Ballistic Silence of Special Years

Eyelid twitching is not important. For Li Zheng, the most important thing at present is to prepare for the "Devil Week" the day after tomorrow.

This time, the whole battalion is required to participate in the Devil Week. It is said that other battalions are also organizing it. Everyone in the whole brigade has a share and will never fail.

According to the meaning of the brigade, this "Devil Week" is the first brigade-wide screening after the special warfare brigade officially started training.

After all, the Tiger Brigade is currently a suture monster. The infantry, scouts, and special agent companies, including some soldiers from other regiments, have all joined together to form such a brigade.

Sometimes Li Zheng couldn't figure it out, why did he have to set up a special warfare brigade in the D Army?

It is not difficult to build tall buildings on the ground like this. Why not split two brigades from the original blood wolf brigade of Army Group A, wouldn't it be more scientific?

Of course, this was just a guess that flashed in his mind, and he didn't delve into it.

Fatty Wei was puzzled by the fact that Devil Tong asked the squad leaders to get Rendan and Shidishui, and asked the cooking class to scald their feet with hot water at night, so he asked Li Zheng what he was doing?

Li Zheng said, you don't even know about Rendan?You don't even know ten drops of water?

Fatty Wei shook his head honestly and said he didn't know.

Li Zheng wanted to ridicule him for being unreal, but soon felt that it was very reasonable.

Although Fatty Wei has run away from his mother since he was a child and lived with his father, he lives in the village and has many relatives such as seven aunts and eight aunts.

When I grew up a little bit, my family benefited from the reform and opening up and made a lot of money, and they were cared for meticulously, so I didn't need to think about self-reliance.

I am different. I lost my parents in junior high school, and I have to learn to take care of myself. I can get over my minor ailments by buying medicine, covering my sweat and drinking hot water.

Of course, he is more familiar with some basic medicines than Fatty Wei.

"That's to prevent heatstroke."

He explained it concisely, without going into depth.

With Fatty Wei's mouth, he can't stop babbling, which is very annoying.

Ma Teng suddenly came over with a mysterious face and said: "Let me tell you something, just now I saw the platoon leader packing things at the door of the small private room, do you know what is in the bag on his bed?"

"What?"

Several recruits asked almost in unison.

Everyone was curious about everything about Devil Tong.

Anyway, he is from the special forces. I heard that he is the tactical instructor of the Blood Wolf Brigade. He is very awesome.

"sanitary napkin."

After everyone's appetite was whetted, Ma Teng finally solved the mystery.

"Ho!"

Jiang Cheng had the biggest reaction.

"Why does he want that thing?"

Fatty Wei glanced in the direction of the small private room, and said meaningfully: "Do you think someone outside our platoon leader bought it for his lover?"

"Go, go!" Ma Teng said, "He's not even married, so where can he find a lover?"

Fatty Wei was dissatisfied: "What's the matter? The platoon leader has been a soldier for more than nine years. He doesn't have a lover, doesn't he even have a lover? What's the matter with falling in love? He's a special soldier, not a fairy, who doesn't eat human fireworks. Pass down the family line, if you don’t use weapons, they will rust!”

Just as he was talking vigorously, he suddenly heard a violent coughing sound from behind him.

Fatty Wei was still babbling: "Let me tell you, there is one thing that you haven't figured out yet. Do you know why we have to train so hard? That's because we need to train more, so that you can fall asleep without dreaming about it." .You see our platoon leader is very bad. When you are a soldier for nine years, you are stuck in the army. It is not good for your health...blocked..."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The coughing got louder.

Fatty Wei suddenly found that all the comrades in front of him lowered their heads and went about their own business, and no one looked at him.

Only Li Zheng whistled suddenly.

"Li Zheng, look at me, look at me... I said what are you whistling?"

Li Zheng was still blowing, but he had already raised his head, obviously giving him a wink.

In Fatty Wei's mind, it was like a thunderbolt flashed in the dark night, and it directly hit his forehead.

Then he froze.

"Actually, I was joking just now, what are you taking seriously! You see, our platoon leader can kill a few tigers, so how could there be any physical problems? If I have any problems, he will be fine, you guys think so..."

While talking, he hehe laughed, and then turned around.

Sure enough, Motou Tong folded his hands and stood a meter away behind him, looking at himself with the eyes of an idiot looking at death.

"Hehehe..."

Fatty Wei laughed so hard that he felt sick when he heard it.

"Platoon leader, why are you walking silently..."

Tong Zhi raised his chin: "Go on, go on."

Fatty Wei's smile suddenly disappeared, and he began to cry, his facial features squeezed together, and said: "Platoon leader, just pretend you didn't hear anything, treat me like a fart, let me go..."

Tong Zhi didn't intend to argue with him, but Fatty Wei's picture was really gargling with manure, it was really smelly, so he said: "You will fetch water for the whole class tonight, and you will go alone!"

"Yes!" Fatty Wei said as if he was amnesty, "I promise to complete the task!"

After Tong Zhi left, several recruits got together again.

"You guys, I really don't know much."

Yang Hui, who didn't have time to speak just now, found a chance to show his presence this time.

"Don't say the platoon leader has sanitary napkins, I have them!"

After finishing speaking, he removed a pack of sanitary napkins from his cabinet and waved it in his hand.

"It's still the anti-side leakage and transparent wing type!"

This time, it was the others' turn to be dumbfounded.

After being stunned for a while, Fatty Wei finally said, "I said sheep baa, didn't you..."

After speaking, he glanced at Yang Hui's position as a veteran cadre.

"What kind of medical examination did you have?"

Sheep baa baa is Yang Hui's nickname. He personally doesn't like it. He often compares himself to a wolf. He is a wolf all day long. A wolf is a wolf. This wolf is that wolf. Fatty Wei is the most poisonous, and he specifically opposes him Come, and call him sheep bleat.

Yang Hui glared at Fatty Wei and said, "You know nothing! You don't understand anything!"

Fatty Wei refused: "I don't understand, I don't pretend to understand, you understand what you say."

Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "I heard that sanitary napkins are required for long-distance marches?"

His gaze turned to Yang Hui.

"Old Yang, is this the case?"

Yang Hui gave Li Zheng a thumbs up: "You are still a college student with rich knowledge."

And I didn't forget to sarcastically fatzi Wei: "It's not like some people who are so poor that they only have money left!"

Fatty Wei has one advantage. He is sarcastic, but he won't get into a rage just because someone ridiculed him. Oh, of course, you can't mention his mother.

other?

Casual!

"All right, all right, I'll take you as a compliment. Tell me, what's the use of sanitary napkins?"

Yang Hui said, "This is a treasure! I've been hiding it for so long, and it's finally coming in handy!"

After speaking, he took the package of sanitary napkins and stuck it to his mouth and kissed him hard.

Then take off one shoe, pull out the insole, and start the demonstration.

"Keep an eye on it! When Devil Zhou marches forcefully the day after tomorrow, you will have to rely on this thing to keep your feet. Don't blame me for not reminding you."

I saw him tear off the adhesive of a piece of sanitary napkin, and then stick it on the insole. The wings can just be turned under the insole to stick it firmly.

After that, he stuffed the specially treated "sole" into his combat boots.

"It's done!"

He put his feet in, put on his shoes and stood up, stomping left and right, with a happy expression on his face.

Fatty Wei still didn't understand, so he asked Yang Hui idiotically, "Is there something wrong with your feet?"

"Get out!" Yang Hui said with an expression of "children can't be taught": "This is to protect your feet from blisters, and it absorbs water, is comfortable, and is very suitable for long-distance marches. Let me tell you, this is a special product. A must-have item for troops, an artifact for marching! You know what an egg!"

Fatty Wei was ridiculed, but he was not angry at all, and asked Yang Hui with a playful smile: "Brother Yang, can you give me some sanitary napkins, these things are not easy to buy!"

Yang Hui snorted, "Don't call me sheep baa?"

Fatty Wei said, "I'm the sheep baa baa, not you."

Yang Hui said, "How to prove it?"

Fatty Wei thought for a while, then let out a "baa" and said, "Look!"

The people around burst into laughter.

Yang Hui couldn't handle it anymore. When he met Fatty Wei, it would be terrible if he had no face and no skin. He could only take out a few sheets from his bag and hand them over.

"Here, here it is for you!"

In the past two days, after listening to Yang Hui's "science popularization", the owner of the small supermarket received a big business. Many soldiers went to the small supermarket to ask the owner if he had sanitary napkins. Get it before the start of "Devil Week", it doesn't matter if it's expensive.

This time, military big V Yang Hui spoke for the owner of the small supermarket and sanitary napkins for free this time.