playing??"
“The whole song has no lyrics???”
"Suddenly I feel like I can sing even though I'm tone deaf!!"
"Anchor, please play it for a while longer, my grandma, who has been paralyzed in bed for ten years, just moved!"
"Your grandma just moved. My grandfather, who has been in a vegetable state for 15 years, jumped up from the bed just now, kicked my mobile phone flying, and then rushed out of the house with great strides. His whereabouts are now unknown!"
"."
While Xiaohua was playing "Uneasy", netizens began to leave messages on the screen, and the number of online users in the live broadcast room also continued to soar.
By the time "Uneasy" was finished, there were already more than 2000 people in Xiaohua's live broadcast room.
"Okay, the song is over, brothers who want to challenge Lianmai, please pay attention and show your fan card."
Xiaohua smiled and said to the camera.
"Fuck, Xiao Hua is not a son of man!"
"Who can sing this horse riding!"
"It's such a chicken thief, I still said, why are you so generous!"
"Whoever can sing it down, I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"
"Cold knowledge: "Love You" and "Uneasy" were sung by one person!"
"I'm really convinced by that master Lan Yun, he's so fucking awesome!!"
"Is this really a song sung by people? The three views are shattered!!"
"I checked this song, and the author and the author of "Love You" are the same person!!"
"Lan Yun! Ah Fei! These two guys are time travelers, they are simply too perverted!!"
"As a student of the Department of Folk Music, I kneel down! There are at least ten kinds of folk instruments in the accompaniment of this song!"
"."
Netizens frantically swiped their messages.
At this time, someone applied for Lianmai.
Xiaohua connected to Lianmai and said: "Brother Meng, someone has connected with me, please invite the first dream chaser."
"Hello, Shark."
Xiao Hua directly called each other by their nicknames.
"Hello."
"I really give you 1 yuan for singing, right?" a netizen nicknamed "Big Shark" asked.
"That's right, after singing, there will be 1 yuan, and the money will be transferred on the spot!" Xiaohua responded with a smile.
"Then I'll start!"
The big shark took a deep breath. It seemed that he had already prepared the words of "Uneasy", and he seemed very confident.
Next, he began to sing.
However, he got stuck just after the second verse.
Pooh!
This is too fucking difficult!
The shark who ate the "screw" spat, and his challenge was considered a failure.
"Hahaha"
"Killing me!"
"The first dream chaser failed!"
"Please invite the next dream chaser."
"This brother is already good."
"Yeah, the first few lines have been sung correctly."
"Haha, this challenge is really fun!"
"."
The live broadcast room was extremely lively, and the number of people online also soared rapidly, breaking through [-] soon.
The [-] online users also set a new record for the popularity of Xiaohua's live broadcast room.
At the same time that Xiaohua started the challenge of "Uneasy", this divine comedy quickly spread on the Internet.
"Meng Baibai" is a singing anchor. She has just played Douyin live broadcast and has more than 3 fans.
Right now, there are only more than 70 people in her live broadcast room.
"Boss who wants to order songs, you can use a big plane!"
After singing a song, Mengbai said with a smile.
However, as soon as she finished speaking, a netizen nicknamed "Chinese Cabbage" directly swiped a plane, and then left a message saying: Order the song "Uneasy".
""perturbed"?"
"Brother Cabbage, I haven't heard of it, but since you have swiped the airplane, I can learn it!"
After all, she is a new anchor, and Mengbaibai's sense of service is still very good. If the elder brother is so generous, she has to show some face.
"I'll listen to this song first."
"'Uneasy', right?"
Meng Baibai opens Kumao Music, enters "Uneasy", and then clicks play.
However, the next moment, she was stupid.
"Hahaha!"
"Stupid!"
"My brain is buzzing!"
"sing sing sing"
"Don't go back on your word in vain!"
"Brother Cabbage is mighty!!"
"Speak and do it!!"
"The Lianmai challenge next door will give you [-] red envelopes!"
After seeing Meng Baibai's reaction, the audience in the live broadcast room began to joke.
The Mengbaibai live broadcast room is just a microcosm of countless music live broadcast rooms. Just today, almost all anchors have been devastated by "Uneasy"!
Star City.
The Lan Yun clubhouse opens at two o'clock in the afternoon.
01: 30.
As usual, Lan Yun held a meeting with the department heads.
After the meeting, Lan Yun was about to go back to the office to rest, but Sun Lan, the club's marketing director, stopped her: "Sister Yun, wait a minute."
"What's wrong?" Lan Yun stopped in her tracks.
"Sister Yun, you released a new song again. I want to remind you that Mr. Zhang and the others are going to let you perform again tonight!"
Sun Lan said with a smile.
"I sang again?"
Lan Yun frowned.
"Lan Yun who sang "Love You"." Sun Lan laughed.
"Fuck, forget about this!"
Lan Yun shook her head: "What song did she post again?"
"Sister Yun, listen to it yourself, this song is amazing!" After speaking, Sun Lan played the prepared "Uneasy".
And Lan Yun was dumbfounded! !
"This song is sung by that Lan Yun???"
After listening to it, besides feeling incredible, Lan Yun wanted to scold her mother.
"She sang it. It was just launched today, but it's already popular!"
Sun Lan said with emotion: "Netizens say this is a divine comedy, and the anchor is offering a reward of [-] yuan for singing this song!"
"Depend on!"
Lan Yun immediately burst into foul language: "Is that Lan Yun crazy? It's not good to sing any songs, but you have to sing such a perverted song!"
"Sister Yun, you'd better learn a few words, or you won't be able to cope at night." Sun Lan said.
"Okay, I see."
Lan Yun returned to the office, and then reluctantly learned the song "Uneasy" while scolding her mother.
night.
The clubhouse became lively.
666 boxes.
Lan Yun came over to greet VIP customer Mr. Zhang.
"Mr. Lan, I heard that you have released a new song!"
"Come, come, sing a song for everyone!"
Mr. Zhang grabbed Lan Yun's hand with a smile on his face, as if he didn't intend to let her go.
"Mr. Lan, the song you sang this time is amazing. I've been learning it for a long time, but I still haven't learned it!"
"No, the title of this song is also very interesting, "Uneasy"! Hahaha, whoever listens to it is really anxious!"
"Boss Lan, let's go for a while, everyone is waiting!"
"Yes yes yes, come on, come on."
The guests in the box booed one after another.
This is what Lan Yun was afraid of, unexpectedly, these people really refused to let her go.
"Mr. Lan, as long as you can complete the song, I will immediately open another 120 million gold card!"
Mr. Zhang said with a smile on his face.
"Alright, I'm going all out!"
Lan Yun cleared her throat, and then sang:
ah oh
ah oh eh
ah hiss ah hiss
ah blah blah blah
ahhhhhhhhhhh
Lan Yun practiced all afternoon, and she managed to practice the first verse, but she couldn't sing the rest at all, and got stuck while singing.
"That's all."
"Mr. Zhang, I've tried my best."
Lan Yun accompanied her with a smiling face.
"Everyone applaud Mr. Lan, it's not easy!"
"It's a pity that I didn't sing it down!"
Mr. Zhang took the lead in applauding, and by the way mentioned the things that were not sung, so that the gold card he promised would not have to be honored.
"As long as the bosses are happy."
"Call me whenever you need something~!"
Lan Yun said a few polite words, and hurriedly left the box.
However, before she could catch her breath, the guests in Room 888 called her over again.
As the owner of the clubhouse, Lan Yun usually doesn't go to the ordinary box.
But for VIP boxes like 555 and 666, she still has to be on call to maintain the relationship with customers.
Customers who open this kind of VIP box start with 50 yuan to open a card, and Lan Yun, as the boss, naturally has to serve in place.
Therefore, in the following time, Lan Yun began his "tour" career in the VIP box.
"Uneasy" is really difficult to sing, it takes a lot of energy and voice, and Lan Yun's voice is a little too much to sing after a round.
She asked someone to buy Golden Throat lozenges, took one in her mouth, and then found a free time to call Qin Peijun.
"Yunyun, what's wrong?"
Qin Peijun, who was always slow to answer the phone, answered the phone in seconds, as if waiting for Lan Yun to call.
"It's pretty quick to answer the phone this time." Lan Yun retorted casually.
"I was reading the news, so I picked it up."
"Yunyun, why is your voice hoarse?" Qin Peijun asked with concern.
"Forget it!"
"I'm fucking going crazy!"
Lan Yun asked: "Is there any news about the Lan Yun I asked you to check last time?"
"no!"
"That person is too mysterious. I asked many connections but failed to find out." Qin Peijun replied solemnly.
"Depend on!"
Lan Yun cursed, and then complained: "Shuyuan, you don't know, I made her miserable!"
"I sang "Uneasy" more than a dozen times tonight. The key point is that the song is too fucking difficult to sing. I can't learn it at all!"
"If I find that Lan Yun, I will send her a pennant immediately."
"A pennant?"
Qin Peijun asked with interest: "What are you writing?"
Lan Yun twitched her lips: "Just write five words: You're a real fucker!"
"Uh."
"That's six words!"
Qin Peijun corrected.
"Don't worry about a few words, scolding is over!"
Lan Yun continued: "Shuyuan, please help me pay more attention to this matter!"
"TMD, I and 'Lan Yun' are at odds!!"
Thanks to the boss of "Long Live My Bow" for the reward of [-] coins!
Thank you bosses for rewarding:
Huoyanyan 500 coins, Jiangdong people 500 coins, Call Me Li Yesheng 300 coins, Chu Niao 100 coins, Stupid Purple 100 coins, 1006 Wolf Boy 100 coins, Eclipse Sun Shadow 100 coins, Xiao Hai Tiao 100 coins, Ghost Feather 100 coins, TYW47 , 100 coins!
PS: It's a bit uncomfortable to hit the street, but I will stick to writing the stories I want to write.
(End of this chapter)
84. Lan Yun and I are inseparable!
As an anchor with 210 million fans, Xiaohua's popularity is not bad every time she broadcasts.
She had just launched the live broadcast, and nearly a hundred people poured into the live broadcast room.
"Sister Xiaohua, why did the broadcast start so early?"
"Is the title of the live broadcast room serious??"
"Sing a song for [-], and I can sing until the host goes bankrupt!"
"Sister Xiaohua is not joking, is she really paying?"
"Does the anchor really give out red envelopes? It's not a gimmick!"
"Isn't Lan Yun's Divine Comedy "Love You"? I can sing it!"
"Why does the anchor connect to the mic? I want to connect! I want to connect!!!"
"."
The audience scrolled through the comments, and they didn't believe that they were given 1 yuan for singing a song.
Xiao Hua glanced at the comments, and said to the camera: "Don't worry, brother Meng, the title of the live broadcast room is absolutely true and effective. As long as you can sing Lan Yun's new song "Uneasy" when you are in Lianmai, I will transfer the money on the spot!"
"Now I'll play "Uneasy" again, you should listen to it first, I guess everyone hasn't heard it yet."
After finishing speaking, Xiaohua played "Uneasy" that she had prepared.
With the blessing of the subwoofer speaker, the singing of "Uneasy" is particularly shocking.
And as soon as the song "Uneasy" was played, the live broadcast room exploded in an instant!
"Fuck! Is this a song??"
"Wori!! What the hell!!"
"This song almost sent me away!!"
"Isn't this just a joke!!"
"What the hell are you doing, little flower??"
"What music is the master playing??"
“The whole song has no lyrics???”
"Suddenly I feel like I can sing even though I'm tone deaf!!"
"Anchor, please play it for a while longer, my grandma, who has been paralyzed in bed for ten years, just moved!"
"Your grandma just moved. My grandfather, who has been in a vegetable state for 15 years, jumped up from the bed just now, kicked my mobile phone flying, and then rushed out of the house with great strides. His whereabouts are now unknown!"
"."
While Xiaohua was playing "Uneasy", netizens began to leave messages on the screen, and the number of online users in the live broadcast room also continued to soar.
By the time "Uneasy" was finished, there were already more than 2000 people in Xiaohua's live broadcast room.
"Okay, the song is over, brothers who want to challenge Lianmai, please pay attention and show your fan card."
Xiaohua smiled and said to the camera.
"Fuck, Xiao Hua is not a son of man!"
"Who can sing this horse riding!"
"It's such a chicken thief, I still said, why are you so generous!"
"Whoever can sing it down, I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"
"Cold knowledge: "Love You" and "Uneasy" were sung by one person!"
"I'm really convinced by that master Lan Yun, he's so fucking awesome!!"
"Is this really a song sung by people? The three views are shattered!!"
"I checked this song, and the author and the author of "Love You" are the same person!!"
"Lan Yun! Ah Fei! These two guys are time travelers, they are simply too perverted!!"
"As a student of the Department of Folk Music, I kneel down! There are at least ten kinds of folk instruments in the accompaniment of this song!"
"."
Netizens frantically swiped their messages.
At this time, someone applied for Lianmai.
Xiaohua connected to Lianmai and said: "Brother Meng, someone has connected with me, please invite the first dream chaser."
"Hello, Shark."
Xiao Hua directly called each other by their nicknames.
"Hello."
"I really give you 1 yuan for singing, right?" a netizen nicknamed "Big Shark" asked.
"That's right, after singing, there will be 1 yuan, and the money will be transferred on the spot!" Xiaohua responded with a smile.
"Then I'll start!"
The big shark took a deep breath. It seemed that he had already prepared the words of "Uneasy", and he seemed very confident.
Next, he began to sing.
However, he got stuck just after the second verse.
Pooh!
This is too fucking difficult!
The shark who ate the "screw" spat, and his challenge was considered a failure.
"Hahaha"
"Killing me!"
"The first dream chaser failed!"
"Please invite the next dream chaser."
"This brother is already good."
"Yeah, the first few lines have been sung correctly."
"Haha, this challenge is really fun!"
"."
The live broadcast room was extremely lively, and the number of people online also soared rapidly, breaking through [-] soon.
The [-] online users also set a new record for the popularity of Xiaohua's live broadcast room.
At the same time that Xiaohua started the challenge of "Uneasy", this divine comedy quickly spread on the Internet.
"Meng Baibai" is a singing anchor. She has just played Douyin live broadcast and has more than 3 fans.
Right now, there are only more than 70 people in her live broadcast room.
"Boss who wants to order songs, you can use a big plane!"
After singing a song, Mengbai said with a smile.
However, as soon as she finished speaking, a netizen nicknamed "Chinese Cabbage" directly swiped a plane, and then left a message saying: Order the song "Uneasy".
""perturbed"?"
"Brother Cabbage, I haven't heard of it, but since you have swiped the airplane, I can learn it!"
After all, she is a new anchor, and Mengbaibai's sense of service is still very good. If the elder brother is so generous, she has to show some face.
"I'll listen to this song first."
"'Uneasy', right?"
Meng Baibai opens Kumao Music, enters "Uneasy", and then clicks play.
However, the next moment, she was stupid.
"Hahaha!"
"Stupid!"
"My brain is buzzing!"
"sing sing sing"
"Don't go back on your word in vain!"
"Brother Cabbage is mighty!!"
"Speak and do it!!"
"The Lianmai challenge next door will give you [-] red envelopes!"
After seeing Meng Baibai's reaction, the audience in the live broadcast room began to joke.
The Mengbaibai live broadcast room is just a microcosm of countless music live broadcast rooms. Just today, almost all anchors have been devastated by "Uneasy"!
Star City.
The Lan Yun clubhouse opens at two o'clock in the afternoon.
01: 30.
As usual, Lan Yun held a meeting with the department heads.
After the meeting, Lan Yun was about to go back to the office to rest, but Sun Lan, the club's marketing director, stopped her: "Sister Yun, wait a minute."
"What's wrong?" Lan Yun stopped in her tracks.
"Sister Yun, you released a new song again. I want to remind you that Mr. Zhang and the others are going to let you perform again tonight!"
Sun Lan said with a smile.
"I sang again?"
Lan Yun frowned.
"Lan Yun who sang "Love You"." Sun Lan laughed.
"Fuck, forget about this!"
Lan Yun shook her head: "What song did she post again?"
"Sister Yun, listen to it yourself, this song is amazing!" After speaking, Sun Lan played the prepared "Uneasy".
And Lan Yun was dumbfounded! !
"This song is sung by that Lan Yun???"
After listening to it, besides feeling incredible, Lan Yun wanted to scold her mother.
"She sang it. It was just launched today, but it's already popular!"
Sun Lan said with emotion: "Netizens say this is a divine comedy, and the anchor is offering a reward of [-] yuan for singing this song!"
"Depend on!"
Lan Yun immediately burst into foul language: "Is that Lan Yun crazy? It's not good to sing any songs, but you have to sing such a perverted song!"
"Sister Yun, you'd better learn a few words, or you won't be able to cope at night." Sun Lan said.
"Okay, I see."
Lan Yun returned to the office, and then reluctantly learned the song "Uneasy" while scolding her mother.
night.
The clubhouse became lively.
666 boxes.
Lan Yun came over to greet VIP customer Mr. Zhang.
"Mr. Lan, I heard that you have released a new song!"
"Come, come, sing a song for everyone!"
Mr. Zhang grabbed Lan Yun's hand with a smile on his face, as if he didn't intend to let her go.
"Mr. Lan, the song you sang this time is amazing. I've been learning it for a long time, but I still haven't learned it!"
"No, the title of this song is also very interesting, "Uneasy"! Hahaha, whoever listens to it is really anxious!"
"Boss Lan, let's go for a while, everyone is waiting!"
"Yes yes yes, come on, come on."
The guests in the box booed one after another.
This is what Lan Yun was afraid of, unexpectedly, these people really refused to let her go.
"Mr. Lan, as long as you can complete the song, I will immediately open another 120 million gold card!"
Mr. Zhang said with a smile on his face.
"Alright, I'm going all out!"
Lan Yun cleared her throat, and then sang:
ah oh
ah oh eh
ah hiss ah hiss
ah blah blah blah
ahhhhhhhhhhh
Lan Yun practiced all afternoon, and she managed to practice the first verse, but she couldn't sing the rest at all, and got stuck while singing.
"That's all."
"Mr. Zhang, I've tried my best."
Lan Yun accompanied her with a smiling face.
"Everyone applaud Mr. Lan, it's not easy!"
"It's a pity that I didn't sing it down!"
Mr. Zhang took the lead in applauding, and by the way mentioned the things that were not sung, so that the gold card he promised would not have to be honored.
"As long as the bosses are happy."
"Call me whenever you need something~!"
Lan Yun said a few polite words, and hurriedly left the box.
However, before she could catch her breath, the guests in Room 888 called her over again.
As the owner of the clubhouse, Lan Yun usually doesn't go to the ordinary box.
But for VIP boxes like 555 and 666, she still has to be on call to maintain the relationship with customers.
Customers who open this kind of VIP box start with 50 yuan to open a card, and Lan Yun, as the boss, naturally has to serve in place.
Therefore, in the following time, Lan Yun began his "tour" career in the VIP box.
"Uneasy" is really difficult to sing, it takes a lot of energy and voice, and Lan Yun's voice is a little too much to sing after a round.
She asked someone to buy Golden Throat lozenges, took one in her mouth, and then found a free time to call Qin Peijun.
"Yunyun, what's wrong?"
Qin Peijun, who was always slow to answer the phone, answered the phone in seconds, as if waiting for Lan Yun to call.
"It's pretty quick to answer the phone this time." Lan Yun retorted casually.
"I was reading the news, so I picked it up."
"Yunyun, why is your voice hoarse?" Qin Peijun asked with concern.
"Forget it!"
"I'm fucking going crazy!"
Lan Yun asked: "Is there any news about the Lan Yun I asked you to check last time?"
"no!"
"That person is too mysterious. I asked many connections but failed to find out." Qin Peijun replied solemnly.
"Depend on!"
Lan Yun cursed, and then complained: "Shuyuan, you don't know, I made her miserable!"
"I sang "Uneasy" more than a dozen times tonight. The key point is that the song is too fucking difficult to sing. I can't learn it at all!"
"If I find that Lan Yun, I will send her a pennant immediately."
"A pennant?"
Qin Peijun asked with interest: "What are you writing?"
Lan Yun twitched her lips: "Just write five words: You're a real fucker!"
"Uh."
"That's six words!"
Qin Peijun corrected.
"Don't worry about a few words, scolding is over!"
Lan Yun continued: "Shuyuan, please help me pay more attention to this matter!"
"TMD, I and 'Lan Yun' are at odds!!"
Thanks to the boss of "Long Live My Bow" for the reward of [-] coins!
Thank you bosses for rewarding:
Huoyanyan 500 coins, Jiangdong people 500 coins, Call Me Li Yesheng 300 coins, Chu Niao 100 coins, Stupid Purple 100 coins, 1006 Wolf Boy 100 coins, Eclipse Sun Shadow 100 coins, Xiao Hai Tiao 100 coins, Ghost Feather 100 coins, TYW47 , 100 coins!
PS: It's a bit uncomfortable to hit the street, but I will stick to writing the stories I want to write.
(End of this chapter)
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