Xuanmen's little milk bag is the strongest worker in the underworld

As soon as he stepped out of the elevator, he found a man in his early twenties standing at the door of his house. He was wearing a light blue ancient costume, and he was trying to look into the cat's eyes. .

Yun Qi took a step back subconsciously, held up the bamboo stick with candied haws, pointed the pointed end at the crazy man in front of him, and shouted childishly: "Why, back off! Otherwise, Xiao Qi can use the bamboo stick poke you!"

The man was not angry at all, he took a step back obediently, his face could not hide his excitement: "Are you Little Master Yunqi? My name is Lu Zhao, and I am your loyal fan."

Yun Qiuce hurried away impatiently: "Okay, okay, we Xiao Qi don't need any loyal fans, if you have something to say, just talk about it, if you have nothing to do, you can leave."

Lu Zhao didn't even look at Yun Qiuce, but stared at Yun Qi with scorching eyes, "Little master, I believe in your ability, I can tell at a glance that you have real ability from when you were a child star. I really came here this time to ask for something, and I want to ask you for a way to travel back to ancient times."

Yun Qi was stunned, she had received so many orders and seen all kinds of desires, but this was the first time she had heard of such a weird request.

Yun Qiuce snorted coldly, "This person is crazy, I suggest you go to the hospital to have a look at his brain."

After speaking, he was about to chase away people, but Lu Zhao shouted excitedly:

"Little master, I know there must be some way to travel back to the ancient times, please tell me, otherwise I can only continue to hit the TV."

Yun Qiuce: ...

He simply didn't know what words to describe his mood at the moment.

It turns out that the strange thing about being obsessed with time travel and hitting the TV with your head really exists.

Yun Qiuce wanted to keep chasing people away, but Yun Qi pulled his arm away, her eyes were calm, "Wait a minute, uncle, this person can stay."

Lu Zhao almost jumped up excitedly, "Little master, so you really have a way to let me travel back to ancient times, right?"

"No, I see that your seal is black, your eyes are dim, and there is a vein on the bridge of your nose. There will be bloody disasters in the next few days, so I want to save your life."

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Taking Lu Zhao into the living room to sit down, Yun Qiuce coldly poured him a glass of water and placed it heavily in front of him.

"Here, drink it."

Lu Zhao raised his head and smiled brightly at him, which made his pale and bloodless face a little angry.

"Thank you."

After all, he picked up the water glass in a very simple and elegant posture.

Yun Qiuce has also seen costume dramas, and he knew that this was a deliberate imitation of the ancient way of serving wine glasses.

"I said, can you be more serious, you really think you are a famous disciple in ancient times, what are you pretending to do in front of me?"

"Hey——" Lu Zhaoyu retorted earnestly, "How can you just pretend, this is our long and splendid culture."

"I know it's culture, but you're a modern person who puts on airs, do you think it's romantic and elegant?" Yun Qiuce replied angrily.

There is nothing wrong with worshiping ancient cultures, but he felt that Lu Zhao was a bit obsessed, and in real life he was deliberately posing in a concave position.

"People like you have no connotations, I won't talk to you." Lu Zhao turned his head to look at Yun Qi, "Little master, do you know of any way to travel back to ancient times?"…

Yun Qi was not in a hurry to answer, she blinked her eyes, "Let's tell your story first."

"You should have guessed it from my clothes. I am a lover of ancient styles. I came into contact with ancient style culture five years ago, and then I fell in love with ancient costumes. Except when I have to wear modern clothes in my daily life, most of the time I always wear ancient costumes." Lu Zhao said proudly:
"And I like history. I have read all the history books and learned about each period of history and everything that happened in each dynasty. It can be said that I am a history master. Maybe I am too fascinated by studying history, and I am disappointed and at a loss for reality. Everyone around me said that I was crazy and affected real life, but they didn't understand that I wanted to live in ancient times, I thought I should be an ancient person, not a modern person, I am a soul born in the wrong era."

Yun Qiuce smiled, and took over the conversation, "So you want to travel back to ancient times?"

"Yes! In order to travel back, I read all the time-travel novels. You know that some time-travel novels are full of loopholes, but in order to sum up my experience, I endured and read one after another."

"Why do you read time-traveling novels, to accumulate time-traveling experience?" Yun Qi asked in surprise.

"That's right, the little master is really smart. I want to go back to ancient times, and I have to find a way to time travel. So where is there a way to time travel? Of course it is time travel novels. So every time I read a novel, I imitate a The method of crossing, slipping and falling in the shower, being hit by a car, being struck by lightning... I have used all kinds of methods, but none of them worked at all."

Yun Qi and Yun Qiuce looked at each other in surprise.

What kind of strange thing is sitting in front of them now?
Why have you encountered all kinds of sand sculptures since you took the case? !

"Later, I also met a group of like-minded people. Each of us wanted to travel back to ancient times, so we formed a small group to share experiences and seek a safe and reasonable way to travel."

Yun Qiuce spread his hands helplessly, "I just said that sand sculptures always appear in groups."

Lu Zhao frowned, "You are a shameful person. What is sand sculpture? This is ideal and pursuit. Ordinary people like you will not understand."

Yun Qi, "So you came to me because you want me to help you cross?"

"Yes, we tried all kinds of methods but couldn't successfully time travel. Later, I saw you on the Internet. I knew that you would be able to use mystical techniques to open a time tunnel to help us travel. Of course, I know that traveling through time and space is a secret and a taboo. You will definitely not agree easily, or even deny that you have this ability, but I believe that as long as I am sincere enough, I will be able to impress you."

The corner of Yun Qiuce's mouth twitched, "It's over, this person is really crazy, I think we should call the psychopath."

"Whether the space-time tunnel exists, Xiaoqi can't draw a conclusion. But I can clearly say that it is absolutely impossible to help mortals travel through time and space, so don't have such illusions. But you are dark, someone wants to kill you, you Didn't notice it at all?"

Lu Zhao smiled, "These are not important, as long as I succeed in time travel, then what's the point of that person harming me, anyway, I will disappear from this time and space."

Yun Qiuce scratched his head in distress, "I actually think what he said makes sense."

Yun Qi shook her head, "Don't think about it, I can't help you cross over."

Lu Zhao became anxious all of a sudden, and knelt down on the ground, "Little master, don't reject me so quickly, you put forward conditions, as long as you don't charge money, I will agree to any conditions."

"Ah?" Yun Qiuce laughed angrily, "Why don't you charge money? You want to time travel and still can't bear the money?"

Lu Zhao showed embarrassment, and turned out all the pockets of his jacket and bottom jacket, "I'm really sorry to say, I have no money. I am usually obsessed with history, and I have no intention of learning any skills, let alone looking for a job. In ancient times, he made a great cause, and he was named king and minister, and his name will go down in history."