The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 160

Parents and teachers in China are really interesting. It is a natural attribute of normal creatures to meet someone who is so excited when they are young, but they are regarded as morally corrupt and rude by parents and teachers. Interfering in free love, in order to get into a good school, the student couples were separated one after another, talking one after another, talking about the pain of falling into the forbidden fruit, and that the grades plummeted and there is no good end.

However, there is no rule in the laws and regulations of our country that stipulates how old you can be in love. Why do parents and teachers believe that the natural affection of teenagers will affect learning, is immoral, shameful, unnecessary, and Irregular?Why should the purest feelings in student days be characterized as poisonous snakes, ferocious beasts and poisonous fruits?

I really don't understand why Chinese parents and teachers disagree with puppy love, but are so anxious and crazy about urging marriage!Teach us not to marry is not filial, to have no offspring is not filial, but never teach us how to love, do not teach us to learn love education systematically and scientifically, do not teach us the common sense of doing and loving condoms and contraception, always think that we are old Naturally it will.From school to society, seamlessly urging marriage, we are not taught how to manage a good marriage at all. Why do we think that we are both physically and psychologically mature and ready to get married?
It doesn't teach us how to choose a suitable partner, but simply and rudely give a uniform standard. Boys need to find a wife who is gentle, virtuous and able to cook. Strong ones are not allowed. They don't need to be too beautiful or capable. The most important thing is to have a good personality. , filial piety, and caring for the family, so that we can take good care of the whole family.The most important thing for a girl to find a husband is to be mature and stable, with a stable income, and not too handsome. Handsome men are bothersome.Only those who are honest and honest will love others. It is best to have a car and a house.

If you have children at 30 and are still single, you will become an ant on the hot pot. If you feel inferior, you can’t straighten your back. Incarnation Xianglin’s wife urges marriage frantically. If you are not married at 35, it will be a shame, and you will automatically label your children at half price. Discounted products, I can't wait to see an unmarried one and take it home to carry on the family line, regardless of whether it is suitable or not.

Why is there no way out if you don't get married?Why is it wrong to be pointed and suspected if you don't get married?Why is it a big treason not to marry?Why did DINK feel sorry for the ancestors?Why does refusing a blind date from an elder mean ignorance of good and evil?Why are the seven aunts, eight aunts, second uncles, and three old uncles urging everyone to marry the most when it comes to festivals?

He learned from Zaku Zhien a lot of questions, but he didn't dare to ask them, his face turned red from holding back.

Ms. Huang explained the old love affair: "The reason why you were not allowed to fall in love early was because you were immature in all aspects at that time, and your liking was basically a momentary hothead, and you have no future yourself, so what are you talking about taking responsibility for the other half? From then on, we talked about other people’s wives.”

The 5G surfing girl looks at the retired old man, and really wants to persuade you not to say this in class, otherwise the children under the impact of the information explosion will be different from those of our time, they will only be like wolves' Fuck, other people's wives are exciting when they hear it, and it's even more exciting when they think about it. If you don't want to talk about it, you will be ready to move. After all, who doesn't want to pursue excitement.

"Teacher won't be alive for a long time, you guys give me your wedding invitation early, and I can still drink your wedding wine." This urge to marry is full of weight, no matter how fierce people are, they can't stand it.

Qiao Yaozu has this ability, and he doesn't want his former mentor to have no money for medical treatment: "I can pay for surgery and chemotherapy."

Teacher Huang shook his head feebly, and refused: "No surgery, just conservative treatment. Although what my daughter-in-law said is not pleasant, the reason is indeed the same. Cancer is indeed a bottomless pit. Stop tossing, so as not to implicate the children, people still suffer, living to my age is enough, and death is also a relief. From a month ago, it deteriorated and I couldn’t sleep all night, it’s better to go away. It’s just me I can't let go of your teacher's wife, she's been around me all her life, I'm afraid she won't be able to handle me if I go."

"I didn't let her enjoy any blessings in my life. I suffered with me and owed her too much. I have a dull and stubborn temper. My parents' relationship is not good, which makes me have a lot of psychological defects. Your teacher and mother are cheerful and hardworking, and your father-in-law and mother-in-law have a good relationship." She has a good family style. If someone else married her, she would be happy. But if I married someone else, I might be alone. My life is boring, and it depends on her to arrange every day well. It's meaningful, I had a wonderful life, and I won't be shocked if I leave, but I'm afraid that she won't be able to bear the blow if I leave, alas, whoever stays behind will suffer."

Neither Qiao Yaozu nor Gu Zhien had a good solution. Apart from providing some financial help, they were helpless.

When they came out of Mr. Huang's house, both of them felt depressed and uncomfortable, and they were powerless to overcome the sky.Gu Zhien looks like a stray dog: "It would be great if there were no terminal diseases in the world. If there is a medicine for one injection of cancer, it will be so wonderful."

Qiao Yaozu took the opportunity to educate people: "So you have to go to bed early and get up early, eat three meals normally, don't be picky eaters, pay attention to nutrition, and exercise every day, so that your body can withstand the virus well."

Gu Zhien squinted at him as if he was looking at the second fool: "You think you can fool me, most of the people who get sick nowadays are poor in health because the food safety factor is not high. Genetically modified, pesticides, chemical fertilizers, waste oil... how can you rest assured? food!"

Talk back again!Qiao Yaozu stretched out his big hands and rubbed Gu Zhien's head randomly, and after rubbing, he ran away with long legs.Gu Zhien, whose hair was crumpled into a chicken coop, was so angry that he was chasing after him aggressively, this dog man, he didn't want to smoke.

He chased him all the way to the Bibo Lake in the school before catching up with him, but Gu Zhien also had no strength to deal with him, and when he was too weak to catch up with him, he was out of breath, and put his hands on his knees to breathe heavily to continue his life.

On the other hand, Qiao Yaozu didn't blush, didn't breathe, and relaxed, he leaned under the big tree by the lake and attacked Zhan Wuzang: "You can run faster when your mother beats you."

Gu Zhi'en pointed at the dog man and was speechless angrily, but Da Xing's eyes were shining brightly and said, "Nonsense, don't run and wait to be beaten. It hurts to beat someone with a ruler." '

After breathing smoothly, Gu Zhien sat down on the long chair under the tree. It is a good place to enjoy the shade under the big tree, and it is a good place to shelter from the wind and sun. I used to sit on this bench for three years, and came to memorize the text every morning , I like to sit here when I fail the exam and get sulking.

Seeing Gu Zhien sitting in the same place ten years later, Qiao Yaozu was a little dazed, and sometimes time traveled back to the illusion of youth, the girl under the tree ten years ago never knew that there was a boy on the tree, so she could So unscrupulous, when I can’t recite the text, I get angry and beat my head and scold the pig’s brain. When I am unhappy, I sit under the tree and cry, crying into a big face. There is no image at all. The girl’s every move The boy sitting on the tree is silent Full income in the fundus, the more you look, the more anxious your heart becomes.

Especially after memorizing the text ten times and still stuttering, I am so anxious to death! When the girl with unsatisfactory grades in the exam is crying, she even puts the heart of the boy on the fire. I just want to stop crying, and I am willing to do anything.Going back silently, I gave her a more attentive lecture and highlighted the key points more carefully. However, I still failed the exam and came to cry by the lake.

Why so many tears?Why does he love to cry so much? Facing his crying deskmate, the boy sighed countless times, spent countless hours and made countless efforts, and made one after another of his lecture notes for her, and finally typed them out. Float just doesn't work.

Gu Zhien was very happy to revisit the old place: "It's great, I don't have to memorize books until my head is bald, and I don't have to sit here and cry when I fail the exam."

Still have the face to say!Qiao Yaozu sighed straight away: "You also know that you are a crying ghost. You cry when you can't solve the problem, you cry when you fail the exam, you cry when you fall in the physical education class, you cry when you fail the 800-meter exam, and you cry when you are criticized by the teacher... At that time I was just thinking how can there be such a crying girl, how can a person have so many tears?"

"It's the baby's heartache. My aunt ran away from home after memorizing the memorization, but when I was on the exam table, my brain went blank and I forgot all about it. Those exam questions were obviously done correctly in similar question banks, but they failed the exam. Can you not be annoyed? In the physical education class, I fell a dog and gnawed shit in full view, and I was ashamed to death. I failed in the 800-meter run and Hu Shuangyun laughed at me as a fat girl. I have too much meat to run..." Can't recall, it's all a history of blood and tears, I can't bear it Looking back, it's a miracle that I survived. Fortunately, I don't have to be depressed if I have a big heart.

Qiao Yaozu also felt very sad. In fact, he was recommended to Tsinghua University. In the third year of high school, he could negotiate with the school not to go to school, but he couldn't let go of Gu Zhien at the same table. Thinking of her smashing her head by the lake with a 'bang bang' sound, I couldn't bear it If you don't come to school, you can't do well in the exam if you tell her the key points of the questions. If no one tells her... I'm afraid she will make herself stupid.

In fact, there was still such a one-ten-thousandth hope back then, maybe if we worked hard together, we could still go to the same university, but it turned out to be whimsical after all.During the time after the college entrance examination and waiting for the score check, Qiao Yaozu was much more nervous than the client, and when he found out that pitiful score, he felt very cold.Really, she was more disappointed than her teacher, her parents, her relatives, and herself.

Forgot, she herself was not disappointed at all, and she was smiling happily, feeling that the suffering was finally over, as long as there is a school, there is a book, and if there is a famous school or not, she doesn't force it, and her mentality is so good that it explodes.

Now thinking back to the broken heart he had when he was a teenager, Qiao Yaozu suddenly felt that it was useless to fuck back then, and felt that there was nothing wrong with Gu Zhien like this now, and he lived a heartless life more carefree.

Here, Qiao Yaozu is still lamenting the carelessness of the youth, but Gu Zhien is hard to understand: "Why do you say that it is so unfair to be born as human beings? Everyone has only one head, why is there such a difference? How old are you? I haven’t seen how you study. Your grades remain high every year. I work harder than you. Every year, I lose the face of my mother, my aunt, and my aunt. My brother How much face I earned for them, I lost twice as much! What's even more irritating is that now I'm working, and I've worked so hard to move bricks for a year and it's not enough for you to pay for a meal!"

Qiao Yaozu was also helpless: "You ask me, who should I ask? Also, I don't have such a good meal!"

Gu Zhien curled her lips unwillingly: "Thinking about it carefully, two-thirds of my life has had your presence and participation!"

Heh, what are these 20 years compared to the long life in the future? The long road to life is still long: "Why, I have humiliated you in life? I didn't dislike you, and you are still depressed! Who is the creditor? Is it grandson?"

The dog man used his debts to suppress others again: "Mr. Qiao, you never leave the money you owe and don't pay back the money. It's a small situation."

The debtor talks to the creditor about the situation!Qiao Yaozu replied unceremoniously: "I'm not as big as you, you call everyone Dad!"

Heartbroken!Sure enough, he confessed: "Master, I made a mistake." I was thinking in my heart that when I pay back the money, I will let you kneel down and call Dad!Damn, the dog man choked to death.You deserve it!
Seeing Gu Zhien's choked pale face, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help laughing out loud.What should I do, every time I see her dying of anger, I feel refreshed!Whether you want to or not, your thoughts are dark and bad, you have to change.

Being laughed at again, Gu Zhien is so irritable: "Laughing fart!"

Since I was tricked by a dog man a few times, I have a long memory, and I don't say "your sister" easily.

Hearing this, Qiao Yaozu stroked his forehead and was speechless. The brain at the same table seemed to have not improved for ten years, and it was the same as when he was studying and only memorized formulas by rote and never turned a corner: "Laugh at you!"

At first, Gu Zhien didn't realize it, but the dog man's eyes were too weird, there must be something wrong, so after thinking it over and over again, he suddenly realized that calling 'laugh fart' back to 'laugh at you' is equivalent to a dog man calling himself a fart!Damn, I can't help it, I can't bear it, I don't need to bear it anymore, just rush over and hit.

Sure enough, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and creditors dare to beat them, and they are ruthless!After being punched and kicked several times, Qiao Yaozu suppressed the riot by relying on the advantage of a man's natural strength. He grabbed two catkins and locked him in his arms: "You're out of order!"

The woman in rage dared not only poke a hole in the sky, but even more ruthlessly, Gu Zhien couldn't use his hands, so he turned his head and bit Qiao Yaozu's chin with his mouth.

Ancestor Qiao Yao was in pain and then crisp, his whole body was numb and froze as he breathed and felt refreshed with the beauty.

Seeing that the suppressing force in his hands was loosened, Gu Zhien took the opportunity to be free, and he was very happy when he got his revenge.

After a while, Qiao Yaozu stroked the bitten chin: "Are you a dog?!"

"Who told you to take care of yourself!" Gu Zhien was afraid of being in danger again, so he ran away before retorting, his voice was a bit loud, and he attracted his arch-rival Hu Shuangyun.

"Gu Zhien?! It's really you. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I don't dare to recognize you." Hu Shuangyun was quite happy to see his old classmate: "Do you not recognize me? I'm Hu Shuangyun."

If it hadn't been for the Lord's own seal, Gu Zhi'en really wouldn't have recognized that the person in front of him would be his former rival.The height can be said to be longer, but why are all the facial features different?This sharp chin can kill people.

Probably seeing the doubt in the eyes of his old classmate, Hu Shuangyun rubbed his face and smiled: "I am now a medical cosmetologist. With the convenience and conditions, I decided to use the knife."

The movement is too ruthless, the facial features are disassembled and viewed individually, each one is considered beautiful, why does it feel weird when they are grouped together?Although Gu Zhien was puzzled, he didn't ask the question so foolishly, he just kept the question in his heart.

It was Hu Shuangyun who took the initiative to reveal: "I am challenging to use the facial features of the fairy sister as a template. If I can succeed, then I will be a leader in the industry, and my future is limitless."

No need to ask, Gu Zhien knows that he has not succeeded yet, otherwise the person standing in front of him will be No. [-] Immortal Sister. I don't know how to praise him, Gu Zhien can only smile.

Hu Shuangyun opened the LV small satchel, took out a business card and handed it over: "We lost contact for ten years in a blink of an eye, let's re-establish diplomatic relations."

To be honest, Gu Zhien didn’t want to pick up, some friendships were cut off, and he didn’t regret that there was no need to rebuild. Hu Shuangyun saw the old classmate’s hesitation, and smiled: “I know you still hate my previous outspokenness. , here I sincerely apologize to you, I am ashamed of my frivolity and arrogance when I was young. In fact, I have always wanted to say sorry to you these few years. Others get his favor, because I am envious, jealous, and hated. Please forgive my ignorance and ignorance in the second year of middle school. Don't worry, now that the three views have been corrected, the man who can't sleep is willing to take advantage of other little fairies. "

The "fat girl" and "soil hat" who have been obsessed with for twelve years, unexpectedly the culprit is Qiao Yaozu again!How many times did he stab him when he was young?It is impossible to defend against open and hidden arrows.Gu Zhi'en just wanted to wipe out Qiao Yaozu in place, eat meat and lay waste, burn bones and ashes, not even leaving him with scum!

After Hu Yunyun left, Gu Zhien gritted his teeth, his facial features distorted and deformed: "You said you were guilty or not?! The romantic love debt you caused, why should I suffer? I was targeted by her for two full years! If I hadn’t had a good attitude, I might not have survived.” At the time when the girl’s self-esteem was the strongest and she cared the most about her appearance, she was called a “fat girl” and a “soil hat” for two full years. how much blood.

"I'm the person involved but I don't know that I've been a little goblin for two years! Am I doted on by you!? Ah?! Ah?! It's a waste of fame! And what kind of messy blessings did she say, what do you mean by blessing us?" A lover finally gets married?! Which eye can see a lover! Are you blind?!" Gu Zhien was out of anger, kicked the stone on the ground far away in anger, and died of injustice!
Qiao Yaozu calmly comforted his old classmate who was so angry: "If someone wishes you 'blessings like Donghai and longevity than Nanshan', you will really live a long life? It's just an exaggerated blessing, it's worth your anger! Hurry up, you The gate control time is coming, don't blame me if your mother breaks your leg when you come back late."

Seeing that it was getting late, Gu Zhien couldn't care less about getting angry, and when he got home, he kept urging 'Hurry up, hurry up' all the way, feeling that every red light was extremely long.

But urging is useless, Qiao Yaozu still strictly abides by the traffic rules, the speed limit is 70 and he will never drive 71: "Are you urging you to fly back?"

Isn't this without wings?Fly early if you want to!The traffic conditions in the sky are so good that there will be no traffic jams.It's like being blocked here and can't go back. I'm so anxious to death that I'm so angry.

Qiao Yaozu is in a good state of mind, and he still plays songs in a leisurely manner. The song that is played is still the song of Gu Zhien's idol, which is unbearable. She wants to smash the car after listening to it: "Change another song."

It's a different song, but it's still the same singer.

This is definitely provocative, and I can't bear it: "At any rate, he is also the man who slept with you in the same bed, and you actually listen to his rival's song, won't your conscience ache?"

Qiao Yaozu, who was drinking water, almost choked to death when he heard the words, coughed for a long time before annoyed: "Shut up if you can't speak!" Do you think that was a pleasant experience?Just brainless fans beautify their idols in various ways, making them look like gods in the sky, but in fact they are just ordinary people, with all the joys, sorrows, joys, sorrows and horrors they should have, and they are not so perfect.

Gu Zhien is still angry and jealous, this world is really unfair, what Jiang fans have dreamed of all their lives, Qiao Yaozu has easily achieved it!Are you annoying? !Angry.Bright and menacing: "If you don't sing with another person, I will sing! I can sing a lot of songs, and you are allowed to order."

I have to say that the threat was very successful. Without further ado, Qiao Yaozu immediately switched to the radio station. It happened that there was He Zhijiang's song in it. The dead face of the dog man beside him.

When Gu Zhien finally returned home, he saw his father and mother being interrogated three times, which was very scary.Hesitating whether to step into the house with the other foot, or to hide at my uncle's house for a night?Fear!Won't be beaten by mixed doubles on the last night away from home?No.

The mother became angry when she saw her daughter-in-law poking around, "If you don't come in, you won't have to go home anymore!"

Not wanting to be kicked out of the house to be a homeless vagrant, Gu Zhien came in and closed the door to change shoes in the blink of an eye, walked to the middle of the two elders and sat down, hugging each other: "Okay, I know you are reluctant to let me go, Let's take more photos, and I will look at the photos later." He took out his mobile phone and said, "One, two, three, eggplant."

The adults in every photo are smiling lovingly, and none of them have a black face.

There is this magical power in taking pictures. No matter how irritable or sad a woman was before, just point the front camera at her, and witness the completion of belly tightening, legs straightening up, chest down, chin staring, eyes pouting, posing in a pose, and hairstyle adjustment in a second. A miracle of human agility with a quiet smile.And the emotional management is also excellent, it is definitely the most satisfying expression in her heart.

You can tell by the kind smile on Ms. Hao's face, she doesn't look angry at all.

After the daughter-in-law beat the teacher to death, the second elder couldn't face anymore, but what should be asked was to ask: "Why did you come back so late?"

Gu Zhien honestly explained his whereabouts: "I ate near the No. [-] Middle School. After eating, I went to see Mr. Huang. He found out that he had late cancer and there was a quarrel at home..."

The second elder also knew Mr. Huang, and it made him feel uncomfortable to hear that he was seriously ill.Alas, when people get older, their bodies are prone to various problems.

Gu Zhien said solemnly: "So you have to go for the physical examination seriously every year, eat and drink what you should, don't be reluctant to bear this or that, my daughter will work hard to make your old age rich and powerful..."

Who would have thought that the bright moon would shine in the ditch again: "You don't need to eat delicious or spicy food, just bring me a son-in-law for the Chinese New Year, give me a big fat boy, and make sure your waist doesn't hurt and your legs don't hurt..."

Gu Zhien was desperate, he couldn't talk for a day, and it was only a long time since he saw that the old man had evolved again, not only urging marriage, but also giving birth!The version upgrade is also too fast.

"Why don't we go to the kindergarten to raise one? You can train him to be what kind of son-in-law you want!" It is really looking for according to the requirements of the two elders, I am afraid that they will be lonely for the rest of their lives!

(End of this chapter)