The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me
Chapter 119
Chapter 119
Time is the thing that can change people the most, and many students have changed beyond recognition.What is even more disgusting is that students usually go to KTV to continue drinking and singing after dinner, and they leave in the middle of the night. Those who have a strong sense of responsibility and morality will go home directly. Some people who have poor self-discipline, especially those who are unhappy in marriages The lovers in the student days are prone to drinking and having sex, and they hate meeting each other for a night of spring festival.
Some divorced female students with an unbalanced mentality will get crooked when they see a good male student, and they will break up a couple as a couple.There are also some male students who have poor moral sense, and want to take advantage of being a bastard, and will attack female students who drink too much, especially if the female student is the goddess he has been secretly in love with for many years, he will not let it go.The reason why many students divorced was due to the class reunion.
Therefore, Qiao Yaozu disliked participating in class reunions, if there was really a classmate he cared about, he could just contact him in private.
Classmate friendship is not pure?Gu Zhien rolled in her mind and understood: "I asked you to borrow money!" This discovery made her psychologically balanced, look, I am not the only one who was borrowed money!
There are indeed people who borrow money, but this is not the point. What is not happy is the mentality of stepping on the high and stepping on the low.
Gu Zhien's curiosity was like a cat's paw scratching, and his heart itched: "Then did you borrow it?"
Qiao Yaozu saw that she would not give up until she got an answer. After a while of silence, he still answered: "Borrowing selectively. It is not for the poor but for the urgent."
That's it, Gu Zhien broke the casserole and asked: "Then have you paid back the money?"
This is what Qiao Yaozu lamented most about the changes in his classmates. When he was a classmate, he was more loyal and trustworthy. When he borrowed money, he vowed to repay it, but when the repayment time came, he pushed back and forth, saying that he would pay it back twice. The payment was made within a few days, but the reality is that it is far away. In the end, if you change the number, you will be blocked!There are even more rascals, saying that you are so rich, what's wrong with borrowing two brothers' money?I have to pay it back!You are rich and unkind!You don't talk about brotherhood!
It's really an eye-opener. It's a mistake to borrow money from you with good intentions!Fortunately, not every classmate is like this, or they will have a heart attack.
So now Qiao Yaozu either doesn't borrow it, and if he borrows it, he is mentally prepared not to pay it back!Think of it as poverty alleviation.
Gu Zhien strongly demanded: "I am also a poor person! Please help me." Once I was helped, more than one million yuan would not have to be repaid. It is very happy to think about it.
It was a beautiful idea, which caused Qiao Yaozu to transform into a usurer: "If I make an inch, I'll count it as interest!"
dare not.After all, the interest of more than one million yuan is not a lot in one year, and I have no confidence that I can pay it off in one year.Gu Zhien smiled flatteringly: "Grandpa, just now I just talked casually, you treat me as a child with no taboo." Just ask the left ear to go in and the right ear to go out, don't worry about it, don't take it to heart, don't count interest, the poor count Sorry.
It's thirty, and it's still childish! "Please show some face."
"Shameless people are invincible in the world." Gu Zhien said boldly: "I want to conquer the world!"
conquer the world!Ambitious, high aspirations, ideals and pursuits, but: "You should find a son-in-law for your mother first!" I don't believe that the Gu family didn't urge the marriage.
Hearing the son-in-law, the single dog immediately withered: "I told my mother to find a son-in-law for her when I went out today. Where are you taking me?" If there are good men in the place to go, you can consider playing Sap Knock one and go back to tell Ms. Hao, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to enter the house.
Qiao Yaozu is also convinced, isn't he digging his own grave to find this reason?Can't you change it?Don't you leave any way out?It's a werewolf: "Go to Huayao."
I know that in Huxing Mountain Yao nationality township, the birthplace of Wei Yuan, Gu Zhien once deliberately went to chase Miao.Catch the second seedling.
Cultivating Miao is the three traditional festivals of the Huayao people, namely "discussing Nianbai", the first "discussing for conversion" and the second "discussing for conversion", with a total of nine days.It was originally a shame gathering held to commemorate the three historical massacres of the Huayao ancestors.
With the passage of history, these three traditional festivals have evolved into festive festivals for people to go shopping, events and gatherings, young men and women compete in singing and dancing, and talk about love.
During this nine-day festival every year, Huayao people, regardless of men, women, old or young, go out with their families, all dressed in festive costumes, go to the meeting place, or shop to their heart's content, or visit relatives and friends, or sing to each other, or passionately show Huayao's various styles. This mysterious and simple folk custom... Nowadays, people of all ethnic groups from all over the world also go to participate in the fun.
Gu Zhien likes Huayao's five-color clothes the most. The clothes are unique and colorful. The concept is ingenious, the layout is reasonable, the patterns are simple and complicated, and the left and right are symmetrical. The colors are harmonious, the deformation is exaggerated, and it is very decorative.
The flower-picking technique is extremely exquisite. Generally, flower-picking is used on skirts, leg ties, trouser legs, belts, sleeves, mandarin jackets, headscarves, suspenders, aprons, etc.Each piece of cross-stitching is a superb work of art, with a wide range of patterns and patterns, such as flowers and trees, birds and animals, life of characters, ancient legends, novelty, complexity, and grotesque.Huayao girls are all gorgeously dressed, hot and eye-catching. From head to toe, there is a world of flowers and a sea of colors.
The composition of the five-color clothes is novel and romantic, and the frames are simple and rough. Because I like it very much, Gu Zhien even learned it on purpose. It’s a pity that my hands are very disabled, but I just don’t want to admit it. There is no basis to learn, and there is a formula for arithmetic Well, Huayao women don’t need molds, but rely on a pair of sharp eyes and a pair of skillful hands. They can embroider whatever they see and choose what they think of. They fix the position of the pattern according to the size of the roving homemade cloth, and then use various yarns and silk threads to embroider it. , Prick the wool to produce various colorful patterns, do not design, do not make drafts, do not draw pictures, do not stake out, and follow the flying needles according to the belly draft, how do you learn?So I can't learn Gu Zhien, I don't think it's her handicap.
"I've always wanted a Huayao's five-color dress, but unfortunately I couldn't learn it, but I heard that I can order it from them now." This is good, you can get a flower head for a little money, so why not do it: "You Have you ever chased the seedlings?"
If you haven’t been there before, it’s best to make a strategy in advance, otherwise you will violate other people’s taboos, afraid of being beaten, and there is no place to call for grievances, even if you call the police, as long as you don’t kill or maim, it will be nothing in the end. Knead the unique Dieda wine in the township for you, the effect is good, but it can also make you scream like a pig.
Huayao is an ancient tribe that regards "cucumber" as their living being.They have an ancestor's oath "to pass on to future generations forever, and they must eat cucumbers and white melons after the second day of July. If they violate it, their children and grandchildren will not be prosperous."Therefore, if you eat cucumbers and white melons during the first seedling "discussion prayer" from May [-]th to [-]th, the consequences will be too beautiful to imagine.
There are also towering ancient trees in Yao Township that were protected by Huayao people with their lives.For thousands of years, the Huayao people have inherited the tree protection tradition of "cutting down trees rather than people" from generation to generation. The village never leaves the tree, and the tree never leaves the village. The tree is the patron saint of the Huayao people and the ancient village.In particular, some thousand-year-old trees with special significance are valued even more.
There used to be a Shamat who was young and ignorant, climbed up an old tree to take pictures in a charming pose, and even dared to break the branches. The locals reminded him not to listen, and his attitude was arrogant and ruthless: "I will break the branches, if you don't accept it, beat me! "The scream of the beating went straight into the sky, and the birds in the mountain were scared away.
Where there are ancient trees in Yao Township, there are families. Huayao people love and protect trees so much. Legend has it that there are several reasons. From then on, it is impossible to break the ground here, let the grass and trees grow vigorously, and grow into a dense forest of graves, and cast a curse on every plant and tree here: if a hair here is disturbed, the souls underground will be restless, and so will mortals. peaceful.Therefore, the trees in the cemetery forest are not allowed to be felled, and no one dares to cut them down.
The second is Fengshui Shuikou theory. Huayao cottages are generally located in the hinterland of mountains. The place where the mountains in front of the village meet and the water flows out is called Shuikou. The withered prosperity of the ancient trees in Shuikou is a sign of good and bad luck in the village: if the biggest ancient tree in Shuikou withers and dies, the important people in the village may also leave with them.No one dares to touch the ancient trees in the water mouth, so as not to incur the superstitious "Wufang Mountain Evil".Therefore, the Huayao people never let outsiders touch these sacred trees, and they have left behind the dense ancient forests in the hinterland.
In Huayao people's mind, an old tree has a spiritual energy, and it will be hard to touch him again.If someone's baby is born with too big horoscope and doesn't listen to his parents to take care of him, or his life is full of parents, and no one dares to accept his adoptive father, the best way is to send it to Gu Shu, who recognizes Gu Shu as his foster father, Going to worship during the festival can also ward off disasters and solve difficulties, and turn evil into good fortune.Any ancient tree covered with red cloth, with porcelain bowls, small cups and traces of burning incense under it, proves that it has many human sons and grandchildren.
So, if you go to Huayao and you really can’t hold back your urination and want to find a tree to solve it, then you have to be sure. Who are you hitting?Let alone you, are you willing to let someone piss on your own father?
Qiao Yaozu went to catch up with Miao, and even went to a local wedding on purpose.Huayao's marriage customs are grotesque and full of emotion. The matchmakers are all men, there is no "matchmaker", only "matchmaker".Most of the matchmakers who come to the door to propose marriage are well-spoken and respected men, called "matchmakers".
The important symbol of a matchmaker is holding an oil-paper umbrella that cannot be opened.The guests here don't care much about the bride and groom.It is impossible for the groom to just help with the housework, or carry the burden of gifts in the gift-giving line at will, and want to be the C position.
The most surprising thing is that on Huayao's wedding night, the bride is not allowed to enter the bridal chamber, but sits alone on a cold bench in the main room, without eating or drinking, and quietly endures the joyful and noisy night in the village.From marriage proposal to engagement, a series of ancient, grotesque and complicated etiquettes have to be experienced.Among them, the most provocative is the holy and crazy three-step song "Banmenjiu", "Mud" and "Dance" in the wedding custom activities. The atmosphere is warm and rough, and it is a feast for the eyes.
Therefore, if you marry a girl from Huayao, you have to reposition the four joys in life: when there is rain after a long drought, when you meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land;Huayao's bridal chamber festive night, if you are really popular, you will become single again the next day!You can't win the lawsuit, and you can't even try to get the bride price back.
If the bride has a bodhisattva-like compassionate heart, it's okay, it can make you beard and tail, if you meet someone with a hot temper, you won't be wronged if you get beaten!Who made you ignorant and disrespectful of local customs.And in the future, I have to hide from my brother-in-law and brother-in-law, otherwise I will beat him once I see him.
Listening to Qiao Yaozu's talk about Huayao's unique marriage customs, Gu Zhi'en laughed while listening: "I've seen you for a long time, you are so clear, why do you want to marry a Huayao girl as a wife?"
Nonsense again!Qiao Yaozu gave him a sharp look, and gritted his teeth: "Shut up!" A dog's mouth can never spit out ivory!
Gu Zhien is not afraid of death: "I don't mind carrying a Huayao man back, so that the five-color clothes will be available, and Huayao's mother-in-law and sister-in-law can do it."
It's really promising, just marry a man just for a piece of clothing!Qiao Yaozu's face began to freeze again: "Do you know why our mother-in-law Yu can live a long life?"
"Why?" Is there an ancient secret recipe for health preservation?From the mysterious court?
There is something in Qiao Yaozu's words: "Because she talks less!"
Come on, the creditor has the right to speak, shut up and shut up, Gu Zhien put the blanket on his body: "I'm sleepy, I'll sleep." Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't have the strength to climb the mountain later.
Qiao Yaozu sighed silently, and worked hard as a driver.
When Gu Zhien woke up, he found that he was still circling on the mountain road.The eighteenth bend of the mountain road is a real bend, and the danger is high!Everyone knows that the road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky. The reason why it is difficult is the mountain.The mountain roads of Huayao are like the roads of Shu, the yellow cranes cannot fly, and the apes want to escape their sorrows and climb for help.What a pan of green mud, a hundred steps and ten folds of lingering rocks.
Rugged, twists and turns, the mountain road is three feet three feet away from the sky, how difficult it is to walk, the old man carries his granddaughter on his back, his heart is not a stone, so he can stay or lose it for a while... The mountain road is too difficult.
Fortunately, science and technology are developing rapidly now, and there are cars. Fortunately, the national policy is good, and the roads have been repaired. Although the roads are a bit narrow, they will collapse when meeting cars, especially female drivers, but at least there are roads, otherwise If you want to get out of the mountains, you have to walk with a broken leg.
But not all places are open to traffic, so Qiao Yaozu parked the car, and the two started climbing the mountain with their backpacks on their backs.The mountain road is like a narrow path, with thousands of ravines underneath, jagged rocks next to it, and echoes from the empty valley.
Gu Zhien felt that idleness was idleness, so he put his hands around his mouth and let go of his voice and yelled: "Ah...", which caused countless echoes from all directions.
Seeing Qiao Yaozu rolling his eyes, Gu Zhien was unconvinced: "What's wrong with you, Huang Shiren, you can't even call twice?" Instead of calling, he called: "Honey, please kiss me, please hug me, please hold me high. "
There was a storm forming in Qiao Yaozu's eyes: "Which husband do you want?"
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !He didn't give up and let people live, but he couldn't get angry. After running a long way in one breath, he shouted: "Brother Jiang, I love you."
Well, happy.
However, the reason for being happy is because pain and happiness complement each other. Qiao Yaozu's face is quite calm, but his voice is so dark that water drips out: "Tell me, is this deep mountain and old forest the best place to throw corpses?" Bai Daozi entered The red knife is unnoticed, and the bones can be returned to dust, and the case can't be solved!Can only be a lonely ghost.
Gu Zhi'en looked around, he saw that there were many mountains and mountains, winding and undulating, with no human habitation, it was indeed the first choice for throwing corpses, and he dared not be presumptuous anymore, who would want to die if he could live.Isn't the day full of children and grandchildren fragrant?
After climbing for more than half an hour, I finally saw someone.And isn't that family a bit too prosperous?There is still a long line to enter the house!How many generations is this?Gu Zhien, who had little experience, was really curious. When he got closer to have a look, he found that all the young people in line were young.
Seeing Qiao Yaozu, one of them, a talkative and familiar young man, handed cigarettes first, and then chatted: "Are you also here for a blind date? It's too late, I guess we won't be able to line up today!"
My mother, what did you hear?It's actually a blind date!Gu Zhien deliberately counted, 28 are outside the house, and he does not know how many are in the house.
Qiao Yaozu was speechless about this unexpected new thing: "..."! ! !
Gu Zhien became interested when encountering such a rare strange event, and asked in a low voice: "Is this girl as beautiful as a fairy?" The plane tree can attract the real phoenix. Dates can be so marketable!
"I don't know. I've been queuing for several hours and I haven't seen anyone yet. But I saw her mother just now. She's a nice old lady. Her daughter, Xiao's mother, shouldn't be much worse."
Boy, are you a little too ignorant?What if the daughter Xiao father?
Gu Zhien couldn't hold back his curiosity. After coughing, he deliberately went to an empty corner and took off his double black down jacket, and turned it over into a pink girlish color. He didn't look like a tomboy anymore. , and swaggered across the line to knock on the door: "Ma'am, passing by Guibao Land, can I ask for some water?"
Seeing that it was a girl, the aunt let go of her defenses and welcomed the person in: "Okay, come in." In fact, I don't blame people for being defensive. Think about it, if your daughter is on a blind date, a little fairy suddenly comes and smashes the scene, and it's a mess. Who wants to fetch water from a bamboo basket in vain!
Finally he knocked on the door and saw someone as he wished, Gu Zhien stared wide-eyed, isn't this the cheated little girl I met at the port?She even called her auntie!Gu Zhi'en was deeply worried about this auntie call, and he still hasn't completely let go of it until now.
The little girl obviously recognized Gu Zhien, but she was very calm, without changing her face, without giving any more eyes, and continued the blind date.
Gu Zhien was also savvy, and went out after drinking the water as a thank you.I thought it was pitiful to see her being cheated by a scumbag and a series of scammers, and even spent a small ten thousand to buy her duty-free goods. , It's so sad.The poor man is himself!Don't feel sorry for others.
Seeing that Gu Zhien's expression was not right after he went to beg for a bowl of water, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"
What else can I do? After being stimulated and shocked, Gu Zhien looked up to the sky and sighed: "You said that you are born the same as human beings, why is there such a big difference? I am a poor little pity because I still feel sorry for her."
Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !
The little pity begged for love online, Qiao Yaozu thought about it, and sent a 666 red envelope.
Gu Zhien was overjoyed, with a smile on his face, his eyebrows dancing brightly: "Master! You are so kind, I love you."
What a real love!What I love is the uncle, what I love is the ability of the uncle.
Gu Zhien was beaming, and waved his hand grandly: "It's not important, you don't need to distinguish it so clearly, the ability to make money is also the ability of the uncle."
It makes sense. What's going on? !Qiao Yaozu felt that Gu Zhien would lead him into the ditch sooner or later, so he calmed down and said, "Actually, it's understandable to queue up for a blind date. Did you notice that the men in the queue just now wore clothes? Most of them are Huayao's unique costumes. That means they are basically Huayao people. You see, we drove for three hours into the mountain, and walked for an hour on the mountain road, which shows the remoteness of this place, and now the ratio of men to women is out of balance. There are more girls, boys, monks, porridge, wolves, and meat. In ordinary villages, there are still bachelors who can’t marry wives. What’s more, in this mountain, the younger generation of girls are now educated and have a broad horizon. The outside world is colorful and charming. Who wants to stay in the mountains after getting married?"
"Don't say that the outside world is indeed more colorful and interesting, just talk about education, what good school can there be in this mountain? Not for your own enjoyment, but for the next generation to receive better education and have a better future and development. You also have to find ways to get out of the mountains. Water flows to low places, and people go to high places. It is human instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Moreover, men in the mountains are relatively poor in all aspects, and it is even more difficult to get married. Difficult. After all, someone is willing to marry in the mountains, and the woman’s conditions are good in all aspects, so it’s not uncommon for people to wait in long lines.”
Listening to Jun's words, it's better than reading for ten years, Gu Zhien immediately realized it, only short of becoming a fairy, whimsical: "My mother said that I am (winner) the leftover is the king, then I will come here and put up a blind date Let her see my wide market, the queue is so long, she can choose whichever she likes! Whatever she wants."
Qiao Yaozu really couldn't hold back, and hit Gu Zhien's head hard.Being chased by her mother all the time is as unfair as a mouse crossing the street!It's all because of her anger that Mr. Hao is still alive today.
Being beaten was so painful, Gu Zhien held his head and asked with tears in his eyes: "Master, are you tired of the slave family? Is the slave family no longer your darling? Such a cruel heart, thanks to the slavery's lust All flowers contain smoke, and the moon is full of lust and sorrow.”
After the pretentious accusation, Gu Zhien shook his head and thought: "Lin Hua withered the spring red, too hastily. But the cold rain comes in the morning, and the wind comes in the evening. Rouge tears, stay drunk, when will it be heavy. Naturally, people grow hate, water grows East."
The uncle took a deep breath, and then held back his imminent hand and didn't hit anyone, he was a monster every day!Need a beating: "Shut up."
Gu Zhien raised his sleeves to cover his face, and turned into a boudoir and resentful woman: "If life is just like the first time I saw it, what is the autumn wind and the sad fan. Waiting for leisure to change the old man's heart, but the old man's heart is easy to change. Lishan language is Qingxiao Half, tears, rain, and zero bells will never complain. How about Bo Xing Jin Yilang, who will make a wish that day."
All the unscrupulous people came out, Qiao Yaozu's angry face distorted almost into a raging lion: "What do you want to stop?"
Gu Zhien was more reserved than ever before, he hesitated to speak, and just called: "Master..."
The uncle is super possessive, and he actually got into her mind. I understand, he wants to make money every day, so that the uncle spends money like water.Sighing, in order to be quiet, he is willing to spend money to silence the sound.
Earning another dowry, Gu Zhienle beamed with joy.Sure enough, as long as you think fast, there will be gold everywhere, and you can get it at your fingertips.
It's hard to see the triumphant look, Qiao Yaozu turned his head to look at the strange mountains and rocks, and the towering ancient trees.Wash your eyes.
After a lot of hard work, I finally arrived at the old artist's home, but unfortunately he was not at home, and I went to the funeral as a "bamei" to see him off.The funerals in Yao Township are also unique and unique. Parents are rarely buried together. I am afraid that the two elders will only care about Qingqing and me in the underworld, talking and laughing, loving and loving, and miss caring for the living descendants.
The so-called Bamei is the wizard of Yaoshan Mountain. There are people who are old in the village. Regardless of their family background, rich or poor, their funerals are simple, warm and grand.After bathing and putting on the shroud for the deceased old man and putting them in the coffin, the family members have to invite a powerful Bamei to come and deliver the hair, which must be performed in a corner of the deceased's room.
Bamei's ritual is to use the magic power of the ancestors and gods to search for the scattered souls of the dead.After you find it, you should attach it to your body and bring it back, and persuade it not to wander outside, but to return as soon as possible.From time to time, he imitates the tone of the deceased, telling his relatives about his life, and blessing future generations.
On the way to the funeral, they are very concerned about having children "crying for mourning". As the saying goes, "After a son is born to pick him up, a daughter will hit the coffin."During the burial, the neighbors burn paper money and firecrackers in the tomb. The relatives will take off the white filial cloth on the head and throw it on the coffin three times to say goodbye, and then put the white cloth on the head.When the coffin falls into the hole, the relatives bow down affectionately together, and then they have to go back by the same way.In this way, the deceased will be considered "to be buried in peace".
It's safe to go to the ground, and the Bamei matter is over.So it was just not the right time.
Gu Zhien took out the broken pot, and asked Qiao Yaozu suspiciously: "Didn't you say you are a veteran craftsman?"
Since he is an old craftsman, how can he send Bamei away?Isn't this cross-professional step too big?
Qiao Yaozu's rebuttal was well-founded: "Your brother is still a university professor, but that doesn't prevent him from being able to blacksmith!"
What a powerful rebuttal!Gu Zhien was speechless.The main reason is that the two brothers and sisters were twins, and they were born prematurely. They were born in more than seven months. At that time, the medical conditions were not as developed as they are now, and they could still live in a baby box. At that time, they really survived by luck. .God blesses the two brothers and sisters to survive, so that now 30 years have passed, the old people in the village will still sigh when they see the two brothers and sisters. It's gone, I didn't expect it to grow so big.
But it’s not easy growing up. When I was a child, I went to the hospital every three days. One fell ill, and the other fell down immediately. Ms. Hao went straight to the hospital after work and didn’t go home. I went to fill the bottomless pit of the hospital.
After eating countless nutritional supplements, the two siblings are still weak and small like refugees, they will fall down when the wind blows, and any strong wind can send them to the hospital for ten and a half months. I went to the fortune teller in the village, and got advice from an expert: "Go forging iron." It is said that the blacksmith in the town is the hardest, able to suppress all kinds of ghosts, monsters, ghosts, monsters, and ghosts, and iron can be refined into steel, that's good.
The grandma got a high-level speech, and even Ms. Hao didn't know it, so she went to worship the teacher with her good grandson.Guduofu began his 6-year blacksmithing career.He didn't stop until he went to the capital to go to college when he was more than 9 years old. Another reason is that the blacksmith is getting old and his health is not as good as before, so he stopped blacksmithing.After 6 years of tempering, Gu Duofu's health has indeed improved a lot.
So don't look at Gu Duofu looking thin now, but he really has a lot of strength. 6 years of iron is not for nothing.Starting from a small iron hammer like knocking a wooden fish, the iron hammer became bigger and heavier.Blacksmithing is hard work, and it is easy to get burned. Ms. Hao shed tears when she saw the hot blisters on her son's body.
Later, Gu Duofu stopped blacksmithing, but every time he came back, whenever he was free, he would go to the master’s blacksmith’s shop for a day or two. Instead of blacksmithing, he would make jewelry. I remember that Ms. Hao received the first silver bracelet made by her son. At that time, I cried happily.
Because of this, Gu Duofu has a specialty that has nothing to do with the status of a professor: blacksmithing.Still professional.
I didn't expect to be affected by my younger brother's specialty, and I was so stunned that I couldn't speak, Gu Zhien was very angry.
The aunt is warm and kind: "The head of the house will be busy today and will come back later, otherwise, you can come back tomorrow."
Gu Zhien is so unwilling, it's like climbing Mount Tai to watch the sunrise, exhausted and exhausted, finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and it's raining...how should I choose?Did you go down the mountain with tears in your eyes after not watching it, or come back tomorrow and climb again?
The basin still needs to be replenished, and I don’t want to climb the mountain again. I’m going to die today, and I’m exhausted, so Gu Zhien asked, “Ma’am, is there a place to stay near here?”
"If you don't mind, you can stay at my house." The aunt said first: "But you have to charge money. My house has a high prestige in the village, and many people often come here to stay here. Don't worry, everything is clean and hygienic, including Accommodation and food included, all authentic local delicacies.”
After finding a place to live, Gu Zhien looked at Qiao Yaozu and asked him to make up his mind: "Master, do you want to live?"
How can you bark in front of people!Qiao Yaozu gave him a warning look: "Shut up."
Sure enough, the aunt was very puzzled: "This is your uncle, I thought it was a brother or sister or a partner. The seniority is really high." While talking, she went to check in: "There are two rooms, one is a single room with double beds, and the other is a room with two beds. It's a suite, which one do you want? The suite is the best room here, with a better view and more comfortable living, and the price is correspondingly higher."
In fact, it is not too expensive, 780 yuan for one night, with three meals included.Compared with the outside, this is really a very conscientious price, and the place to live in is very unique, it is Yao's house on stilts.The unique wooden buildings live in the mountains, and there are few flat lands for building houses in mountainous areas, so we choose places with relatively gentle slopes, half of the land is flat, and the other half is supported by fir pillars of different lengths according to the mountain situation. , set up wooden planks, and combine with the excavated roof to form a flat whole, and then build a house on this whole.Ingenuity is due to borrowing, and the essence is appropriate. According to the practicality and environmental characteristics, the architectural character is strengthened, and the site is freely selected with convenient firewood and water and beautiful scenery. Dozens of fir trees are used as the foundation to build a thousand-foot-to-ground building. wooden building.
The whole wooden building uses Chinese fir as pillars, beams, walls, doors and windows, and floors, and fir bark as the roof. The pillars are chiseled with big Chinese fir, and the pillars are connected together with fir trees of different sizes, which are very strong even without an iron nail.There are hanging buildings around the house, and the corners of the eaves of the buildings are turned upwards like spreading their wings.The four walls of the house are grooved and paved with fir boards, and the inside and outside are painted with tung oil so that they are clean and bright.
Either the golden rooster is independent of the ridge, or it is connected to a village in front of the slope, or it is surrounded by mountains and water, or it is hidden and strange, with various poses and different forms, free layout, romantic sentiment, and more importantly, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, not dry or damp, and the air is fresh. , built near the mountains and rivers, where people and nature live in harmony, between the blue sky and clear water, surrounded by mountains, it is as quiet as a virgin, and it is as beautiful as a fairyland.Hidden among ancient trees and green bamboos, it looks like landscape paintings.There is a great artistic conception of "the mountains are deep and people don't realize it, and the whole village lives in the painting".
Gu Zhien stood on the third floor corridor and looked at the railing, and took a deep breath: "This is a unique homestay, I like it. It's really high quality and low price." The three-story building, except that the roof is covered with tiles , All the top and bottom are made of fir.The ground floor is inhabited by people, and is used to raise poultry, place agricultural tools and heavy objects.
The second floor is the place for eating and living. There are bedrooms inside, and outsiders are generally not allowed to enter.Outside the bedroom is the main room, where there is a firepit, and eating around the firepit is spacious and convenient.There are windows, bright, well-lit and well-ventilated. Most people do manual work and rest here, and it is also a place to receive guests.
On the other side of the main room is a wide corridor connected to it. There are half-person-high railings on the outside of the corridor, and a large row of benches inside. They often live here to rest, and mothers also dress up their daughters here during festivals.The third floor is ventilated and dry, and is very spacious. In addition to being used as the living room, a small room is also separated for grain storage and storage.
The aunt is now making a living in a homestay, and she keeps everything very clean. She is a diligent person and very enthusiastic: "Girl, you are hungry, come down to eat."
I'm really hungry, it's already past lunch time, and I ate some messy dry food on the way, so I don't feel full at all.As soon as he heard that there was food to eat, Gu Zhien didn't even want to go up the stairs, wishing he could jump down from the third floor.However, I was worried about adding business to the old 'Bamei' and tiring others, so I still walked down the stairs honestly, at a very fast speed, one step at a time.
Qiao Yaozu, who was watching, frowned: "Walk well! If you lose your teeth and talk, you will leak air! You are the one to cry."
Fortunately, Gu Zhien's character exploded. Although he almost fell when jumping the last three steps, he stabilized without any danger. He turned his head and scolded the crow's mouth: "You have no good words!"
Was scolded back by Qiao Yaozu: "You think you are Zhu Bajie's senior brother?!"
What's the meaning?Gu Zhien's reaction was slow, and it took a while to realize that he was scolded as a 'monkey', and he was so angry that he wanted to commit another day!
The aunt laughed: "I'm not afraid if I fall, our family has ancestral Dieda wine, and the effect is very good."
Gu Zhien was so excited when he heard this, his eyes rolled around, and he really wanted to ask the aunt if she had "Strengthening Yang Wine".Now while the daily sales of online stores are increasing steadily, there are still people who are asking for new business, 'time is short, and money is needed for medicine'.So, I really want to expand my business!Glancing at Qiao Yaozu, who was an upright and gentlemanly man, he was afraid that he would make a bad face, so he refrained from asking him face to face.However, it has been planned long ago, and I will ask secretly after dinner.Maybe there will be surprises.
Going to the main room, Gu Zhien came to a sudden stop. In fact, there was a person sitting in the room, even more atavistic than Brother Xili, with messy hair, long beard, and black clothes that seemed to have never been washed in his life. It looks like him, hairstyle, beard, clothes, one-to-one copy, very scary.
Gu Zhien was afraid that if he was mentally ill, if he violently hurt others, his death would be in vain. You must know that mental illness does not pay for killing, so he immediately stopped in his tracks.
The people in the room also sensed someone coming in, and when they looked up and saw Gu Zhien, their eyes glowed green, like a wolf snatching food, their eyes were amazingly bright.
Gu Zhien was so frightened that his heart beat so fast, he turned around and ran out. He rushed into Qiao Yaozu's arms like a leopard without looking at the road. You have to fall down.
Seeing Gu Zhien's pale face and frightened eyes, Qiao Yaozu became anxious: "What's wrong?" It was like seeing a ghost, it was still a ghost.
Gu Zhien was too scared to speak, but Zheng Qingtian from the room came out to explain the confusion: "Azu? It's really you! I can see you here. Hahahaha, I am very happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land."
Seeing the unrestrained and savage roommate in the dormitory, Qiao Yaozu realized that he was frightened. He patted Gu Zhien's back and softly comforted him: "Don't be afraid, he is my roommate."
Zheng Qingtian also came to his senses, touched his hair that hadn't been washed for a while, and smiled naively: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it, I forgot it for a while." After all, I didn't know it was the last time I looked in the mirror. It was a few months ago.
When he heard that he was a top student who graduated from Tsinghua University, Gu Zhien's fear receded like a tide. Just now he thought he was so sloppy, like a psychopath, but now he thinks he is a master, and he does great things without trivial matters!There are thousands of stars in the eyes so you can worship, isn't it too double standard?No way, high IQ is their confidence.
Qiao Yaozu was speechless when he looked at his roommate, who was extremely scribbled in appearance: "If you know your appearance, you learned civil engineering, but if you don't, you may think you are a master of Fengshui! Our village head has three grandchildren, all of whom look younger than you! Civil engineering Tumu, you entered the state too early."
Zheng Qingtian also regretted it at the beginning, and after a long sigh, he took off the compass on the table to make room for a larger space: "I regret it too, I chose the wrong major. You still have a forward-looking vision and know that the civil engineering major is deceitful. The whole time you were in college They are all monks, and finally entered the society to work, and there is still no female mosquito around. To tell you the truth, now I see a dog and feel pretty, graceful, and even male and female are not important. Sit, sit, I'm so happy to see you."
Qiao Yaozu sat down after wiping the long wooden stool again with a paper towel: "Why are you here? Chinese New Year is coming soon, won't you go home to celebrate the New Year?"
"Have you seen my compass? I came here to conduct geological surveys. The government here spends huge sums of money on the overall development and packaging of Huayao with high standards. It wants to create a tourist attraction that combines natural landscapes and Huayao culture. It needs people to come to the geological survey. , plus I am very interested in the stilted buildings here, and I know it is your hometown, so I took this job. I have stayed for more than three months and become a savage. Come, brother and sister, eat vegetables, the food here Very distinctive and tastes good.”
Huayao wine, rice in bamboo tubes, fried golden hachong.This insect is the pupa of the longhorn beetle, which hibernates in wood in winter, mostly in white pine.At present, a catty of ha worms in the market costs more than 300 yuan, and the supply is often in short supply. Out of stock is the norm.
There are about [-] or [-] "Ha worms" in a catty.The nutritional value is top-notch, rich in protein, calcium, phosphorus, iron and other trace elements, low in fat, not only delicious, but also has the effect of nourishing yin and liver, and has a considerable effect on night sweats due to yin deficiency, insomnia and children's "begging teeth". improvement effect.It can be eaten as long as it is cooked or fried.However, the premise is to pass the psychological level.
Gu Zhien couldn't make it through, and Qiao Yaozu couldn't make it through either. The two of them thought of the half worm in the corn at the same time, and their faces immediately became ugly.
Zheng Qingtian, a man of science and engineering, is still strong on Amway: "It's just that the appearance is a bit ugly, but it's actually delicious. When I first came here, I didn't dare to eat it. Then I closed my eyes and threw one into my mouth. Oh, I'll go, it's a rare delicacy in the world It’s so delicious. After eating it once, I want to eat it again, and I can’t stop eating it. Eat it, I ordered it specially. It’s rare, it’s not always available, it depends on luck and character.”
Qiao Yaozu took a sip of Huayao wine and suppressed his nausea before saying: "If you like you, eat more, we are not used to it."
Good things can't be shared with good brothers, Zheng Qingtian expressed regret: "Okay, you get used to it first. Then eat this pig blood balls and firewood bacon, the taste is also unique." Entertain good roommates, and start working hard to solve life's major issues, He showed a very shy smile to Gu Zhien: "Sisters and sisters, please introduce me, I don't pick, living or female, as long as you are unmarried."
Gu Zhien was eating rice in a bamboo tube. It was very fragrant. In order to explain to his mother, Mao recommended himself: "I'm unmarried, do you think it's okay?"
Hearing this, Zheng Qingtian was almost choked to death by Huayao wine!What was even more frightening was Qiao Yaozu's gaze, he was so worried about being destroyed humanely by him.You must know that when this guy is not a human being, he is really worse than a beast, and his methods are horrific. He can make you survive but not die.
Qiao Yaozu's face was covered with a thick layer of ice, thick enough to host the Winter Olympics: "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly, say it again!"
The voice was gloomy and chilly, and Gu Zhien's IQ was rarely online after running away from home for many years. He saw that his life was in danger, and immediately brought a glass of Huayao wine to Qiao Yaozu with both hands very respectfully: "I said drink, drink .”
Seeing the dog's ingratiating smile, Qiao Yaozu took the wine and drank it down. After giving him a very stern and fierce look, he turned around and "exchanged heartfelt feelings" with Zheng Qingtian. Of course, this was the position given by Gu Zhien.
(End of this chapter)
Time is the thing that can change people the most, and many students have changed beyond recognition.What is even more disgusting is that students usually go to KTV to continue drinking and singing after dinner, and they leave in the middle of the night. Those who have a strong sense of responsibility and morality will go home directly. Some people who have poor self-discipline, especially those who are unhappy in marriages The lovers in the student days are prone to drinking and having sex, and they hate meeting each other for a night of spring festival.
Some divorced female students with an unbalanced mentality will get crooked when they see a good male student, and they will break up a couple as a couple.There are also some male students who have poor moral sense, and want to take advantage of being a bastard, and will attack female students who drink too much, especially if the female student is the goddess he has been secretly in love with for many years, he will not let it go.The reason why many students divorced was due to the class reunion.
Therefore, Qiao Yaozu disliked participating in class reunions, if there was really a classmate he cared about, he could just contact him in private.
Classmate friendship is not pure?Gu Zhien rolled in her mind and understood: "I asked you to borrow money!" This discovery made her psychologically balanced, look, I am not the only one who was borrowed money!
There are indeed people who borrow money, but this is not the point. What is not happy is the mentality of stepping on the high and stepping on the low.
Gu Zhien's curiosity was like a cat's paw scratching, and his heart itched: "Then did you borrow it?"
Qiao Yaozu saw that she would not give up until she got an answer. After a while of silence, he still answered: "Borrowing selectively. It is not for the poor but for the urgent."
That's it, Gu Zhien broke the casserole and asked: "Then have you paid back the money?"
This is what Qiao Yaozu lamented most about the changes in his classmates. When he was a classmate, he was more loyal and trustworthy. When he borrowed money, he vowed to repay it, but when the repayment time came, he pushed back and forth, saying that he would pay it back twice. The payment was made within a few days, but the reality is that it is far away. In the end, if you change the number, you will be blocked!There are even more rascals, saying that you are so rich, what's wrong with borrowing two brothers' money?I have to pay it back!You are rich and unkind!You don't talk about brotherhood!
It's really an eye-opener. It's a mistake to borrow money from you with good intentions!Fortunately, not every classmate is like this, or they will have a heart attack.
So now Qiao Yaozu either doesn't borrow it, and if he borrows it, he is mentally prepared not to pay it back!Think of it as poverty alleviation.
Gu Zhien strongly demanded: "I am also a poor person! Please help me." Once I was helped, more than one million yuan would not have to be repaid. It is very happy to think about it.
It was a beautiful idea, which caused Qiao Yaozu to transform into a usurer: "If I make an inch, I'll count it as interest!"
dare not.After all, the interest of more than one million yuan is not a lot in one year, and I have no confidence that I can pay it off in one year.Gu Zhien smiled flatteringly: "Grandpa, just now I just talked casually, you treat me as a child with no taboo." Just ask the left ear to go in and the right ear to go out, don't worry about it, don't take it to heart, don't count interest, the poor count Sorry.
It's thirty, and it's still childish! "Please show some face."
"Shameless people are invincible in the world." Gu Zhien said boldly: "I want to conquer the world!"
conquer the world!Ambitious, high aspirations, ideals and pursuits, but: "You should find a son-in-law for your mother first!" I don't believe that the Gu family didn't urge the marriage.
Hearing the son-in-law, the single dog immediately withered: "I told my mother to find a son-in-law for her when I went out today. Where are you taking me?" If there are good men in the place to go, you can consider playing Sap Knock one and go back to tell Ms. Hao, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to enter the house.
Qiao Yaozu is also convinced, isn't he digging his own grave to find this reason?Can't you change it?Don't you leave any way out?It's a werewolf: "Go to Huayao."
I know that in Huxing Mountain Yao nationality township, the birthplace of Wei Yuan, Gu Zhien once deliberately went to chase Miao.Catch the second seedling.
Cultivating Miao is the three traditional festivals of the Huayao people, namely "discussing Nianbai", the first "discussing for conversion" and the second "discussing for conversion", with a total of nine days.It was originally a shame gathering held to commemorate the three historical massacres of the Huayao ancestors.
With the passage of history, these three traditional festivals have evolved into festive festivals for people to go shopping, events and gatherings, young men and women compete in singing and dancing, and talk about love.
During this nine-day festival every year, Huayao people, regardless of men, women, old or young, go out with their families, all dressed in festive costumes, go to the meeting place, or shop to their heart's content, or visit relatives and friends, or sing to each other, or passionately show Huayao's various styles. This mysterious and simple folk custom... Nowadays, people of all ethnic groups from all over the world also go to participate in the fun.
Gu Zhien likes Huayao's five-color clothes the most. The clothes are unique and colorful. The concept is ingenious, the layout is reasonable, the patterns are simple and complicated, and the left and right are symmetrical. The colors are harmonious, the deformation is exaggerated, and it is very decorative.
The flower-picking technique is extremely exquisite. Generally, flower-picking is used on skirts, leg ties, trouser legs, belts, sleeves, mandarin jackets, headscarves, suspenders, aprons, etc.Each piece of cross-stitching is a superb work of art, with a wide range of patterns and patterns, such as flowers and trees, birds and animals, life of characters, ancient legends, novelty, complexity, and grotesque.Huayao girls are all gorgeously dressed, hot and eye-catching. From head to toe, there is a world of flowers and a sea of colors.
The composition of the five-color clothes is novel and romantic, and the frames are simple and rough. Because I like it very much, Gu Zhien even learned it on purpose. It’s a pity that my hands are very disabled, but I just don’t want to admit it. There is no basis to learn, and there is a formula for arithmetic Well, Huayao women don’t need molds, but rely on a pair of sharp eyes and a pair of skillful hands. They can embroider whatever they see and choose what they think of. They fix the position of the pattern according to the size of the roving homemade cloth, and then use various yarns and silk threads to embroider it. , Prick the wool to produce various colorful patterns, do not design, do not make drafts, do not draw pictures, do not stake out, and follow the flying needles according to the belly draft, how do you learn?So I can't learn Gu Zhien, I don't think it's her handicap.
"I've always wanted a Huayao's five-color dress, but unfortunately I couldn't learn it, but I heard that I can order it from them now." This is good, you can get a flower head for a little money, so why not do it: "You Have you ever chased the seedlings?"
If you haven’t been there before, it’s best to make a strategy in advance, otherwise you will violate other people’s taboos, afraid of being beaten, and there is no place to call for grievances, even if you call the police, as long as you don’t kill or maim, it will be nothing in the end. Knead the unique Dieda wine in the township for you, the effect is good, but it can also make you scream like a pig.
Huayao is an ancient tribe that regards "cucumber" as their living being.They have an ancestor's oath "to pass on to future generations forever, and they must eat cucumbers and white melons after the second day of July. If they violate it, their children and grandchildren will not be prosperous."Therefore, if you eat cucumbers and white melons during the first seedling "discussion prayer" from May [-]th to [-]th, the consequences will be too beautiful to imagine.
There are also towering ancient trees in Yao Township that were protected by Huayao people with their lives.For thousands of years, the Huayao people have inherited the tree protection tradition of "cutting down trees rather than people" from generation to generation. The village never leaves the tree, and the tree never leaves the village. The tree is the patron saint of the Huayao people and the ancient village.In particular, some thousand-year-old trees with special significance are valued even more.
There used to be a Shamat who was young and ignorant, climbed up an old tree to take pictures in a charming pose, and even dared to break the branches. The locals reminded him not to listen, and his attitude was arrogant and ruthless: "I will break the branches, if you don't accept it, beat me! "The scream of the beating went straight into the sky, and the birds in the mountain were scared away.
Where there are ancient trees in Yao Township, there are families. Huayao people love and protect trees so much. Legend has it that there are several reasons. From then on, it is impossible to break the ground here, let the grass and trees grow vigorously, and grow into a dense forest of graves, and cast a curse on every plant and tree here: if a hair here is disturbed, the souls underground will be restless, and so will mortals. peaceful.Therefore, the trees in the cemetery forest are not allowed to be felled, and no one dares to cut them down.
The second is Fengshui Shuikou theory. Huayao cottages are generally located in the hinterland of mountains. The place where the mountains in front of the village meet and the water flows out is called Shuikou. The withered prosperity of the ancient trees in Shuikou is a sign of good and bad luck in the village: if the biggest ancient tree in Shuikou withers and dies, the important people in the village may also leave with them.No one dares to touch the ancient trees in the water mouth, so as not to incur the superstitious "Wufang Mountain Evil".Therefore, the Huayao people never let outsiders touch these sacred trees, and they have left behind the dense ancient forests in the hinterland.
In Huayao people's mind, an old tree has a spiritual energy, and it will be hard to touch him again.If someone's baby is born with too big horoscope and doesn't listen to his parents to take care of him, or his life is full of parents, and no one dares to accept his adoptive father, the best way is to send it to Gu Shu, who recognizes Gu Shu as his foster father, Going to worship during the festival can also ward off disasters and solve difficulties, and turn evil into good fortune.Any ancient tree covered with red cloth, with porcelain bowls, small cups and traces of burning incense under it, proves that it has many human sons and grandchildren.
So, if you go to Huayao and you really can’t hold back your urination and want to find a tree to solve it, then you have to be sure. Who are you hitting?Let alone you, are you willing to let someone piss on your own father?
Qiao Yaozu went to catch up with Miao, and even went to a local wedding on purpose.Huayao's marriage customs are grotesque and full of emotion. The matchmakers are all men, there is no "matchmaker", only "matchmaker".Most of the matchmakers who come to the door to propose marriage are well-spoken and respected men, called "matchmakers".
The important symbol of a matchmaker is holding an oil-paper umbrella that cannot be opened.The guests here don't care much about the bride and groom.It is impossible for the groom to just help with the housework, or carry the burden of gifts in the gift-giving line at will, and want to be the C position.
The most surprising thing is that on Huayao's wedding night, the bride is not allowed to enter the bridal chamber, but sits alone on a cold bench in the main room, without eating or drinking, and quietly endures the joyful and noisy night in the village.From marriage proposal to engagement, a series of ancient, grotesque and complicated etiquettes have to be experienced.Among them, the most provocative is the holy and crazy three-step song "Banmenjiu", "Mud" and "Dance" in the wedding custom activities. The atmosphere is warm and rough, and it is a feast for the eyes.
Therefore, if you marry a girl from Huayao, you have to reposition the four joys in life: when there is rain after a long drought, when you meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land;Huayao's bridal chamber festive night, if you are really popular, you will become single again the next day!You can't win the lawsuit, and you can't even try to get the bride price back.
If the bride has a bodhisattva-like compassionate heart, it's okay, it can make you beard and tail, if you meet someone with a hot temper, you won't be wronged if you get beaten!Who made you ignorant and disrespectful of local customs.And in the future, I have to hide from my brother-in-law and brother-in-law, otherwise I will beat him once I see him.
Listening to Qiao Yaozu's talk about Huayao's unique marriage customs, Gu Zhi'en laughed while listening: "I've seen you for a long time, you are so clear, why do you want to marry a Huayao girl as a wife?"
Nonsense again!Qiao Yaozu gave him a sharp look, and gritted his teeth: "Shut up!" A dog's mouth can never spit out ivory!
Gu Zhien is not afraid of death: "I don't mind carrying a Huayao man back, so that the five-color clothes will be available, and Huayao's mother-in-law and sister-in-law can do it."
It's really promising, just marry a man just for a piece of clothing!Qiao Yaozu's face began to freeze again: "Do you know why our mother-in-law Yu can live a long life?"
"Why?" Is there an ancient secret recipe for health preservation?From the mysterious court?
There is something in Qiao Yaozu's words: "Because she talks less!"
Come on, the creditor has the right to speak, shut up and shut up, Gu Zhien put the blanket on his body: "I'm sleepy, I'll sleep." Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't have the strength to climb the mountain later.
Qiao Yaozu sighed silently, and worked hard as a driver.
When Gu Zhien woke up, he found that he was still circling on the mountain road.The eighteenth bend of the mountain road is a real bend, and the danger is high!Everyone knows that the road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky. The reason why it is difficult is the mountain.The mountain roads of Huayao are like the roads of Shu, the yellow cranes cannot fly, and the apes want to escape their sorrows and climb for help.What a pan of green mud, a hundred steps and ten folds of lingering rocks.
Rugged, twists and turns, the mountain road is three feet three feet away from the sky, how difficult it is to walk, the old man carries his granddaughter on his back, his heart is not a stone, so he can stay or lose it for a while... The mountain road is too difficult.
Fortunately, science and technology are developing rapidly now, and there are cars. Fortunately, the national policy is good, and the roads have been repaired. Although the roads are a bit narrow, they will collapse when meeting cars, especially female drivers, but at least there are roads, otherwise If you want to get out of the mountains, you have to walk with a broken leg.
But not all places are open to traffic, so Qiao Yaozu parked the car, and the two started climbing the mountain with their backpacks on their backs.The mountain road is like a narrow path, with thousands of ravines underneath, jagged rocks next to it, and echoes from the empty valley.
Gu Zhien felt that idleness was idleness, so he put his hands around his mouth and let go of his voice and yelled: "Ah...", which caused countless echoes from all directions.
Seeing Qiao Yaozu rolling his eyes, Gu Zhien was unconvinced: "What's wrong with you, Huang Shiren, you can't even call twice?" Instead of calling, he called: "Honey, please kiss me, please hug me, please hold me high. "
There was a storm forming in Qiao Yaozu's eyes: "Which husband do you want?"
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !He didn't give up and let people live, but he couldn't get angry. After running a long way in one breath, he shouted: "Brother Jiang, I love you."
Well, happy.
However, the reason for being happy is because pain and happiness complement each other. Qiao Yaozu's face is quite calm, but his voice is so dark that water drips out: "Tell me, is this deep mountain and old forest the best place to throw corpses?" Bai Daozi entered The red knife is unnoticed, and the bones can be returned to dust, and the case can't be solved!Can only be a lonely ghost.
Gu Zhi'en looked around, he saw that there were many mountains and mountains, winding and undulating, with no human habitation, it was indeed the first choice for throwing corpses, and he dared not be presumptuous anymore, who would want to die if he could live.Isn't the day full of children and grandchildren fragrant?
After climbing for more than half an hour, I finally saw someone.And isn't that family a bit too prosperous?There is still a long line to enter the house!How many generations is this?Gu Zhien, who had little experience, was really curious. When he got closer to have a look, he found that all the young people in line were young.
Seeing Qiao Yaozu, one of them, a talkative and familiar young man, handed cigarettes first, and then chatted: "Are you also here for a blind date? It's too late, I guess we won't be able to line up today!"
My mother, what did you hear?It's actually a blind date!Gu Zhien deliberately counted, 28 are outside the house, and he does not know how many are in the house.
Qiao Yaozu was speechless about this unexpected new thing: "..."! ! !
Gu Zhien became interested when encountering such a rare strange event, and asked in a low voice: "Is this girl as beautiful as a fairy?" The plane tree can attract the real phoenix. Dates can be so marketable!
"I don't know. I've been queuing for several hours and I haven't seen anyone yet. But I saw her mother just now. She's a nice old lady. Her daughter, Xiao's mother, shouldn't be much worse."
Boy, are you a little too ignorant?What if the daughter Xiao father?
Gu Zhien couldn't hold back his curiosity. After coughing, he deliberately went to an empty corner and took off his double black down jacket, and turned it over into a pink girlish color. He didn't look like a tomboy anymore. , and swaggered across the line to knock on the door: "Ma'am, passing by Guibao Land, can I ask for some water?"
Seeing that it was a girl, the aunt let go of her defenses and welcomed the person in: "Okay, come in." In fact, I don't blame people for being defensive. Think about it, if your daughter is on a blind date, a little fairy suddenly comes and smashes the scene, and it's a mess. Who wants to fetch water from a bamboo basket in vain!
Finally he knocked on the door and saw someone as he wished, Gu Zhien stared wide-eyed, isn't this the cheated little girl I met at the port?She even called her auntie!Gu Zhi'en was deeply worried about this auntie call, and he still hasn't completely let go of it until now.
The little girl obviously recognized Gu Zhien, but she was very calm, without changing her face, without giving any more eyes, and continued the blind date.
Gu Zhien was also savvy, and went out after drinking the water as a thank you.I thought it was pitiful to see her being cheated by a scumbag and a series of scammers, and even spent a small ten thousand to buy her duty-free goods. , It's so sad.The poor man is himself!Don't feel sorry for others.
Seeing that Gu Zhien's expression was not right after he went to beg for a bowl of water, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"
What else can I do? After being stimulated and shocked, Gu Zhien looked up to the sky and sighed: "You said that you are born the same as human beings, why is there such a big difference? I am a poor little pity because I still feel sorry for her."
Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !
The little pity begged for love online, Qiao Yaozu thought about it, and sent a 666 red envelope.
Gu Zhien was overjoyed, with a smile on his face, his eyebrows dancing brightly: "Master! You are so kind, I love you."
What a real love!What I love is the uncle, what I love is the ability of the uncle.
Gu Zhien was beaming, and waved his hand grandly: "It's not important, you don't need to distinguish it so clearly, the ability to make money is also the ability of the uncle."
It makes sense. What's going on? !Qiao Yaozu felt that Gu Zhien would lead him into the ditch sooner or later, so he calmed down and said, "Actually, it's understandable to queue up for a blind date. Did you notice that the men in the queue just now wore clothes? Most of them are Huayao's unique costumes. That means they are basically Huayao people. You see, we drove for three hours into the mountain, and walked for an hour on the mountain road, which shows the remoteness of this place, and now the ratio of men to women is out of balance. There are more girls, boys, monks, porridge, wolves, and meat. In ordinary villages, there are still bachelors who can’t marry wives. What’s more, in this mountain, the younger generation of girls are now educated and have a broad horizon. The outside world is colorful and charming. Who wants to stay in the mountains after getting married?"
"Don't say that the outside world is indeed more colorful and interesting, just talk about education, what good school can there be in this mountain? Not for your own enjoyment, but for the next generation to receive better education and have a better future and development. You also have to find ways to get out of the mountains. Water flows to low places, and people go to high places. It is human instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Moreover, men in the mountains are relatively poor in all aspects, and it is even more difficult to get married. Difficult. After all, someone is willing to marry in the mountains, and the woman’s conditions are good in all aspects, so it’s not uncommon for people to wait in long lines.”
Listening to Jun's words, it's better than reading for ten years, Gu Zhien immediately realized it, only short of becoming a fairy, whimsical: "My mother said that I am (winner) the leftover is the king, then I will come here and put up a blind date Let her see my wide market, the queue is so long, she can choose whichever she likes! Whatever she wants."
Qiao Yaozu really couldn't hold back, and hit Gu Zhien's head hard.Being chased by her mother all the time is as unfair as a mouse crossing the street!It's all because of her anger that Mr. Hao is still alive today.
Being beaten was so painful, Gu Zhien held his head and asked with tears in his eyes: "Master, are you tired of the slave family? Is the slave family no longer your darling? Such a cruel heart, thanks to the slavery's lust All flowers contain smoke, and the moon is full of lust and sorrow.”
After the pretentious accusation, Gu Zhien shook his head and thought: "Lin Hua withered the spring red, too hastily. But the cold rain comes in the morning, and the wind comes in the evening. Rouge tears, stay drunk, when will it be heavy. Naturally, people grow hate, water grows East."
The uncle took a deep breath, and then held back his imminent hand and didn't hit anyone, he was a monster every day!Need a beating: "Shut up."
Gu Zhien raised his sleeves to cover his face, and turned into a boudoir and resentful woman: "If life is just like the first time I saw it, what is the autumn wind and the sad fan. Waiting for leisure to change the old man's heart, but the old man's heart is easy to change. Lishan language is Qingxiao Half, tears, rain, and zero bells will never complain. How about Bo Xing Jin Yilang, who will make a wish that day."
All the unscrupulous people came out, Qiao Yaozu's angry face distorted almost into a raging lion: "What do you want to stop?"
Gu Zhien was more reserved than ever before, he hesitated to speak, and just called: "Master..."
The uncle is super possessive, and he actually got into her mind. I understand, he wants to make money every day, so that the uncle spends money like water.Sighing, in order to be quiet, he is willing to spend money to silence the sound.
Earning another dowry, Gu Zhienle beamed with joy.Sure enough, as long as you think fast, there will be gold everywhere, and you can get it at your fingertips.
It's hard to see the triumphant look, Qiao Yaozu turned his head to look at the strange mountains and rocks, and the towering ancient trees.Wash your eyes.
After a lot of hard work, I finally arrived at the old artist's home, but unfortunately he was not at home, and I went to the funeral as a "bamei" to see him off.The funerals in Yao Township are also unique and unique. Parents are rarely buried together. I am afraid that the two elders will only care about Qingqing and me in the underworld, talking and laughing, loving and loving, and miss caring for the living descendants.
The so-called Bamei is the wizard of Yaoshan Mountain. There are people who are old in the village. Regardless of their family background, rich or poor, their funerals are simple, warm and grand.After bathing and putting on the shroud for the deceased old man and putting them in the coffin, the family members have to invite a powerful Bamei to come and deliver the hair, which must be performed in a corner of the deceased's room.
Bamei's ritual is to use the magic power of the ancestors and gods to search for the scattered souls of the dead.After you find it, you should attach it to your body and bring it back, and persuade it not to wander outside, but to return as soon as possible.From time to time, he imitates the tone of the deceased, telling his relatives about his life, and blessing future generations.
On the way to the funeral, they are very concerned about having children "crying for mourning". As the saying goes, "After a son is born to pick him up, a daughter will hit the coffin."During the burial, the neighbors burn paper money and firecrackers in the tomb. The relatives will take off the white filial cloth on the head and throw it on the coffin three times to say goodbye, and then put the white cloth on the head.When the coffin falls into the hole, the relatives bow down affectionately together, and then they have to go back by the same way.In this way, the deceased will be considered "to be buried in peace".
It's safe to go to the ground, and the Bamei matter is over.So it was just not the right time.
Gu Zhien took out the broken pot, and asked Qiao Yaozu suspiciously: "Didn't you say you are a veteran craftsman?"
Since he is an old craftsman, how can he send Bamei away?Isn't this cross-professional step too big?
Qiao Yaozu's rebuttal was well-founded: "Your brother is still a university professor, but that doesn't prevent him from being able to blacksmith!"
What a powerful rebuttal!Gu Zhien was speechless.The main reason is that the two brothers and sisters were twins, and they were born prematurely. They were born in more than seven months. At that time, the medical conditions were not as developed as they are now, and they could still live in a baby box. At that time, they really survived by luck. .God blesses the two brothers and sisters to survive, so that now 30 years have passed, the old people in the village will still sigh when they see the two brothers and sisters. It's gone, I didn't expect it to grow so big.
But it’s not easy growing up. When I was a child, I went to the hospital every three days. One fell ill, and the other fell down immediately. Ms. Hao went straight to the hospital after work and didn’t go home. I went to fill the bottomless pit of the hospital.
After eating countless nutritional supplements, the two siblings are still weak and small like refugees, they will fall down when the wind blows, and any strong wind can send them to the hospital for ten and a half months. I went to the fortune teller in the village, and got advice from an expert: "Go forging iron." It is said that the blacksmith in the town is the hardest, able to suppress all kinds of ghosts, monsters, ghosts, monsters, and ghosts, and iron can be refined into steel, that's good.
The grandma got a high-level speech, and even Ms. Hao didn't know it, so she went to worship the teacher with her good grandson.Guduofu began his 6-year blacksmithing career.He didn't stop until he went to the capital to go to college when he was more than 9 years old. Another reason is that the blacksmith is getting old and his health is not as good as before, so he stopped blacksmithing.After 6 years of tempering, Gu Duofu's health has indeed improved a lot.
So don't look at Gu Duofu looking thin now, but he really has a lot of strength. 6 years of iron is not for nothing.Starting from a small iron hammer like knocking a wooden fish, the iron hammer became bigger and heavier.Blacksmithing is hard work, and it is easy to get burned. Ms. Hao shed tears when she saw the hot blisters on her son's body.
Later, Gu Duofu stopped blacksmithing, but every time he came back, whenever he was free, he would go to the master’s blacksmith’s shop for a day or two. Instead of blacksmithing, he would make jewelry. I remember that Ms. Hao received the first silver bracelet made by her son. At that time, I cried happily.
Because of this, Gu Duofu has a specialty that has nothing to do with the status of a professor: blacksmithing.Still professional.
I didn't expect to be affected by my younger brother's specialty, and I was so stunned that I couldn't speak, Gu Zhien was very angry.
The aunt is warm and kind: "The head of the house will be busy today and will come back later, otherwise, you can come back tomorrow."
Gu Zhien is so unwilling, it's like climbing Mount Tai to watch the sunrise, exhausted and exhausted, finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and it's raining...how should I choose?Did you go down the mountain with tears in your eyes after not watching it, or come back tomorrow and climb again?
The basin still needs to be replenished, and I don’t want to climb the mountain again. I’m going to die today, and I’m exhausted, so Gu Zhien asked, “Ma’am, is there a place to stay near here?”
"If you don't mind, you can stay at my house." The aunt said first: "But you have to charge money. My house has a high prestige in the village, and many people often come here to stay here. Don't worry, everything is clean and hygienic, including Accommodation and food included, all authentic local delicacies.”
After finding a place to live, Gu Zhien looked at Qiao Yaozu and asked him to make up his mind: "Master, do you want to live?"
How can you bark in front of people!Qiao Yaozu gave him a warning look: "Shut up."
Sure enough, the aunt was very puzzled: "This is your uncle, I thought it was a brother or sister or a partner. The seniority is really high." While talking, she went to check in: "There are two rooms, one is a single room with double beds, and the other is a room with two beds. It's a suite, which one do you want? The suite is the best room here, with a better view and more comfortable living, and the price is correspondingly higher."
In fact, it is not too expensive, 780 yuan for one night, with three meals included.Compared with the outside, this is really a very conscientious price, and the place to live in is very unique, it is Yao's house on stilts.The unique wooden buildings live in the mountains, and there are few flat lands for building houses in mountainous areas, so we choose places with relatively gentle slopes, half of the land is flat, and the other half is supported by fir pillars of different lengths according to the mountain situation. , set up wooden planks, and combine with the excavated roof to form a flat whole, and then build a house on this whole.Ingenuity is due to borrowing, and the essence is appropriate. According to the practicality and environmental characteristics, the architectural character is strengthened, and the site is freely selected with convenient firewood and water and beautiful scenery. Dozens of fir trees are used as the foundation to build a thousand-foot-to-ground building. wooden building.
The whole wooden building uses Chinese fir as pillars, beams, walls, doors and windows, and floors, and fir bark as the roof. The pillars are chiseled with big Chinese fir, and the pillars are connected together with fir trees of different sizes, which are very strong even without an iron nail.There are hanging buildings around the house, and the corners of the eaves of the buildings are turned upwards like spreading their wings.The four walls of the house are grooved and paved with fir boards, and the inside and outside are painted with tung oil so that they are clean and bright.
Either the golden rooster is independent of the ridge, or it is connected to a village in front of the slope, or it is surrounded by mountains and water, or it is hidden and strange, with various poses and different forms, free layout, romantic sentiment, and more importantly, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, not dry or damp, and the air is fresh. , built near the mountains and rivers, where people and nature live in harmony, between the blue sky and clear water, surrounded by mountains, it is as quiet as a virgin, and it is as beautiful as a fairyland.Hidden among ancient trees and green bamboos, it looks like landscape paintings.There is a great artistic conception of "the mountains are deep and people don't realize it, and the whole village lives in the painting".
Gu Zhien stood on the third floor corridor and looked at the railing, and took a deep breath: "This is a unique homestay, I like it. It's really high quality and low price." The three-story building, except that the roof is covered with tiles , All the top and bottom are made of fir.The ground floor is inhabited by people, and is used to raise poultry, place agricultural tools and heavy objects.
The second floor is the place for eating and living. There are bedrooms inside, and outsiders are generally not allowed to enter.Outside the bedroom is the main room, where there is a firepit, and eating around the firepit is spacious and convenient.There are windows, bright, well-lit and well-ventilated. Most people do manual work and rest here, and it is also a place to receive guests.
On the other side of the main room is a wide corridor connected to it. There are half-person-high railings on the outside of the corridor, and a large row of benches inside. They often live here to rest, and mothers also dress up their daughters here during festivals.The third floor is ventilated and dry, and is very spacious. In addition to being used as the living room, a small room is also separated for grain storage and storage.
The aunt is now making a living in a homestay, and she keeps everything very clean. She is a diligent person and very enthusiastic: "Girl, you are hungry, come down to eat."
I'm really hungry, it's already past lunch time, and I ate some messy dry food on the way, so I don't feel full at all.As soon as he heard that there was food to eat, Gu Zhien didn't even want to go up the stairs, wishing he could jump down from the third floor.However, I was worried about adding business to the old 'Bamei' and tiring others, so I still walked down the stairs honestly, at a very fast speed, one step at a time.
Qiao Yaozu, who was watching, frowned: "Walk well! If you lose your teeth and talk, you will leak air! You are the one to cry."
Fortunately, Gu Zhien's character exploded. Although he almost fell when jumping the last three steps, he stabilized without any danger. He turned his head and scolded the crow's mouth: "You have no good words!"
Was scolded back by Qiao Yaozu: "You think you are Zhu Bajie's senior brother?!"
What's the meaning?Gu Zhien's reaction was slow, and it took a while to realize that he was scolded as a 'monkey', and he was so angry that he wanted to commit another day!
The aunt laughed: "I'm not afraid if I fall, our family has ancestral Dieda wine, and the effect is very good."
Gu Zhien was so excited when he heard this, his eyes rolled around, and he really wanted to ask the aunt if she had "Strengthening Yang Wine".Now while the daily sales of online stores are increasing steadily, there are still people who are asking for new business, 'time is short, and money is needed for medicine'.So, I really want to expand my business!Glancing at Qiao Yaozu, who was an upright and gentlemanly man, he was afraid that he would make a bad face, so he refrained from asking him face to face.However, it has been planned long ago, and I will ask secretly after dinner.Maybe there will be surprises.
Going to the main room, Gu Zhien came to a sudden stop. In fact, there was a person sitting in the room, even more atavistic than Brother Xili, with messy hair, long beard, and black clothes that seemed to have never been washed in his life. It looks like him, hairstyle, beard, clothes, one-to-one copy, very scary.
Gu Zhien was afraid that if he was mentally ill, if he violently hurt others, his death would be in vain. You must know that mental illness does not pay for killing, so he immediately stopped in his tracks.
The people in the room also sensed someone coming in, and when they looked up and saw Gu Zhien, their eyes glowed green, like a wolf snatching food, their eyes were amazingly bright.
Gu Zhien was so frightened that his heart beat so fast, he turned around and ran out. He rushed into Qiao Yaozu's arms like a leopard without looking at the road. You have to fall down.
Seeing Gu Zhien's pale face and frightened eyes, Qiao Yaozu became anxious: "What's wrong?" It was like seeing a ghost, it was still a ghost.
Gu Zhien was too scared to speak, but Zheng Qingtian from the room came out to explain the confusion: "Azu? It's really you! I can see you here. Hahahaha, I am very happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land."
Seeing the unrestrained and savage roommate in the dormitory, Qiao Yaozu realized that he was frightened. He patted Gu Zhien's back and softly comforted him: "Don't be afraid, he is my roommate."
Zheng Qingtian also came to his senses, touched his hair that hadn't been washed for a while, and smiled naively: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it, I forgot it for a while." After all, I didn't know it was the last time I looked in the mirror. It was a few months ago.
When he heard that he was a top student who graduated from Tsinghua University, Gu Zhien's fear receded like a tide. Just now he thought he was so sloppy, like a psychopath, but now he thinks he is a master, and he does great things without trivial matters!There are thousands of stars in the eyes so you can worship, isn't it too double standard?No way, high IQ is their confidence.
Qiao Yaozu was speechless when he looked at his roommate, who was extremely scribbled in appearance: "If you know your appearance, you learned civil engineering, but if you don't, you may think you are a master of Fengshui! Our village head has three grandchildren, all of whom look younger than you! Civil engineering Tumu, you entered the state too early."
Zheng Qingtian also regretted it at the beginning, and after a long sigh, he took off the compass on the table to make room for a larger space: "I regret it too, I chose the wrong major. You still have a forward-looking vision and know that the civil engineering major is deceitful. The whole time you were in college They are all monks, and finally entered the society to work, and there is still no female mosquito around. To tell you the truth, now I see a dog and feel pretty, graceful, and even male and female are not important. Sit, sit, I'm so happy to see you."
Qiao Yaozu sat down after wiping the long wooden stool again with a paper towel: "Why are you here? Chinese New Year is coming soon, won't you go home to celebrate the New Year?"
"Have you seen my compass? I came here to conduct geological surveys. The government here spends huge sums of money on the overall development and packaging of Huayao with high standards. It wants to create a tourist attraction that combines natural landscapes and Huayao culture. It needs people to come to the geological survey. , plus I am very interested in the stilted buildings here, and I know it is your hometown, so I took this job. I have stayed for more than three months and become a savage. Come, brother and sister, eat vegetables, the food here Very distinctive and tastes good.”
Huayao wine, rice in bamboo tubes, fried golden hachong.This insect is the pupa of the longhorn beetle, which hibernates in wood in winter, mostly in white pine.At present, a catty of ha worms in the market costs more than 300 yuan, and the supply is often in short supply. Out of stock is the norm.
There are about [-] or [-] "Ha worms" in a catty.The nutritional value is top-notch, rich in protein, calcium, phosphorus, iron and other trace elements, low in fat, not only delicious, but also has the effect of nourishing yin and liver, and has a considerable effect on night sweats due to yin deficiency, insomnia and children's "begging teeth". improvement effect.It can be eaten as long as it is cooked or fried.However, the premise is to pass the psychological level.
Gu Zhien couldn't make it through, and Qiao Yaozu couldn't make it through either. The two of them thought of the half worm in the corn at the same time, and their faces immediately became ugly.
Zheng Qingtian, a man of science and engineering, is still strong on Amway: "It's just that the appearance is a bit ugly, but it's actually delicious. When I first came here, I didn't dare to eat it. Then I closed my eyes and threw one into my mouth. Oh, I'll go, it's a rare delicacy in the world It’s so delicious. After eating it once, I want to eat it again, and I can’t stop eating it. Eat it, I ordered it specially. It’s rare, it’s not always available, it depends on luck and character.”
Qiao Yaozu took a sip of Huayao wine and suppressed his nausea before saying: "If you like you, eat more, we are not used to it."
Good things can't be shared with good brothers, Zheng Qingtian expressed regret: "Okay, you get used to it first. Then eat this pig blood balls and firewood bacon, the taste is also unique." Entertain good roommates, and start working hard to solve life's major issues, He showed a very shy smile to Gu Zhien: "Sisters and sisters, please introduce me, I don't pick, living or female, as long as you are unmarried."
Gu Zhien was eating rice in a bamboo tube. It was very fragrant. In order to explain to his mother, Mao recommended himself: "I'm unmarried, do you think it's okay?"
Hearing this, Zheng Qingtian was almost choked to death by Huayao wine!What was even more frightening was Qiao Yaozu's gaze, he was so worried about being destroyed humanely by him.You must know that when this guy is not a human being, he is really worse than a beast, and his methods are horrific. He can make you survive but not die.
Qiao Yaozu's face was covered with a thick layer of ice, thick enough to host the Winter Olympics: "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly, say it again!"
The voice was gloomy and chilly, and Gu Zhien's IQ was rarely online after running away from home for many years. He saw that his life was in danger, and immediately brought a glass of Huayao wine to Qiao Yaozu with both hands very respectfully: "I said drink, drink .”
Seeing the dog's ingratiating smile, Qiao Yaozu took the wine and drank it down. After giving him a very stern and fierce look, he turned around and "exchanged heartfelt feelings" with Zheng Qingtian. Of course, this was the position given by Gu Zhien.
(End of this chapter)
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