The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 172 Insanity
Seeing people finally laughed, Qiao Yaozu also breathed a sigh of relief: "Send me the location when you arrive at the hotel!"

After packing his luggage, Gu Zhien put on a mask and went out: "Got it."

After asking his private doctor, Qiao Yaozu started to make a list with a straight face, and he listed more and more items one by one.

So the workload of Xiao Wang's special assistant has increased again, buying various products to enhance immunity, ordering various supplements from bird's nest, arranging three meals a day to send various tonic soups, buying fruits... If isolation is this kind of treatment , Special Assistant Xiao Wang is willing to be quarantined for a lifetime!

When he arrived at the isolation hotel, Gu Zhien broke his guard and was too unscrupulous. I really didn't expect that the first time I stayed in a love hotel in my life was during isolation.With dark circles under her eyes, she sat on the king-size round bed, pink with flickering lights, as if she had entered the dreamy Lisa hair salon in a trance.

Not only are there lights and a large bed with round flower curtains that make people feel like entering a secret place, but there is also a mirror on the top of the room. Is this convenient for self-examination while lying on the bed?But there is nothing to look at in the lonely single life!
What Gu Zhien couldn't bear the most was the visual storm and aesthetic collapse. The sexy beauties on the whole wall were posing, so I had the urge to call the front desk to ask if I could change my gender!
There are also a few paintings in the room that add to the fun, the old-fashioned ones, have you seen "Jin Ping Mei"?It is to present the indescribable content in paintings. Gu Zhien is sure that this is a soul painter!Because the drawing of the body and posture is particularly vivid and clear, the only dissatisfaction is that the drawing of the male lead's face is too sloppy!Very disappointed!

There are also various sex toys in the bedside table. Gu Zhien feels that as a qualified salesman, he needs to know himself and the enemy to be victorious in every battle, so he carefully studied the functions of each item, and found that they are similar to his own products, each with its own swing.

When Gu Zhien was trying to adapt to the environment created by the ambient lighting in the room, his friends sent condolences one after another.I didn't feel trapped in misery at all, formed a group, and posted more than a dozen pictures of hotel features, so the style of painting changed suddenly.

Sister Xie's smile is particularly connotative, and as an experienced person, she gives advice: "There is a remote control on the round bed, so you can experience it by yourself."

Hu Honghui looked enviously: "It's too lucky to let you live in such an elegant hotel for free. Be content. I saw a steel pipe in the transparent bathroom. Use it! Give your life a strong stroke and have a wonderful performance , will definitely be unforgettable for a lifetime.”

It’s a pity for Pippi Shrimp: “Although it’s a little tiring to live with two people, it’s too wasteful to live alone!” The big pink round bed doesn’t have a good atmosphere!
Lou Dandan is a small expert in business: "The love hotel sells family planning products, which are a perfect match, my dear! Go for business results!"

So magical!
At this moment, Hu Honghui typed the video and smiled very wretchedly: "My dear, satisfy my curiosity, flip the video for me to visit! I want to watch it!"

"Are you in the bathroom?" Gu Zhien was speechless, is this person working too hard? !
Under the strong request of the old driver, Master Hu, Gu Zhien showed her every corner of the room, and Master Hu finally hung up the video contentedly.

Qiao Yaozu seamlessly took over the call and Gu Zhien hung up the phone as soon as he got through!What do you mean? !

The reason why he quickly cut off the phone was because Qiao Yaozu thought his phone had a virus!Otherwise, why would you see an indescribable picture?The husband and wife are passing on the family line, and there are two waitresses beside them, maidservants without clothes!The visual impact is too strong!

Calling the past again is still not normal, the screen is full of sexy beauties gesticulating, but the voice is normal and it's Gu Zhien's: "What are you doing?"

Qiao Yaozu was silent for a moment and understood: "Switch the camera!"

Soon the familiar face appeared, and the familiar scene of four people appeared as the background picture, Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !This is going to the fantasy world?

Seeing Qiao Yaozu's strange expression, Gu Zhien immediately understood the reason: "I'm quarantined in a love hotel, do you want to visit it?"

The gentleman Qiao Yaozu refused with a stern face: "I asked Xiao Wang to pack some food for you to strengthen your resistance, and remember to eat it every day! Now is the time to fight for your physical fitness. Those with strong resistance can carry the clouds, and those with weak resistance will die. gone."

Qiao Yaozu was in a hurry to get angry, because he was afraid that Gu Zhien would be tricked, and there was nothing else he could do, so he could only temporarily hug her feet to strengthen her resistance, hoping that her immune system would be improved, her body and mind would be in good physical and mental condition, and her resistance would be enhanced.

Regarding the safety of his life, Gu Zhien agreed straight away: "Understood, I will take it seriously."

Qiao Yaozu was ten million worried: "Call me if you need anything."

The cardboard box was carried upstairs by two staff members. Gu Zhien's expression cracked when he saw that it was full of high-nutrition products. Did Qiao Yaozu want to raise himself like a pig? !I haven't finished eating a round yet, my stomach is already round, and I can't hold it anymore. I feel better after walking around the wall for a few times.

My stomach feels better, but my mind is empty. What's the point of staying in the room alone?Gu Zhien went to get a pen and paper and began to make a life list. The biggest regret was that the money was not spent after death, so he found a job, that is, buying, buying, buying, buying, buying.

After spending a whole day on Taobao, I bought gifts for every relative in the family. If they really die, they also have something to think about!
On the second day, the second life regret started, that is, the mother and fetus were single for 29 years, I am not reconciled!Life is incomplete without a boyfriend!All the single men I knew were pulled out, and after various selections and deliberations, four people were finally left on the paper.

Best candidate: He Zhijiang. (Delusion in the world. If you can transform your idol into a boyfriend, then life will be without regrets. Life is so far, what more can a husband ask for!)
Second choice: Xiao Zhiyong. (Although rabbits don't eat the grass beside the nest, they can still eat it when they are hungry.)
Not so good: Qiao Yaozu. (This dog man is actually pretty good in every way, but his mother is so weird that people can't stand it. A tense relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will make the marriage unhappy.)
It really doesn't work: Zheng Qingtian. (Cousin's admirer, this is afraid of the risk of sisters turning against each other. Be careful.)
Gu Zhien was very active, and immediately sent a message to idols: "Excuse me, are you looking for a girlfriend? I want to apply." After sending, her heart beat faster, her face blushed, and she stared at her phone nervously without blinking. Waiting for a reply, I even forgot to breathe.

After holding back and waiting for a long time, Aidou didn't come back with a single punctuation mark.Gu Zhien was very disappointed, his face was green and white, I understand, this is a polite refusal.In order to avoid embarrassment and social death for adults, if you don't contact for three days, you will break up by default!Not all rejections have to be verbal, ignoring the message and not responding is a rejection.

Gu Zhien felt the trough of the eighteenth floor of hell and was uncomfortable.It was the first time in my life to flirt with a man, but it ended in failure. I was too shocked. After eating two cups of blood bird's nest and half a basket of fruit, I recovered a little bit of energy and started to write recruitment notices.

Career
Position: Epidemic Boyfriend.

Condition: Internet access will do.

Number of people: 7 people.

Time: 21 days.

Working method: network.

Treatment: Crazy with you, crazy with you.

After finishing writing, Gu Zhien checked it carefully, and felt that everything that should be listed was listed, so he posted it on Moments, and the groups can be seen.Don't dare to separate, for fear of serious sequelae.

Visible personnel: Xiao Zhiyong, Qiao Yaozu, Zheng Qingtian.

Zheng Qingtian was the first to reply: Sister, I want to apply to be your brother-in-law.

Gu Zhien replied blankly: Get lost.

Xiao Zhiyong: I have gone to the deep mountains and old forests, and there is no internet.

Gu Zhien asked gloomyly: So, you are on the ghost net now!You are really capable, even the underworld network can be used by you!
Xiao Zhiyong: Hahahahahahaha.I can't live without laughing.

Qiao Yaozu was isolated in the villa. He had just finished the video conference and was drinking coffee to refresh himself. When he saw Gu Zhien’s recruitment notice, he was too shocked and destroyed a document. what crazy?"

"I looked back on my life and felt that it wouldn't be worthwhile to hang up if I didn't even have a boyfriend!" Gu Zhien, who had been hit so hard, had already become a mummy, lying on the bed with blank eyes and upright: "Do you want to marry me?" Are you applying?"

Qiao Yaozu opened a dyeing room on his face, nine colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, and white changed back and forth, and finally settled on black: "What do you mean by 7 people?"

Gu Zhien, the main recruiter, feels obliged to answer the applicant's questions in detail: "Now the latest research data shows that the ratio of male to female is 4:1, that is, if the matching is done according to the ratio, one woman can be divided into four men. .”

"Then why is it 7!" After counting, there are only 4!
"I didn't take too much! It was Hu Honghui who said that she hanged on the tree of Chen Zongnan, and transferred the extra three places to me." 4+3=7 is not wrong!nothing wrong.

Ah!Qiao Yaozu was choked for a while and couldn't speak.Good job!It takes 7.

Gu Zhien, who was hit hard, was listless: "Do you want to apply? If you don't, I'll hang up and waste my time."

Qiao Yaozu didn't waste a single word and hung up.

Well, this recruitment recruited a lonely, the whole army was wiped out.

Gu Zhien lay flat, and began to persuade himself that he had tried his best, but there was nothing he could do if the result was not satisfactory, and he had to accept the shocks left in life.

When the acceptance progress reached 90%, Qiao Yaozu sent a message: Please change the number of people to 1 and send it again.

Just change it, anyway, writing 7 is just a kind of momentum and delusion, and being idle is also idle.Therefore, Gu Zhien changed it happily.

In less than two minutes, I received Qiao Yaozu's resume. The resume is very hard-core, full of real materials, and very good at playing. If you take it to any Fortune 500 company, you will be rushing for talents.Gu Zhien suddenly felt that he was noble and could stand shoulder to shoulder with the world's top [-] companies.

After reading it, ask clearly with a sullen face: "Are you here to apply for a job?"

Qiao Yaozu coughed: "Is it done?"

There is only such a piece of wood left in the vast sea, how can there be a choice between three and four? !It's just that it's not a make or break question: "Why?"

I was asked back: "Why do you want to recruit?"

Gu Zhien understands, he is also a fallen person in the end of the world!They are all suffering brothers and sisters who have been quarantined, and they should go through the difficulties hand in hand, so as not to leave any shocks in life, and the most important thing is to maintain a normal mind so as not to enter the lunatic asylum.

So I like to mention a boyfriend, name: Qiao Yaozu.Sex: Male.Age: 30.Height: 185 cm, weight: 145 catties.Constellation: Aquarius.

The boyfriend who just went online dotes on his girlfriend very much, bombarding him with red envelopes without saying a word, Gu Zhien spent all his net worth yesterday, and received the red envelopes one by one, filling his treasury even more than before.

It feels so good to have a boyfriend!No wonder everyone yearns for love.

Courtesy is reciprocal, and Gu Zhien returned the gift.The number is the same as that of the boyfriend, except that the position of the decimal point has been changed: "Thank you boyfriend, I love you."

Received 13.14 yuan and 5.20 yuan in red envelopes, although Qiao Yaozu complained about his stinginess, he was still very happy to receive it.I have adapted well to the new identity, and I have no intention of working, and I am full of expectations for the future. Not only have I made a list of wedding guests, but I have even chosen the names of the children, and I have backed up several decoration styles for the wedding room. Screen confinement maids.

With a boyfriend, Gu Zhien felt that another major event in life had been accomplished, and fell asleep happily.

That night, Qiao Yaozu's bedtime reading was replaced by "Maternity Encyclopedia", and he also made notes and key excerpts.

On the third day, Gu Zhien opened his eyes in the red envelope greeting from his new boyfriend. He felt that life was beautiful, and the isolation did not collapse at all!
After eating breakfast and earnestly putting on a beautiful makeup, Gu Zhien began to implement the third major life event according to the plan. Ge You lay chasing dramas, fell in love with anti-fraud CP Bai Jingting and his wife, and couldn't stop knocking , Willingly become a Tencent member to watch VIP episodes.I couldn't get out of the pit, so after watching the drama, I searched for the novel of the same name.

When the boyfriend came over on the video call, he hung up without hesitation and replied with one word: "Busy."

Qiao Yaozu: "..." You haven't even had a pet yet, and you've been thrown into limbo?Quarantine in the hotel actually said busy? !What are you busy with?What are you busy with when you don't go to work?
When Gu Zhien finished the novel, another day passed.

Although the boyfriend on the fourth day had a lot of resentment, the rain of red envelopes continued. Gu Zhien was in a good mood: "Kiss boyfriend, your cutie needs a pipa."

Half an hour later, Xiao Wang's special assistant bought an expensive pipa and delivered it to the gate of the love hotel. Gu Zhien's music quality has been greatly improved that day.

Day [-]: Your little cutie learns to draw online, the goal is to become a generation of painters, and strive to come out with such peerless famous paintings as "Fu Tu of Luoshen", "Surfing the River During Qingming Festival", "Dwelling in Fuchun Mountains" and "Spring Dawn of Han Palace". When your girlfriend supports you.

The girlfriend is so ambitious, and the boyfriend is very happy, but he is afraid of starving to death, so he asked the girlfriend how confident she is in supporting the family: "Why do you draw peerless paintings?"

"I have worshiped a famous teacher!" Gu Zhien unilaterally worshiped: "Gu Kaizhi in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhang Zeduan in the Northern Song Dynasty, Li Tang in the Southern Song Dynasty, Huang Gongwang in the Yuan Dynasty, Qiu Ying in the Ming Dynasty, Yan Liben in the Tang Dynasty, Qi Baishi in modern times..." Famous painters from ancient times to the present are all I prayed over and over.And I went to the Internet to search the famous paintings handed down by each master, and carefully observed them, such as "Li Bai Xingyin Picture", "Hundred Horses Picture", "Walking Chariot Picture", "Tang Palace Ladies Picture", "Five Bulls Picture", "Han Xizai Night Banquet Picture", "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains Picture"!
Otherwise, how will this long time be spent?

Day [-]: Your little beauty asks for soybeans and wants to learn how to grow bean sprouts!

Day [-]: Your sweetheart wants watermelon and wants to learn fruit carving.

Day [-]: Your little one needs a jump rope and a makeover!

Day [-]: Your little one needs silk stocking flowers, and will rely on them to support the family in the future.

Day [-]: Your little one needs a puzzle, the more complicated the better.

Day [-]: Your cutie needs a stereo and a disco.

The twelfth day: Your little princess starts chatting business during the day, with a 9% discount.There will be an online concert at night, with a [-]% discount, can't you see it?
Day [-]: Wangcai Mom needs wool and knitting sweaters!
Qiao Yaozu sighed, his girlfriend's nucleic acid is normal, her body temperature is normal, and her spirit is abnormal. "I asked Xiao Wang to send a box of things to the front desk of the hotel. There are surprises in it!"

After the staff carried the big box to the door of the room, Gu Zhien was even more devastated, because Qiao Yaozu sent a box of textbooks and test papers, including accounting professional books, English textbooks for IELTS, and even a Kangxi dictionary. He also called it a good name: "I just read the book carefully and brushed up all the questions while I have time now. I will practice oral English when I am bored. Don't you keep saying that you want to go abroad to play, but you are worried that you will lose it if you don't understand the language?"

Gu Zhien strongly protested: "Please be a human being!"

The little heartless person finds things for you to pass the time, lest you go to the mental hospital and still think about everything: "Aren't you bored and bored?"

"Whoever is full has nothing to do!" In order to prove that he is a talent for doing big things, Gu Zhien did a big thing. Fans vote for you day and night, so that you will not be swayed by capital, and stay wholeheartedly in the music pyramid, producing works that people like, but wrong, what is this thing?Is the shoddy new song that can't be heard in words, is your response to your fans?I don't see what you're after for your dreams at all!Your talent is not worthy of popularity!Is Jiang Lang exhausted?I edited pictures for you day and night, bald at the age of 22, full of acne, bucket waist, double chin, dark circles and wrinkles around the eyes, kind folds, half-fifty figure, failed expression management, standing or not, doing I didn't make a picture, sister Zhan broke down again and again for you, Gao Ziwei, what do you owe fans?The dream is broken, the heart is broken, people wake up, Gao Ziwei, goodbye.

Alright, once this post comes out, who will fight for the top!Fighting with Gao Ziwei's fans all day long is not boring at all!not alone!Moreover, the [-]th generation of the ancestors of the ancient family also became lively in the underworld, and they are not lonely at all after sleeping in the ground, because the ancestral graves have been dug up again and again, and those perverts even threatened to flog the corpses!
Although Gu Zhien feels guilty, she still has a great sense of accomplishment. Look!Let everyone boil with his own power.

Qiao Yaozu almost suspected that he was insane in isolation at home, otherwise how could his memory be wrong: "Aren't you a fan of He Zhijiang?"

(End of this chapter)