The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 16 It's Not Scientific
However, the door was ruthlessly opened by Qiao Yaozu. During the years when Gu Zhien rented with him, he would go out for a run every morning, rain or shine.

It's ruthless!

"Go away, don't block the way." Qiao Yaozu felt hot when he saw that Gu Zhien was wrapped like a brown bag. Did you wear the third layer and the outer layer for the morning jog?
"Hey, hey, don't destroy me." I haven't finished the mental construction to go out yet.

It's a pity that the boss is very ruthless and doesn't listen at all.

Gu Zhien took a deep breath, the wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone.Extending the head is also a knife, retracting the head is also a knife, and ran away.In less than ten minutes, I felt like I was going to die, panting like a fish off the shore, overestimating my body like tofu dregs, you must know that the plan was five kilometers.

Qiao Yaozu has already finished two laps, and he really can't bear to see Gu Zhien as if he is about to die, so he kindly passed on his experience: "It would be better to walk for a few minutes and then jog."

Gu Zhien is very clear about his own nature: "No, I won't be able to lift my legs when I stop, and I don't want to run anymore. I can't give up halfway. Persistence is victory. I will definitely be able to run 5 laps."

In order to motivate himself, Gu Zhien turned into a rocket girl and sang loudly: "Work hard, I will work hard, I will become a heartthrob, in order to become a small waist, burn my calories, and never give up until I reach my goal, I will change Become a fan of thousands of people..."

It's fine if you don't have complete pentatonic notes, and the lyrics are still sung at random. Qiao Yaozu really thinks that this is the magic sound piercing his brain, so he immediately speeds up and runs away. Staying a second longer is torture.

Obviously, Qiao Yaozu wasn't the only one who had this idea, many people accelerated, and those who couldn't speed up also changed their course.Gu Zhi'en's surroundings seemed to be cleared, and the realm of "a thousand mountains with birds flying away, and thousands of trails of people disappeared" was abruptly recessed.

Gu Zhien's original plan was to run 5 laps, exactly 5 kilometers, but who knew that he would die after running two laps before he could no longer move and sat down on the ground.I feel that I can't breathe, my head is heavy, and I feel a little light, as if I want to fly into the sky.

Qiao Yaozu pulled him up from the ground with a big hand: "Do you have any brains? You can't sit down immediately after running. This is common sense, don't you know?"

As a good young man who has received nine years of compulsory education, he certainly knows: "Blood circulation accelerates when a person is running. Once the exercise is over, the blood flow rate will be blocked, which will cause temporary insufficient blood supply to the brain, resulting in pale complexion and lips. Symptoms such as turning purple, and even fainting in severe cases.”

Look, what a standard answer!The problem is that the brain knows that the legs have their own thoughts, so they just want to sit down.

It is also a luxury to have a boss sitting down. After being dragged like a dead dog for half a circle, Gu Zhien regained his freedom. He wanted to be mad at first, but when he looked up, he saw the sunrise. It was really beautiful. Very shocking.Immediately without hesitation, he took out his mobile phone to take a selfie, but unfortunately, after taking dozens of pictures, none of them were satisfactory, and they all looked big.

In the end, I had no choice but to ask the person in front of me for help: "Take a photo of me, I want to make my face look taller and thinner, my face looks smaller, and I have pimples on my forehead, I must use beauty, take more pictures. "

For this unreasonable request, Qiao Yaozu ruthlessly mocked: "The hardware is not good, so you just rely on the software?" He took the phone while talking, clicked twice and threw it back.Seeing that the time was almost up, I ran back.

Only Gu Zhien was left crying and howling in the same place: "What the hell did you photograph! Such a young girl, you photographed her as Xiaoming's grandma!"

What's even more unbearable is that the height of 162 cm is obviously [-] meter high. Those who don't know it think it's a hobbit. They are ugly, short and old. They can't meet people. They have no choice but to find someone else shoot.

Fortunately, I finally got a satisfactory photo, and it will be perfect after retouching.Such a beautiful photo, Gu Zhien felt that it must be accompanied by tall words.It's a pity that the brain doesn't have enough knowledge, and when the book is ready to be used, there will be less hatred. After holding back for a long time, I can't think of a high-level sentence. Groove travels the world.

In the end, I could only turn to Du Niang for help, and it was accompanied by Bai Juyi's "The river flowers are red at sunrise, and the river is as green as blue in spring."

perfect.

Come back home.

When passing by the breakfast street, Gu Zhien's mouth was watering, steamed buns, dumplings, pancakes, fruits, noodles, fried dough sticks and fried noodles...everything looked delicious and delicious. I was so hungry, I wanted to eat it!
No reason, someone is selling crayfish early in the morning!This unscientific!
Just around the corner, want to buy.Just when I couldn't help it, Hu Honghui called: "Zhien, do you know what happened to me when I was buying breakfast? There was a salty pig hand reaching out to touch my ass when there were a lot of people in the queue. I beat him so much that his teeth were everywhere. I dare to take advantage of things that don’t have eyes.”

It is true that Hu Honghui is a strange woman who can crush boulders in her chest. She is a bomber among fighter jets.

Gu Zhien looked at the long queue in front of him, and then thought about his own strength against the five scumbags, gave up his desire for words, and rushed forward all the way, staying away from trouble.

When I returned to the lobby downstairs, I refreshed the circle of friends. In the morning, I got 88 likes, 18 people praised me, and 8 people said I was skinny. Among the white swans, there was only one ugly duckling, and that was Qiao Yaozu’s. Comments: I have heard about the four major magic arts in Asia for a long time, and it really deserves its reputation.

Cursing insinuations again!Don't think that we don't understand that you are scolding me too much for P pictures. If you don't understand, you can ask about the four major magic arts. It clearly says Thailand's transgender surgery, Korean plastic surgery, Japan's Chinese makeup technique and Chinese PS technique.

If it weren't for the lack of money to pay the rent, I really wanted to block that dog man, but I dare not do so now because I can't straighten my waist because I don't have money.Entering the door angrily, seeing the dog man Gu Zhien didn't dare to scold, so he had to drink water to vent his anger, as if drinking his blood and eating his flesh!
Seeing Gu Zhien like a cow drinking water, Qiao Yaozu couldn't bear to look directly: "Pay attention to your image, you are a girl after all."

After drinking enough, Gu Zhien forced his respect: "Of course I'm a girl." He puffed up his chest in a particularly suggestive way: "Didn't you see that I have a big tolerance?" The old driver deliberately said "Nai" Words are accented.

In a word, retreat the enemy three thousand miles.

Qiao Yaozu fled in despair, leaving behind a sentence of "shameless" and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

It's not that Gu Zhien deliberately played hooligans, but a clever way to defeat the enemy summed up by the five-year experience of living together, that is, "be thicker and thicker."

What can I do?
I can’t compete with others for my academic qualifications. The same nine-year compulsory education, I was easily sent to Wudaokou Vocational and Technical School, but I was hanging on the beam and stabbed my butt. I worked hard and worked so hard that I could barely get a second degree. If I don’t study hard, I can’t pass the exam. Still a scumbag, suppressed by IQ, the harder you work, the more desperate you become, who can you ask for reason?

(End of this chapter)