The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 130 Whimsical
In just two minutes of hard work, I got more gifts than a month, and they were all big gifts. I converted it into a [-]% commission in my heart, and Princess Loli Pagoda was ecstatic. She rushes out the door!Fortunately, I came prepared just now, took out the pesticide bottle from the bag and put it near my mouth, threatening: "If you two don't cooperate with my live broadcast and drive me away, then I will drink the pesticide."

Seeing the words "paraquat" on the pesticide bottle, the faces of the two siblings changed drastically at the same time. Gu Duofu made a decisive decision: "What do you want me to do, you say."

Gu Zhien was also frightened and turned pale: "Don't be impulsive, do you know the consequences of drinking it? Once paraquat comes out, no grass will grow! Once you take paraquat, you are close to death, and you will die."

Gu Duofu, who has a wide range of knowledge, said in more detail: "Oral administration of 5 to 15 milliliters (the amount of a bottle cap) of paraquat is enough to kill, but the horror of paraquat has always given you time to regret, but not life. Opportunity. At the beginning, I feel normal, but the next day I feel weak, my breathing speeds up, and I need to inhale oxygen to maintain normal breathing. Later, the oropharynx will be severely ulcerated, and I can’t speak even if I want to speak. Lips, face There were also skin ulcers on the skin."

"And in the invisible place, the internal organs are invaded by toxins, the organ failure, the process is very painful, but they will still be alive consciously. Until the pulmonary fibrosis and respiratory failure become more obvious, the lungs are rapidly fibrotic, and now there is no medical treatment. The means can be reversed. Reversing pulmonary fibrosis is equivalent to reducing ham sausage to a pig. Even if the poisoned person has a strong will to survive, the doctor is powerless, and finally the patient will suffocate to death while conscious.”

"That is to say, if you are conscious and watch yourself die, you can't die. Doctors can't save you. Even if you drink a small amount and get treated in time, you survive, but the sequelae will accompany you for the rest of your life, deeply affecting your quality of life. Can't have a normal life."

"The treatment process is also very painful. It is necessary to completely remove the poison in the digestive tract, draw out blood activated charcoal to take drugs, and use large doses of hormone medication. Gastric lavage and blood purification are both uncomfortable. Conventional catharsis adsorption promotes the excretion of poison (20% mannitol, montmorillonite powder), inhibit gastric acid (omeprazole), prevent infection with antibiotics, protect the oral cavity and digestive tract mucosa (Xinlei powder, Kangfuxin liquid), high-dose hormone (dexamethasone), antioxidant (vitamin C, Vitamin E, reduced glutathione), improving microcirculation (Salvia miltiorrhiza), rehydration and diuresis...the most painful way to die is to watch yourself being suffocated to death in despair after taking paraquat! , sister-in-law, don't mess around."

"Xueba is amazing. Every word he says is correct, easy to understand, and even the punctuation marks are clear. Not much to say, let the rocket go to show my admiration for Xueba."

"This is the ancient god who is said to be everywhere in the world. Oh my god, I actually saw the god in the sky. There was smoke from my ancestral grave, and a plane flew up to show my worship to the great god."

"One time I went to listen to the ancient god's lecture with my professor. After he finished, I didn't understand. I wanted to ask my professor to tell me again, but the professor smiled and told me, 'No, I didn't understand either. Understood'..."

"The upstairs is also a great god, and he is actually qualified to listen to the lectures of the ancient gods. Is that a lecture? It is a wordless scriptures that extraordinary people can read."

"The ancient god raised the average IQ of our country by his own power."

"I once had the honor to play a werewolf game with the boss. To tell you the truth, I won. Please allow me to worship myself. After all, I was the one who killed the boss. The reason why the boss was defeated by me is because Because he is upright and kind, and does not lie."

"Genius belongs to the wealth of human beings. The ancient gods are geniuses. I am a human being. Let me substitute it in. The ancient gods are the wealth of human beings. In the end, he is mine. Please call me Mrs. Gu from now on, thank you."

"What brand is the down jacket worn by the ancient god? I want the same style."

"Oh my god, I actually have the same style as the ancient god. My slippers are exactly the same as the ones on the ancient god's feet. A pair is nine yuan. I am so happy that I am also a poor person."

"People are not poor, but their living habits. Academics from all walks of life have a very simple life. Pure academics, how can they have so much free time to think about what to eat today? How can they have time to think about where to go at night? They have everything. I spend most of my time studying my own ideals and academics. Is Lao Yuan famous because of what he eats and wears? No, it is because of his selfless mental state and academic research, because of their own core value."

"Big guy's clothes are really simple! Like the sweeping monks in Shaolin Temple, they are inconspicuous but the most powerful."

"It's really a god to eat and drink with ladles."

"A person with outstanding talent and diligence and simplicity is really admirable."

"The Great God once said that his English is not good. I thought that the poor English is just like me failing. The Great God's English is not good enough because the written test is perfect, but the oral English is not enough! This is the gap between me and the Great God, not only one. The Milky Way is still separated from the mortal world and the Nine Heavens."

"I and other mortals don't understand the world of the Great God. What's even more frightening is that people who are better than you work harder than you. I eat and drink at home and read pornographic novels during the annual leave. The Great God also reads novels, but what I read is "Gravity's Rainbow." ", it's still the original version. Well, I have something in common with the master, we both read novels, are happy, and go around in circles."

"It is indeed "Gravity's Rainbow". It took me twenty years to read this book carefully, and now I have fully mastered the skills of how to write a book that others cannot understand."

"Gravity's Rainbow, like many postmodernist novels, has no storyline. The whole book is composed of many scattered episodes and the author's specious arguments, including modern physics, rocket engineering, advanced mathematics, sexual psychology, abnormal sex and love. and many more."

"I tried to read this book, and after 10 pages, I failed with the mosquito-repellent eye posture. Two years later, I felt that I had improved a bit, so I re-read this book and failed again. I think I will probably not open this book again, because I really I don’t know what he wants to say, what he wants to do, and how he plans to do it. This book is respected by heaven and man, and I dare not blaspheme it.

"This book has become more and more formidable! The author has a magical stream of consciousness and unparalleled knowledge of mathematics, physics and chemistry. The experience of reading is absolutely unprecedented! I feel that my brain is being tens of thousands of volts while reading. High pressure stimulation can only be described in one word: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"Then I feel better than the ones upstairs, because I still understand a lot of parts. I have read the pornographic jokes in it carefully, and I understand them. They have a profound impact on me."

"Damn it! Can you tell me about the profound influence upstairs? I also want to be inspired."

"It's only after working hard that I realize how important talent is. I read at night every day, and I haven't slept in for three years in high school, but I still can't get into the University of the Ancient Gods. I'm a fucking waste."

"I thought it was my handsome skin that became the biggest obstacle on my way to become a top student, and prevented me from being admitted to the number one university in our country. Today I saw the face of the ancient god. Damn it, compared with him, I am not Stinky skin! It's fine if you have such a strong brain, but you can kill me instantly in appearance, and despise me in height, this is no way for people to survive."

"The revival of the motherland is inseparable from this kind of god-man. He is our idol and wins glory for the country."

"Compared to the ancient gods, I'm like a fool."

"In the world of gods, mortals are not worthy. In front of the Great God, I once again thought that I was just adding burden to the world!"

"Ashamed of myself, I always thought that I came to the world to make up for it."

"Weak, pitiful and helpless, let's talk about the thirty years I've made up in this world!"

"Just dumbfounded, my IQ is only worthy of being brave and foolish!"

"The only thing the great god and I have in common is that we are both single, and I suddenly feel that being single is also very noble."

"You're wrong, you dog is a pan-human, the girl who the Great God wants to chase after him lined up to go around the world three times, okay, I really want to sleep with him! Desire and purity, my favorite."

"Go away upstairs, that's my husband!"

"The manga face of the ancient god, my God, I'm so amazed, I can't bear it anymore."

"Old God, I want to give you a monkey."

"Fuck upstairs, you don't have any self-knowledge, and your IQ is not allowed to tarnish the genes of the ancient god! The god looks at me, I can give you monkeys!"

"I have a younger sister who is about to marry me when she is eighteen years old. I want to be a matchmaker and introduce him to the ancient god. Maybe my son will also be a genius under his training and influence. Thinking about it makes me happy, and I can rewrite the fate of my entire family. From now on, I will go to the top and change my family."

"I sincerely hope that the ancient god will get true love. He is a national treasure. I hope everyone loves and cherishes him, especially girls. If anyone dares to scum our ancient god, you wait, I believe everyone will not let it go. over yours."

"It doesn't matter whether you play with your feelings or not. What's important is that the whole little ancient god comes out first. My daughter is already three years old and wants to be an in-law."

"Everything upstairs is first-come-first-served. I already booked the ancient god as my in-law three years ago."

"The pillar of the country, the whole people love you."

"Ancient God is not something you can flirt with if you want, unless you can channel your mind with him, otherwise the two of you won't be able to resonate together."

"It is estimated that the ancient god's criterion for choosing a mate is to be able to understand his lessons."

"I was lucky enough to attend the ancient god's class. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Make an effort to understand."

"I admit that I am a fool. Professor Gu's class is like listening to the heavenly scriptures. I seem to understand everything, but I don't understand anything. I think I have learned it, but in the end it is useless."

"I listened to Professor Gu's class for a semester, and finally settled the account of doing hair transplantation, and let myself go. I don't understand, I can't keep up, so why force it. It's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law when you are bald. It is more important to pass on the family. A generation of children and grandchildren will listen, I am a waste and I am not worthy."

"The upstairs is already very powerful, and I don't even have the qualifications to listen to his class. The ancient god's class is a small class, and it is difficult to get the qualification to attend."

"It sounds like I can understand it when I get the qualification. The ancient god's personality charm and talent coexist, which is the ceiling on IQ, and even his appearance is like smallpox."

"If such a person is plotting against someone, he will probably be sold out and count the money for him with a foolish smile."

"In the eyes of the ancient gods, my IQ is estimated to be equivalent to that of a pig."

"It's too poignant. I don't want to be a pig, but my IQ is a pig."

"Genius is a talent, a national treasure is a treasure."

"The ancient god is the pillar of the country and the wealth of mankind. You have to take care of your health. We strongly request the country to equip the ancient god with life assistants to take care of his diet and daily life. He is not talented. Although he is not good at studying, he is a graduate of New Oriental. Cook good food, volunteer to take care of the ancient god's food and daily life, it doesn't matter whether you are paid or not, as long as I ask, I can take care of my children's studies."

"It's still the same roommate. It's ashamed to say that when he was my roommate, he was still a little puppet, and I was already 175 centimeters tall. Now he is 190 centimeters, and I am still 175 centimeters, alas."

"Is it Lu Xiuyuan upstairs? I'm your classmate Chen Wangxi. I asked the teacher if I didn't know it in class, and the ancient god if the teacher didn't know it."

"Oh my god, what kind of live broadcast room did I enter? It's like a gathering of big bosses, and they are crazily worshiping."

"When I saw the ancient gods, I thought of Old Tang's Peach Blossom Song. Others laughed at me for being too crazy, but I laughed at others for not being able to see through. I couldn't see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there were no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields."

"Princess Pagoda, please don't disturb and expose such geniuses, let them quietly and comfortably show their talents in their own fields and create miracles. The progress of science, the progress of society, and the progress of China all depend on geniuses like them."

"That's right, please stop your hard-pressing live broadcast, don't waste his time, it's a crime!"

"Return him to be quiet, calm, and peaceful. Do you think it's polite to disturb a genius like this?"

"I hope that such talents will not be polluted in the noisy world."

"Ancient gods, genius-level existences, for such characters, what we ordinary people should do most is to take care of their daily life and diet as much as possible, and then don't bother them. Because they are creating miracles in the world. For such a genius , the country must be well protected, and the heights that mankind can reach in the future depend on such people."

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The comments flashed very fast, because there were too many people posting comments, the popularity of Princess Lolita Pagoda's live broadcast room increased at the speed of Shenba, and it broke through 100 million in the blink of an eye. On the throne of the number one popularity in the live broadcast room.

With such a record, how could Princess Loli Pagoda stop?Holding the mobile phone in one hand and the pesticide bottle in the other, she began to press: "Zhien, please tell everyone the truth about the affair."

Gu Zhien blinked a few times at the mother behind Princess Luoli Pagoda, and then answered the question: "That's my classmate who jumped into the reservoir to save people. He was almost frozen. I just took off his wet clothes. Please." Everyone, don't listen to the random fabrications of people with ulterior motives, don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, and be sober in the world. Thank you."

"Hey, the young lady upstairs looks familiar. Is it the owner of the online store I want to get rich? I'm your loyal customer."

Gu Zhien frowned, and didn't want to answer at first, but Princess Luolibaota immediately put the pesticide bottle next to her mouth as a threat: "Zhien, everyone is very curious."

"Yes, I opened the I want to get rich online store." Gu Zhien was worried and worried: "Take the pesticide bottle away and don't touch your mouth. Human life is at stake. Please respect your life."

The screen was full of presents flying again, and the screen was blown up, and some people who watched the excitement and were not afraid of big things shouted: "Drink, drink, drink, I will scan 100 planes."

Princess Luolibaota saw that it was the local tyrant who was speaking, and knew that he was not short of money, so she took a sip very quickly without saying a word, and in order to show that she was not cheating, she deliberately put the bottle away from her mouth when pouring, so that everyone can drink it. It is very clear that there is really poured liquid into the mouth, which means that it is really drinking and not lying: "I drank it, and it's time for you to buy 100 planes."

The faces of the Gu family siblings changed drastically in fright, and they immediately stood up and wanted to send someone to the hospital, but how could Princess Luoli Baota agree, and raised the pesticide bottle again: "Continue to live broadcast, otherwise I will still drink it."

There was a wolf howling in the live broadcast room: "He is a ruthless person, he is so ruthless to himself, brush, the gift must be brushed up, Princess Pagoda, don't worry, I will count the planes of the local tyrant for you, even if one is missing."

There are also people who have three views and persuaded: "Princess Pagoda, don't make fun of your own life. The ancient gods have said it just now. If you take a sip, you may not be able to save it."

"The one upstairs is so naive, do you really believe that what she drank was paraquat? It's just a pesticide bottle for display, maybe it's a drink in it."

"It's just a script that attracts popularity. They're not stupid. Who will die if they live well and live broadcast to make money."

"This anchor is really ruthless. She doesn't show off or scold miserably. She dares to sacrifice her life. I still remember that the first video of her was swallowing a light bulb! She is a warrior."

"I've seen that video too. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts. It turned out that the light bulb couldn't be pulled out of the mouth. Later, Princess Baota went to the hospital to take it out live. The doctor scolded me to death."

"Why can't the bulb be taken out after putting it in the mouth? What's the principle?"

"Those upstairs can try it for themselves."

"Princess Pagoda even ate fresh roadside shit in a live broadcast! Just for her heavy taste, I bought 50 super rockets!"

"I saw a video of Princess Pagoda kissing a turtle, and then her mouth was bitten."

"Damn, so many brave battles? You are a ruthless person! Swipe 10 super rockets to express my admiration."

"Ruthless or Pagoda Princess!"

"I just like this kind of person who doesn't talk too much, but really does it with real guns and ammunition. It's strong enough and enjoyable! Keep 10 planes. Keep it up."

"This kind of treasure anchor, please give me a dozen!"

"It's a clear stream! It's pink."

How can the Gu family siblings care about the comments in the direct review room? People on the Internet can't smell the strong smell of pesticides. The siblings can really smell it, but they dare not act rashly when they are detained. Gu Duofu After thinking for a while, "Sister, go outside and grab a handful of soil, soak it in water and turn it into mud."

Gu Zhien has become a marionette, and his brain is completely useless. The younger brother will do whatever he says. Princess Loli Pagoda sees that the biggest person is here, so she doesn't stop Gu Zhien from leaving. Soon she He brought a glass of muddy water: "Drink it quickly."

There are also many people in the live broadcast room urging Princess Pagoda to drink quickly, saying that the mud paddle can absorb paraquat and neutralize the poison, and it can detoxify part of the poison, but if you have money, you will lose your life. Some people even said that as long as you drink it, you will be given a gift.For the gift, Princess Loli Pagoda drank very happily, and also drank the soapy water that made her vomit later. For the money, she is willing to do anything, not to mention that this kind of life is fatal: "No matter how serious my illness is, as long as I pay attention , Guarantee that my waist is not sore and my legs are not hurting. I don’t want to recover. Old irons, if you want to ask anything, hurry up and seize the opportunity. The live broadcast room of Princess Pagoda is unique. If you miss this opportunity, you will never see it again. There will be, is there anyone who wants to hear Gu Dashen sing? If so, you can dial 11111 on the public screen, sister dances and brother sings, okay?"

In the next second, the live broadcast room was completely occupied by 1111111.

The two brothers and sisters of the Gu family were forced to open their businesses. Gu Duofu sang a song "The Story of Yueyang Tower": "Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself. If you live in a high temple, you will worry about its people; if you live far away, you will worry about your king." Going forward is also worrying, retreating is also worrying. But when will you be happy? It must be said to worry about the worries of the world first, and then enjoy the joys of the world..."

There were screams: "Wow, my husband's voice is so magnetic, my ears are already pregnant, husband, what should our child's name be?"

"The breath is controlled steadily, the speech is steady, the rhythm is quick, and the tone is full and soft. He is completely qualified as the host of the CCTV News Network."

"Husband, I want to see you every day on the news broadcast at 7:30 p.m., I will watch it seriously, and I will take notes with my daughter."

"Husband, may I ask what level is your Mandarin?"

"Several levels, top ceiling!"

"It's over. I didn't fall in love with the face of the ancient god, but I fell in love with his voice. Listen to it and enjoy it."

"I fell in love with the elder sister of the Gu family. Although she was forced to do business, she danced like a marionette. This limb is so stiff. It's so joyful. I love her kindness."

"My sister is doing a square dance. There are people dancing this kind of ghost dance in the square near my house. My sister is really down-to-earth. She is a little fairy. I love it."

"Little fairy, look at me. I don't have a girlfriend yet. I'm still a rich second generation. I'm clean and healthy. I'd like to recommend myself a pillow mat. I want to have a younger brother of the same style. I also want to have such a twin."

"Do you think that's all you want? All mothers in China want to have the same son, okay?"

"Hey, I seem to have found the closest distance to the ancient god, and I can be his brother-in-law, hahahaha. In the future, I don't need to educate the child, and I can become a talent by leaving it to my brother-in-law. It's so worry-free."

"Thank you for the selfless sharing upstairs. Cough, brother-in-law, let's have a drink when we have time."

"I also want to be the brother-in-law of the ancient god, but the young lady is still so kind and looks immortal."

"Hey, you still have to be self-aware. I'm ugly and poor, so I don't have the qualifications to compete. However, I can visit Miss Sister's online store!!"

"Wait for me upstairs, let's go shopping together, miss, I will be your loyal customer."

"Let's go together. My family's family planning supplies are depleted quickly. Who else should buy them? I'd rather buy them at Sister Gushen's shop."

"I really envy those upstairs who have the opportunity to use it. I'm sorry that I'm already in my thirties, and I'm still a virgin, pure yang body protector."

"The conditions upstairs should not be so rigid, just be of the same species, and there should be no distinction between men and women."

"Fuck, what a dangerous statement upstairs, but I'm shamefully moved. Let's go to the online store together."

"I don't want to wait until I'm done. I still have homework to ask the ancient gods. It's been three months and I haven't had any ideas. It's like walking into a dead end. Princess Pagoda, as long as you let the ancient gods answer the questions for me, I will Send you 50 planes."

When Princess Loli Pagoda saw 50 planes, her eyes were as bright as 1000-watt headlights, and she held a pesticide bottle to force Gu Duofu to answer the questions.

After reading the question, Guduofu thought about it for two minutes and immediately gave the answer. The Internet was full of "shit".

"Fuck, it's my mother tongue, why can't I understand punctuation marks!"

"Although I don't understand, I've recorded all the witty things, and I will study them slowly after the broadcast. I guess the next three years will be very busy. Don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

"Damn it, I studied hard for 30 years, and thought hard for three months, but it was solved in three minutes, and I didn't even need aids. It was a brain storm and the result came out. Why is the gap between people so different? Big?! Compared with the ancient gods, I am even more useless than my pig! Anyway, pork can be sold for money."

"Damn it, I only heard about Faraday's electromagnetic induction formula, and I don't understand the rest!"

"Fuck, the one on someone's neck is called the head. I suspect the one on my neck is a melon, you idiot!"

"Big brother, be confident and remove your doubts."

"I am sour, there is a lemon fruit on the lemon tree, and there is me under the lemon tree."

"Upstairs, lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree. With you."

"After listening to the great god's answer, I feel that my IQ has been baptized. I feel like I don't know where to start even if I copy it."

"There are legends in the rivers and lakes that the IQ of the ancient gods reached a sky-defying 180. According to the experimental results in the "Bell Curve", about 70% of the people are at a normal intelligence level, and 2% of the people have an IQ below 70, which is intelligence. Severely handicapped people, and geniuses with an intelligence higher than 140, only account for about 1% of the world's population. The estimates of the ancient gods can be counted with fingers."

"Board and management are dizzy looking at the topic. At first, I was quite envious of the IQ of the ancient gods, but the brother upstairs said that, now I am very glad that I didn't get into the 2% statistic. To be a man, you must be content, and those who are content are always happy." .”

"The king is above, please accept the bow of the bronze brother."

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. For those without talent, without that one percent inspiration, all the hard work will be wasted."

"I am also a well-known 211 graduate. I have been in the society for more than ten years. Well, I have forgotten all of these. I really forgot. Dear teacher, can I get a refund of the tuition?"

"The upstairs is whimsical, and you still want to refund the fee. How much trauma have you left for the teacher? Don't you have any points in your heart? Pay the mental damage fee first."

"This is my temperament that you can't imitate. The world of geniuses is something that mortals don't understand."

"Excuse me, what is the current monthly salary of the ancient god? Have you bought a house?"

As soon as Guduofu's salary was mentioned, everyone was stunned. Many people had a sense of accomplishment and were overjoyed.

"Although I don't have as high an IQ as Ancient God, but my salary is higher than his, I feel like I'm a bit drifting, what's going on?"

"I've already floated to the sky. I bought a house in the capital, but the ancient gods can't afford it! Tianlu, I'm actually stronger than the ancient gods. My ancestors were probably so excited that they wanted to cheat their bodies together."

(End of this chapter)