The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 306 Magic
Seeing the little guy with tears in her eyes, Hu Honghui couldn't bear it. She went to buy a bag of lollipops, and the two of them squatted at the door eating candies while waiting for others.

So, when Qiao Yaozu came back, he saw two door gods squatting at the door, one on the left and one on the right, and they were very resentful.

Looking at the little friend who was hugged by the princess and sleeping in Mr. Qiao's arms, Hu Honghui's eyes widened. This is a strange situation!Why does it always feel like there are pink and sweet bubbles in the air!Watching Mr. Qiao put him on the bed carefully, it confirmed the ambiguity between the two of them.

I'm so curious, what should I do?I really want to violently wake up my friends to listen to gossip!But dare not, Joe can't afford to offend him.

Taozi was about to cry: "Uncle, I haven't finished my homework yet."

The uncle was not in a hurry, and he taught people slowly: "I said in the morning that I have to finish my homework before going to play!"

Thanks to having a father who is a judge, Tao Zi is clear and organized, and admits his mistake decisively: "Uncle, I was wrong."

It's easy to handle if you know you're wrong, Qiao Yaozu looked at Hu Honghui, who was determined not to leave, and wanted to wait for his friends to wake up and talk at night: "Go and help with homework!"

Hu Honghui: "..."! ! !I dare not disobey the orders from the leaders.

In less than ten minutes, Hu Honghui was so ruined that her intestines were green. What a crime, an unmarried woman is not suitable for tutoring homework.

Sure enough, curiosity killed the cat!Immediately made a decision: "Mr. Qiao, I suddenly remembered that I was in a hurry when I went out. I forgot to turn off the gas. I have to go home and turn off the fire."

As soon as the voice fell, the person had already arrived at the door, and was afraid of being left behind to help with homework.As for the gossip of my friends, I have plenty of time to listen.

Qiao Yaozu was answering the phone, and he stood Hu Honghui at the door with just one look. Gu Duofu had already watched the video of his sister's memorization, and he was also very surprised: "They all recited the words. When we were young, we were all asked to memorize by my uncle." , She spent a lot of time memorizing it by rote every day, but she didn't memorize everything smoothly. I sent someone to go over and give her a brain examination..."

When the call was finally over, Hu Honghui asked cautiously and fearfully, "Mr. Qiao, what do you want?"

Qiao Yaozu straight to the point told the real situation of Gu Zhien: "When she is at work, you all pay attention, especially don't force her to correct her mistakes. If there is anything abnormal or there is something that cannot be handled, please contact me in time. , or contact Wang Tezhu. Also, her body cannot be overworked, there are many taboos..."

After hearing this, Hu Honghui agreed, "Okay, I will pay more attention to Kong Baozhu and Pi Yan."

As soon as Hu Honghui was sent away before he could close the gate, Zhong Yuanxi came down with a resentful expression on his face: "We agreed to go to the amusement park today!" As a result, he went downstairs excitedly, and there was no one left.

Looking at the lonely child who was let go, Qiao Yaozu was very calm: "I also said that the early bird catches the worm! You got up late, we are leaving. Please wake up early next time."

Zhong Yuanxi sighed: "I got up very early." It's just that there is a little more time for makeup. After all, which delicate fairy doesn't need time for makeup?

In the end, Zhong Yuanxi went upstairs with a lollipop in his hand, sharing from Tao Zi's friendship.

Qiao Yaozu glanced at Taozi's many blank homework, and confiscated her candy sternly: "I only give you one hour."

How could it be possible for an hour!Taozi knows how to survive: "What will happen if you can't finish writing?"

Qiao Yaozu didn't answer, he just looked at Taozi like an incompetent subordinate.

Uncle is so scary. Taozi exploded with a strong desire to survive, and immediately turned into a little expert in homework. She was extremely efficient, and she felt like she was enlightened. She could solve many problems suddenly, which was amazing.

Gu Zhien got up from the bed while the food was fragrant: "It's time for the live broadcast, where is my chick?"

Chick is taking a bath, and Taozi has specially used a lot of shower gel, she washes very seriously.

Therefore, the first thing everyone in the live broadcast room saw was a gray duckling, but the strange thing was that both Jon and Tao Zi firmly believed that it was a chick.

Everyone: "…………"

So serious, if it wasn't for the support of his strong common sense since he was a child, he would have been fooled by the two of them.

Some people do not believe in evil and try to make common sense:

"The mouth is different, the chicken's mouth is pointed, and the duck's mouth is flat."

"The feet are different. A chick's feet are separated, but a duckling's feet are joined together with webs in the middle."

"Walking is different. The chick walks fast, while the duckling walks wobbly."

"The skills are different. Chickens can't swim, but ducklings can swim."

"The living places are different. Chickens live on land, while ducklings can live on water."

"The food is different. Chickens eat worms, and ducklings eat small fish."

"The sound is different. When a chicken crows, it's 'chee chi chi chi', and when a duckling crows it's 'crack quack quack'."

It became a large spot-the-difference.

Su Taohua, who was lurking in the live broadcast room, immediately took the rhythm of yin and yang: Does Jon have an IQ problem?A three-year-old can tell the difference between a chicken and a duck, but she can't?Could it be that he wanted to design the characters of the people in the city?Or an innocent and ignorant persona?Please, this is ignorance, this is brain damage!
The first one to like it was Chu Youyi, she was so fond of this netizen who was named Sansheng III.Every spit is very precise, poisonous and ruthless.Expressed what she wanted to say and what she wanted to scold vividly.

The words are rough and not rough, many people have this doubt, it is impossible for such a big person to be unable to tell the difference between a chicken and a duck.

Some people expressed another kind of doubt. Obviously, Jon's family has ducks, and her ducks are very smart, so it makes no sense that she can't tell them apart. So what went wrong?Is it possible that after not seeing you for a while, you lose weight and become stupid?
Gu Zhien saw the science popularization of everyone in the live broadcast room, she tilted her head and looked at the duckling with doubts: "So you are a duck?"

Little Taozi used a towel to soak up wet Dada's duckling and said, "Auntie, is it possible that my grandma is right and you are wrong, this is not a chicken but a duckling?"

Qiao Yaozu interjected a sentence outside the screen: "It doesn't matter what it is called. Everything can only be itself and cannot become something else. The external characteristics of things are the expression of the essence of things."

The people in the live broadcast room were immediately led astray, and began to yell:

"Wow, what fairy brother's voice is that? It sounds so good that my ears are getting pregnant."

"This voice is really unique. And it's so profound that I can't understand it."

"Wow, wow, my little brother has such a nice voice, everything you say is right, I will believe what you say."

"Jon, Jon, hurry up, show me my little brother's face. I have money, a lot of money, show me my little brother's face, and I will give you a big reward."

"Jon, I'm willing to pay to watch it too."

"Jon, please, I will die without seeing my little brother's face."

"Jon, as long as you show me my little brother's face, if you say it's a duck, it's a duck, and if it's a chicken, it's a chicken!"

"Are these women crazy?"

"You can be sure that it's a woman upstairs? Why can't men be crazy about men's sex and smash against the big wall for men's sex?"

"MD, what the one above said makes sense, I'm speechless."

"Jon, I want to see my little brother, please grant my humble wish."

"Jon, please, show me little brother."

Gu Zhien pursed her lips: "My little brother didn't drip, but I can show you an experiment. Taozi, go get a pen and paper."

As long as they don't do their homework or study, the other peaches are more than happy to help.

So soon everyone witnessed a miraculous scene. Taozi pressed the duckling's back near its neck to keep its head still.Gu Zhien counted '1, 2, 3' after drawing a straight line on the paper, and then the duckling fainted.Draw another squiggly line and it comes alive again.

Everyone in the live broadcast immediately chattered:
"Ducky got tricked?"

"Hypnotized?"

"what's going on?"

"Is there any magic in this?"

"The world's great wonders."

"What's the principle? Ask the great god for science."

"So, I didn't enter the live broadcast room, but I entered into the science program?"

"I think the peaches pressed the arteries in the duckling's neck, causing the duckling's brain to be temporarily hypoxic, causing a short-term dizziness."

"In short, what the upstairs means is that the duckling's neck was pinched for a long time, and it was only fainted due to lack of oxygen!"

"Is it just me who wants to buy a duckling right away and come back and try it?"

"Upstairs, so do I."

"Want to buy."

"Want to buy +10086."

"Damn it, I feel like I have mastered the code to get rich! Don't let anyone stop me, I'm not going to be an investment bank anymore, I'm going to sell ducklings."

"Make sure there are no trouser forks left upstairs!"

"Poor, don't buy, just wait for the boss to popularize science."

"I feel like Miao witchcraft."

"It feels like what Jon drew is not a straight line, but the electrocardiogram of the little duck. It is straight and not moving. It is wavy and alive."

"Unified reply: I am a professional duck dealer. The duckling is 10 yuan, the duckling is not sold, you can only give it away, buy ten ducklings and get one duckling, and the ducklings are charged per order when they become adults, 100- It ranges from 1000 yuan, and for adult male ducks, it costs 300-30000 yuan."

"I really want to beat the duck dealer upstairs! Because I'm serious and prepared five yuan to buy ducklings."

"I want to fight, I don't want to buy it, I just don't accept it! Why is an adult male duck more expensive than a female duck? This is gender discrimination! What age is it, men and women have been equal for a long time."

"It's over, the price of ducks is going to increase."

"Report, someone here is disturbing the market price. The ducklings here are only 5 yuan!"

"Damn, we're only two yuan for one. Report at the same time."

"Received, according to laws and regulations such as the "Price Law" and "Administrative Punishment Provisions for Illegal Price Behaviors", market operators who violate the regulations on clearly marked prices shall be ordered to make corrections and their illegal gains shall be confiscated, and at the same time, a fine of less than 5000 yuan may be imposed."

"Friendly warning: 'price gouging' with a maximum fine of 500 million yuan!"

"I don't want to receive legal knowledge today. I just want to figure out why the duckling faints when I draw a straight line, but it comes back to life when I draw a wavy line."

"Actually, this is a self-protection mechanism. In the face of powerful natural enemies, they will pretend to faint to confuse the natural enemies, and take advantage of the opponent's relaxation to find opportunities to escape. Among them, mice are the best."

"When the electrocardiogram shows a straight line, the duck is in a dying state. Draw a wavy line, and the duck immediately wakes up due to the interaction effect of quantum entanglement. This is called external awakening in science, and it is called death and rebirth in the rivers and lakes. .”

"Because this duck is a showman! With the electrocardiogram drawn by hand, it is perfectly resurrected."

"The little duck is too sleepy, the result of being forced to open by Jon."

"I asked Xueba's boyfriend, and he said it's called tonic stillness. The mechanism of self-protection of animals, the brain forces the body to be in a state of rigidity to pretend to be dead to avoid natural enemies. When people are in danger, they want to run but can't move their legs. There is a reason!"

"It's useless to talk so much nonsense. You can buy a duckling and do an experiment, and you will know whether it is true or not."

"This little duck is fluffy. It must be easy to touch and feel good. It tastes better when it grows up."

"The reason why the duckling faints is because the duckling's balance and movement ability rely on a structure similar to the cochlea in the brain, and the eyes of the duckling grow on both sides, and the field of vision is focused on the front, forcing the duckling to stare. Draw a straight line to the front point, and the duckling's vision becomes a straight line. The cochlear structure can't adapt to the vision, and the downtime causes the duckling to go into a coma. Well, I can only make up so much, and the rest of the experts will continue. "

"The little duck feels the stillness of the object or sees the shape of the non-object. Because the brain center of the little duck does not have enough recognition of the object, it can only distinguish between the three-dimensional and the virtual. When the eyes see the object, the nerve center senses What you get is a three-dimensional plane, and this kind of straight line makes the eyes unable to accurately identify it. The brain nerves will produce a kind of dopamine, and the subconscious mind will feel unable to move. It adapts to the delay and causes a coma. Then you make up a How can we make it more reasonable, I can only make it up to this point due to my limited ability.”

"If it wasn't for the last sentence, I would have almost believed it."

"I almost believed the science popularization of the two brothers."

"You say a lot, I believe you."

"Oh, I'll go. Can you two brothers not say the latter sentence?"

"Brothers can definitely hide the truth if they write a thesis. I strongly urge you to start the class. My family has two honest people who have suffered too much. We need professors like you to guide us! The price is negotiable."

"It seems very reasonable. I was taken aback for a while. I didn't realize it until I saw the last two sentences of the two brothers."

"Yazi, who speaks so professionally, almost believed the nonsense of the two brothers!"

"I actually read it word by word seriously, and tried to understand and remember until the last sentence."

"There's no reason for it. It's just that the duckling was pinched and passed out secretly at the beginning. This is animal cruelty, and Jon is terribly guilty! It's immoral! I strongly condemn it on behalf of the people of the whole country."

"I don't know if you are really ignorant, or if you have sinister intentions? Don't be charged with cruelty to animals."

"I don't want to be represented by a second idiot! You are the one who can be accused of cruelty to animals casually, and you are the one who is hateful, the one who can be punished, and the one who can do it is despicable!"

"No, I watched a popular science program that said it was a kind of stress response of chickens and ducks pretending to be dead, and it had nothing to do with what to draw."

"Draw a straight line in front of the duckling, and the duck will get dizzy. You may think that this is because the duck is dizzy or has been hypnotized to sleep. In fact, there are two reasons for this phenomenon: [-]. The duck's eyes are evolving. The middle is gradually longer than the sides of the head, so that the duck can have a wider field of vision. But this also has certain disadvantages. When the duck stares at a straight line, the field of vision of the two eyes will overlap. The field of view is narrowed and overlapped, so that the duck can't take his eyes off the straight line and will get dizzy."

"Second, it is a defensive behavior that an animal produces when dealing with danger or when its body encounters a threat. This behavior is called "tonic immobility". It is an instinctive behavior of an animal's body. When it senses a threat, it will It will enter the obvious temporary paralysis, that is, the "duckling" fainted when we started. The methods that can easily cause this phenomenon include forcing the animal's body to maintain a specific posture, turning the animal upside down, and repeatedly hitting the animal A certain part of the body, restraining the animal, etc. puts them into a tonic defensive state, a state of suspended animation."

"To put it simply, the back of the neck is a very fragile place compared to most animals, especially in nature. As big as a tiger, a lion will be submissive when bitten to the back of the neck, let alone a little duck? When a duck is held down by the back of its neck, it will not be so smart and accurate. All it can think of is to survive. How can it survive when the most vulnerable place is controlled? Only pretend to be dead. This kind of static is rigidity The reaction is adapted in nature, a state of suspended animation is a survival mechanism for animals when they encounter danger, and it is also their own function, making their enemies feel that it is dead, so as to avoid the enemy's hunting."

"There are also many natural camouflagers in nature. They can blend into the surrounding environment quietly and remain static, which makes it difficult for their natural enemies to find them. Although some animals are not as good as innate camouflage have an advantage, but can still fool their natural enemies."

"In nature, not only ducks can pretend to be dead, but other creatures also have the phenomenon of 'tonic immobility', such as chickens, rabbits, locusts, lizards, and even large creatures like sharks. Protect yourself in this way. Experiments have shown that after a shark is turned over, with its abdomen facing up, its brain will secrete a lot of neurotransmitter substances, which are called "serotonin". After the concentration of the substance increases, the shark will enter a "sleep state", that is, a state of "tonic rest". In this state, the shark is defenseless, so the shark in this case is also Easiest to catch. And keep the shark belly up for too long, he can easily suffocate."

"Put the frog's belly up on the table, press lightly to keep it from moving, after a while, remove your hand, the frog will keep the posture just now, and enter the state of playing dead. Only put it back to the belly Only when it is in the lower state will it 'live'."

"Put the rabbit belly up on the table, you only need to separate its ears, keep it for about half a minute, the rabbit will enter the state of pretending to be dead. To make the rabbit come alive, you only need to turn its body sideways. Just blow through your nose."

(End of this chapter)