The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 149
After being rejected, Qiao Yaozu lost his voice, and after waiting for a long time, there was no movement. Gu Zhien was worried that something might have happened, right?Could it be that the Yuba leaked electricity?Thinking about it this way, I immediately became anxious. Electricity leakage can kill people. Everything else is trivial in front of life. Immediately turn the doorknob to go in and see Qiao Yaozu half lying on the edge of the bathtub in underwear, silent, the hot water is still on. It's terrible, I didn't expect something to happen.

Thinking it was a power leak, my mind went blank and I didn't know what to do to be correct, Gu Zhien shouted anxiously: "Qiao Yaozu, wait for me to call 120 immediately."

Qiao Yaozu was suffering from a stomach problem, and it was coming in an unprecedented way, so he couldn't hold it back all of a sudden: "Give me the stomach medicine, you have it in your bag."

I was scared to death, and it was not because of an electric leak that people were still alive. Gu Zhien almost cried with joy, and hurried to pour hot water to get the medicine. After Qiao Yaozu took it, he said: "I will help you to lie on the bed for a while." ?”

Qiao Yaozu was washing his hair just now, returning the foam from his hair: "Rinse me first." He looked weaker than a sick beauty: "I feel uncomfortable, my hands and feet are weak, and my stomach hurts when I move it."

It really needs to be washed, Gu Zhien found a stool for Qiao Yaozu to sit down, then turned on the hot water and began to wash his hair, it was the first time he knew that a man's hair would be prickly, not soft like a woman's hair at all.

Qiao Yaozu put his arms around Gu Zhien's waist: "Take care of me, I'm dizzy, I can't sit still with all my strength."

All right, you are the sick number and you have the final say.It's just the first time a pair of big men's hands were placed on the waist. It was hot and hot, and the heat was continuously transmitted through the clothes. Gu Zhien felt strange, so he had to speed up the movements of his hands to rinse off the foam.

Fortunately, men's hair is short and easy to take care of. It only took two or three minutes to finish. Gu Zhien reached out and took a dry towel and wiped it a few times before it was half dry: "Is it better? I'll get you some clothes to wear first." Come on, don't catch a cold."

The sick beauty nodded feebly, and after Gu Zhien brought in the clothes, she sat there and waited for her to wait for her to dress. Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !I took off your clothes last time, so I have to put them on for you this time, so it’s the beginning and the end, right?

Seeing that Qiao Yaozu's face was so ugly, the waiter had to accept his fate to put on his clothes, but not the trousers: "You wear them yourself."

Qiao Yaozu didn't force others to do anything difficult, he just asked: "Is there no underwear to change? The ones on my body are wet."

Really not, besides, even if there were, no one would wear underwear worn by others, right? "Then what should I do? The supermarkets are not open now." The supermarkets in the town open as early as the fourth day of the lunar new year, and many of them open only on the seventh day of the new year.

As a local, Qiao Yaozu certainly knew it, so he looked at Gu Zhien: "This is your home, you decide."

The hostess Gu Zhien who was suddenly forced to be the master of the house: "..."! ! !Take a deep breath: "I have new ones that haven't been worn, should I wear them?"

Unexpectedly, after Qiao Yaozu thought about it for a while, he actually asked, "Do you like big guys in women's clothing?"

What expression is this?What kind of trouble is he looking eager to try?Do you really want to wear it?What's wrong?
Gu Zhien, who was incompetent in accepting women's clothing bigwigs, was speechless: "Then you'd better wash and dry it, I'll go find a hair dryer."

Qiao Yaozu put his hand on his stomach, even worse than Lin Daiyu's weak one: "I feel uncomfortable."

What's the meaning?Uncomfortable and unable to wash?so……! !What kind of human delusion is this!Gu Zhien had never washed a man's underwear before, so Gu Zhien almost jumped up and threw the wet underwear into the trash can in front of Qiao Yaozu.

After Qiao Yaozu watched it go into the trash can, he began to talk about the price: "Chenghui 580 yuan!"

Well? !Want to pay? !Still so expensive! "No money! I'm poor now!"

Qiao Yaozu knew it in his heart, and he didn't believe it at all: "You have at least 5 in your WeChat wallet."

There used to be more than that, but they were all spent: "Bring it to invite He Zhijiang to sing and entertain us in colorful clothes."

This time he brushed Qiao Yaozu's reverse scales, and he narrowed his eyes dangerously: "So you won't pay?"

It was so murderous that Gu Zhien couldn't bear it: "I'll pay you!" Angrily got up and went to the room of the second elder, after searching for a while, I found new unopened underwear: "I pay you a new pair!"

Seeing the disgust on Qiao Yaozu's face, Gu Zhien said bitterly: "Just pay this! If you reject it, you can fight in a vacuum, anyway, I don't mind."

The situation was threatening, Qiao Yaozu reluctantly accepted it, and commented after dressing neatly: "I don't like big red."

Still wronged, right? !This year's dad's natal year, wearing red underwear is the most basic respect for the natal year!
"Is it better? Can I go?" Seeing the thick layer of sweat on Qiao Yaozu's forehead, Gu Zhien was worried: "Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Qiao Yaozu didn't want to: "What does it sound like to go to the hospital during Chinese New Year?! It's unlucky! Just let me take it easy, come and help me."

All right, Gu Zhien turned into a crutch and helped Qiao Yaozu out of the bathroom. When he reached the door of the room, he hesitated a little and helped him into her boudoir.One is that the bed in Guduofu's room has been tidied up by his mother, covered with a dust cover, and the quilt on the bed has also been put away.The second is that Gu Duofu's room is separated by a wall from Goudan's house. When I came back just now, I saw Goudan's mother poking her head. I can't believe her character, and I'm really afraid that she will lie on the wall and listen to the corner.

Qiao Yaozu was quite surprised, because he really didn't expect to enter the room like this, until he was lying on Gu Zhien's bed, it still felt a little unreal.

This was also the first time that a man other than his family entered his room, and Gu Zhien's expression was a little unnatural: "You lie down for a while, and I'll make you some porridge."

Seeing Gu Zhien running away from the famine, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help laughing, but he couldn't help it soon, because he saw the photo of He Zhijiang on the opposite side of the bed, which was about the size of a real person, looking at it with a smile on his eyes. on the bed.

Qiao Yaozu's head was full of black lines: "..."! ! !I have the urge to tear it off.He gritted his teeth and endured it, and finally closed his eyes and rested his mind, out of sight and out of mind.

It’s no wonder that the girl’s room is called Fragrant Boudoir, the room is full of aromas, among which the milk fragrance of the same style as Gu Zhien’s body is particularly obvious, Qiao Yaozu couldn’t help but take a deep breath, it smells so good, and suddenly he understands a little bit “King King” From now on, it will not be early." Gentle Township is really hard to hold on.

I don't know if the medicine really has side effects, it is obviously very inappropriate, but Qiao Yaozu has no way to control it at all, and his stomach is still aching.

When Gu Zhien came in with a cup of hot water, he saw that Qiao Yaozu's face was flushed. He thought he had a fever, so he immediately went to touch his forehead. He felt that the temperature was not high, but he was afraid that his hands could not feel it properly. I put my forehead on it to test the temperature, but this time I tried a bad dish, Qiao Yaozu pulled me on his body, and my waist was tightly bound by his big bear's paw, like an iron bucket.

Warm and tender in his arms, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help but groaned, his voice was low and hoarse, preemptively: "Are you molesting me?"

What the hell conclusion is this?How did you determine it? "You're talking nonsense!" Gu Zhien subconsciously struggled to remember, put his hands on Qiao Yaozu's chest, but only raised his upper body slightly, this posture actually caused the lower body to stick closer together.

"That's a sneak attack on me! I'm just defending myself!" After speaking, Qiao Yaozu's strength in his hands increased a bit, and he held him tighter in his arms.

This pose is too intimate, only for lovers, okay? !Gu Zhien struggled, but the iron palm around his waist was too powerful, no matter how you resisted it, he would remain motionless, just like Monkey King could not escape from the Wuzhi Mountain of the Tathagata Buddha no matter how hard he tossed.Annoyed, she hated: "Let go. I'm afraid you'll hang your dead body on my bed! Then do you want to sleep in my bed?"

Qiao Yaozu has endured to the limit, the beauty is sweet and tortured: "That is to care about me."

I care about you so you are repaying your kindness?Gu Zhien was angry: "I will control you to death!"

When the two were confronting each other, the cousin asked excitedly outside the door: "Sister, can I play with Brother Afu's figure?"

Listening to the question that was close at hand, Gu Zhien broke out in a cold sweat: "Be careful when playing, don't play badly."

Qiao Yaozu feels that he can play Gu Zhien badly now, don't be careful!The two heavens of ice and fire are too cruel, and he gritted his teeth stiffly: "Don't worry, it's not a problem to have a physical examination every year and live a long life. I want to ask you, do you know that shame will lead to death?"

What's the meaning?Why should you be ashamed?Dog man doesn't speak human language?
Qiao Yaokuanzu nodded to He Zhijiang's photo: "A big man stands on the bed every day and looks at your various privacy in the room, how shameless are you?"

Shocked Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !Why is this dog man's angle so tricky?It was a happy thing to be watched by idols to fall asleep, and it was a happy thing to see idols when I woke up, but suddenly he changed the angle and said it, it is really embarrassing, after all, who in the room has no one to change clothes?Thinking about being stared at by idols naked many times, Gu Zhien's face was on fire: "Let go, I'll take it off!"

The goal was achieved, and Qiao Yaozu let him go without hesitation.

Gu Zhien carefully took off the idol photo and rolled it up again: "You drink some hot water first, it will take a while to cook the porridge in the casserole."

Qiao Yaozu put his hands under his head, and the villain complained first: "Don't just pull men into your bed from now on!"

Is there any reason for this? If you want to add a crime, there is no excuse!
Gu Zhien wants to hit someone!Want to scold the shrew: "Asshole!"

This is qualitative!Qiao Yaozu sternly said, "I'm afraid you have misunderstood the bastard!"

At this time, the cousin shouted from downstairs: "Sister, the porridge is overflowing, and I dare not turn off the fire."

Gu Zhien ran downstairs with a "whoosh", and when there was no one in the room, Qiao Yaozu took a long "sigh" breath, pressed his aching stomach and got up and got out of bed. He never dared to lie down on the bed again. If I go down, I'm afraid there will be another misfire.

When he was almost recovered, Qiao Yaozu went to the wall to look at the photos. There were dozens of photos of various kinds on the wall, and he looked at them one by one. Zhien's little ball is really ugly, wrinkled like a newborn baby panda, not as big as a palm, Qiao Yaozu wondered if it was two catties, and it was not until Bai Rizhao that the facial features on his face opened a little , not as ugly as earth-shattering, but compared with the younger brother next to her, she is still ugly and inhumane. The younger brother is as cute and cute as the doll on the New Year painting, smiling happily, and the older sister is crying with her toothless mouth. very.

The more you look at the contrast between the two siblings, the more intense they are. Every year, the two siblings will have a group photo. The younger brother looks more and more handsome like a nobleman, while the older sister is still so inconspicuous and looked like a burning maid by the younger brother. It's okay to take out Gu Zhien, but people can't compare. When there is a younger brother who is so good as a reference, this sister wants to throw it away like garbage.

Looking at one by one, Qiao Yaozu even saw himself in the group photo when he was young. One is Gu Zhien smiling heartlessly by the well of Leiming Temple, and a boy in school uniform is watching helplessly beside him. looking at her.The brain was running at high speed for a while and then I recalled it. The whole class organized an autumn tour in the first year of high school.After climbing the mountain, everyone ran to the well to find water to drink. When I was holding water to drink, Gu Zhien, who had already drunk the water, tricked me into saying that there were bugs in the water. Later, I got this captured photo.

The other one is the first half of the third year of high school. On Xiao Zhiyong’s birthday that day, the three of them brought a cake to the school to take a group photo. Gu Zhien’s face was made like a cat by the cake, but she smiled as if all the sunshine in winter was on her On the face, the boy stood beside her with frowns, feeling very bad about the cake that she forcefully smeared on his face, and just wanted to wash it off quickly.

It is especially precious to look at these photos at this time, and the common memories of those childhoods have deepened.Looking at the photos on the entire wall is like watching Gu Zhien's growth path. From the beginning of the baby to the slim and handsome, 29 years of life have been here. What makes Qiao Yaozu sigh the most is that the Gu family will be very serious in the same place every year. Taking a grand family portrait is very ceremonial.

This is what attracts Qiao Yaozu the most from the Gu family. Their family lives very richly every day, not referring to material wealth, but to spiritual richness. They live a wonderful life. Obviously, the family conditions are similar, but In some families, there are constant quarrels, and there is no quality of life at all. The ancient family is different, laughing and laughing every day, living ordinary life very precious, living every day seriously, and remembering it is happy.

Until now, even though the Qiao family has become rich because of the demolition, Qiao Yaozu would rather live in the Gu family if he had a choice. Gu Zhien has always said that he envied him for graduating from a famous university and having a lot of money. In fact, he envied Gu Zhien's wealth even more. If parents are the children's teachers, then Qiao Yaozu feels that Gu Zhien has received more education than himself, and he is illiterate in front of her.

After reading the photos on the entire wall, Qiao Yaozu took out his mobile phone and took pictures of some of them. While he was taking photos, he heard Gu Zhien shouting at the top of his voice: "The porridge is ready."

Although the porridge wasn't cooked enough, Gu Zhien didn't think about it any more, and directly made a bowl and put it on the dining table: "Hurry up and go home!"

Get kicked out!
Qiao Yaozu picked up the spoon and drank the porridge slowly, the taste is really the same as before, there is a huge room for improvement.

Gu Zhien was still angry and didn't want to stay with Qiao Yaozu, so he took his little cousin to feed the duck, but unexpectedly brought disaster to the duck: "Sister, I'm tired of eating steamed goose with rice noodles every day, so kill the duck Let's eat, I want to eat roast duck."

He was rejected without hesitation: "I think you look like a roast duck!" Netizens on the website remember how many ducks there are at home, not to mention one missing, I guess they would be able to spot it with keen eyes.

The little cousin was wronged: "Your family killed all three geese, and mine also killed two, each weighing about ten catties. I really don't want to eat goose legs anymore, but my mother assigns me a leg for every meal! No! It’s not enough to finish eating.”

I also had this experience when I was a child. Chicken legs, duck legs, and goose legs were all forced to be contracted. Gu Zaien felt the same and felt sympathetic: "Then ask the chef to change the taste next time. Let's eat roast goose, which tastes similar to roast duck."

"Okay." The little cousin accepted very reluctantly, her voice was very low, but it was only a blink of an eye, because she immediately became interested: "Sister, what is she doing?"

Gu Zhien followed his cousin's fingers and saw Goudan Mama licking the iron railing live!
After licking it, the dog egg mother seemed to be beaten with chicken blood: "There is a kind of liking called attention, and a kind of caring called guardianship. If you pay attention, you will not get lost, and you will get some small gifts. The earth will not explode, and the anchor will not be on holiday. Welcome everyone to come in style Walk in a cool way, and show your style by swiping presents."

Gu Zhien admires Goudanma's unbeatable Xiaoqiang spirit, she is really a god.

The little cousin looked skeptical about life: "Sister, why isn't her tongue stuck? It's unscientific. I've licked it before and it got stuck."

"Why are you going to lick the railing?" What a feat of ignorance! "You don't know that the iron rod and the tongue, one is a good conductor of heat, and the other is a bad conductor of heat. When the tongue touches the railing, the heat in the water on the tongue will quickly spread to the iron pipe, causing the water to form rapidly. Ice, will the tongue be frozen on the railing?"

The little cousin was expressionless: "I don't know, I'm only in the third grade and I haven't read so many books and don't understand so many principles, and I don't know what is a good conductor and a bad conductor. I just licked it out of curiosity!" The lesson is profound, the pain is tragic, and I will never forget it in this life.

Gu Zhien who was beaten back: "..."! ! !Okay, curiosity killed the cat, anyway, it's just that the bear child is very curious.

For that verification result, my little cousin can remember it for life, so she is worried about Tie Dan’s mother not being stuck, and thinks it is unscientific and unfair: "Sister, why?" Why does God treat them differently?Is it bullying children?

Soon, the little cousin regained her psychological balance.

"Want to lick longer? Okay, as long as you collect gifts, the anchor will do anything!" Goudanma's tongue froze after licking the iron railing for a minute for two planes.Even so, she was still broadcasting vaguely: "Old irons, the truth depends on practice, don't be unbelievers, the anchor has already tried it for you, licking the iron railing will really stick your tongue, swallowing a light bulb will really make you lose Come out, don’t try it lightly. Babies, follow the anchor and don’t get lost, start the first step of fate, follow the anchor to get gifts, and take the first step to success.”

It's too hard, Gu Zhien is a werewolf!A little more werewolves than ruthless people!It seems that the introversion of the live broadcast is also very serious, what kind of force is it.

Goudan Mama was still excited about the live broadcast at the beginning, but later it was estimated that the posture was very tiring. She became anxious and became a little desperate. Gu Zhien was thinking whether to go back to the house and get her a cup of hot water, when she heard With a "hiss", she had already managed to save herself by tearing off her tongue with brute force, and a part of the tongue was still on the iron railing.

(End of this chapter)