The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 155 The Divine Comedy Brainwashing
There was no hesitation in this answer, and Gu Zhien didn't even want to blurt out: "Help!" Otherwise, he would not be able to explain to his uncle and aunt, and Xiao Zhengtai has always been very kind to his sister, and her name is so sweet.

Afraid or still afraid, Gu Zhien braved the courage to search for the sound, walked about six or seven meters forward, and after turning a corner, she confirmed that the intermittent sound came from an old grave. She poked her head and saw the grave A head just poked out from inside, the hair was messy and skinny, the face was dark with a faint green light, and the tiger's eyes were wide open, as if dying.

This frightened Gu Zhien, he thought it was an old ghost who lived underground for a long time and came out to let the wind go, and she happened to bump into him, his legs were weak and he fell back. fall.

"Ah...the ghost crawled out of the tomb." Following Gu Zhien's trembling fingers, everyone also found the hole on the side of the old grave, but no ghost crawled out.

As soon as she heard her cousin say that a ghost crawled out of the grave, Chen Jiayuan collapsed on He Zhijiang's body, trembling unceasingly.

On the contrary, the two big men looked at each other and felt that it was unusual. There could be no ghosts, and there would be no pranks to dig up people's ancestral graves. There was only one possibility—grave robbery!
Tomb thieves are generally extremely vicious. They specialize in extorting money from the dead and doing things that harm their morality. They are not even afraid of the dead for money. They are so cruel that they don't even care about human life.So Qiao Yaozu immediately became more cautious: "Let's go."

Gu Zhien's academic performance is not good, but his eyes are good. He saw his cousin's phone watch next to the old grave: "That was the New Year's gift I gave him last year. My cousin must have been here before, will he be caught in the grave?" where?"

After pondering for a while, Qiao Yaozu made an arrangement: "You sisters go back and call more people, we will guard here."

It's a pity that the two sisters are useless talents, and they are so frightened that their legs are weak and their hands are weak.

In the end, He Zhijiang had to help Chen Jiayuan go back to call for someone, while Qiao Yaozu and Gu Zhien stayed behind.

Picking up his cousin's phone and watch, Gu Zhien was so anxious that he was sweating. The cousin must have been terrified. Looking at the dark hole, the hole was not big enough for a thin person to climb in. Qiao Yaozu's big physique would allow him to crawl into it. Being stuck, Gu Zhien took courage: "How about I go in and have a look?"

Qiao Yaozu disagreed: "The situation inside is unknown, it's too risky to go in, and we haven't prepared anything."

To be on the safe side, Qiao Yaozu pulled Gu Zhien to retreat far away. Who knows how many grave robbers are in this cave?

"Stop!" A gloomy warning voice came from behind: "If we don't stop, we will shoot."

Hearing that there was a gun, Qiao Yaozu broke out in cold sweat, Gu Zhien only felt the blood rushing to his head, feeling top-heavy.

Qiao Yaozu pulled Gu Zhien's hand vigorously and turned around, only to see three men whose faces were smeared black and whose faces could not be seen clearly crawled out of the hole. Hei has very fierce eyes, and he is not a good candidate at first glance.

Seeing his cousin lying on the ground silently, Gu Zhien was so frightened: "What did you do to my cousin?"

"Don't worry, I'm still alive!" It's the bad thing about this little bastard. It's been a long time since they stepped on the site. Taking advantage of the New Year's Eve, no one came to the back mountain to dig for two days. It was finally shipped, and they were crawling towards the entrance of the cave with the ancient objects. , a rabbit rushed in, followed by a little bastard, he was not afraid and yelled "grave robber".

What can be done?You can only knock people out first.I wanted to leave quickly, but I didn't know that there would be bigger troubles behind!Unexpectedly, the adults found it.

When he heard that his cousin was still alive, Gu Zhien breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he was alive.

The tomb robbers don't want to see blood during the Chinese New Year. The most important thing is that now that they have dug up the treasure, they just want to leave quickly, so as not to have long nights and dreams.Therefore, taking his cousin as a hostage, he took the hemp rope to tie up Qiao Yaozu and the two of them.

I thought that everything would be fine if I tied up the person, but I didn’t know that the vision suddenly changed, and the little cousin woke up when he was about to tie the rope, and he was not only brave but also very smart. He knew how to shoot people before shooting horses, and capture thieves first Wang, he saw the tomb robber pointing a gun at his cousin, and suddenly got violent and snatched the gun away, rushing towards the cousin like an arrow from the string.

The gun was robbed, and the tomb robber chased after him in a hurry, and beat his cousin ruthlessly, trying to get the gun back.The little cousin was also a tough guy, he didn't let go even after being beaten, but held the gun tightly.

Seeing her cousin being beaten, Gu Zhien couldn't bear it, her hands were tied, she lifted her foot and kicked the tomb robber in front of her to the ground. Qiao Yaozu over there moved faster, and he had high attack power He was stronger, and soon knocked out the tomb robber who wanted to tie him up, broke free the rope that hadn't had time to tie his hands, and took over another tomb robber who got up from the ground.

Gu Zhien rushed towards her cousin with all her strength after kicking the person down. Every time her cousin was kicked, she felt more pain in her heart and became more anxious, wishing she could not step on the Hot Wheels.

The little cousin was small and weak, seeing that the gun was about to be snatched away, he threw the gun out in a hurry: "Sister, go on."

His sister cooks very well, so she didn't continue!

The gun fell on the side of the mountain, the tomb robber hurried to pick up the gun, but Gu Zhien didn't dare to let him get it, the gun is the weapon, whoever has it is the king and can do whatever he wants, so she saw the tomb robber was about to pick up the gun Leaping forward to grab it, the two wrestled.

If it weren't for the strength of the five scumbags, Gu Zhien was no match at all, and he was kicked hard in two or three times, and fell down the mountain, and there was a reservoir below.

This scene frightened He Zhijiang, who just rushed over, to his heart and soul, and he jumped down without thinking too much.I only regret that the speed of returning just now was too slow, it would have been better if it had been earlier.

Soon there was another sound of falling into the water, it was Qiao Yaozu, his face was panicked and pale.

He Zhijiang's heart was burning with anxiety, but he was not good at water, and he couldn't hold it in the water for long.

In the end, it was Qiao Yaozu who fished the man out of the water. The benefactor Gu Zhi was half unconscious, but he was still holding the pistol firmly in his hand.

Carry the person to the shore, and rush to rescue him without thinking about anything.

When Gu Zhien regained consciousness, she felt that the way of opening her eyes might be wrong, otherwise, why would there be such a fantasy scene where idols are kissing her mouth, and the boss's hand has been touching her soft and proud breasts all the time? An indescribable movement, what's more terrible is that the collar is wide open, and even the underwear belt is untied.

I have never been so intimate with a man in my life, let alone being with two men at once, a blessing to all!It was so exciting that I couldn't stand it.

Therefore, Gu Zhien has reason to suspect that she is dead, otherwise it is impossible for such a magical scene to appear.

It was He Zhijiang who first found out that Gu Zhien had woken up, and he breathed a sigh of relief: "Just wake up."

Hearing Aidou's words, Gu Zhien's crashed brain was more important than restarting successfully. He was still alive, but he was about to die, so he helped himself weakly: "Qiao Yaozu, you hurt me so much."

Finally pulling him back from the clutches of the god of death, Qiao Yaozu's whole body was sucked out of strength in an instant, and he sat on the ground with no image at all.

Gu Zhien sat up and coughed for a while before recovering, and opened his mouth to ask the most concerned person: "Where is my cousin? Is he okay?"

He Zhijiang reassured her: "It's okay, I called someone over."

As soon as he heard that his cousin was safe, Gu Zhien felt relieved, and said pitifully, "I'm cold."

It's a pity that he didn't get Lianxiangxiyu at all. Instead, he was scolded by the recovered Qiao Yaozu: "You are so talented, you dare to grab the gun from the tomb robber. Why don't you go to the sky if you are so powerful? Don't you already know how to breathe in the water? ..."

Gu Zhien felt aggrieved: "If I don't grab the gun and the tomb robbers get it, how can we survive? I'm in pain everywhere, and you're going to kill me." After complaining, Chao Aidou pitifully asked for help: " I'm cold." Falling into the water in winter and being blown by the mountain wind makes people even more freezing.

The three of them were all wet, and after falling into the water, they were rescued ashore, and they were already on the other side of the reservoir. The surrounding area was full of barren mountains and weeds, and there was not a single family.Fortunately, there are two big natural rocks not far away, forming a semi-surrounding circle, which can shelter from the wind. Qiao Yaozu said coldly, "Go there."

Qiao Yaozu's leg was scratched by a stone when he was diving to save someone. He didn't feel it when he was busy saving someone just now, but now he feels a burning pain when he relaxes. Only then did Zhi En realize that Qiao Yaozu was bleeding: "Where are you injured? Show me."

Qiao Yaozu pressed Gu Zhien's hand, turned to He Zhijiang and said, "Go and pick up some firewood."

He Zhijiang's face turned pale from the cold, seeing that Qiao Yaozu's leg was bleeding again, he nodded and immediately went to find firewood.

But when the person walked away, Qiao Yaozu let go of his hand: "Take it easy."

The trousers were scratched, and Gu Zhien carefully tore the trousers open. The wound was very long, from a little below the knee to the ankle. It was even more shocking to see the flesh turned out by the water. medicine."

Qiao Yaozu forcibly tore off a long strip of the torn trousers, and applied pressure to the area near his knees to stop the bleeding.

Seeing that the blood really stopped, Gu Zhien let go of the heart he had been carrying all along.

Seeing Gu Zhien shivering non-stop, Qiao Yaozu frowned and said, "Come here."

Gu Zhien's lips were blue and purple from the cold: "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you cold?"

It's cold, but you can't hug him to keep warm. What kind of words did Gu Zhien say? "I'm not cold."

"I'm cold!" Qiao Yaozu stretched out his big hand, and sat on his lap, wrapped his hands around his soft waist, leaned his head on her shoulder, and warned: "Don't move!"

How decent is it to hug and hug in broad daylight, it would be a ghost if you don't move, Gu Zhien almost jumped up: "You let me go."

Qiao Yaozu looked at He Zhijiang who came back from picking up firewood from a distance: "Are you going to be an ungrateful white-eyed wolf? Who was I injured because of? I lost too much blood and I'm cold!"

Zhien is a human being who never repays in vain, so Gu Zhien is honest, and being hugged by Qiao Yaozu, his body temperature is transmitted through the wet clothes, he feels much warmer, and his face is not so pale.

When he was honest in his arms, Qiao Yaozu asked in a low voice, "Are you dressed yet?"

Um?What about clothes?It took Gu Zhien a while to realize that he was asking about underwear, his face was quickly covered with a blush, and he didn't know who did it. The underwear was directly torn and couldn't be buttoned at all!Fortunately, I wear a lot of clothes in winter, so I can cover it up!If Xia Tian had to die of embarrassment.

Seeing that the neck of the person in front of him was completely red, Qiao Paozu explained with a clear cough: "I was too anxious at the time." I started, so I used brute force to tear it apart as soon as I was in a hurry.

Gu Zhien didn't want to continue with such an embarrassing topic, he lowered his head and said nothing.

Holding the firewood he picked up, He Zhijiang walked closer and closer, when he saw the two people sitting together intimately, he stopped in his footsteps, only felt that the firewood in his hand was as heavy as if it weighed a thousand catties, and Qiao Yaozu's gaze was in the air After tangling for a while, they walked again.

Seeing the idol getting closer and closer, Gu Zhien felt guilty for no reason, like being "caught and raped in bed", and couldn't help subconsciously wanting to stand up.

As soon as he moved, Qiao Yaozu warned him in a low voice: "Don't move!"

And the dog man not only warned people, but also increased the strength in his hands, and Gu Zhien's back hurts: "Take it easy."

Who knows that the dog man is very bad, so he doesn't take it seriously: "You are not a porcelain doll, you can't be bad!"

So rough skin is my fault?Not worthy to be regarded as a treasure?God, strike him dead with a bolt of lightning.

He Zhijiang went to the two people's roots and put down the firewood, and asked Gu Zhien softly: "Is it very cold? Wait a minute, I'll start a fire right away."

The raging fire quickly started, and Gu Zhien felt alive again after roasting the fire: "I don't know when we will come to pick us up?"

Qiao Yaozu reckoned: "It will take about an hour, I need to get a boat to come here, it won't be that fast."

Then we have to wait, Gu Zhien rubbed his belly: "I'm hungry."

I have nothing to eat when I am hungry, so I can only carry it hard, but the feeling of an empty stomach is really uncomfortable, and every minute and every second is suffering.

Hearing Gu Zhien's stomach growling and singing Kong Chengji, He Zhijiang couldn't help laughing, and lowered his head when the smile was all over his face, for fear of embarrassing others.

Another death scene!Gu Zhien, who was so ashamed that his face was flushed, pressed his stomach hard, hoping that it would not sing against it at this time, because idols need to protect their own image.

Qiao Yaozu asked her with a stern face: "I didn't even eat a single meal! Didn't you still ask for 21 days of bigu before? Show the momentum of that time!"

Okay, the aura was shown, and Gu Zhien used it to question people: "Is it true that if you don't hate me for a day, you will feel uncomfortable all over?"

Qiao Yaozu who was questioned: "..."! ! !
Gu Zhien felt that he should divert his attention and asked his idol: "Sing a song and listen to it?"

He Zhijiang, who had had enough laughing to himself, nodded and agreed: "What song do you want to hear?"

The sweet words Gu Zhien opened his mouth and came: "As long as you sing, I love to listen to it, it sounds good."

Qiao Yaozu beside him snorted coldly, looking at Gu Zhien like looking at a scum girl: "Others are giving their all to idols, you let your idol sing to you while starving! Ask, How is your conscience? Are you still a human being?"

Saying it this way, Gu Zhien really felt that it was a bit too much, outrageous, it really hurts his conscience, and he felt extremely guilty when he looked at idols.

He Zhijiang said with a smile: "I am willing."

Hearing that the idol was willing, Gu Zhien was triumphant: "See, this is called a fan of strength! Whoever is a capitalist like you knows how to exploit people!"

A little heartless person with red mouth and white teeth upside down black and white just opened his mouth, so dare to say, Qiao Yaozu laughed angrily: "So, you can be careless if you are a fan?"

Gu Zhien stared at people, and both parties had no objection, why did he, an outsider, have to make a long speech with a lot of opinions?Do you know how to shut up?
Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaozu had a plausible saying: "When the road is uneven, someone will step on it!"

Damn, who told you to fight against injustice, Gu Zhien's Qiqiao was full of anger: "What do you think?"

Qiao Yaozu doesn't want to see fans being favored: "Silence is a rare quality, you deserve its nobility."

Saying shut up so fresh and refined, Gu Zhien was so angry that he wanted to kill him! "Are you a devil? You, the king of heaven, you, control the world and control people's mouths! Why do you! I have to say, I still want to sing "You Chacha sings the sunrise, Qiongha sings the sunset, Haribo Flying on a broom, sorry, sorry, but my broom can only clean up the garbage, what is a happy planet?Poor haha! ..."

As soon as the Divine Comedy came out, the demons and ghosts were all worried.

Qiao Yaozu is a true warrior who dared to face the bloody reality, and he carried it through.

Poor and unprepared He Zhijiang, who has been devastated, is already in a trance!Because it was his field of expertise, he couldn't tolerate the out-of-tune, and it was even more painful to listen to. He fell in love with Gu Zhien and begged to silence him.

Gu Zhien received the idol's request, but the Internet Brainwashing Divine Comedy has this magical power, which can make people sing more and more, and can't stop singing in a loop!Especially seeing Qiao Yaozu vomit blood with internal injuries on his face, wishing he could be completely deaf in both ears, it was very satisfying.

Cool!Let you be overbearing!Let you dominate the boss at every turn.

In the end, Qiao Yaozu felt that his soul was out of his body. The feeling of killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred is not good. He even felt that it was not so unacceptable to make He Zhijiang a fan, so he gritted his teeth and carried it hard!
Wangchuan Qiushui waited for his little uncle to come, and he propped up a bamboo raft to pick him up.The bamboo raft made of eight large bamboos is about two feet long and three feet wide.The thick end of the bamboo is used as the head of the raft, and the thin end is used as the stern to flatten the water surface.What does this mean?There was not even a place to hold hands around, and Gu Zhien, who had just been fished out of the water and felt a huge shadow in his heart, was terrified.With a tense expression, she cautiously stretched out one foot to stand on it, and the bamboo raft shook when it was stressed, and she screamed in fright: "Ah..." for fear of tipping over and falling into the water.

Qiao Yaozu held her shoulders firmly with both hands from behind, and glared: "What's the name of the ghost!" It made people's hearts tremble!

The vicious boss is like a monster.

He Zhijiang, who was already standing on the bamboo raft, stretched out his hand towards Gu Zhien, and smiled at Yanyan: "Hold on to me, don't worry."

What a gentle idol, a gentle gentleman.

The contrast is too stark.As much as I love idols, I hate my boss!

Relying on the strength of idols to get on the bamboo raft, Gu Zhien and the little bird stood beside him, begging for peace of mind.Qiao Yaozu was the last one to come up. When he saw the two standing side by side, like a golden boy and a jade girl, his face sank. A bamboo raft was shaking violently under his feet. into Qiao Yaozu's arms.

(End of this chapter)