The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 252 Distress
Gu Zhien silently flipped through "The Last Four Sets of Questions Before the Exam" to her, and told her that it's not so good when she grows up: "Auntie is doing the questions every day just like you."

Tao Zi changed the attributes of the next life: "In the next life, I will be reborn as a pig. I will eat and sleep every day. I will eat after I sleep. I will be happy without going to school or doing homework."

After all, the devastation is so miserable that the child doesn't even want to be a human being.

Qiao Yaozu knocked on the table: "Study, silence."

The two scumbags looked at each other and changed their faces, resigned to their fate and plunged into the sea of ​​study.

There are roads and diligence in the mountain of books, and there is no end to learn to work hard.

The hardest thing in the morning was Qiao Yaozu. After explaining Taozi's test paper, Gu Zhien's correction was another hit.Really - the effect of two scumbags together, the damage value is far greater than 1+1 and greater than 2.I would rather go back to the company to work overtime!

Two invincible beasts, one big and one small, King Kong, tormented Qiao Yaozu very hard: "Listen well, I'll tell you one last time, if you still don't understand, you will be punished by copying the wrong test book a hundred times."

The two students trembled.

Fortunately, Taozi's parents also know what their baby is, and they have contracted lunch, which is extraordinarily rich, Dongshan goat, Wenchang chicken, Jiaji duck, Hele crab, roast suckling pig, Vegetarian stew, farm goose... Taozi's mother Seeing the test papers my daughter finished, I almost cried with joy, and asked humbly: "Zhien, please teach me the teaching method. Your teaching results in one morning are much higher than mine in a week."

Don't dare to take credit!Gu Zhien is particularly self-aware that he can't do such a great feat by himself, and seeks truth from facts: "Mr. Qiao taught it."

Mother Taozi certainly knows the talents on China's wealth list. She also met them in the elevator when she lives upstairs, but Qiao Yaozu has always been very cold and aura. I can't ask Qiao Yaozu to tutor my baby's homework, but I know he's worth a few bucks, so I can't afford it.Mom Taozi sighed with regret.

It's still Pang Da's mother who is well-informed and mature. She said with a smile: "Mr. Qiao is not easy to get close to, but now there is a kind of socializing called Mrs. Backyard socializing. You see, Zhien is the one who handed over the person today, but in the end Isn’t Mr. Qiao also teaching? Let’s save the country with curves.”

Older gingers are more spicy!Although Taozi's mother felt that this was very embarrassing, she really didn't want her daughter to hit her hand, so she thickened her face silently: "I will send it over in the afternoon!" , I’m going to come over with my mother, didn’t you say last time that my little sister has something to do with getting the genuine blood swallow? Let my little sister place an order as soon as possible..."

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were really willing to spend money to get rid of Taozi's study and tutoring. Pang's mother silently dug out all the good things she treasured and packed them up. At the same time, she prepared dinner in her heart, which ones would be the most nourishing for her brain.

Gu Zhien looked at a big meal full of hard dishes, and respected the teacher very much, and kept adding food to Qiao Yaozu: "Master, you have worked hard, eat more."

Anyone who comes will not be rejected, Qiao Yaozu really feels that he needs to make up for it, the two scumbags have exhausted his efforts, he really wishes to cut a hole in their heads, and then stuff the knowledge points into it!Obviously such a simple question, I explained it once, two or three times with different ideas, but I just don’t understand it!
Well frogs cannot talk about the sea, and summer insects cannot talk about the visual sense of ice.

Gu Zhien is actually quite helpless when human beings are at the bottom of IQ, and comforted him: "Anyway, we don't have high requirements, as long as we pass."

The blood tank has been emptied, Qiao Yaozu doesn't want to talk!
In the middle of the meal, Lou Dandan came to study with a gift: "Is Zhien free? I want to learn about our cuisine."

A box of seedless lychees, a box of Qiaotou sweet potatoes, and a box of dried sea prawns, this bunch of Xiubi Taozi mother brought it seriously, but Gu Zhien didn't dare to accept it, because she was quite accurate about her cooking skills. very.

Faced with Lou Dandan's earnest eyes seeking to learn, Gu Zhien was really embarrassed to say that he was not good at cooking, so he turned his head to look at Qiao Yaozu again, the world was in crisis again, and asked for help.

Qiao Yaozu also wondered what the eyes of the neighbors upstairs and downstairs were, how did they see that Gu Zhien had the background to be a teacher?Shouldn't you have checked in advance before learning from a teacher?
In the end, Lou Dandan's study problem was solved by Qiao Yaozu, and he pushed her the business card of the private chef.

After thanking Lou Dandan thousands of times, he began to whisper: "Zhien, a diamond king like Mr. Qiao, you are close to the water, so you can work hard."

Good advice, just: "The fucking weirdness is even worse than your ex-boyfriend's mother, do you still want to persuade me to work harder?"

The shadow left by the former mother-in-law was too great, Lou Dandan couldn't help but shuddered, and changed his position in an instant: "Forget it then. It is said that the husband only accounts for 30% of the happiness of marriage, and the relatives of the in-law's family account for 50%. Friends account for 20%."

"So Xiao Zhiyong is pretty good. Both parents died, and there is no worry about conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law."

Lou Dandan lowered his voice: "To tell you the truth, this is what my mother is most satisfied with." My daughter found such a suitable boyfriend, I don't know how proud she is: "My mother said let me invite you back. She wants to thank you for eating in the village. This box of lychees was picked by her in the orchard, and each one was carefully selected. She also went to my aunt’s field to dig the sweet potatoes. My dad went out to sea to catch these shrimps. What did you do...and my uncle, he walks every day in high spirits, he thinks that the ancestral grave is burning high incense, so he found such a boyfriend who is satisfied with everything, my uncle said that he would treat you with wine and thank you Well, this is a shopping card, my uncle asked me to give it to you. Don’t be embarrassed, my uncle owns supermarkets and shopping malls, these shopping cards are nothing to him.”

Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !I just want to ask: "Does your ex-boyfriend regret it?" If you miss such a treasured girl, you will regret it.

"That scumbag man let him die! I think it's unbelievable when I think about it now, why did I fall in love with him at the beginning!" Fortunately, the loss was stopped, and now the more Lou Dandan thinks about it, the more he breaks into a cold sweat. Fortunately, he is not married: "Fucking A few days ago, I was wandering around our village, and the daughter-in-law from the east and the west was pregnant as soon as she came in. My mother doesn’t bother to talk to her now, so what if she has a big belly. I heard that I was kicked in the stomach by his brother's child yesterday, and bled on the spot. His mother was protecting her grandson, and she was slapped by her daughter-in-law... Evil people will be tortured by evil people. You don't know how much my mother is. I'm relieved, and I'm glad I didn't marry into his family."

"In the past, that scumbag went to my house and came back empty-handed. Just like the uncle, he didn't care about anything and just ate ready-made ones. Xiao Zhiyong went to my house to pick up big and small bags. When he saw that my balcony was not waterproof and leaked in rainy days, he immediately contacted me. Someone came to repair it, but the refrigerator at home was not working well, so he rolled up his sleeves to find out the reason. Now my TV has been replaced, the air conditioner has been refilled with fluoride, and even my mother’s field work is done by him. Going to my mother's house is more diligent than I go back. My mother has a bad waist and my father has a constant cough. He specially invited an old Chinese doctor to my house for treatment. He also bought a piece of land in my village and recorded it under my name. For the wedding room, even if there is any eventuality after marriage, the land and the house are all mine... My father, who has such a strong sense of local clan, whispered to my mother in private that the men on our island and those from the mainland The quality of men is indeed a bit far away.”

"Stop, look at the envy in my eyes, if you continue to show your affection, my eyes will turn red!"

Lou Dandan smiled sweetly: "You are so good, you will meet a good man."

At this time, Taozi came to the door again with a schoolbag on her back, and she came by herself, and no parents gave it to her, because her parents' faces were hot, and their cheeks were not thick enough after all: "Auntie, let's do the quizzes together this afternoon." .”

Thank you, Auntie doesn't want to brush!
The expression on Qiao Yaozu's face was even more indescribable, and he felt that his blood pressure was a little high.

Tao Zi smiled: "Auntie, I like to come to your house to do my homework. Uncle teaches me twice before I can understand. My mother doesn't know how to teach. The more I teach, the more confused I become. Every time I get confused by her If she couldn't solve the problem, she lost her temper and yelled at me. She didn't make sense at all. She even bought a ruler online!"

He was praised sincerely, but Qiao Yaozu didn't feel very happy.He didn't want to carve such rotten wood!One is enough, and the other is worried about dying young.

Seeing Qiao Yaozu's resistance, Gu Zhien was afraid that this hot potato would fall into his hands, and lowered his voice: "You call yourself her little uncle."

This reason immediately made Qiao Yaozu pleasing to Tao Zi's eyes.

Facts have proved that Mr. Qiao is not only an elite in shopping malls, but also outstanding as a little uncle. The teaching results in one afternoon are amazing. The most rare thing is that he really taught Taozi how to solve problems, and made her parents cry with joy.

Taozi’s mother’s crying eyes are all stained, and she also reflects on herself: “It seems that I still don’t know how to teach!” Otherwise, it’s obviously the same daughter, how could she be enlightened in Mr. Qiao’s hands, and once in her own hands, she would be unteachable. Also, unbearable.It's no wonder that Mr. Qiao is famous on the wealth list at a young age, which is amazing.

"It would be great if Mr. Qiao was willing to accept apprentices. I would let Taozi go to apprentices even if I wasted money."

"Don't be greedy. You can be content with Mr. Qiao's advice once in a while. It's all thanks to your kindness. You have to thank him very much."

"necessary."

After eating, Taozi put on her schoolbag and automatically said, "I'm going upstairs."

Go, go, you don't do your homework at home, your blood pressure is balanced and never soars, and the value of happiness and harmony at home is higher.

When Taozi came upstairs, Gu Zhien was live broadcasting. Today's live broadcast is very childlike, it is a rabbit trap game, and everyone in the live broadcast room is screaming.There are two reasons for calling.One is that the little beauty Zhong Yuanxi appeared on the screen, and the other is that the toy is very unusual, in short, one word, expensive.Other people's rabbits are made of plastic, but Zhong Yuanxi's rabbits are carved from jade, which is lifelike.

After dinner, Zhong Yuanxi came over with the game disk in her arms. It happened that Gu Zhien's live broadcast time was up, and she waved her small hand in a very thoughtful way: "Then let's play the game live, the loser's acting talent."

Gu Zhien's face felt as if she had been struck by lightning when she heard that she had to show her talents after losing. Once again, she couldn't control her live broadcast.

As soon as Zhong Yuanxi appeared on the screen, someone recognized her immediately. Her face was so beautiful and recognizable, but she looked like a little adult and spoke with a childish voice, making everyone bloody.In particular, she is also versatile, she can sing and dance easily, and even talks about how to take good-looking photos with experience, and teaches on-site to unlock the secrets of posing, full of dry goods.

After learning it, the classmate and aunt laughed: "Xixi, my sister took the photos according to what you taught, and life has indeed reached a new level of beauty, thank you."

Zhong Yuanxi will come here in particular: "You're welcome, baby. If you need anything, please visit Sister Qiao En's store. The name of the online store is: I want to get rich."

This advertisement is not perfect, it can only be said that it is full of sweetness!Gu Zhien's face is capitalized.

"It's the first time someone calls me baby, buy, buy, buy, must buy."

For a while, the trading volume rose steadily.

Zhong Yuanxi smiled sweetly: "Sister, you lost, it's time for you to show off your talents."

There is nothing like this in the darkest moments of life. Gu Zhien has a huge head, and Taozi just came up when he was trying to catch his blindness, so he grabbed her as a life-saving straw: "Come on, show a talent."

As soon as Tao Zi appeared on the screen, the live broadcast room was full of screams. Last time, she calmly used her slippers to quickly and ruthlessly wiped out flying cockroaches. She was so heroic, and she gained a lot of fans and sisters.Yes, on the island, no matter how high-end the mirror you live in, there will always be creatures like cockroaches, and the big one can fly. Without changing color, the killing process is still very smooth!

Although classmate Taozi is a scumbag, she is not stage frighted at all: "Then I will play a song "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix" for everyone."

When the suona sounds, who will fight for the front.

The entire live broadcast room was boiling again.

"Of all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king, either ascending to heaven or worshiping the hall."

"Thousand-year pipa and ten thousand-year zither, an erhu playing for a lifetime, and the sound of the suona ends the whole play."

"As soon as the song is played and the cloth is covered, the whole village waits for the food to be served. Walking and lifting, there is a white trail behind."

"Firecrackers sound, suona blows, the front is carried and the rear is chased. As soon as the coffin is lifted and the soil is buried, relatives and friends cry heartbroken."

"I don't know the meaning of the suona when I first heard it, but I'm already in a coffin when I hear it again. People on Huangquan Road are depressed, but there is no way to cross the remnant soul on the bridge."

"Taozi, although you played "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix", uncle was almost sent away by you on the spot."

"It's very good, don't blow it again, it's very lethal, and now my head is still buzzing. May I ask how long have you been learning suona?"

Taozi said bluntly: "My mother taught me to learn piano since I was four years old, but I like suona. I learned it from a blind fortune teller when I went back to my grandma's village during Chinese New Year. I have been learning it for more than five years."

I see, no wonder you are so amateurish.

"Actually, the best song I play is the funeral song. "Big Funeral", "Ten Kneeling Parents' Gratitude", "Thousand Sheets of Paper", "Crying for Seven Passes", "Su Wu Shepherd", "Firework Sigh", these masters all taught me But my mother won't let me play it. "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix", "Long Dependence", "Front Edge", "Where Does Time Go" are self-taught, and my master doesn't know how to play, so I just play Barely."

"Listen to your mother. Your mother was right."

"Your mother is afraid that you will send everyone in the whole building away."

This live broadcast ended amidst everyone's ridicule. During this period, the top brother on the list was replaced by 'Jiuzhongtian'. Every day without talking, it kept raining red envelopes.Kong Baozhu was once unconvinced and fought him one-on-one, but he was defeated, not because he couldn't compete for money, but because he couldn't compete for internet speed.

Today, because of the addition of the little beauty Zhong Yuanxi, the live broadcast room has gained 20 fans, and it has already reached 800 million.Speaking of these fans, Gu Zhien is full of tears. Chen Jiayuan and Gu Duofu each account for 800% of the [-] million fans, and [-]% of them include Taozi and his cousin. Yes, although the cousin has not been found yet, But there are already fans.The most outrageous thing is that there is also Qiao Yaozu. He once showed a hand when passing a water glass, and he has fans. This world is too outrageous!All in all, all in all, Gu Zhien's own fans are pitifully small.

And among these fans, Gu Duofu's fans have the highest average education and IQ, and Gu Zhien's fans are the best. Like her, everyone is begging the boss to lead them to fly.

The weak Gu Zhien has only one feeling, mixed feelings and mixed feelings.

When I was sad, my eyes went dark, and the power went out.

Cut off water, electricity and internet, this is so sour!Especially when the batteries of mobile phones and laptops are exhausted, it feels like human civilization has regressed five thousand years at once.Nightlife immediately became impoverished.This is only for Gu Zhien, Qiao Yaozu was not affected at all, he lit a candle and continued to read, this time his book was replaced with "66 Coups for a Good Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-Law".

Yesterday he deliberately went to the bookstore next to the supermarket and bought a large bundle of books. Gu Zhien probably looked through them: "Thirty-six Strategies for Overheating Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-Law", "Love and Reconciliation: Stories of Systematic Arrangement in Chinese Families", "Mother-in-law Knows What to Tell" , Daughter-in-law has something to say", "Family Love Double-sided Tape: The Balance Law of the Game between Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law", "How to Handle the Relationship between Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law", "Here Comes His Mother", "A good marriage is falling in love with each other again and again".

He is really a man who loves studying and reading. Gu Zhien can't read any books except novels, and feels sleepy when he touches a book.

While yawning, Doudou's mother knocked on the door with bruises and swollen faces and asked for help: "Zhien, help me, Doudou was burned. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarreled because the bank in their hometown lost all their savings due to a thunderstorm. Doudou was in trouble and was splashed with chili oil. His father went back to his hometown to defend his rights. I only have an electric car. The electric car can't take Doudou to the hospital when it's windy and rainy. Please help me, I don't know What should I do, I am afraid, Doudou is burnt to the point where he is completely disfigured, his whole body is red and feels cooked, I dare not touch him, for fear that the flesh on his body will be knocked off..."

The 17-pole typhoon is still raging outside. Doudou's mother was overturned by the typhoon more than ten times in the short distance of [-] meters from the commercial street of the community to the community. The tree fell in the middle of the road, and the road was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers. It was very dangerous to send the child to the doctor in such bad weather.

Qiao Yaozu disagreed with Gu Zhien's involvement in danger, and analyzed very rationally: "Now the entire island is cut off from water, electricity, and internet. I don't know what's going on in the hospital. There are no street lights on the road in the dark, and big trees and utility poles are everywhere. Obstacles, heavy wind and rain, very low visibility, the road is too dangerous."

Doudou's mother was in a panic: "Then what should I do? What should I do?"

(End of this chapter)