Xuanmen's little milk bag is the strongest worker in the underworld
Chapter 132 This Is Our Village Public Toilet
Chapter 132 This Is Our Village Public Toilet
At this time, Yin Cha was leading Zhang Xiuying, mother and son on their way. They were in the boundless darkness. If they took a step forward, the road under their feet would be extended by one foot, as if there would never be an end in sight.
At this time, some pale golden halos suddenly appeared above their heads, like flying Kongming lanterns, fluttering and emitting warm light.
Lights up the whole way.
Zhang Xiuying's mother and son turned around in surprise, and Yin Cha also turned around to see this scene.
"The young master burns her merits to illuminate your path of reincarnation, so that your future can be bright and brilliant."
Zhang Xiuying half understood, looked at these circles of light in a daze, and said for a long time: "Little master...is the reincarnation of a god."
Under the light golden light circle, Huangquan Road, Naihe Bridge, and the waterfall of Jiuyou Wangchuan can be vaguely seen ahead.
The incense is burned out.
Gouwa stepped forward obsequiously, "Little God, I know I was wrong, really. But what's the use of knowing at this moment, anyway, I'm already dead, so you just don't remember the villain's mistakes, let me go, let me go!" Shall I go to reincarnate?"
"Not good!" Yun Qi didn't play tricks with him, and rejected him categorically, her voice could be described as very crisp.
"Then why did you leave me here?" Gouwa was a little anxious, "I'm a ghost, staying in the village is not good for everyone, and you can't stay here forever, if something bad happens in the future , you can't blame me."
Hehe, dare to threaten!
Yun Qi waved her hands like an adult, "You will know in a few days."
***
A few days later, the police returned Gouwa's body to Gouwa's nephew.
After all, he is dead, and any punishment means nothing to him.
One day, Yun Qiuce and Yun Qi appeared at Gou Wa's nephew's house again.
Under the sun, Yun Qi's face was flushed red, she clenched her fists, and said to Yun Qiu Ce heavily:
"Uncle, you have to behave well, Xiao Qi is waiting for your good news."
Yun Qiuce grinned all over his face, "Don't worry, don't you know what uncle is capable of? Although he doesn't understand metaphysics, he is still very talented in deceiving people."
With that said, Yun Qiuce walked in swaggeringly.
Gouwa's nephew is named Wu Qian. He was squatting under the eaves and sighing, looking worried about his uncle. When he looked up and saw Yun Qiuce, he said angrily, "Who are you, you went to the wrong door Come on, get out and get out!"
Yun Qiuce looked up calmly, "Tsk tsk, it's a pity, such a good house, such a good feng shui, will definitely produce noble people, it's a pity, it's a pity..."
With that said, he turned his head and was about to leave.
Wu Qian and his wife looked at each other, hurried to catch up, and asked, "Sir, what did you mean just now?"
Yun Qiuce smiled mysteriously, looking like an expert.
"My name is Yun Qiuce. Perhaps you have heard of the Yun family in Haizhou?"
"The Yun family in Haizhou, isn't that a famous family of metaphysics? I heard about it from my sister." Wu Qian's wife said excitedly, "I heard that there are several masters of metaphysics in their family."
Wu Qian's eyes lit up, and he immediately pulled Yun Qiuce and asked: "This gentleman, no, Master Yun, what did you mean just now, our house can produce nobles?"
Yun Qiuce nodded, "Of course, although I can't compare with my ancestors, I have been fascinated by it since I was a child, and looking at Fengshui is a piece of cake for me. I just passed by your door and saw the layout of your courtyard, which is good Fengshui , so I couldn’t help but come over and have a look, I didn’t expect, hey—”
He sighed, looking regretful.
Wu Qian and his wife immediately became nervous, "What's the matter, Master Yun? Didn't you say that my Fengshui is good? Show me, can my child get into a good school next year?"
Yun Qiuce shook his head, with regret on his face, "Although your house is well feng shui, if I guessed correctly, your family has been in bad luck recently, because your relatives have caused trouble."
Wu Qian slapped his thigh straight and was so excited, "Master Yun, you are so accurate. Recently, I was hurt by my uncle. You said he can't stay at home well. If he wants to go out and kill people, he will kill him." Well, you should hide it well, take someone else’s shoes and write a diary, now it’s over, he’s letting go, our family is out of luck.”
Yun Qiuce clenched his fists, resisting the urge to smash that face with his fist, "Actually, it can be seen from your face that you will definitely be prosperous in the future, but your relatives have implicated you, and the wealth and glory you have won Fly again, time is fate!"
"Really?" Wu Qian's wife pushed her man away and squeezed in front of Yun Qiuce, "Master, do you have a solution?"
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid you won't agree."
"You say what you say, as long as we can do it, we will do what you say."
"Your uncle is the reincarnation of a malevolent star, that's why he got into a life lawsuit. Even if he dies, this kind of person will continue to emit evil spirits, affecting future generations, and he has no children. Of course, only your family can be affected. You now The only thing we can do is to block this connection and suppress his evil spirit."
Outside the gate of Wu Qian's house, Gouwa's soul was basking in the sun, feeling uncomfortable all over, and black smoke even rose from his body.
But at this moment, he couldn't care less about these, and couldn't help but ask after hearing the conversation inside:
"What did you bring me here for? This is my nephew's house. Are you planning to come up with something else?"
Yun Qi tilted her head, her small face was calm, and she said fiercely: "That's right, it's your ghost's idea that Xiao Qi hits."
"Hey, you, you little doll, you are not very old, why are you so bad!"
Yun Qi had a smug smile on her face, like a wicked little devil. "Yes, who made you so unlucky to meet me."
In the yard, Wu Qian and his wife asked reverently:
"How to suppress?"
"I said it because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to do it. Forget it, just treat me as meddling in my own business." After Yun Qiuce finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave again.
Wu Qian's wife grabbed him, "Don't go, Master Yun, if you have any demands, just say so, we can discuss it. Our family is my decision, and my man's words don't work."
Yun Qiuce stared at Wu Qian's wife, "There is an old saying that when walking at night, ghosts spit or urinate on him, do you know why?"
Wu Qian and his wife stared at Yun Qiuce devoutly, shaking their heads subconsciously, like two dumb geese.
"Because ghosts are afraid of dirty things, like shit and urine, don't look dirty, but they can suppress evil spirits the most. So if you want to block your uncle's bad influence, the best way is to suppress him with shit and urine. "
Wu Qian and his wife looked at each other.
His wife said in a daze: "Then... you will serve him a plate of feces and urine when you worship him?"
She was shocked, as if she was frightened by what she said.
"No, no," Wu Qian shook his head, "That's our ancestral grave, and my great-grandfather is buried next to it, my grandfather, good guy, you have a pot of excrement and urine, and the whole family can share it, so you won't be afraid that your ancestors will come to your door in the middle of the night."
Yun Qiuce snorted contemptuously, and said to Wu Qian's wife: "What's the use of a pot of feces and urine, his uncle is the reincarnation of an evil star, don't underestimate him, the best way is to find him a special grave."
As Yun Qiuce spoke, he pinched out a magic talisman, closed his eyes, and recited the spell decently.
After a while, the talisman flew out and landed in a place.
Wu Qian and his wife followed all the way, dumbfounded for an instant.
"Master, this... this is our village public toilet."
I want to say that this story actually has a prototype, do you believe it?
Asking for votes, the recent data has dropped so much that the monsters are all emo.
(End of this chapter)
At this time, Yin Cha was leading Zhang Xiuying, mother and son on their way. They were in the boundless darkness. If they took a step forward, the road under their feet would be extended by one foot, as if there would never be an end in sight.
At this time, some pale golden halos suddenly appeared above their heads, like flying Kongming lanterns, fluttering and emitting warm light.
Lights up the whole way.
Zhang Xiuying's mother and son turned around in surprise, and Yin Cha also turned around to see this scene.
"The young master burns her merits to illuminate your path of reincarnation, so that your future can be bright and brilliant."
Zhang Xiuying half understood, looked at these circles of light in a daze, and said for a long time: "Little master...is the reincarnation of a god."
Under the light golden light circle, Huangquan Road, Naihe Bridge, and the waterfall of Jiuyou Wangchuan can be vaguely seen ahead.
The incense is burned out.
Gouwa stepped forward obsequiously, "Little God, I know I was wrong, really. But what's the use of knowing at this moment, anyway, I'm already dead, so you just don't remember the villain's mistakes, let me go, let me go!" Shall I go to reincarnate?"
"Not good!" Yun Qi didn't play tricks with him, and rejected him categorically, her voice could be described as very crisp.
"Then why did you leave me here?" Gouwa was a little anxious, "I'm a ghost, staying in the village is not good for everyone, and you can't stay here forever, if something bad happens in the future , you can't blame me."
Hehe, dare to threaten!
Yun Qi waved her hands like an adult, "You will know in a few days."
***
A few days later, the police returned Gouwa's body to Gouwa's nephew.
After all, he is dead, and any punishment means nothing to him.
One day, Yun Qiuce and Yun Qi appeared at Gou Wa's nephew's house again.
Under the sun, Yun Qi's face was flushed red, she clenched her fists, and said to Yun Qiu Ce heavily:
"Uncle, you have to behave well, Xiao Qi is waiting for your good news."
Yun Qiuce grinned all over his face, "Don't worry, don't you know what uncle is capable of? Although he doesn't understand metaphysics, he is still very talented in deceiving people."
With that said, Yun Qiuce walked in swaggeringly.
Gouwa's nephew is named Wu Qian. He was squatting under the eaves and sighing, looking worried about his uncle. When he looked up and saw Yun Qiuce, he said angrily, "Who are you, you went to the wrong door Come on, get out and get out!"
Yun Qiuce looked up calmly, "Tsk tsk, it's a pity, such a good house, such a good feng shui, will definitely produce noble people, it's a pity, it's a pity..."
With that said, he turned his head and was about to leave.
Wu Qian and his wife looked at each other, hurried to catch up, and asked, "Sir, what did you mean just now?"
Yun Qiuce smiled mysteriously, looking like an expert.
"My name is Yun Qiuce. Perhaps you have heard of the Yun family in Haizhou?"
"The Yun family in Haizhou, isn't that a famous family of metaphysics? I heard about it from my sister." Wu Qian's wife said excitedly, "I heard that there are several masters of metaphysics in their family."
Wu Qian's eyes lit up, and he immediately pulled Yun Qiuce and asked: "This gentleman, no, Master Yun, what did you mean just now, our house can produce nobles?"
Yun Qiuce nodded, "Of course, although I can't compare with my ancestors, I have been fascinated by it since I was a child, and looking at Fengshui is a piece of cake for me. I just passed by your door and saw the layout of your courtyard, which is good Fengshui , so I couldn’t help but come over and have a look, I didn’t expect, hey—”
He sighed, looking regretful.
Wu Qian and his wife immediately became nervous, "What's the matter, Master Yun? Didn't you say that my Fengshui is good? Show me, can my child get into a good school next year?"
Yun Qiuce shook his head, with regret on his face, "Although your house is well feng shui, if I guessed correctly, your family has been in bad luck recently, because your relatives have caused trouble."
Wu Qian slapped his thigh straight and was so excited, "Master Yun, you are so accurate. Recently, I was hurt by my uncle. You said he can't stay at home well. If he wants to go out and kill people, he will kill him." Well, you should hide it well, take someone else’s shoes and write a diary, now it’s over, he’s letting go, our family is out of luck.”
Yun Qiuce clenched his fists, resisting the urge to smash that face with his fist, "Actually, it can be seen from your face that you will definitely be prosperous in the future, but your relatives have implicated you, and the wealth and glory you have won Fly again, time is fate!"
"Really?" Wu Qian's wife pushed her man away and squeezed in front of Yun Qiuce, "Master, do you have a solution?"
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid you won't agree."
"You say what you say, as long as we can do it, we will do what you say."
"Your uncle is the reincarnation of a malevolent star, that's why he got into a life lawsuit. Even if he dies, this kind of person will continue to emit evil spirits, affecting future generations, and he has no children. Of course, only your family can be affected. You now The only thing we can do is to block this connection and suppress his evil spirit."
Outside the gate of Wu Qian's house, Gouwa's soul was basking in the sun, feeling uncomfortable all over, and black smoke even rose from his body.
But at this moment, he couldn't care less about these, and couldn't help but ask after hearing the conversation inside:
"What did you bring me here for? This is my nephew's house. Are you planning to come up with something else?"
Yun Qi tilted her head, her small face was calm, and she said fiercely: "That's right, it's your ghost's idea that Xiao Qi hits."
"Hey, you, you little doll, you are not very old, why are you so bad!"
Yun Qi had a smug smile on her face, like a wicked little devil. "Yes, who made you so unlucky to meet me."
In the yard, Wu Qian and his wife asked reverently:
"How to suppress?"
"I said it because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to do it. Forget it, just treat me as meddling in my own business." After Yun Qiuce finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave again.
Wu Qian's wife grabbed him, "Don't go, Master Yun, if you have any demands, just say so, we can discuss it. Our family is my decision, and my man's words don't work."
Yun Qiuce stared at Wu Qian's wife, "There is an old saying that when walking at night, ghosts spit or urinate on him, do you know why?"
Wu Qian and his wife stared at Yun Qiuce devoutly, shaking their heads subconsciously, like two dumb geese.
"Because ghosts are afraid of dirty things, like shit and urine, don't look dirty, but they can suppress evil spirits the most. So if you want to block your uncle's bad influence, the best way is to suppress him with shit and urine. "
Wu Qian and his wife looked at each other.
His wife said in a daze: "Then... you will serve him a plate of feces and urine when you worship him?"
She was shocked, as if she was frightened by what she said.
"No, no," Wu Qian shook his head, "That's our ancestral grave, and my great-grandfather is buried next to it, my grandfather, good guy, you have a pot of excrement and urine, and the whole family can share it, so you won't be afraid that your ancestors will come to your door in the middle of the night."
Yun Qiuce snorted contemptuously, and said to Wu Qian's wife: "What's the use of a pot of feces and urine, his uncle is the reincarnation of an evil star, don't underestimate him, the best way is to find him a special grave."
As Yun Qiuce spoke, he pinched out a magic talisman, closed his eyes, and recited the spell decently.
After a while, the talisman flew out and landed in a place.
Wu Qian and his wife followed all the way, dumbfounded for an instant.
"Master, this... this is our village public toilet."
I want to say that this story actually has a prototype, do you believe it?
Asking for votes, the recent data has dropped so much that the monsters are all emo.
(End of this chapter)
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