The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 316 Alarm
"Anyway, I never believe in 'blind boxes' and 'random', because I firmly believe that blindness is blindness of consumers, not merchants. Consumers buy with their eyes closed, but the boss puts things with his eyes open—so, the boss will not Loss. If you can go once to satisfy your curiosity, but you will never go a second time.”

"They are not intended to be repeat customers. Internet celebrities like to check in, and the higher the high-end, the more they want to go. The purpose of this kind of store is to cut the leeks of these Internet celebrities, and slaughter one by one. Anyway, the cost is low. There is also the public's novelty psychology. It’s like the kind of restaurants and shops at train stations and airports. They don’t expect repeat customers at all, and it’s all done with one hammer. So it’s expensive.”

"Is it easier for rich people to earn more money? I don't understand the world of rich people. A cup of milk tea is 128 yuan. With this money, I can buy durian directly, isn't it delicious?"

"Rich people really don't lack material things, what they lack is spiritual freshness and excitement, and the unknown is the most worth looking forward to."

"Isn't it all rich people who go there? Life is already hard enough. Only a little irregularity here is novel, so I'm willing to pay the bill."

"Human nature likes to gamble, and it has nothing to do with being rich or poor. The so-called blind box is that the gambler's genes are ready to move and happen to have two dollars in his pocket."

After Pi Xun finished drinking the milk tea, Tianwai Feixian said: "Actually, this is the routine of feeding pigs when I was a child. My family feeds pigs and eats whatever they want, and eats whatever they feed!"

Feed the pigs!Everyone: "..."! ! !The collective was shocked.If you think about it carefully, it really is.

"Fortunately, what the boss collects is just the IQ tax of some nouveau riche and refined petty bourgeoisie. Poor people like me, the moonlight clan, would not buy it even if they were killed."

"I still like to order my own private food. If you are unlucky, you may be stepped on by thunder. Go to the private restaurant you know, at least the food is suitable for your appetite, and it won't be too bad."

"All in all, the blind box restaurant is comparable to instant noodles. The final interpretation right belongs to our store, and the pictures are for reference only."

"Everyone likes to play blind boxes so much, do you want to suggest that Mr. Qiao also use blind boxes for salary?"

Everyone collectively looked at Kong Baozhu with crazy eyes, how many holes in their brains did it take to ask this question!What if Mr. Qiao is so cruel that he only offers Baier 80 yuan?
Pi Xun felt that she had found a way to get rich quickly, and blinked her sparkling little Kazilan eyes: "I have a bold idea, Sister Baozhu, do you want to invest in me? I feel that I will do this, just build a yard and decorate it to make it taller and taller." In terms of taste, to put it bluntly, it is to position itself as a high-end restaurant. The B of it is stretched to the ceiling, and the name should be more novel and interesting. The dishes are pollution-free and natural green vegetables grown by my mother..."

This big fool!Kong Baozhu looked fiercely: "Do you think I look mentally retarded?"

Counting 20 cups of milk tea, Pi Xun felt that it was not because he was mentally retarded that he couldn't do this!In the end, he was dealt with very badly by the big brother.

The other two little friends watched Pi Xun being ravaged, and laughed happily. The durian milk tea that Gu Zhien drank almost spewed out of her nose, which made her cough and laugh until her stomach ached.

All in all, this afternoon was full of laughter and laughter, and the time passed quickly. Gu Zhien remembered to gossip with Pang Da’s mother, and deliberately got off work on time.It has been stuck in the traffic jam for two hours, and it is still moving slowly - what is the most terrible thing in the traffic jam?
For girls, the most terrible thing is not to be hungry, but to hold back urine.I drank too much durian milk tea and wanted to go to the toilet.But on the expressway - the toilet is like a cloud in the sky!Gu Zhien's face was blushing, and he regretted that he was greedy for the good taste of milk tea and shouldn't drink so much.

It's hard to sit still!It was so uncomfortable, Gu Zhien couldn't care less about the embarrassment, and asked for help from his biggest immediate boss, Mr. Qiao: "I want to go to the toilet."

Although Mr. Qiao is the overlord, he is not a panacea. At least he can't change the toilet on the expressway. Gu Zhien said with a very disappointed expression: "I'm afraid you are a fake boss! Even the grassroots The basic needs of employees cannot be met!"

Then angrily slammed the car door and left: "It's better to rely on others than yourself! I rely on my No. 11 bus."

Little heartless and unreasonable!Qiao Yaozu was helpless, so he had to get out of the car, leaving Xiao Wang to help him cry. In fact, he also wanted to go to the toilet, and he was very upset. In the end, he proved that the living people would not be suffocated by urine, silently The water in the mineral water bottle was poured out, and the bottle has another purpose.

It is really far away in the sky and close in front of you. There are high-rise buildings on both sides of the expressway, but you can only exit from the ramp. After walking for half an hour according to the navigation, Gu Zhien finally found the bathroom. When you come out again , his legs were already trembling, so he fully carried forward the spirit of the big brother of the list, "A man is a waste if he doesn't need it", and looked at Qiao Yaozu pitifully and delicately: "I'm hungry, I'm tired."

What an ancestor, Qiao Yaozu accepted his fate and willingly knelt down: "I will carry you on my back."

"My boyfriend is the best, and I love you the most." Gu Zhien happily lay down on her stomach, and immediately opened her mouth with sweet words.

rhetoric!However, Qiao Yaozu loves to listen, with a smile on his lips, he is happy with the burden on his back, and is willing to carry her on his back until he grows old.

Gu Zhien seemed to discover a new world: "Qiao Yaozu, there is a red mole the size of a pinhole on the back of your earlobe."

This Qiao Yaozu really didn't know, after all, it was out of his sight.

Being idle is also idle, Gu Zhien stretched out his hand to touch it, took a breath and then rubbed back and forth: "Do you feel it?"

Feeling there, and very strong, Qiao Yaozu's voice became hoarse, and he warned: "Don't touch."

"Stingy!" Gu Zhien was not convinced: "My boyfriend, why can't I touch him?!"

Makes sense.

After bursts of tingling went straight to the top of the sky, Qiao Yaozu managed to calm down his shortness of breath: "Then wait until you go home. Be good, be obedient."

Like to be pampered and coaxed, Gu Zhien was successfully plucked, and also successfully searched for life-saving food: "There is KFC over there, hurry up."

It's just junk food without nutrition, but his girlfriend wants to eat it, Qiao Yaozu comforts himself, it's okay to eat once in a while.

After a full meal, Gu Zhien finally recovered from her sluggish spirit, and she also remembered to ask the most important thing: "Who is Mr. Dong? Did I know him well before? He gave me several big bags at noon today Supplements, telling me to take good care of my body, and showing me his resume, property and other materials, I always feel a little weird."

Mr. Dong actually came!Qiao Yaozu immediately entered the first-level alert state: "What else did he tell you?"

After seriously recalling it for a while, Gu Zhien shook his head: "I didn't say a few words in total, but I just felt a little weird, and even showed me the health chart."

"It's just an elder." Qiao Yaozu resolutely and firmly rejected the blame: "It's just Ah Fu asking him to take care of you. Don't you say you forgot, it's normal to show you your resume. As he is, he can't introduce himself to you."

It makes sense, and it feels weird, but Gu Zhien has never been a person who is looking for troubles. Anyway, Ah Fu is on top of the sky. She took out the lottery ticket: "It's time, let's see if I won 500 million or not." ?”

Qiao Yaozu sneered at this, he wanted to win 500 million for a lottery ticket bought for a few dollars, daydreaming.However, the girlfriend is excitedly waiting for the lottery, just stay with her.

I never expected that I actually won 500 million!Qiao Yaozu was really shocked. Is this extremely happy?Character explosion?

本来也没抱什么希望，可真的中了大奖，古知恩笑得像个傻子一样：“我真的中了500万，啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……”

There are many parents with children in KFC. As soon as they heard Gu Zhien's words, they immediately cast envious eyes, and even superstitious old people surrounded them: "Girl, you really won the big prize? You are so lucky. Let me Is it okay to get a little bit of your happiness?..."

In the end, Qiao Yaozu dragged his girlfriend and ran away in embarrassment. The old man with no sore waist and no pain in his legs was too scary, and he managed to break out of the encirclement.

Gu Zhi'en's phone numbers were about to explode, and the first one was the big brother: "Sister Zhien, I just found out that you won 500 million, hahahahahahahaha..."

Pi Xun made up his mind: "Tomorrow I'll go to his house to buy milk tea too! Just drink 128 yuan durian milk tea! 500 million yuan, what if the hemorrhoids relapsed! The big deal is to pull the knife again."

And Hu Honghui directly sent an invitation: "I feel that you have been very lucky recently, please allow me to sleep with you tonight, I want to share your happiness."

I don't know how high the heavens and the earth are going to come to snatch someone on the bed, Mr. Qiao couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the little accountant at the grassroots level: "Get out!"

Hu Honghui didn't leave, she took the initiative to quarrel with Chen Zongnan and said: "Don't you guys like to drink with your brothers after the quarrel? Go find Qiao Yaozu and drink all night."

Out of nowhere, Chen Zongnan, who got into an argument and scolded him: "..."! ! !Is this woman too rampant?You said earlier that you asked Qiao Yaozu to drink all night, but I didn't want to do it. As for just finding a reason to quarrel?Just because my tie was crooked at home, I was scolded and wronged.

What was even more aggrieved was to ask Qiao Yaozu for a drink, and he actually said, "Get lost!"

Qiao Yaozu felt that neither of the two was good! "If you have time, just teach your aunt who has broken a big stone in her chest, she doesn't have any eyesight."

After scolding the old classmate who had a foolish mind, she just walked out of the underground parking lot, and then - Gu Zhien rushed to the melon field like an arrow from the string, because she had already discovered that 119 and 120 came to the community at the same time.This means there is something exciting to watch.

I searched around but couldn't find Pang Da's mother. It's strange that she is not there. She is the captain of the melon-eating team. She is always on the front line, so she is absent?This phenomenon is not normal.

What if the team members can't find the captain to get inside information?Gu Zhien's way of explaining is to ask Blue friend first: "What are you doing here?"

Friends Lan serves the people with a good attitude: "Someone asked for help and said there was a bat in the house. Come and catch them. Which floor are you on?"

"I'm on the 16th floor." Gu Zhien saw that the elevator that Friends Lan pressed was on the 18th floor, and he had a guess in his heart, could it be Lou Dandan? "Is the phone number ending in 8203?"

Qiao Yaozu looked at Gu Zhien, who was chatting enthusiastically with the firefighters, and his heart was at peace—what can I do if I have a girlfriend who likes to join in the fun?I can only let her go, after all, it is also a personal hobby.You can't just let her support you in fishing, but stop her from gossiping.Things that are too double-standard cannot be done often.

After confirming that it was Lou Dandan, Gu Zhien ate another melon: "Then why did 110 come?"

Actually asked the firefighters why 110 came, this raging gossip soul!Qiao Yaozu covered his face with his hands, whether as her boss or her boyfriend, he felt a little ashamed to face others.

Unexpectedly, Friends Lan actually had questions and answers: "Oh, I heard it was a brat who called the police."

I know it all!Sure enough, Friends Lan is omnipotent, Gu Zhien smiled sweetly: "You are really amazing."

"Thank you for the compliment. It just so happened that the policeman was my younger brother."

Soon Gu Zhien knew who the bear boy who called the police was. Before he got out of the elevator, Pang Pang's mother called: "Zhien, have you gone home? If you come back, come to my house, I will I can't take it anymore."

When I arrived at Taozi's house, I realized that the bear child was her. Because of homework and her mother, I called the police.

The two mothers and daughters are very strong, and they refuse to give in to each other. The one who suffers the most is Pang Da's mother. The daughter-in-law is very angry and says that she protects her granddaughter and hurts her.The granddaughter cried until her voice became hoarse, and Pang Da's mother felt distressed when she saw it.Under the attack from both sides, she couldn't stand it anymore.

As soon as Gu Zhien entered Pang's house, Tao Zi rushed up to hug her, crying with tears and snot in her nose: "Aunt Gu..."

Little Poor's eyes were swollen from crying, and Gu Zhien felt distressed when he saw it: "Hey, don't cry. If your eyes are swollen from crying, you are not a beautiful little fairy."

Lou Zi was greatly wronged, she hiccupped and burst into tears: "My mother is so fierce. She was born either as a top student or a scumbag, and she never admits it..."

This pot of Taozi’s mother does not recite, she was so angry that her temples twitched, and she felt that her blood vessels were about to burst: "I don’t deny it." I have admitted it a long time ago. After all, I have passed the offline scores all the year round. It’s not okay to lie to your ears: “I just want you to do a good homework for the winter vacation.”

Taozi cried even more fiercely: "I wrote it! You are too demanding."

Mom Tao Zili was furious, and she slapped the table with a 'bang bang bang' sound: "What are you writing? You and your grandma went shopping for vegetables even when you wrote the diary for nine days! You even bought chicken for nine days! This is a diary Is it? This is pasting and copying, it’s a journal.”

"But grandma just bought 9-day-old chicken!"

Pang Da's mother, whose innocence was affected, shrank her neck. What does this have to do with her?She just bought a dish normally, why is it wrong?It turned out to be the fuse of the war.

Although Taozi's father is very dignified in court, his status at home is extremely low: "Okay, don't be angry, just teach the child when he makes mistakes."

"Teach? You teach?"

Taozi's father immediately became dumb, because he dared not take on this job, fearing that Huafa would be born prematurely and die young.The person next to the pillow couldn't handle it, so he had to coax the little padded jacket: "Taozi, please show respect to your mother, you see, my mother is very angry."

"Father is eccentric. Every time I just coax my mother, not me. I am also very angry and sad." Tao Zi is particularly wronged: "Aunt Gu, I will be your child, I want to go home with you. Every time You and your uncle don't scold or yell at me when doing homework."

Gu Zhien turned pale with fright, he couldn't help it, it made his parents sad after hearing this.

Unexpectedly, Tao Zi's mother immediately went to pack her schoolbag and luggage happily: "Go!", as if she wished she could leave the house immediately.

Taozi stopped crying, and happily reached out to his father: "Give me back the New Year's money I have saved all these years."

The little cotton-padded jacket is about to run away from home, and Tao Zi's father has a dull expression on his face.Glancing at the person next to the pillow who looked like a puffer fish, he silently handed over the money, but he didn't expect the little padded jacket to be a black-hearted person, and he thought it was too little after getting her new year's money, so he robbed him: "I'll share some of your private money."

Immediately, the person next to the pillow glared: "You actually have private money?"

Taozi's father couldn't deny it, because the airy little padded jacket had already been searched, and finally she took the box with her: "Dad, I'll just take this mooncake box."

Carrying a schoolbag and holding money, he happily said to the police uncle: "Thank you for your hard work. Goodbye."

After mediating for a long time, I transferred a lonely police uncle: "..."! ! !That's fine, as long as the matter is resolved anyway, otherwise, like the explosive scene just now, the two mothers and daughters were like two tigresses, their heads were buzzing with noise!
It's all within the system, and Tao Zi's father is very ashamed: "I'm sorry to cause you trouble, I didn't know she would call the police. We will teach her not to call the police casually."

When the police came to the door, both husband and wife were in a daze - they never expected that Taozi would call the police because of homework.

"It's okay, the child knows that it is difficult to find the police, it's good."

Even if the police come, it won't be of much use. It's really hard for an upright official to break up housework: "I think the child likes the aunt just now. I suggest that you can let her communicate with the child more."

The suggestion is very good, but I am sorry to bother the neighbors upstairs. Their cheeks have become thicker every year. In fact, the judge is a shameless person!Now I don’t want it anymore, if I don’t want money or money, I just want the little padded jacket that the upstairs neighbor can fix the air leakage in the house!

Qiao Yaozu never expected that when he opened the door, he saw Taozi smiling, "Uncle Qiao, I'm here to be your child."

Don't want to!Qiao Yaozu's face was only orange, yellow, purple, green, blue, white, black, and red. He silently fell in love with his girlfriend. You can watch the excitement when you watch it. Why do you want to provoke such a brat to come back.

Gu Zhien looked back with an innocent face, this is forced to win the lottery, and it's none of my business.

Taozi took out the money in her schoolbag: "Aunt Gu, this is all my property, I will keep it for you."

Don't want to!Gu Zhien politely refused to accept it, causing misfortune: "Your Uncle Qiao is in charge of the money in our family."

With a stern face, Qiao Yaozu took over Taozi's family property -- a family property that was as small as a mosquito's leg.

After all, Taozi was still young, and she cried and made a fuss. She was already tired and fell asleep soon.

Gu Zhien is very busy, because she and her group of friends are discussing two major matters, one is the company party tomorrow, and the other is the wedding of Sister Xie the day after tomorrow. The bridesmaids have a lot of procedures to go through.

Everyone chatted and expressed their opinions, and finally finished each item, leaving only the last item: "How much gift money is better for Sister Xie?"

In the end, it was the big brother on the list who made the final decision: "999, it lasts forever, it's pretty good."

When the amount of gift money came out, Pi Xunhe heaved a sigh of relief, this amount was something she could afford.I'm afraid that my friends will pack tens of thousands, but I am not willing to give it, but because I don't have so much money, I can't slap my face and pretend to be fat!But if there is less, it doesn't look good.

(End of this chapter)