The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 125
"This is the baby's wedding room two years ago. They stayed here for one night and never came back. What's the point of asking for a woman from out of town? If you don't come back when you're pregnant, you say you can't get used to our food and have a baby." I haven't come back yet, saying that the child is too young and the house is too cold and easy to get sick. The ones I raise are not sons, but sons-in-law. I am blind all year round, and I can't see anyone...Don't worry, young man, the old woman cleans up this room It's very clean."

It can be seen that it is well taken care of, and the couplet on the door is still beaming after two years, but it is not suitable, so Qiao Yaozu asked: "Are there any other rooms?"

Apparently the old village chief misunderstood: "You are distinguished guests, this is the best room in my house, it has a TV and a special bathroom, it's very convenient..."

When the old village chief left, he opened the door and went in to see a big bed with a big red quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water. Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !
This miraculous development was beyond Qiao Yaozu's expectation, he coughed lightly: "Are you going to take a bath first or should I go first?"

When this scene asked this question, Gu Zhien always felt weird, with an unnatural expression: "How do you sleep tonight?" One bed is not enough for two people to share a room: "You sleep on the floor?"

Qiao Yaozu looked at Gu Zhien like a heartbroken man, and asked, "What's the temperature now?"

For the sake of accuracy, I deliberately took out my mobile phone to check, Gu Zhien replied: "minus 5 degrees."

"So, you let me sleep on the ground at minus 5 degrees?" Qiao Yaozu complained: "Are you still a person? What about your conscience? Are you sure you want to treat your boss like this?"

It is indeed a bit ruthless, but how do you sleep in a bed?
"I'll go to the old village chief to get another quilt, and I'll sleep overnight." Qiao Yaozu paused: "Don't worry, it won't be like last night again."

we can only do this.

When Gu Zhien came out after brushing his teeth, he found that there was an extra quilt in the room. How anxious the village chief was to hug his grandson!The quilt was brand new, maybe it was damp because it hadn't been used in the closet, especially the smell was very pungent, after several sneezes, Gu Zhien couldn't stand it and ran to open the window for air.

The temperature was below zero, and the night wind was strong. Even if the windows were only half-opened, it was still cool, and the smell didn't dissipate much, and the pungent smell remained the same.

Qiao Yaozu hated it so much, he acted first: "You build it tonight!"

Why? !Of course Gu Zhien didn't do it: "You cover it! You took it back, it's yours."

Qiao Yaozu stood firm: "No!" His big move was instant kill: "Anyway, I don't mind building a quilt with you, but you don't want to."

In the end, he couldn't beat the capitalists, and Baizi was put outside the door in the end, because the lethality of that smell was too strong.

Gu Zhien never knew that his principles and standpoints would be defeated by a quilt that had not been used for a long time, and while slapping moisturizing water on his face, he was depressed: "Can't you come back with a smelly quilt?"

"Given by the village chief, can I choose?" Qiao Yaozu just came out of the shower, was wiping his hair with a towel, seeing Gu Zhien still tossing bottles and jars on his face, he really couldn't figure out what a woman is How many processes are needed for that face? A man can at most have a bottle of facial cleanser and a bottle of face cream. How can there be so many things? unclear.

"It's just a few bottles, what's so hard to tell? You can tell the dozens of Ultraman. The first generation, Jack, Sophie, Seven, Ace, Taylor, Leo, Eddie, and Ultraman Wang, Astra, Udian, Gretika, Dyna, Gaia, Aguru... these are not more difficult to distinguish, you remember them all clearly." Gu Zhien only knows that the unified name is Ultraman , As for who is who, I can't tell who is who, and I feel that they are all similar.

"How can this be compared? Every Ultraman looks different, such as the first generation, Jack, and Sophie. The one with the eyes is the first generation, the one with round eyes is Jack, and the one with round eyes is Jack, and Sophie's eyes are medium. The first generation has the smallest face, while Jack's face Slightly larger but rounder and more compact, Sophie's face is the longest. Sophie's mouth is larger, and Jack's mouth is smaller and less conspicuous. The difference between Sophie's mouth and the first generation's mouth is that Sophie's mouth is slightly higher up and down, and the first generation's mouth is slightly higher. The distance between the left and right sides of the mouth is slightly wider. Looking at the chest, the red chest of the first generation is a complete and large piece. There is something like a lace decoration belt on the top of Jack’s red chest. There are two rows of honor medals on Sophie’s chest. Look at the triangular area, the one who wears big boxers is the first generation, the one who wears small briefs is Jack, and the one who wears big boxers with a red circle similar to stockings on the thigh is Zoffie. You can also tell the difference by looking at the legs, the first generation of knee pads It’s relatively thin, Jack’s knee pads are relatively short, and Sophie’s knee pads are about the same thickness as the first generation, but there’s a red circle at the base of her thigh that looks like a sock heel, that’s Sophie…”

As soon as he mentioned his favorite collection, Qiao Yaozu gushed: "Besides, Saiwen and Saiwen 21, Saiwen X, Saiwen is a highly recognizable Ultraman. He is red all over and has only two white stripes on his torso. There are armor-like things on the chest and upper arms. There is no color timer on Sai Wen’s chest, but the beam light on the top of the head calculates the amount of remaining energy and sends out an alarm; the energy armor plate on the chest (also behind the shoulders in the early stage, but it has arrived Half of it was removed in the later period) can absorb solar energy and convert it into its own energy. In addition, there is a weapon installed on Saiwen's head: the head dart, officially named Eye Slugger. A distinctive feature of Saiwen is that the body size can be changed freely , with miniaturization ability; and being able to manipulate capsule monsters to fight is also his characteristic. The white stripes on Severn 21 did not meet at a certain point, and the muscle lines on Severn X were more obvious. Severn, Severn 21, Severn X Although there are seven in their names, the three seven are not the same Ultraman."

"Those with hair like Elvis Presley include Aguru, Justis, Ace, Dyna, Max, King of Ultra, these are better to distinguish..."

Gu Zhien's eyes were filled with gold, and he regretted so much why he brought up Ultraman so cheaply, knowing that Qiao Yaozu is a fan of Ultraman collection!I can't wait to cover my ears, I don't want to listen to these science popularizations at all, they are girls, there is no need to distinguish them, and if they can't be distinguished, it will not affect work and life.

Qiao Yaozu explained in detail: "Ultramans with horns on their heads include Taro, Father of Ultra, Leo, Chen Stella, Jeno, Sai Luo, Saiga, Taiga..."

When Qiao Yaozu finished talking about the sixty or seventy Ultraman in detail, Gu Zhien's face was numb. What he never expected was that the kindness did not interrupt, and the dog man had a good time talking, and he actually reported his revenge to the exam question: "Clearly divided Yet?"

Gu Zhien wants to die!Can't remember, Ultraman shorthand is simply a false proposition.

The saliva was dry, but he didn't remember any of them. Qiao Yaozu hated that iron can't be made into steel.

Hey, what does that look at people through the door mean?Gu Zhien was not convinced, and turned out the lipstick in the bag: "The first passionate red is a positive red, full of color, very expressive, and the second is a perfect coral red, with a little orange in the red, which is very aura. The third color It is smiling orange, suitable for summer and lively little fairies. No. 10 heartbeat coral pink, the color of girls is tender and special for daily life. No. [-] honey pink is a very tender color with full luster, and No. [-] coffee brown is very airy It is suitable for girls of Royal Sister Fan. No. [-] is refreshing strawberry purple, which is very suitable for summer and fair-skinned girls. Elegant and intellectual... Come on, I'm not as perverted as you, I'll say sixty or seventy at once, I'll only say [-] color numbers, now you come and give me points!"

Qiao Yaozu was dumbfounded: "..."! ! !
In the end, the two reconciled.No one is embarrassing anyone.

Gu Zhien continued the maintenance work, and asked casually: "Suspenders, silk socks, swimsuits, lace skirts... Hey, let me ask you how Ultraman feels like a big guy in women's clothing?"

This day Wai Feixian, Qiao Yaozu's face turned green with a stroke of genius, and Ultraman couldn't bear to look at him so much: "Shut up!"

The dog man is fierce again!Gu Zhien curled his lips, and said nothing if he didn't say it!At this time, Hu Honghui sent a video call, and as soon as he connected, he saw the delicious roasted whole lamb!Across the screen, Gu Zhien seemed to be able to smell the aroma. A whole freshly baked roasted whole lamb had a golden-yellow skin and a slight tinge of maroon. The lamb was decorated with green vegetables. People can't help drooling.

"This is not an ordinary roasted whole lamb. It uses the golden road, eats Chinese herbal medicine, drinks mineral water, takes Liuwei Dihuang pills, and feeds the wife's oral liquid." Hu Honghui said the same as the elixir of immortality: "These sheep are all wild and natural. They eat high-quality and precious Chinese herbal medicines. They drink water melted from the snow-capped mountains, plus ingredients handed down from my Hu family. Do you smell the aroma?"

"I can't even eat the fragrance. Aren't you a greedy person?" Seeing Hu Honghui holding the sheep with his right hand, his left hand was like a sharp knife cutting through the mess, and the lamb was cut into pieces with lightning speed. The legs were all removed.

Hu Honghui took a bite, and closed her eyes happily: "The outside is burnt and the inside is tender, fat but not greasy, and the juice will burst out. The happiest thing in life is to eat roasted whole lamb." After eating, return it to Gu Zhien Update the knowledge base: "Do you know the legend of roasting a whole lamb? A long time ago, there was a fire in a family's house... The owner saw that the lamb was burnt and the flesh was red. He tasted it and it tasted good. The sheep was born, and the owner made a fortune by selling roasted whole sheep..."

Legends are usually embellished, so Gu Zhien was particularly skeptical: "Is this legend reliable?"

Hu Honghui slapped her chest loudly: "I can't guarantee the other legends, but I can guarantee that this is true, because that family is my ancestor, and it is recorded in the Hu family's genealogy, and I went to look it up. .”

Okay, I got it, your ancestors were rich!

"Actually, eating roasted whole sheep is very particular. The whole sheep must be whole. The head of the sheep must face the guest of honor. It is necessary to sing praises and toast for three rounds. It is called Hundu Geqi in Mongolian to entertain with a knife. Make a cross on the forehead of the sheep's head. , which means perfection, the head of the sheep is placed in front of the altar to worship the Buddha, and when the whole sheep is presented, a special person is arranged to give a congratulatory speech..."

Seeing that Gu Zhien couldn't eat, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth, drew a circle and cursed: "I gained ten catties after one supper!"

This is the most ruthless curse in the world!Hu Honghui screamed: "You ungrateful white-eyed wolf, thanks to the fact that I took a video of you for a day! I don't care, anyway, the video is given to you to support your business. If my apprentice and I are really poor and living on the streets one day, You have to take us in."

The Roasted Whole Foods in the video are full of color, fragrance, and taste, and once it was uploaded to the online store, it received a lot of criticism.

"Shopkeeper, poisoning in the middle of the night, won't your conscience hurt?"

"It doesn't matter, fight poison with poison, lose weight while eating!"

"I can't control my mouth, why did I click in! This is not a store I can visit, I don't deserve it!"

"I can't fight, I can't scold, I can only go downstairs to have a barbecue to relieve my anger, so I am very angry."

"Shopkeeper, you are truly unforgivable. Now I can't sleep, and my mind is full of roast whole lamb! I want to eat it crazy."

"How do you keep warm if you don't eat meat?! Eat!"

"I'm a person with very poor self-discipline. When I see someone injecting poison late at night, I usually can't control myself. No matter how cold the weather is, I have to get up and eat snacks, but my physique is not up to par. Even drinking cold water makes me fat! Shopkeeper, are you guilty?"

"I gained ten pounds in the winter, so now I don't check Moments at all late at night, because I'm afraid that someone will tempt me to eat. I didn't expect to go to a family planning store and I still can't escape! Life is full of pitfalls! It's hard to guard against."

"Shopkeeper, if you have the ability, take me to the eating scene! I can eat until you lose everything!"

"Love can be discussed slowly, but meat must be eaten while it is hot."

"An excellent person like me should have eaten meat for the rest of his life."

"Shopkeeper, does the duck belong to your family? Can you make salted duck in sauce? I want to eat the extra spicy one, ouch, I can't think about it, just thinking about it makes my mouth water and I can't sleep."

"You upstairs are so cruel, how can you eat such a smart and cute duck? Beat you!"

"If you eat, you will be fat. If you don't eat, you will be greedy."

"The most painful love triangle in the world is I love food but fat loves me."

"Let us be companions in the world of mortals, and eat for nothing."

"Shopkeeper, ask me again, do you sell the bloody BMW horse? The price is negotiable."

"I've been tempted my age. I'm still a kid."

"I hope that this winter, I will be surrounded by roast whole lamb and love beans."

"Shopkeeper, please respect your profession. You are a salesperson of family planning products, not a food broadcast! Not a food broadcast! Not a food broadcast! Say important things three times."

"Upstairs is wrong, the shop owner is shrewd. Seeing the roasted whole lamb, he wants to eat supper. What should he do if he is full and worried about gaining weight? Do exercise in bed and exercise! The results will come. The shop owner is a qualified and excellent salesman of family planning products member."

"Oh my god, is sales like this now? I'm so worried that I'll starve to death after graduation!"

………………

Not to mention, a video of roasting a whole lamb really pushed today's performance to the highest point. 100 orders were sold in half an hour, and today's turnover is already [-].

Gu Zhien was elated, with a pleasant smile on her face. It’s great that she finally opened up sales: “I think it’s really possible to become a landlord. Buying a house is just around the corner. I want to build a gold house!” Show it, monopoly!
"Come on, I'm optimistic about you." Qiao Yaozu pays attention to the online store every day, and he is quite convinced. Gu Zhien's slanting sword forced Gu Zhien to fight a bloody road. The turnover is soaring.

After wiping off the eye cream and applying lip balm, Gu Zhien finally finished her skin care before going to bed. Qiao Yaozu had already been lying on the bed with a book in his hand, but he didn't read a word, although his face was calm It's like water, but my heart is turbulent.

Standing in front of the bed, Gu Zhien was so tangled up that his face was wrinkled into a bun, especially when he saw the pattern of mandarin ducks playing in the water on the quilt, it felt even weirder, and he had the illusion of a newlyweds in a trance.

Qiao Yaozu lifted a corner of the quilt: "It's not like we haven't shared the same bed before, what are you struggling with? Come up quickly, isn't it cold to stand there?"

"Can it be the same? At that time, it was because you were about to die from the cold. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." After all, Gu Zhien couldn't stand the invasion of the cold air and hid under the blanket.

The bed had been warmed by Qiao Yaozu long ago, and Gu Zhien was immediately surrounded by heat as soon as she lay in it, which was quite different from the cold feeling of the bed when she first went to bed.

There was someone lying beside him, Qiao Yaozu immediately smelled a strong milky fragrance, couldn't help taking a deep breath, it smells really nice, but it's also very tempting.Seeing that Gu Zhien only dared to lie on the edge of the bed like a wolf guard: "Come here, this is the bed, the Pacific Ocean cannot be separated!"

Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !This is provocation!Who do you look down on!We are old drivers, who are we afraid of!One turned around and faced Qiao Yaozu, put his thighs around his waist, touched his face with his hands, cast a wink and said coquettishly: "Master, my servant is waiting for you."

The uncle's Adam's apple quickly rolled a few times, his big hand grabbed the troubled little hand, and then he frowned dissatisfiedly: "Why is it so cold?"

Damn, I'll talk to you about style, and you talk to me about cold hands, isn't the distance between heaven and earth too far away?However, Qiao Yaozu's hand temperature is really high, it's so warm and comfortable, Gu Zhien couldn't help but snorted comfortably.

This murmur opened the Pandora's box of Qiao Yaozu's truest thoughts, and a wave of enthusiasm rushed straight to his abdomen. Fortunately, he reacted very quickly on the spot, brushing away Gu Zhien's thighs on his abdomen, and shouted: "Lie down. gone."

The force was a bit strong, and it hurt Gu Zhien, unforgivable: "I won't!"

I wanted to revive and make a comeback, but it was a pity that Qiao Yaozu instantly killed him with one sentence: "I don't have any ideas now, if you continue to do this, it's hard to say, and the consequences will be at your own risk."

Upon hearing that the risk factor was so high, Gu Zhien immediately behaved like a kitten: "Sleep."

Before going to sleep, I secretly made a wish in my heart: Brother Jiang, please come to my dream at night, and I am willing to pay.

Said to sleep and fell asleep really quickly, leaving Qiao Yaozu tormented.Smelling the smell of the person next to the pillow and feeling the body temperature of the person next to me is simply killing me.Like being in a sea of ​​fire, scorching hot.

Not wanting to become unmanageable in the end, Qiao Yaozu sullenly maintained his indifferent expression and recited the "Qingxin Pu'an Mantra": "The avenue is invisible, and it gives birth to the world; the avenue is ruthless, and moves the sun and the moon; the avenue is nameless, and it grows all things. The color is not different from the sky. Empty is not different from form, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and perception is also the same..."

After reading it twice, I was finally defeated by Gu Zhien's poor sleeping posture. When she first fell asleep, she lay flat in her sleeping position so that the well water did not interfere with the river water, and the Chu and Han were clearly distinguished.As soon as he fell asleep, he turned into an octopus and got entangled in the heat source, which made Qiao Yaozu even more uncomfortable.

Gritting his teeth to suppress the devil in his heart, Qiao Yaozu's slender and powerful arms changed the direction of the person, and he hugged Gu Zhien from the back, hugging her tightly, turning her into a flying bird caught by a spider's web. Like a bug, trapped in his arms and unable to move.

Probably because of some discomfort, Gu Zhien struggled subconsciously in his sleep, and was immediately restrained to death by Qiao Yaozu's tyrannical force. Maybe he knew that the struggle was futile, so he stopped moving and fell into a deep sleep again.

Unbearably uncomfortable, Qiao Yaozu, who was holding him, took a deep breath, reached out and touched the wound on Gu Zhien's mouth, it had scabbed over, and after rubbing back and forth for a while, he couldn't hold back, and licked his red lips. A secret happiness blossomed in the bottom of my heart: "What a tormenting fairy!"

The goblin was sleeping soundly, but she didn't know that it caused a great fire.

In the end, Qiao Yaozu showed his whiteness in the sky and finally fell into a deep sleep.

When I woke up the next morning, Gu Zhishen was still in a daze.

Qiao Yaozu woke up in pain, his ears pierced by the magic sound, and he gritted his teeth: "Shut up."

Gu Zhien subconsciously acted according to the order, and finally became sober, with red ears: "You rascal!"

The rogue didn't recognize it: "It's a good thing you have read the book! Also, who is the rogue?"

Gu Zhien wanted to cry but had no tears, and had nowhere to sue: "..."

Unreasonable in reasoning, unsatisfied with others, Gu Zhien blushed like a lobster, and went to the bathroom with smoke coming from his head.In the end, I was reminded: "Hurry up, I have to go to the toilet!"

Gu Zhien bit his toothbrush and opened the door expressionlessly, and did not leave: "Hurry up your sister!"

"Still leaving?" Qiao Yaozu gave the last chance.

Gu Zhien put his hands on his waist, looked up at the sky, there was a man in charge, and no one could let him go: "If you have the ability to remind me, then you have the ability to face me!"

Qiao Yaozu really dared to do it!
Gu Zhien dug a deep pit and buried himself. He saw something that he shouldn’t have seen. He didn’t even want to see it. You shouldn't die, you really can't die if you don't do it.

Qiao Yaozu was left with a sneer, Xiao Mian, I can't cure you!I started to collapse after laughing, and it was already half an hour later when I went out again. The main reason is that I have to face up. It took a long time to sort out my emotions, and it took some time. How can there be a naturally thick-skinned person.

(End of this chapter)