After Qing Chuan live broadcast, I became popular with food
Chapter 65 What a fart
Chapter 65 What a fart
Emma!
Su Ruotang wiped away the non-existent saliva, milk group thirteen, bear group fourteen, black group eleven, cute group twelve, blink, little sister-in-law is here!
Meaty, chubby, and long hair fluttering again, no, the blood tank is empty!
"Master, this servant just saw Geng Gege go to the main courtyard," Xiao Ningzi continued.
Su Ruotang came back to his senses, and after drinking two bowls of warm milk, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth, "Main courtyard?" Turning to look at Xiao Shanzi, "How was last night?"
Xiao Shanzi lowered his head, looked at Su Ruotang and replied, "There is nothing dirty."
Su Ruotang nodded and thought for a while, "Xiao Shanzi, I told fourth master about your keen sense of smell. If fourth master asks you to come over in the future, you don't have to be afraid. Fourth master promised me that you will always be a member of Taohuayuan from now on. , I'm telling you this time because I'm afraid that you'll panic when Fourth Master calls you away."
Xiao Shanzi was quite flustered at first, he had already regarded this place as his future home, and when he heard that he was going to be called by the fourth master, although he wanted to climb to a higher place, he really didn't have that kind of thought. The rest was overjoyed, "The slave understands, the master doesn't need to worry, the slave knows what to do."
"Ahem..." Yu Tian who came from the door coughed a few times, and Xiao Shanzi immediately stopped talking.
Su Ruotang got up, "I'll go to the house to rest for a while, so can you take a rest, don't accompany me," she still has to go to cultivate immortality!Don't bother her!
As soon as Su Ruotang entered the room, Geng came back and wanted to stop Su Ruotang, but Su Ruotang had already closed the door and returned to the room. Nanny Li looked at Xiao Ningzi and said, "Master is a little tired, Xiao Ningzi, go to the big kitchen to see Is there any snacks for the master, the master hasn't eaten yet."
"Let's go now, little one," Xiao Ningzi smiled and ran out immediately.
Geng took a look at the main courtyard, and went back to his room without saying anything.
inside the house.
Su Ruotang stared at the upper right corner without moving for a long time, rubbed his eyes, and then looked over, the number of people rose to 420 four in one night!
'Xiao Ba, what happened yesterday? 'Su Ruotang wanted to come to the house and take the Qi-Entraining Pill to practice, but he didn't want to find out that the number of people had doubled!
It's still growing like crazy.
System Xiaoba: "The host is big, your fourth master's fart was made into an emoticon package last night, which caused a small sensation. The peak number of people stayed at [-] last night. The live broadcast will start this morning, and it will probably be the same." In this number. '
#Reward task: Increase the popularity of the live broadcast room, and the audience has increased to 2, completed.Reward: Two rolls of toilet paper + one pack of sanitary napkins per month, stored in the storage compartment. #
Su Ruotang's eyes lit up immediately, every month in the future?Su Ruotang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, what are you most afraid of coming here?She was most afraid of not having sanitary napkins and toilet paper. Although she had rewarded toilet paper and sanitary napkins last time, she couldn't manage them for the rest of her life, but this one is good. It is available every month, which is simply beautiful.
However, Su Ruotang smiled softly, her brows and eyes curved, Fourth Master's fart last night was simply amazing!
What a...what a fart!
Su Ruotang's heart: Hahahaha...
At this moment, she has seen the emoji, and she still has a voice, "Hahahaha... Xiaoba, you heard it, a lot of it!" '
Looking up at the barrage, I was also laughing:
[My male god, how can he fart, blogger, please don't make me recall last night! 】
[How can a male god fart, I must have been dreaming last night! 】
[The dream is broken!What a male god, I think that Geng's name is on the tip of my heart! 】
[Old color pi...]
【Puff...Teng Teng...Puff...】
【Ha ha ha ha……】
……
Su Ruotang couldn't stop smiling, it was so funny, but luckily fourth master didn't know about this, otherwise fourth master would really become angry and cut himself alive!
No longer looking at the screen, Su Ruotang took out an Qi Entraining Pill, a Marrow Cleansing Pill, and a Bone Strengthening Pill from the storage compartment, and ate the Bone Strengthening Pill in order. Within half an hour, Su Ruotang only felt full of strength , Others haven’t changed much. The cultivation manual she read said that an ordinary bone-strengthening pill can increase the strength of a hundred catties. Before that, she probably only had a strength of one hundred catties. A strong man has two hundred catties of strength.
Sitting under the bed, Su Ruotang looked at the marrow-washing pill in his palm, took a few deep breaths, if he didn't succeed, he would succeed.
Fight for longevity!
The Xisui Dan melted in his mouth, and Su Ruotang felt a coldness slide down his throat and into his internal organs. It didn't go from the esophagus, but swam all over his body. In an instant, Su Ruotang felt like needles had been pricked all over his body.
It was like the pain when the teeth were cleaned without anesthesia on the eve of the root canal treatment. The pain penetrated into the brain, and the whole body trembled but did not dare to move too much, as if the skin burst all over the body.
pain!
Su Ruotang only had this word in her mind at the moment, but she didn't shout out, she sat cross-legged on the ground, as stable as Mount Tai.
After a stick of incense, Su Ruotang felt as if his whole body was falling apart. Drops of black blood mixed with the stench oozed out from the pores, and slowly infiltrated, staining the whole body black. For her, seconds seem like years.
At this moment, Su Ruotang opened his eyes weakly, looking at the white thing squeezed out from the skin at last, mixed with the black and red vicious booty, the smell was even more disgusting.
It lasted for half an hour, and Su Ruotang stepped into the medicine field space. Fortunately, she bought the medicine field space before, and she asked Xiao Ningzi to bring her several buckets of water just now. Su Ruotang immediately took off her clothes and washed her body until After all the water was used up, Su Ruotang washed it clean, and the clothes were washed out.
Su Ruotang went out of the medicine field space and was in the house, twisted the water out of the clothes and sprinkled them on the ground, then put on the fitting clothes, and opened the door, "Nurse, help me prepare clean clothes, I just sprinkled water on my body, easy Scrub it, and now the clothes are all wet."
Nanny Li didn't suspect him, so she immediately went to find some clothes, and Yu Tian came in to tidy them up, "Master, why are you all wet! Take it off quickly."
After a while of panic, Su Ruotang finally lay on the bed alone again, but Su Ruotang thought that it was almost noon for dinner, so she didn't take the Qi-entraining pill either.
As the evening approached, Geng stepped out of the room and entered the main room, and saw Su Ruotang sitting in the lobby eating snacks, "Sister Su is auspicious, did my sister bother her?"
"Why is Sister Geng coming here? Sister Geng is here. Sister is very welcoming. How can I call it an interruption? This peach cake is delicious. Try it." Su Ruotang ate snacks leisurely, and when she saw Geng coming in, she raised her eyes. Looking at the sky, he was not surprised at all.
Geng Shi entered the room, sat on Su Ruotang's side, raised his hand to pick up a piece of peach cake, put it in his mouth, covered his mouth with his left hand, and took a small bite, "The taste is not bad, sister here is full of good things!"
"You didn't even eat it!" Su Ruotang looked at Geng Shi who just bit it off and didn't chew it, making troubles without giving any face.
(End of this chapter)
Emma!
Su Ruotang wiped away the non-existent saliva, milk group thirteen, bear group fourteen, black group eleven, cute group twelve, blink, little sister-in-law is here!
Meaty, chubby, and long hair fluttering again, no, the blood tank is empty!
"Master, this servant just saw Geng Gege go to the main courtyard," Xiao Ningzi continued.
Su Ruotang came back to his senses, and after drinking two bowls of warm milk, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth, "Main courtyard?" Turning to look at Xiao Shanzi, "How was last night?"
Xiao Shanzi lowered his head, looked at Su Ruotang and replied, "There is nothing dirty."
Su Ruotang nodded and thought for a while, "Xiao Shanzi, I told fourth master about your keen sense of smell. If fourth master asks you to come over in the future, you don't have to be afraid. Fourth master promised me that you will always be a member of Taohuayuan from now on. , I'm telling you this time because I'm afraid that you'll panic when Fourth Master calls you away."
Xiao Shanzi was quite flustered at first, he had already regarded this place as his future home, and when he heard that he was going to be called by the fourth master, although he wanted to climb to a higher place, he really didn't have that kind of thought. The rest was overjoyed, "The slave understands, the master doesn't need to worry, the slave knows what to do."
"Ahem..." Yu Tian who came from the door coughed a few times, and Xiao Shanzi immediately stopped talking.
Su Ruotang got up, "I'll go to the house to rest for a while, so can you take a rest, don't accompany me," she still has to go to cultivate immortality!Don't bother her!
As soon as Su Ruotang entered the room, Geng came back and wanted to stop Su Ruotang, but Su Ruotang had already closed the door and returned to the room. Nanny Li looked at Xiao Ningzi and said, "Master is a little tired, Xiao Ningzi, go to the big kitchen to see Is there any snacks for the master, the master hasn't eaten yet."
"Let's go now, little one," Xiao Ningzi smiled and ran out immediately.
Geng took a look at the main courtyard, and went back to his room without saying anything.
inside the house.
Su Ruotang stared at the upper right corner without moving for a long time, rubbed his eyes, and then looked over, the number of people rose to 420 four in one night!
'Xiao Ba, what happened yesterday? 'Su Ruotang wanted to come to the house and take the Qi-Entraining Pill to practice, but he didn't want to find out that the number of people had doubled!
It's still growing like crazy.
System Xiaoba: "The host is big, your fourth master's fart was made into an emoticon package last night, which caused a small sensation. The peak number of people stayed at [-] last night. The live broadcast will start this morning, and it will probably be the same." In this number. '
#Reward task: Increase the popularity of the live broadcast room, and the audience has increased to 2, completed.Reward: Two rolls of toilet paper + one pack of sanitary napkins per month, stored in the storage compartment. #
Su Ruotang's eyes lit up immediately, every month in the future?Su Ruotang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, what are you most afraid of coming here?She was most afraid of not having sanitary napkins and toilet paper. Although she had rewarded toilet paper and sanitary napkins last time, she couldn't manage them for the rest of her life, but this one is good. It is available every month, which is simply beautiful.
However, Su Ruotang smiled softly, her brows and eyes curved, Fourth Master's fart last night was simply amazing!
What a...what a fart!
Su Ruotang's heart: Hahahaha...
At this moment, she has seen the emoji, and she still has a voice, "Hahahaha... Xiaoba, you heard it, a lot of it!" '
Looking up at the barrage, I was also laughing:
[My male god, how can he fart, blogger, please don't make me recall last night! 】
[How can a male god fart, I must have been dreaming last night! 】
[The dream is broken!What a male god, I think that Geng's name is on the tip of my heart! 】
[Old color pi...]
【Puff...Teng Teng...Puff...】
【Ha ha ha ha……】
……
Su Ruotang couldn't stop smiling, it was so funny, but luckily fourth master didn't know about this, otherwise fourth master would really become angry and cut himself alive!
No longer looking at the screen, Su Ruotang took out an Qi Entraining Pill, a Marrow Cleansing Pill, and a Bone Strengthening Pill from the storage compartment, and ate the Bone Strengthening Pill in order. Within half an hour, Su Ruotang only felt full of strength , Others haven’t changed much. The cultivation manual she read said that an ordinary bone-strengthening pill can increase the strength of a hundred catties. Before that, she probably only had a strength of one hundred catties. A strong man has two hundred catties of strength.
Sitting under the bed, Su Ruotang looked at the marrow-washing pill in his palm, took a few deep breaths, if he didn't succeed, he would succeed.
Fight for longevity!
The Xisui Dan melted in his mouth, and Su Ruotang felt a coldness slide down his throat and into his internal organs. It didn't go from the esophagus, but swam all over his body. In an instant, Su Ruotang felt like needles had been pricked all over his body.
It was like the pain when the teeth were cleaned without anesthesia on the eve of the root canal treatment. The pain penetrated into the brain, and the whole body trembled but did not dare to move too much, as if the skin burst all over the body.
pain!
Su Ruotang only had this word in her mind at the moment, but she didn't shout out, she sat cross-legged on the ground, as stable as Mount Tai.
After a stick of incense, Su Ruotang felt as if his whole body was falling apart. Drops of black blood mixed with the stench oozed out from the pores, and slowly infiltrated, staining the whole body black. For her, seconds seem like years.
At this moment, Su Ruotang opened his eyes weakly, looking at the white thing squeezed out from the skin at last, mixed with the black and red vicious booty, the smell was even more disgusting.
It lasted for half an hour, and Su Ruotang stepped into the medicine field space. Fortunately, she bought the medicine field space before, and she asked Xiao Ningzi to bring her several buckets of water just now. Su Ruotang immediately took off her clothes and washed her body until After all the water was used up, Su Ruotang washed it clean, and the clothes were washed out.
Su Ruotang went out of the medicine field space and was in the house, twisted the water out of the clothes and sprinkled them on the ground, then put on the fitting clothes, and opened the door, "Nurse, help me prepare clean clothes, I just sprinkled water on my body, easy Scrub it, and now the clothes are all wet."
Nanny Li didn't suspect him, so she immediately went to find some clothes, and Yu Tian came in to tidy them up, "Master, why are you all wet! Take it off quickly."
After a while of panic, Su Ruotang finally lay on the bed alone again, but Su Ruotang thought that it was almost noon for dinner, so she didn't take the Qi-entraining pill either.
As the evening approached, Geng stepped out of the room and entered the main room, and saw Su Ruotang sitting in the lobby eating snacks, "Sister Su is auspicious, did my sister bother her?"
"Why is Sister Geng coming here? Sister Geng is here. Sister is very welcoming. How can I call it an interruption? This peach cake is delicious. Try it." Su Ruotang ate snacks leisurely, and when she saw Geng coming in, she raised her eyes. Looking at the sky, he was not surprised at all.
Geng Shi entered the room, sat on Su Ruotang's side, raised his hand to pick up a piece of peach cake, put it in his mouth, covered his mouth with his left hand, and took a small bite, "The taste is not bad, sister here is full of good things!"
"You didn't even eat it!" Su Ruotang looked at Geng Shi who just bit it off and didn't chew it, making troubles without giving any face.
(End of this chapter)
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