The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me
Chapter 286
Chapter 286
He was born in leisure, did not receive good education and cultivation, and indeed had many shortcomings, but he worked hard, self-disciplined, and he was ruthless to himself. In just a few months, he reversed the unfavorable situation. The illegitimate son who was never looked down upon by others now has a place. Ever since he held the patent, the old man has valued him more and more, his voice has become more and more important, and he has become more and more imposing. Heaviness makes people surrender involuntarily and dare not disobey.
So even though he knew rationally that he should send someone to the hospital, Mr. He said no, and Assistant Fan didn't dare to disobey.After all, I couldn't rest assured. After thinking about it, I called a private doctor to come over and wait for Mr. He to agree.At the same time, I secretly calculated and guessed what happened?The way Mr. He collapsed that day must be a big deal.I went through all the projects in my mind and found no problems. The follow-up and advancement of each project were normal, but the speed was very introverted, which is why I worked overtime day and night during this period.
I can't find the reason, Assistant Fan is very anxious and angry.Looking at the tightly closed door, I wish I could have a perspective eye. I don't know if Mr. He still has nosebleeds?
He stopped bleeding, but He Zhijiang didn't care, his face was numb, like an old man who was dying, and there was no expectation in life.He didn't move until the notification room specially set up for the live broadcast room sounded, and he opened it with stiff fingers and entered the live broadcast room of Princess Jon.
As soon as Gu Zhien went online, everyone couldn't wait to ask: Jon, what's the result of the grade inquiry?
The beautiful result made Gu Zhien straighten his back, and answered loudly and proudly with a smile on his face: 60 points.
The score of this low-altitude flight made everyone complain:
"It's actually passed the pressure line, Jon, you must be God's own daughter!"
"Successfully landing ashore, this score can last a lifetime, and it is more fulfilling than 100 points."
"Damn it, are you afraid of being proud if you get one extra point in the test?"
"I don't know what's wrong, but I have a strange illusion that the children in my family are promising."
"To tell you the truth, I have it too! Every time I see Jon pulling his hair to do the questions, and getting one question after another wrong, I get anxious! He actually passed the exam, he's really promising. I'm in ecstasy."
"It's even more exciting than when I was admitted to Capital First University."
"I was not so happy when I was the top scorer in the college entrance examination."
"60 points is so proud!? It's not [-] points!"
"You upstairs don't understand. For a scumbag, 60 points is already difficult to reach the blue sky."
"Indeed, in fact, Jon's hard work is not less than my hard work in the college entrance examination. So many nights, I pulled my hair and brushed the questions until midnight. Fortunately, the hard work has paid off. It's great to pass the exam."
"I'm here to fulfill my promise. At the beginning, I said that Jon had passed the test on me to brush the plane."
"I will also honor it. A gentleman cannot break his promise and get fat."
"I did it too. It's a thank you gift, because I passed the test too... The happiest thing is that I followed the questions that Jon did, and I really passed the test. Yay, life will open a new chapter and enter a new height."
"I passed the exam together. Hahahahahahahahahahaha, my mouth is sore from laughing, but I still can't help laughing, hahahahahahahahahahaha, after three years of exams, I finally passed the exam. Thank you, Jon, I got the test. A lot."
"I also want to thank Jon, and I also want to thank the big guys who gave the lectures. I don't have so much money to enroll in the tutoring class, and I rely entirely on self-study. There are many knowledge points that I don't understand, but the explanations of the big guys make me understand. I overcame one difficulty after another. I finally passed the test, although the score was not high, only 65 points. But I am still very happy.”
"Upstairs, believe me, you are great! Your score of 65 is already an unattainable height for Jon."
"Hahahaha, upstairs, you'll take all the bamboo shoots."
Gu Zhien said calmly: "Actually, what I said was right after the rain. To be honest, everyone said that getting 60 points in the test was a big surprise for me. I thought it was because of the smoke on the grave of my ancestors, and the ancestors showed their spirits. I am here today. I'm so happy, I'll show you a talent. I'll prepare for a while."
There was a sound of surprise.
"My God, Jon is actually talented! It seems that I have to update the information database, or I'm sorry for my title of knowing astronomy and geography."
"The loss is still the loss upstairs."
"Wait for Jon to show off his talents."
"Curious about what to perform."
Soon, everyone's curiosity was satisfied. Gu Zhien said with a smile while moving ten fingers: "This is when I went to learn the coconut carving culture a few days ago. I met an old craftsman in the village and learned from him. Hand shadow. I don’t know if you have played it, but I think it’s very interesting.”
As he spoke, Gu Zhien's fingers conjured up rabbits, goats, elephants, etc., from simple to difficult.
"Shocked my whole family, this is definitely cultural heritage!"
"Wow, how did the lady on the horse draw it? Curious."
"I like that little angel brother who flaps his wings."
"The image of an old man walking with his back behind his back is very good. My grandfather walks like this every day."
"I think the little cub acting like a baby to its mother dog is so cute, my heart will be melted by it."
"That shrew swears so aggressively, that's how the shrews in my village swear."
"I still think it's harder to be a hula dancer."
"When the rabbit was first conjured up, I didn't even think about it. It wasn't until the hula dancer appeared later that I realized that the clown was me."
"Jon, I strongly request a tutorial."
"Laughing to death, the upstairs said as if Jon gave the tutorial and you can learn it. Where do you have confidence! Be sober, Jon's hands are hands, and yours are claws."
"Crying, crying, I suspect mine is still a hoof."
"Crying and chirping, Jon, you clearly said that everyone is useless, but you secretly transformed behind my back and became a talent."
"Tears, human evolution didn't take me with me! I am an outcast of God."
"Surprised, after living for thirty years, I realized that my fingers are only ten fingers."
"I was stunned. Looking at my ten paws, I was lost in thought. After living for more than [-] years, I realized that they are not fully functional!"
"Even my hands are curled up! It's not easy to live. The chicken feet in my hand are no longer fragrant."
"Looking down at my two sticks, the sadness in my heart flowed like a river."
"I think I can use my hand to judge the disabled."
"I am deeply autistic. MD, I am the first person with handicap."
"Well, Jon's nimble fingers gave me a strange idea."
"I'm very interested in hearing the strange ideas upstairs. Come on, let's have a good chat."
"I'm curious too. Please make a voice connection when chatting upstairs. I want to listen to the live version. Anyway, I'm idle."
"Jon's hands are called hands, and mine are called human tissue nerve endings—the kind that are not very functional."
"I hide my face and feel ashamed, dragging back the history of human evolution."
"The legendary pig's trotters are very expensive. I was poor and couldn't afford them. I didn't know what they looked like. Now that I know, I actually have them! It turns out that I'm not so poor that I have nothing."
"While watching and trying to learn, TM's fingers are cramping. Brain: It's so simple. Hands: I don't know."
"I want to report it. It was agreed not to be fine, but Jon's hand has become fine!"
"Either Jon evolved ahead of time, or I didn't complete the evolution! I suspect it's the latter, sad."
"I feel like a disabled person, but I am clearly able-bodied. My heart is almost broken."
"The handicapped party passed by tearfully and sadly."
"Jon, has your hand been kissed by God? Why is it magical? And I can only touch mahjong."
"Same world, different claws. Jon's hands can change forever, but my claws can only eat with chopsticks."
"Jon, please accept my knee, I'm here the whole time: Fuck, awesome, don't accept it."
"I suggest that the people upstairs express their admiration for Jon with another rhetoric: Across the world, follow her heart, never see the ancients before, and never see those who come after."
"The one upstairs is very educated and good at talking. I really need a tutorial. The tutorial should include how to be elegant."
"I know this question. For example: Draw a circle to curse you. You can say: Draw the earth to be a circle, and I wish you a long sleep."
"Quick answer, I can do this question too. It's just your face. It can be said: You seem to be able to run a horse on your forehead."
"I can't do anything else, but I have a special research on how to swear gracefully. For example, do you know if you are such an awesome family? You can say: the sword in your waist is three feet long, and the Jun family's strict kindness knows it."
"I will too. I can also say that I am drunk: I am intoxicated while walking."
"The ugly people are asleep, but the handsome ones are still awake. It can be said: before the wind blows, the donkeys and mules are sleeping soundly.
"Don't sleep, wake up. It can be said: the days are short and the nights are long, why not swim with candles."
"Don't be hilarious, I want to sleep. You can say: I'm drunk and want to sleep, and I will go, Ming Dynasty intends to bring the piano.
"I'll just quietly watch you pretend. It can be said: I often watch the crab with cold eyes and see how long you run rampant."
"I don't read much, so don't lie to me. You can say: Don't lie to me that I am illiterate, there is such a thing in the world.
"If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you understand? It can be said: Fortunately, there is no white sword to drive forward, so why abandon yourself."
"It mainly depends on temperament. It can be said: Please don't envy Xie Yuhua, who has a poetic spirit in his belly."
"The heart is so tired, it can be said: the body is like a skeleton, and the heart is like dead ashes."
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Gu Zhien was very happy to watch, and felt that the knowledge base had expanded a lot: "Wait, I'll get a small notebook and write it down."
"Hahahaha, let's write it down in the notebook together. From now on, there will be a vocabulary for elegant swearing."
"Sure enough, Jon's live broadcast room is a clean stream. He doesn't sell goods or sell badly, and he can learn a lot of strange knowledge."
"The most amazing thing is that this knowledge is not from the host, but from the masters in the live broadcast room."
"All the bosses who love Jon's live broadcast room the most, you are all good Yazi."
"This live broadcast room is good. Not only can I learn knowledge and increase my knowledge, but it can also rebuild my self-confidence. Seeing that Jon makes more mistakes than me, my self-confidence explodes."
"Is there any misunderstanding about Jon upstairs? She sells goods and has an online store!"
"Yes, if you need family planning supplies, you can go to Jon's online store to buy them. The price is fair and the quality is guaranteed. After all, whoever you buy is not buying it?"
Gu Zhien smiled: "Thank you Yuguo and Tianqing for their promotion. I do have an online shop selling goods."
"Jon, you can't do this, you are too Buddhist, you should shout, learn to buy it, buy it, buy it!"
Gu Zhien was embarrassed: "I'd better choose you as the class representative."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"No, listen upstairs, I am the son of luck. I won the first prize in the lottery today, hahahahahaha, 500 million! The rest of my life is guaranteed. I will resign tomorrow and travel around the world."
"Before the online humble begs the boss to leave, please pack and take me with you."
Gu Zhien sent out three consecutive questions of soul: "Please calm down and ask three questions before writing the resignation report: Have you bought a house? Have you bought a car? Have you saved enough dowry to marry a wife?"
"Okay, calm down, I really don't deserve to resign. Thank you Jon for refreshing me, it's very effective."
"Brother who won the lottery upstairs, let's listen to Li Bai: You must be happy when you are happy in life, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon. Jon, do you think it is so reasonable?"
Gu Zhien, who was caught off guard by the que, had a troubled expression on his face: "From the bottom of my heart, I am willing to enjoy myself in time, but the bank sends me the loan repayment information every month! I have to set the alarm clock every day and go to work on time the next day."
"Laughing to death, sure enough we are all social animals."
"Seeing that Jon is also tired of repaying the loan, I feel more balanced."
"Sure enough, happiness based on other people's pain is doubled."
"The same people who are struggling in the same career with mortgages on their backs."
"No, you upstairs are not degraded. I'm not even eligible to repay the mortgage because I can't afford the down payment."
"Don't talk about the house, it's too heavy. Let's change the topic, such as asking the big guys to share the way to get rich. I urgently need it."
Gu Zhien responded enthusiastically: "The same needs +1."
It was quickly added to 10086, and Gu Zhien felt more balanced. It seems that the poor are not alone, everyone is suffering.
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As soon as Gu Zhien went live, Ms. Hao at home sent a message: "Send me a recent life photo, I'm learning software production."
I didn't take it seriously, I randomly chose a photo of the beach with hands above my head and sent it, and then went to the bathroom. After a busy day, I was quite tired.
When I finished my skin care work, I received a merciless ridicule from my cousin: Hahahahahahaha, come and watch your blind date video, I almost lost my head laughing.
Gu Zhien had a bad premonition, so he opened the video and saw a silly girl emerging from a big red flower with love, and she could separate several identical silly girls with the technique of avatar, and then she started magic The 360-degree circle, which feels as terrifying as the opening title of Fengshen Bang.
Ms. Hao's song is also very magical: Come and see me when the flowers bloom, wait for you to pick the most beautiful one, come and see me when the flowers bloom, don't wait for the flowers to fade, leaving only loneliness, don't Live up to this fiery spring...
Gu Zhien had a look of lovelessness, speechless.If I had known that Ms. Hao was using it to make a blind date video, I would definitely choose the photos carefully!And this is really a real mother, the cutout is very creative, only cut off the part above the shoulders, why don't you look down on the part below the shoulders?
Ms. Hao plausibly said: Flower fairy is very good!Beautifully made!
Gu Zhien has some heart problems: Are you sure it's Hua Fairy?Not Nezha?
Ms. Hao has already done market research: Your aunt and aunt said it was good and creative.
Shen Gongbao's flying head technique is really creative, but also very scary!Those who didn’t know thought it was the new version of the Gods List!And the accompanying MV, it almost made people cry!
Ms. Hao is very confident: Your child doesn't understand everything, that's good.
Gu Zhien cried and said, what's the matter, it's not only thirty years old in an instant, it's unnecessary!Definitely the real mother, the appraisal is complete.That is, who is to blame if the blind date doesn't work out?According to Ms. Hao's usual style - it's over, the sky is waiting.
After the protest was ineffective, Gu Zhien followed the tradition of being blessed and suffering together, and sent a photo of his younger brother and sister to each other.Soon, blind date videos will be shared by everyone.
Chen Jiayuan, who was laughing wildly: Sure enough, karma retribution, even though it is late, it arrives, and it never breaks the appointment.
Gu Duofu, who suffered from the fish in the pond: Okay, as long as my mother and sister are happy.Is this video definitely a blind date?Don't let loneliness die forever?Seeing that it is more likely to hit the hand!
Each of the three brothers and sisters likes to mention a blind date video in a horror version of ghosts and animals. After saying good night to each other friendly, they go to sleep.
Not long after Gu Zhien fell asleep, he heard Qiao Yaozu knocking on the door: "Get up!"
What's wrong with this dog man?Gu Zhien was so sleepy that he went to open the door with a dark face: "What are you doing?"
"Get up and write your thesis."
Well?Gu Zhien suspects that she was a tyrant in her previous life and committed too many crimes. She only met this crazy man in this life: "I'm not in a hurry to write, I want to sleep."
Qiao Yaozu said solemnly: "No. The older generation said that when you go to bed at night when you move into a new house, the owner has to lie down for a few minutes and then get up to work and study for a while, which means that you will get up after sleeping."
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !It was an eye opener.The reason for not being allowed to sleep at noon is that the older generation said: Don’t take a nap in the new house on the day of moving, otherwise you will easily get sick in the future.
When moving, I listened to the old generation, choose a new pillow and move first, thinking that "joining the occupancy" is a transfer of human aura, so you need to enter the occupancy first, and there is an envelope inside the pillow, which contains 138 yuan, which means "life hair". .He also carried a rice bucket full of rice, and a piece of red paper with "Always Full" was placed in the bucket.
When I checked in, I lit 21 sticks of incense, and let the thick smoke smoke up and down the hall, bathroom, kitchen stove, ceiling, wall and even the foot of the wall, and extinguish the incense in a safe place outside.Figure to get rid of evil spirits.
There is also a red paper written on the door, "Entering the house and good luck", just like the finishing touch of a lion, good luck.In the northwest corner, a money box is specially placed, and the lights are turned on all day long, saying that it is full of yang energy for the new home, full of energy, and naturally dragon spirit and tiger fierceness.
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All in all, because of Qiao Yaozu's attention to detail, Gu Zhien did a lot of things when he moved to a new house.If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have done it at all.
For example, I will definitely not fall asleep and then get up to look up information and write a thesis. This kind of cultural life is really broken for a scumbag. Still can't hold back a word.
Gu Zhien asked sideways, "Am I too obedient to you? I'll do whatever you say!"
Having said that, Qiao Yaozu got favored, so he was in a good mood: "Well, keep it up."
Dog man, keep your sister!Gu Zhien threw away the pen and rebelled: "I'm sleepy, I want to sleep."
Unexpectedly, it would be successful once, and Qiao Yaozu unexpectedly approved it: "Okay."
It's so unreal, I was prepared to fight a protracted war.Gu Zhien didn't dare to delay, fearing Qiao Yaozu's repentance, he immediately stood up and ran out. When he reached the door, he was stopped: "Passed the exam, you are very good, what reward do you want most?"
In no mood!Afraid of being forced to raise a sky-high bill, Gu Zhien didn't turn his head back: "No need, good night."
Running away is the best policy.
Qiao Yaozu sighed, is there a psychological shadow?
(End of this chapter)
He was born in leisure, did not receive good education and cultivation, and indeed had many shortcomings, but he worked hard, self-disciplined, and he was ruthless to himself. In just a few months, he reversed the unfavorable situation. The illegitimate son who was never looked down upon by others now has a place. Ever since he held the patent, the old man has valued him more and more, his voice has become more and more important, and he has become more and more imposing. Heaviness makes people surrender involuntarily and dare not disobey.
So even though he knew rationally that he should send someone to the hospital, Mr. He said no, and Assistant Fan didn't dare to disobey.After all, I couldn't rest assured. After thinking about it, I called a private doctor to come over and wait for Mr. He to agree.At the same time, I secretly calculated and guessed what happened?The way Mr. He collapsed that day must be a big deal.I went through all the projects in my mind and found no problems. The follow-up and advancement of each project were normal, but the speed was very introverted, which is why I worked overtime day and night during this period.
I can't find the reason, Assistant Fan is very anxious and angry.Looking at the tightly closed door, I wish I could have a perspective eye. I don't know if Mr. He still has nosebleeds?
He stopped bleeding, but He Zhijiang didn't care, his face was numb, like an old man who was dying, and there was no expectation in life.He didn't move until the notification room specially set up for the live broadcast room sounded, and he opened it with stiff fingers and entered the live broadcast room of Princess Jon.
As soon as Gu Zhien went online, everyone couldn't wait to ask: Jon, what's the result of the grade inquiry?
The beautiful result made Gu Zhien straighten his back, and answered loudly and proudly with a smile on his face: 60 points.
The score of this low-altitude flight made everyone complain:
"It's actually passed the pressure line, Jon, you must be God's own daughter!"
"Successfully landing ashore, this score can last a lifetime, and it is more fulfilling than 100 points."
"Damn it, are you afraid of being proud if you get one extra point in the test?"
"I don't know what's wrong, but I have a strange illusion that the children in my family are promising."
"To tell you the truth, I have it too! Every time I see Jon pulling his hair to do the questions, and getting one question after another wrong, I get anxious! He actually passed the exam, he's really promising. I'm in ecstasy."
"It's even more exciting than when I was admitted to Capital First University."
"I was not so happy when I was the top scorer in the college entrance examination."
"60 points is so proud!? It's not [-] points!"
"You upstairs don't understand. For a scumbag, 60 points is already difficult to reach the blue sky."
"Indeed, in fact, Jon's hard work is not less than my hard work in the college entrance examination. So many nights, I pulled my hair and brushed the questions until midnight. Fortunately, the hard work has paid off. It's great to pass the exam."
"I'm here to fulfill my promise. At the beginning, I said that Jon had passed the test on me to brush the plane."
"I will also honor it. A gentleman cannot break his promise and get fat."
"I did it too. It's a thank you gift, because I passed the test too... The happiest thing is that I followed the questions that Jon did, and I really passed the test. Yay, life will open a new chapter and enter a new height."
"I passed the exam together. Hahahahahahahahahahaha, my mouth is sore from laughing, but I still can't help laughing, hahahahahahahahahahaha, after three years of exams, I finally passed the exam. Thank you, Jon, I got the test. A lot."
"I also want to thank Jon, and I also want to thank the big guys who gave the lectures. I don't have so much money to enroll in the tutoring class, and I rely entirely on self-study. There are many knowledge points that I don't understand, but the explanations of the big guys make me understand. I overcame one difficulty after another. I finally passed the test, although the score was not high, only 65 points. But I am still very happy.”
"Upstairs, believe me, you are great! Your score of 65 is already an unattainable height for Jon."
"Hahahaha, upstairs, you'll take all the bamboo shoots."
Gu Zhien said calmly: "Actually, what I said was right after the rain. To be honest, everyone said that getting 60 points in the test was a big surprise for me. I thought it was because of the smoke on the grave of my ancestors, and the ancestors showed their spirits. I am here today. I'm so happy, I'll show you a talent. I'll prepare for a while."
There was a sound of surprise.
"My God, Jon is actually talented! It seems that I have to update the information database, or I'm sorry for my title of knowing astronomy and geography."
"The loss is still the loss upstairs."
"Wait for Jon to show off his talents."
"Curious about what to perform."
Soon, everyone's curiosity was satisfied. Gu Zhien said with a smile while moving ten fingers: "This is when I went to learn the coconut carving culture a few days ago. I met an old craftsman in the village and learned from him. Hand shadow. I don’t know if you have played it, but I think it’s very interesting.”
As he spoke, Gu Zhien's fingers conjured up rabbits, goats, elephants, etc., from simple to difficult.
"Shocked my whole family, this is definitely cultural heritage!"
"Wow, how did the lady on the horse draw it? Curious."
"I like that little angel brother who flaps his wings."
"The image of an old man walking with his back behind his back is very good. My grandfather walks like this every day."
"I think the little cub acting like a baby to its mother dog is so cute, my heart will be melted by it."
"That shrew swears so aggressively, that's how the shrews in my village swear."
"I still think it's harder to be a hula dancer."
"When the rabbit was first conjured up, I didn't even think about it. It wasn't until the hula dancer appeared later that I realized that the clown was me."
"Jon, I strongly request a tutorial."
"Laughing to death, the upstairs said as if Jon gave the tutorial and you can learn it. Where do you have confidence! Be sober, Jon's hands are hands, and yours are claws."
"Crying, crying, I suspect mine is still a hoof."
"Crying and chirping, Jon, you clearly said that everyone is useless, but you secretly transformed behind my back and became a talent."
"Tears, human evolution didn't take me with me! I am an outcast of God."
"Surprised, after living for thirty years, I realized that my fingers are only ten fingers."
"I was stunned. Looking at my ten paws, I was lost in thought. After living for more than [-] years, I realized that they are not fully functional!"
"Even my hands are curled up! It's not easy to live. The chicken feet in my hand are no longer fragrant."
"Looking down at my two sticks, the sadness in my heart flowed like a river."
"I think I can use my hand to judge the disabled."
"I am deeply autistic. MD, I am the first person with handicap."
"Well, Jon's nimble fingers gave me a strange idea."
"I'm very interested in hearing the strange ideas upstairs. Come on, let's have a good chat."
"I'm curious too. Please make a voice connection when chatting upstairs. I want to listen to the live version. Anyway, I'm idle."
"Jon's hands are called hands, and mine are called human tissue nerve endings—the kind that are not very functional."
"I hide my face and feel ashamed, dragging back the history of human evolution."
"The legendary pig's trotters are very expensive. I was poor and couldn't afford them. I didn't know what they looked like. Now that I know, I actually have them! It turns out that I'm not so poor that I have nothing."
"While watching and trying to learn, TM's fingers are cramping. Brain: It's so simple. Hands: I don't know."
"I want to report it. It was agreed not to be fine, but Jon's hand has become fine!"
"Either Jon evolved ahead of time, or I didn't complete the evolution! I suspect it's the latter, sad."
"I feel like a disabled person, but I am clearly able-bodied. My heart is almost broken."
"The handicapped party passed by tearfully and sadly."
"Jon, has your hand been kissed by God? Why is it magical? And I can only touch mahjong."
"Same world, different claws. Jon's hands can change forever, but my claws can only eat with chopsticks."
"Jon, please accept my knee, I'm here the whole time: Fuck, awesome, don't accept it."
"I suggest that the people upstairs express their admiration for Jon with another rhetoric: Across the world, follow her heart, never see the ancients before, and never see those who come after."
"The one upstairs is very educated and good at talking. I really need a tutorial. The tutorial should include how to be elegant."
"I know this question. For example: Draw a circle to curse you. You can say: Draw the earth to be a circle, and I wish you a long sleep."
"Quick answer, I can do this question too. It's just your face. It can be said: You seem to be able to run a horse on your forehead."
"I can't do anything else, but I have a special research on how to swear gracefully. For example, do you know if you are such an awesome family? You can say: the sword in your waist is three feet long, and the Jun family's strict kindness knows it."
"I will too. I can also say that I am drunk: I am intoxicated while walking."
"The ugly people are asleep, but the handsome ones are still awake. It can be said: before the wind blows, the donkeys and mules are sleeping soundly.
"Don't sleep, wake up. It can be said: the days are short and the nights are long, why not swim with candles."
"Don't be hilarious, I want to sleep. You can say: I'm drunk and want to sleep, and I will go, Ming Dynasty intends to bring the piano.
"I'll just quietly watch you pretend. It can be said: I often watch the crab with cold eyes and see how long you run rampant."
"I don't read much, so don't lie to me. You can say: Don't lie to me that I am illiterate, there is such a thing in the world.
"If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you understand? It can be said: Fortunately, there is no white sword to drive forward, so why abandon yourself."
"It mainly depends on temperament. It can be said: Please don't envy Xie Yuhua, who has a poetic spirit in his belly."
"The heart is so tired, it can be said: the body is like a skeleton, and the heart is like dead ashes."
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Gu Zhien was very happy to watch, and felt that the knowledge base had expanded a lot: "Wait, I'll get a small notebook and write it down."
"Hahahaha, let's write it down in the notebook together. From now on, there will be a vocabulary for elegant swearing."
"Sure enough, Jon's live broadcast room is a clean stream. He doesn't sell goods or sell badly, and he can learn a lot of strange knowledge."
"The most amazing thing is that this knowledge is not from the host, but from the masters in the live broadcast room."
"All the bosses who love Jon's live broadcast room the most, you are all good Yazi."
"This live broadcast room is good. Not only can I learn knowledge and increase my knowledge, but it can also rebuild my self-confidence. Seeing that Jon makes more mistakes than me, my self-confidence explodes."
"Is there any misunderstanding about Jon upstairs? She sells goods and has an online store!"
"Yes, if you need family planning supplies, you can go to Jon's online store to buy them. The price is fair and the quality is guaranteed. After all, whoever you buy is not buying it?"
Gu Zhien smiled: "Thank you Yuguo and Tianqing for their promotion. I do have an online shop selling goods."
"Jon, you can't do this, you are too Buddhist, you should shout, learn to buy it, buy it, buy it!"
Gu Zhien was embarrassed: "I'd better choose you as the class representative."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"No, listen upstairs, I am the son of luck. I won the first prize in the lottery today, hahahahahaha, 500 million! The rest of my life is guaranteed. I will resign tomorrow and travel around the world."
"Before the online humble begs the boss to leave, please pack and take me with you."
Gu Zhien sent out three consecutive questions of soul: "Please calm down and ask three questions before writing the resignation report: Have you bought a house? Have you bought a car? Have you saved enough dowry to marry a wife?"
"Okay, calm down, I really don't deserve to resign. Thank you Jon for refreshing me, it's very effective."
"Brother who won the lottery upstairs, let's listen to Li Bai: You must be happy when you are happy in life, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon. Jon, do you think it is so reasonable?"
Gu Zhien, who was caught off guard by the que, had a troubled expression on his face: "From the bottom of my heart, I am willing to enjoy myself in time, but the bank sends me the loan repayment information every month! I have to set the alarm clock every day and go to work on time the next day."
"Laughing to death, sure enough we are all social animals."
"Seeing that Jon is also tired of repaying the loan, I feel more balanced."
"Sure enough, happiness based on other people's pain is doubled."
"The same people who are struggling in the same career with mortgages on their backs."
"No, you upstairs are not degraded. I'm not even eligible to repay the mortgage because I can't afford the down payment."
"Don't talk about the house, it's too heavy. Let's change the topic, such as asking the big guys to share the way to get rich. I urgently need it."
Gu Zhien responded enthusiastically: "The same needs +1."
It was quickly added to 10086, and Gu Zhien felt more balanced. It seems that the poor are not alone, everyone is suffering.
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As soon as Gu Zhien went live, Ms. Hao at home sent a message: "Send me a recent life photo, I'm learning software production."
I didn't take it seriously, I randomly chose a photo of the beach with hands above my head and sent it, and then went to the bathroom. After a busy day, I was quite tired.
When I finished my skin care work, I received a merciless ridicule from my cousin: Hahahahahahaha, come and watch your blind date video, I almost lost my head laughing.
Gu Zhien had a bad premonition, so he opened the video and saw a silly girl emerging from a big red flower with love, and she could separate several identical silly girls with the technique of avatar, and then she started magic The 360-degree circle, which feels as terrifying as the opening title of Fengshen Bang.
Ms. Hao's song is also very magical: Come and see me when the flowers bloom, wait for you to pick the most beautiful one, come and see me when the flowers bloom, don't wait for the flowers to fade, leaving only loneliness, don't Live up to this fiery spring...
Gu Zhien had a look of lovelessness, speechless.If I had known that Ms. Hao was using it to make a blind date video, I would definitely choose the photos carefully!And this is really a real mother, the cutout is very creative, only cut off the part above the shoulders, why don't you look down on the part below the shoulders?
Ms. Hao plausibly said: Flower fairy is very good!Beautifully made!
Gu Zhien has some heart problems: Are you sure it's Hua Fairy?Not Nezha?
Ms. Hao has already done market research: Your aunt and aunt said it was good and creative.
Shen Gongbao's flying head technique is really creative, but also very scary!Those who didn’t know thought it was the new version of the Gods List!And the accompanying MV, it almost made people cry!
Ms. Hao is very confident: Your child doesn't understand everything, that's good.
Gu Zhien cried and said, what's the matter, it's not only thirty years old in an instant, it's unnecessary!Definitely the real mother, the appraisal is complete.That is, who is to blame if the blind date doesn't work out?According to Ms. Hao's usual style - it's over, the sky is waiting.
After the protest was ineffective, Gu Zhien followed the tradition of being blessed and suffering together, and sent a photo of his younger brother and sister to each other.Soon, blind date videos will be shared by everyone.
Chen Jiayuan, who was laughing wildly: Sure enough, karma retribution, even though it is late, it arrives, and it never breaks the appointment.
Gu Duofu, who suffered from the fish in the pond: Okay, as long as my mother and sister are happy.Is this video definitely a blind date?Don't let loneliness die forever?Seeing that it is more likely to hit the hand!
Each of the three brothers and sisters likes to mention a blind date video in a horror version of ghosts and animals. After saying good night to each other friendly, they go to sleep.
Not long after Gu Zhien fell asleep, he heard Qiao Yaozu knocking on the door: "Get up!"
What's wrong with this dog man?Gu Zhien was so sleepy that he went to open the door with a dark face: "What are you doing?"
"Get up and write your thesis."
Well?Gu Zhien suspects that she was a tyrant in her previous life and committed too many crimes. She only met this crazy man in this life: "I'm not in a hurry to write, I want to sleep."
Qiao Yaozu said solemnly: "No. The older generation said that when you go to bed at night when you move into a new house, the owner has to lie down for a few minutes and then get up to work and study for a while, which means that you will get up after sleeping."
Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !It was an eye opener.The reason for not being allowed to sleep at noon is that the older generation said: Don’t take a nap in the new house on the day of moving, otherwise you will easily get sick in the future.
When moving, I listened to the old generation, choose a new pillow and move first, thinking that "joining the occupancy" is a transfer of human aura, so you need to enter the occupancy first, and there is an envelope inside the pillow, which contains 138 yuan, which means "life hair". .He also carried a rice bucket full of rice, and a piece of red paper with "Always Full" was placed in the bucket.
When I checked in, I lit 21 sticks of incense, and let the thick smoke smoke up and down the hall, bathroom, kitchen stove, ceiling, wall and even the foot of the wall, and extinguish the incense in a safe place outside.Figure to get rid of evil spirits.
There is also a red paper written on the door, "Entering the house and good luck", just like the finishing touch of a lion, good luck.In the northwest corner, a money box is specially placed, and the lights are turned on all day long, saying that it is full of yang energy for the new home, full of energy, and naturally dragon spirit and tiger fierceness.
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All in all, because of Qiao Yaozu's attention to detail, Gu Zhien did a lot of things when he moved to a new house.If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have done it at all.
For example, I will definitely not fall asleep and then get up to look up information and write a thesis. This kind of cultural life is really broken for a scumbag. Still can't hold back a word.
Gu Zhien asked sideways, "Am I too obedient to you? I'll do whatever you say!"
Having said that, Qiao Yaozu got favored, so he was in a good mood: "Well, keep it up."
Dog man, keep your sister!Gu Zhien threw away the pen and rebelled: "I'm sleepy, I want to sleep."
Unexpectedly, it would be successful once, and Qiao Yaozu unexpectedly approved it: "Okay."
It's so unreal, I was prepared to fight a protracted war.Gu Zhien didn't dare to delay, fearing Qiao Yaozu's repentance, he immediately stood up and ran out. When he reached the door, he was stopped: "Passed the exam, you are very good, what reward do you want most?"
In no mood!Afraid of being forced to raise a sky-high bill, Gu Zhien didn't turn his head back: "No need, good night."
Running away is the best policy.
Qiao Yaozu sighed, is there a psychological shadow?
(End of this chapter)
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