The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 122 Dare to Ask the Heroine
He couldn't bear the aunt's torture, so he changed the subject and asked Fenbi: "Does your family feed a lot of ducks?"

Being flopped by idols again, Gu Zhien smiled, and deliberately softened her voice, speaking in a soft and steely voice: "A dozen ducks, and fifteen or six chickens, I raised them myself. Mom specially feeds some every year when our siblings come back to eat during the Chinese New Year, it tastes so good, brother Jiang, do you want to eat it? I can give you a few."

"Thank you." He Zhijiang wanted to laugh when he thought of Gu Zhien's country green flower look when he was feeding ducks: "How many days will you stay home for the Chinese New Year?"

Being able to have a close conversation with idols, Gu Zhien will answer every question: "Let's go on the seventh or eighth day of the lunar new year, how about you brother Jiang?"

"My itinerary has changed a lot."

A gust of mountain wind blew, and Gu Zhien couldn't help shivering because he didn't wear much clothes for the sake of beauty. He Zhijiang took off his coat and handed it to Gu Zhien: "Don't catch a cold."

What kind of fairy idol is this, and he is too fond of fans, Gu Zhien feels like winning a lottery, and his face turns red with excitement.

The next second the coat fell on his shoulders, but it wasn't Aidou's coat, it was Qiao Yaozu who took Gu Zhien's own coat off, and was scolded: "Is it too bad to wear it?"

Gu Zhien secretly hates it!He glared bitterly at the bad guy and the good guy who got in the way: "Do you understand how beautiful you are?"

Qiao Yaozu glared: "I didn't notice how beautiful she is, I only saw the snot coming out of my nose!"

what!Gu Zhien's face paled, and she immediately turned her back to the idol, put her hand on her nose and found that she was cheated, and was very angry, but in order to maintain a gentle and pleasant image in front of the idol, she couldn't lose her temper. Forced a smile: "My dear, you can survive only because of my good personality!"

Qiao Yaozu sneered at this, "Your surname is Wang?"

What's the meaning?Old Wang next door?No, Gu Zhien thought hard for a long time before he suddenly realized that the dog man was scolding himself as a queen for selling melons and boasting!It's so angry, it's another day when I want to kill and dismember the body.

Gu Zhien warned viciously in a low voice: "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"

Qiao Yaozu sneered: "Oh, this is what you call a good character? I'm afraid you have misunderstood it!"

It's unforgivable to ruin a person's image in front of idols!I can't help it, I want to hit someone!Gu Zhien kept taking deep breaths, telling himself to himself, "It's not good to be irritable, it's not good."

He Zhijiang watched the interaction between the two, and silently put back the coat he had taken off.Just at this time, the aunt said: "Young man, don't you want to learn to sing folk songs? Look, the daughter-in-law who can sing the most in our village is here, and the one who walks in the front is the one. It's a pity that you came late. She just got married in the first half of the year. Falling into the house of our village head. What a handsome daughter-in-law, she looks like a child, I have been looking at it for several years, but it is a pity that the little girl in the family is not up to date..."

In order not to be pissed off, Gu Zhien ignored Qiao Yaozu and asked curiously, "Auntie, how many children are there in your family?"

"Two nieces, one little boy." When it came to the children, the aunt sighed: "No one is willing to stay in the mountains. They are all fascinated by the colorful world outside. Once they go out to study, they never come back. What's so good, things are expensive, and drinking water costs money, unlike the natural mountain spring water we drink, and the vegetables grown at home can be eaten at ease..."

In the aunt's broken thoughts, the daughter-in-law of the village owner's family who is best at singing folk songs came over: "Auntie, is this young man who wants to learn to sing folk songs?"

He Zhijiang came to study, and his attitude was very sincere: "Hello..."

Folk songs immediately occupied all of He Zhijiang's mind, and he learned every sentence he taught. He obviously doesn't know the language of the Yao nationality, but he is very talented in imitating pronunciation, and he is basically right. Occasionally, if there is a wrong pronunciation, it is almost enough to correct it once. .

With the same output, Gu Zhien didn't receive it well. After learning to sing a few lines in a low voice, he shut up wisely, trembling aside, and didn't dare to sing again, for fear of showing his shortcomings in front of idols.He turned his head and asked Qiao Yaozu who was sitting beside him: "Can you understand? Can you learn it well?"

Qiao Yaozu sneered: "It seems that you can understand and learn!"

Gu Zhien: "..." This dog man must have eaten explosives today, he always beats people to death!The anger that was finally dissipated was revived: "I'm not reconciled if you're not mad, are you?"

Who is angry with whom?Qiao Yaozu: "The villain is bold, the petty man is big, and the gentleman is big."

This dog man relied on his good brains to scold people and even scolded him out of tricks!Gu Zhien angrily tore off the scarf from Qiao Yaozu's neck to keep himself warm, so that he wouldn't freeze to death.

Seeing the scarf with his own body temperature around Gu Zhien's neck, Qiao Yaozu felt that it matched her clothes, and most of the anger in his chest dissipated.

Idol wants to learn songs, and Qiao Yaozu is poisonous. In the end, Gu Zhien asked the aunt next to him who was threading needles: "Auntie, your five-color clothes are so beautiful, can you take an order? I want a set too."

There is a pit in the aunt's smile, tempting to take the bait: "The aunt only makes clothes for her daughter and daughter-in-law, do you want to stay?"

After struggling for a while, Gu Zhien reluctantly refused: "No, my mother won't let me."

"Oh, we just can't keep people in the mountains." The aunt shook her head and sighed: "It's so leisurely in our mountains. We have sunrise and sunset, and we have refrigerators, TVs, washing machines and the Internet, but we can't keep people. I’ve been abducted and run away. There’s a lot of pressure outside. I bought a house in Shenzhen for more than 6 yuan per square meter. I added the coffins of our two elders. I bought a house that was as small as a chicken coop. It took a month Pay the bank more than [-] yuan in housing loans. What do you think is good outside? Now the government is vigorously developing our Huayao, which is no worse than outside! The mountains here, the water here, and the children here are all good..."

Qiao Yaozu spoke lightly and dismissively: "She can't lift her shoulders, lift her hands, or hold a needle. Ma'am, what's the use of keeping her?"

Hey, the dog man swears without dirty words again!Who is trash!Gu Zhien calculated the total account together: "If you slander me again, I will bite you!"

Qiao Yaozu took a special look at Gu Zhien's ruddy lips, his Adam's apple rolled, and asked the same thing: "Can you afford firewood? Can you carry a bucket? Or can you embroider flowers?"

Gu Zhien was so questioned that he couldn't speak, he couldn't do anything, he was indeed a waste.

After Qiao Yaozu's analysis, the aunt also came to her senses: "Girl, you can't do this, you will be disliked if you marry into your in-law's family."

This is very unconvincing, and Gu Zhien argued hard: "Don't be afraid, I will recruit a son-in-law." Earn more money and be the head of the family, who would dare to mess with it!
This is also a good way. The aunt imparted a wealth of theoretical knowledge: "I almost recruited a door-to-door son-in-law back then, but it was not easy to find. Any promising man would be willing to be a door-to-door son-in-law. Those who are willing to come to the door are all unhappy. , then you have to keep your eyes wide open to identify it carefully. If it’s not as good as you like, you can get by with the lights off at night, but if you attract a Zhongshan wolf with a human face and a heart, it will be a disaster for your family.”

"The reason why I got married later was because there was a son-in-law who came to the village and hacked the whole family to death. No one was spared, the oldest was 98 years old, and the youngest was only 3 months old. Don't just idle around all day, he will harbor hatred in his heart and make such a murderous move."

"There is nothing left to eat, nothing to do, only one face can see, we cheated our village girls in a daze, so we chose him, and made a lot of trouble for the whole family, and none of them escaped in sleep, Her cousin is the one who reads the most in our village. After getting a Ph.D., he just came back from the winter vacation for a new year, and he just disappeared. He is still young and not married yet. Girl, my old-fashioned eyebrow tattoo has blue light, and it is still thin It's drooping again, it's unnatural, how can I change it?"

Gu Zhien: "..." as if caught off guard!
Ma'am, why don't you change the subject so quickly!Should the span be so wide!One second I was still in the family massacre, and the next second I jumped to make-up! .Although I'm young, my brain doesn't turn so fast, I can't keep up with you, and I'm an accountant, if you have an account that you can't figure out, I can roll up my sleeves to help, but eyebrow tattooing is not my field of expertise!

But the aunt doesn’t distinguish so much, just like in the village, as long as they are in the computer department, they are all dragged to repair the computer. “My computer won’t turn on after smoking, show it to my aunt.”

Gu Zhien couldn't resist the hopeful eyes of the aunt. After thinking about it, he pulled out a friend from the beauty salon: "Ma'am, let me ask you."

The video was connected, and the auntie's troubles were quickly explained: "I see that the base color of your eyebrow tattoo is not so thick, and you don't need laser cleaning. You can modify it by changing the color. After the color is changed, you can immediately operate the target color. Etc. You can’t choose such a light color as the target color, you have to choose a darker color to cover the base color. Do you want to make line eyebrows? I suggest you to do fog eyebrows for better results, and the old-fashioned tattoo eyebrows are generally the same If you don’t do line eyebrows, if you really like it, I recommend you to do line + mist. Don’t you like the eyebrow shape now? Then change the eyebrow peak and eyebrow waist..."

Half an hour later, the aunt was satisfied: "Girl, thank you, I went to the town to ask, and said that laser eyebrow washing is necessary, but eyebrow washing is painful and expensive, so I didn't do it... Oops, I forgot I asked my sister-in-law, she also wanted to change her tattooed lips, it looked pretty good when she first got tattooed, but now it’s not working anymore, it’s weird and faded, I went to the town to ask about it, and she said she needed laser cleaning.”

Gu Zhien's admiration is like the rolling water of the Yangtze River, aunt, you really loved beauty when you were young!I haven't done eyebrow and lip tattoos yet, you guys are decades ahead of fashion!Is a hipster.

After the sister-in-law's troubles about tattooed lips were solved, the aunt announced loudly: "The bonfire party has begun."

Except for the family that just held the funeral, everyone in the village was dispatched. Everyone, men, women, young and old, wore Huayao's unique costumes, and performed a variety of performances, but Gu Zhien focused all his attention on idols. Watching him smile, watching him make trouble, watching him sing loudly, watching him intently, is so satisfying, and my heart is as sweet as honey.

Gu Zhien's favorite thing about the whole bonfire party is that everyone dances in a circle holding hands, holding He Zhijiang with his left hand and Qiao Yaozu with his right hand. He has reached the pinnacle of his life in terms of masculinity. Unfortunately, life is prone to ups and downs. Zhien reached the bottom of the valley, and the dance steps from left to right, back and forth, looked quite simple, but for some reason, she either stepped on the feet of idols or Qiao Yaozu, and pulled the whole team... Finally, Qiao Yaozu He drove out without mercy.

Seeing his idol's hand being held back by a flower in the village, Gu Zhien felt as if he had knocked over a bottle of vinegar, sour, but who could blame him for his inferior skills?In the end, the left foot stepped on the right foot fiercely, which made you feel disappointed!The right foot is so wronged.

Qiao Yaozu, who was drinking water, saw Gu Zhien self-mutilating, and she looked mentally retarded: "I don't want the legs anymore? Cut them off and roast them to eat, fire is ready!"

Really wanted to chop, Gu Zhien's heart was bleeding: "Will I die if I chop it?"

You are a fool, but you are really moved!Qiao Yaozu made a guarantee: "I can't die! It's not like you haven't seen an amputee before!"

Still afraid after thinking about it, Gu Zhien gave up: "But, if you cut it short, you won't be able to walk."

Qiao Yaozu blocked the way back: "Prosthetics can be installed, and I can sponsor you for free!"

Does this person know how to read people's faces, and whether he knows how to forgive and forgive others!Originally, idols in the hands of other women are already upset enough, and they came to add trouble, Gu Zhien was furious: "You are so annoying!" blood hatred.

"The hornet's tail is the most poisonous to a woman's heart." Qiao Yaozu slapped the mud off his trousers before he started to catch him with his long legs, thinking that he could escape to the ends of the world!Impulse has a price!
Gu Zhien suffered from short legs, and was caught up in two or three strokes. He resolutely criticized: "Dad, I was wrong."

Heh, it's too late to beg for mercy now, Qiao Yaozu doesn't hit anyone, just tickles, wherever it tickles, Gu Zhien can't breathe with a smile: "Master, master, I will serve you well at night, and I promise to make you feel so happy Outside, please let me go."

The uncle froze, his face was colorful like a rainbow after the rain, and finally fixed on the green top.

Because the aunt who was passing by heard Gu Zhien's words, she looked at Qiao Yaozu in a very different way, it was weird, she endured and endured but still couldn't hold back, and said earnestly: "The ancestors still have to abide by the etiquette. Although the aunt has not read many books, But I also know that incest is immoral." Seeing Qiao Yaozu's discomfort, he shook his head and left
Obviously misunderstood, Gu Zhien stretched out Erkang's hand: "Ma'am, listen to my explanation. It's just to wash your feet."

It's a pity that the aunt walked so fast that she was already far away, and she didn't give people a chance to explain.

Gu Zhien beat back: "It's all your fault!" He was the most ticklish, he insisted on scratching.

Qiao Yaozu glared at the culprit: "Who is the source of the trouble?"

Gu Zhien: "..." Blame me.

Qiao Yaozu really didn't have the face to go back to the bonfire party, otherwise he would be embarrassed to meet the aunt, so he turned and went back to the room with his long legs.Originally thought that Gu Zhien would go back too, but she didn't expect her to be so shameless, she ran back like a leopard.

In fact, Gu Zhien is not that thick-skinned, but seeing that the idol is still there, he ran back in a heartbeat, but he could only stare blankly, and couldn't keep up with the team in dancing, watching the young woman holding Ai Dou's hand smiled happily, so breathless!

Drinking wine to relieve worries, after drinking a few glasses of bamboo tube wine, people feel like they are in the ninth heaven, everyone is doubled, and there are two idols: "Brother Jiang, which one is you?"

He Zhijiang had just withdrawn from the circle dance team, and a dense layer of sweat jumped out on his forehead. Seeing Gu Zhien who was unsteady on his feet and obviously drunk, he went to help him: "I'll take you back to your room. It's cold at night, but Don't catch a cold."

"Okay, go back to the room." Gu Zhien said surprisingly: "I want to go back to the room with you to sleep."

It's all gibberish!He Zhijiang: "..." How much did you drink? "No."

"Why?" Being rejected by idols, Gu Zhien was very sad: "We are all willing to give you monkeys."

The topic suddenly became so lively that He Zhijiang couldn't resist: "You drank too much."

Even though he drank too much and didn't know what year it is, Gu Zhien still forcibly put gold on his face: "Brother Jiang, I have a good temper, gentle and considerate."

Yeah?I really didn't see it, He Zhijiang smiled: "Then what should you do when others bully you?"

Gu Zhien held his face in both hands, blinking his drunken eyes: "I'm so good, who would have the heart to bully an invincible beautiful girl? Kill her."

Okay, I can't tell if I have a good temper, but it's true that I have a good attitude. He Zhijiang stopped in his footsteps: "Dare to ask the heroine, who can you beat?"

"It doesn't matter if I can't fight, my brother will help me, my sister will help me, Hu Honghui is very good at playing big swords, she will help me, Qiao Yaozu will also help me..." Gu Zhien counted one by one until the end He raised his head and asked, "Brother Jiang, do you want to help me?"

He Zhijiang pursed his lips: "There is Mr. Qiao, I don't need to take action."

Gu Zhien is a typical example of lustful and stupid: "Then I don't want Qiao Yaozu's help, he is very fierce and often scolds me."

Standing in the corridor on the third floor, Qiao Yaozu saw Gu Zhien leaning on He Zhijiang as if he had no bones, his face was immediately covered with ice scum, he strode downstairs to take over, very politely: "Thank you, no trouble Mr. He."

He Zhijiang pursed his lips, and suppressed the sudden displeasure in his heart: "You're welcome, Mr. Qiao." After all, he couldn't hold back, and added: "I and Zhien are friends, she drank too much I should help, no trouble."

Qiao Yaozu paused, said nothing, and carried Gu Zhien away like a sack.

Gu Zhien was not happy, and struggled to change: "I want Brother Jiang."

It's a pity that Qiao Yaozu's hands were like iron pincers, pinching him tightly, and disappeared around the corner of the stairs without looking back.

Downstairs in Diaojiaolou, He Zhijiang's face standing under the light was bright and dark under the flickering light. He had long since lost the innocence and bullying of a boy, and his wolf-like eyes were full of aggressiveness. He kept staring at the backs of the two of them until people Turning a corner, I took it back when I couldn’t see it anymore. After standing with my head down for a while, I put on a milky and provocative smile again, and then went upstairs.

Qiao Yaozu didn't feel any pity at all, and threw people on the bed like a sandbag. Gu Zhien's skin was rough and thick, and he got up after rolling on the bed, and went crazy with alcohol: "I'm a bosom friend, I don't have a thousand cups, Brother Jiang, we cheers."

While talking, he ran to look for the bamboo tube wine he just bought today, and quickly poured out two glasses: "The east wind is blowing, and the drums are beating. Who is afraid of drinking today, come on, brother Jiang, let's do it."

Qiao Yaozu's eyes were sharp, and he snatched Gu Zhien's wine glass: "Who do you want to drink with?"

Gu Zhien was so drunk that he didn't know the sky, he stretched out his hand to touch Qiao Yaozu's face without fear of death, his smile was like a dream: "Brother Jiang, it's fake to want to drink with you, but it's real to want to get drunk in your arms."

Two sips of a glass, the two glasses of wine in his hands were drained, Qiao Yaozu slapped Gu Zhien's restless hand away with a "snap": "Get out! Find your elder brother Jiang."

The drunkenness was getting higher and higher, and Gu Zhien was already drunk, regardless of his relatives and relatives, so he couldn't tell who Brother Jiang was, and he blew on the back of his red hand in aggrieved way: "Don't be so fierce, okay painful."

You deserve it, you're getting fatter, and you still want to have sex after drinking!
Qiao Yaozu kept a straight face and left, so as not to get angry and come up here and become the scene of the murder.

But Gu Zhien refused to let him go, stopped people from leaving, and dared to continue to die: "Brother Jiang, we will not go home until we are drunk."

Now that the gunpowder barrel was lit, Qiao Yaozu's big hand acted on his own, he grabbed Gu Zhien's chin forcefully, and asked eerily, "Who am I?"

Pinching very hard, the pain made Gu Zhien almost die on the spot, a sick feeling in his stomach and nausea, he wanted to vomit, he pushed Qiao Yaozu away, and rushed to the bathroom unsteadily, but he was dizzy and couldn't see clearly Road, bumped into the door frame, tears flowed from the pain, the pain made her sanity clearer, she looked at Qiao Yaozu eagerly, hoping that he would kindly help him.

Qiao Yaozu pointed to Jiang Shan: "Go find your brother Jiang!" The word Jiang Ge has a particularly strong accent.

Why does this expression mention idols?Gu Zhien had a bad feeling in his heart, and his eyes widened in horror: "What did I do?"

"I didn't do anything, I just wanted to go back to sleep with the wild man!" How dare you say it!
what!The wolf's ambition was not covered.Gu Zhien closed the bathroom door with a "bang", covering her face in embarrassment.After a while, I turned on the faucet and splashed cold water on my face. I was so worried about how to meet people tomorrow?He didn't open the door until the heat on his face cooled down, and saw Qiao Yaozu sitting on the sofa tasting wine.

The wine in his stomach turned into a fireball and kept rolling, Gu Zhien ran to the refrigerator to find ice milk to drink, and said in disapproval: "You still drink it so late?"

"Drink your wine, I am willing!" After Qiao Yaozu finished speaking, he stuffed the wine in the bamboo cup in one gulp.

Gu Zhien still had six points of drunkenness left, his head was a little slow to react, and it took him a while to recall: "Did you drink the wine in my bamboo tube?"

"Why? Don't you want to?" Qiao Yaozu made a bold move, with a desperate posture that if you dare to be stingy, I will dare to kill you.

It's not that I'm reluctant, but I'm afraid that you might drink something wrong, Gu Zhien shook his head to wake up a little, then ran to identify it, after repeated confirmation, the look in his eyes that looked at Qiao Yaozu changed, and he asked cautiously: "Do you have a drink?" Don't you think there's anything wrong?"

Very good, it's time to verify the efficacy of the medicine.Whether Zhuangyang wine is a mule or a horse is true or not, we will know immediately.

Seeing Gu Zhien's strange expression, Qiao Yaozu became alert: "Is this wine wrong?"

Gu Zhien didn't dare to say it, and smiled innocently: "I don't know, I haven't drank it, so I asked you, is it wrong that you didn't feel it when you drank it?"

It is true that the taste is slightly different, but Qiao Yaozu was dragged by Zheng Qingtian to drink a lot of wine tonight, and he was dizzy with anger just now, so he was not so alert. Now that I think about it, it smells like medicine: "Yes Boundary medicinal wine?"

The efficacy is not for traumatic injury, but Zhuang Yang wine is also considered as a medicine bar?Gu Zhien hesitated for a while, nodded, and counted the medicinal wine, as for the subtle difference, there is no need to distinguish so clearly.

Qiao Yaozu quickly felt the domineering effect of the medicine, the scorching heat in his abdomen rushed down, and he raised his head almost immediately: "..."! ! !
Heck.

No matter how pure and ascetic a person is, he can't stand the medicinal properties of the medicinal wine. Qiao Yaozu's forehead immediately dripped with sweat, and he ordered Gu Zhien through gritted teeth: "Go back to the room!"

Gu Zhien was keenly aware of it, and eagerly asked eagerly: "Is the medicine effective? Does it work?"

It can be regarded as knowing that this medicinal wine is not that medicinal wine, Qiao Yaozu was fierce, and angrily reprimanded: "Shut up, go back to the room!"

"Tell me how much you drank first?" The aunt said, she drank too much Neng Ye·Yu Shiba Nu.

"Three cups!" Qiao Yaozu felt his whole body was going to burn, extremely uncomfortable.If it weren't for the thirty years of upbringing and suppression, he would have rushed towards Gu Zhien and turned into a wolf.

Three cups!This is fatal. Gu Zhien was afraid of accidents, so he didn't dare to hide it anymore, and honestly repeated what the aunt said: "What should I do? How about I ask the aunt? Her family should know how to deal with this situation the... huh?"

Finally he knew where the problem was, Qiao Yaozu closed his eyes in frustration, and used the greatest self-control in his life to suppress the overbearing primitive desire that he had never had before: "Come back to me!" You Shameless, I want more!I don't want to leave a legend in Huayao.No need to ask, the aunt will say to use a female antidote!
"Then what should I do? I'm afraid you will be abolished from now on." That would be a serious crime, and he would really be cut off by his mother. The Qiao family has no descendants, and it is not wrong to be cut off.The more Gu Zhien thought about it, the more frightened he became, his legs began to weaken.

The effect of the medicine was getting stronger and stronger, Qiao Yaozu's eyes were like a wolf's and a tiger's: "If I'm disabled, I'll be disabled too! Go back to your room."

"If there's anything wrong, call me." Gu Zhien walked into the room step by step, looking back three times. He was very worried and didn't dare to sleep, and kept his ears up to listen to the voices outside.

Waiting for Gu Zhien to close the door, Qiao Yaozu stood up and went to the bathroom, turned on the shower and took a cold shower, the cold winter water was cold to the bone, the fire in his abdomen was burning, the feeling of ice and fire was very uncomfortable , Qiao Yaozu clenched his teeth, his whole body seemed to be on fire.

The cold water for nearly half an hour didn't help, Qiao Yaozu cursed and closed his eyes.

After all, Qiao Yaozu underestimated the power of the secret recipe handed down from his ancestors. How could he know that the scorching heat that just lay on the bed came back again, and he was tortured to the point of madness. He stared at Gu Zhien's locked door with dark eyes.

In the end, reason prevailed, and Qiao Yaozu resigned to his fate and went to the bathroom again.

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(End of this chapter)