The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 332 Miss You
Among the three, Uncle Gu reacted the most. Although he is a real tough guy, but tough guys are addicted to sweets, so his breakdown is more than a little bit: "Ah Fu, what is this thing?"

"A good thing that can quickly stop bleeding, quickly promote wound healing, and enhance resistance. It can save lives at critical moments..."

As soon as he heard that the effect was so good, Uncle Gu immediately sought benefits for his soldiers: "Where can I buy it? The group of boys in my hand are always fighting with knives and fire, and it is common for them to be injured..." Finally, he did not forget to make suggestions: "Can the taste be improved? It's more bitter than yellow lotus."

"It has just been developed and has not yet been launched on the market. It is expensive and limited by the ingredients and cannot be launched on a large scale. At present, there are only a small amount in my research laboratory..." Looking at my uncle, I deliberately added: "Very small amount."

As soon as he heard very little, Uncle Gu immediately lowered his face and let out a long sigh: "Oh!"

The nephew is a good nephew at the moment: "I will ask the students to improve and improve it to see if they can find other alternative ingredients with the same medicinal effect."

Uncle Gu's mind was a mess, he was so sleepy—it was because he was strong and strong, and had received professional endurance training, the two on the ground had already been unconscious.

After carrying all three of them back to the room, Gu Duofu called his sister: "Come with me to the supermarket."

He said it so plainly and usually, he didn't take it seriously at all, Gu Zhien thought he was just going to the supermarket to replenish some ingredients, but he never expected that while shopping, he would also have a blind date.

When Gu Duofu was feeling, Gu Zhien looked at his younger brother without words, and sincerely suggested: "My dear, why don't you worry about your own marriage? You are twins!"

The expression on Gu Duofu's face was particularly calm, and he said without any connection with the romance: "I'm married."

Well? !Gu Zhien was so shocked that he almost dropped his teeth: "When did you get married? Who is the sister-in-law? Where is she?..."

Gu Duofu answered a series of questions, "I went out this morning to get a certificate. Her name is Tang Moutong, she is 28 years old, she is a colleague, she teaches chemistry, she is going home to pack her luggage, she will be late." Move to my place."

After answering one by one, Gu Duofu predicted his sister's curiosity and took out the marriage certificate from his pocket: "It looks like this."

Gu Zhien took a look, Amitabha thanked God, Ah Fu's aesthetics was online, and the appearance of his sister-in-law was stabilized.

"Why do you want to get married all of a sudden?" It's like a surprise attack!
"Last night, I made a calculation. If there is a bloody disaster, rejoicing can turn danger into good luck."

What a fantastic and superstitious reason to get married!The joyful expression on Gu Zhien's face was broken: "Ah Fu, you are a scientist."

Still read a lot of books!Know astronomy from above, and geography from below.

"The end of science is metaphysics."

All right, no matter what, I have a younger brother and daughter-in-law, so congratulations.Gu Zhien was quite happy: "Did Mom and Dad know?"

"Of course." Gu Duofu is a very traditional man, the order of his parents, the words of the matchmaker. He thinks what the old ancestor said is very reasonable: "I called my parents last night..."

The parents of the two parties met in a friendly manner in the video, negotiated a friendly gift, etc. Uncle Gu rushed over overnight to be the representative of the parents...

Gu Zhi'en Supermarket didn't want to go shopping anymore: "Let's go and help my sister-in-law pack their luggage together."

The heart is good, but the heart is not enough, in the final analysis, it is because she is a scumbag: "Her bottles and jars are full of chemicals. You don't know them, and you can't help them. They are too dangerous, and she won't even let me touch them." .”

In fact, Tang Moutong's original words were: "Chemical substances are the most unstable. If you have a chance, I'm afraid that my parents will cut me to pieces." So she firmly refused the help from her newlywed husband.

Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !
Shocked, really.

The scumbags can't afford to be hurt.

"Then when can I see people?"

"Let's go back to her mother's house for dinner."

Gu Zhien was impatient and asked, "Can't I have lunch?"

"Her aunt and uncle are a little far away, and they can't make it at noon, so they can only make an appointment for dinner."

Uncle Gu looked at the siblings who brought back the big and small bags, and said, "Ah Fu, the medicine is really effective, but can it get rid of the drowsiness? It's too dangerous. If you take this medicine on a mission Dozing off immediately is equivalent to losing combat effectiveness and being slaughtered by others."

"They are all dying and need to take this medicine to save their lives. What kind of combat power do you still have and want to have?"

What Ah Fu said was so reasonable, Uncle Gu couldn't refute it, he was heartbroken: "..."! ! !
Seeing that her uncle was also speechless, Gu Zhien made a small padded jacket, and she took the initiative to divert her attention: "Uncle, Ah Fu is married, do you know?"

"I know." Can you not know, this morning Uncle Gu was the representative of the man's parents who went to the woman's house to propose marriage.

Uncle Gu bent down to look at the things the siblings had bought, and after reading it, he began to dislike it: "It's too shabby! This is the first time for the new son-in-law to visit."

It made sense, and Gu Zhien became anxious when he heard it: "Then what should we do? Let's go shopping again?"

Gu Duofu, who had been prepared for a long time, went to the study and took a thick bag of materials and put them in.

Gu Zhien picked it up and felt unworthy after looking at it, so she silently handed it to her uncle.

Uncle Gu fell in love with his niece after reading a few lines. What gave you the illusion that your uncle can understand these things?These symbols and formulas are like ghostly drawn symbols, and they can't be lowered without a thousand-year-old practice.

Gu Duofu answered online: "Some time ago, my mother-in-law had a problem and asked me to help her analyze the mistakes. I rushed out last night."

I understand, this is called doing what you like.

As a son-in-law, Ah Fu is indeed extremely qualified.

So Uncle Gu was relieved, he touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry."

"Well, I'll go wake them up."

The way geniuses call people is very unique and very personal——Qiao Yaozu is in pain, and he exhausted all his self-control to barely maintain his image of an elite. So, as for poking at the Rentong acupoint?It hurts.

He was so angry that he couldn't protest yet, because the protest was ineffective, Gu Duofu had left long ago, Qiao Yaozu waited for a while before brushing his teeth with a dark face.

Seeing Qiao Yaozu's face was ugly, Gu Zhien slipped to the bathroom while uncle and Ah Fu were not paying attention, and asked concerned: "Is it still hurting?"

The pain is painful, but it's not unbearable. The reason for Qiao Yaozu's black face is jealousy. He is particularly aggrieved. Why is he the only way to wake him up? He Zhijiang didn't suffer from this!
There is a feeling of being deliberately targeted.

"It hurts to death." Qiao Yaozu felt aggrieved: "Ah Fu is not good to me, I feel like he is targeting me."

Then I was stabbed in the heart again, and it was still from the person next to the pillow: "Who told you to provoke him! It will be fine when he calms down."

Qiao Yaozu caressed the wound with a weak face: "You should say 'Baby, kissing won't hurt anymore'."

Although he disliked being nasty, Gu Zhien still went over to do as Qiao Yaozu wished, after all, seeing him with his own eyes these days was not easy.

But human beings have always been greedy and dissatisfied. Qiao Yaozu looked forward to Shu: "Not enough, I want more, and you didn't call 'baby'."

Gu Zhi'en felt that he couldn't get used to his problem: "Hurry up, it's getting late, my uncle is already hungry, we have to hurry up."

With his uncle's iron physique, Qiao Yaozu was sure that he would not die from starvation for a while, so he stretched out his big palm to wrap him in his arms and started plundering with profit - he had wanted to do this for a long time.

Gu Zhien has no power to fight back, so he can only let the man take what he wants.

There was heavy snow outside, and the interior was as warm as spring. Water droplets condensed on the glass windows, sparkling in the sunlight, reflecting countless figures that were seamlessly pasted together.Qiao Yaozu didn't stop until she was completely out of breath, and hugged him onto the sink with both hands, locked him in his arms and could only look at him: "Baby, huh?"

Dangling her feet, the fluffy little rabbit dragged cotton hooked on Gu Zhien's toes, and she was about to fall off. She panted messily: "Qiao Yaozu!"

When her name came out of her mouth, whether it was angry or coquettish, as long as her name was Qiao Yaozu, she would like to hear it, a slight smile gathered in her eyes, and she held her hand: "If you don't call me 'baby' Then I will continue, I really like to 'chew slowly' to you, I like your taste very much."

Afraid that the dog man would lose his mind and ignore it, Gu Zhien no longer dared to bear it. She was afraid of being watched by her relatives, so she yelled angrily: "Baby!"

Baby, the two words shout out the taste of gnashing of teeth.

As he wished, Qiao Yaozu smiled: "Well, remember, I am your baby."

This shameless dog man!Gu Zhien wanted to kill him.

Qiao Yaozu was still not satisfied: "Then do you love your baby?"

Insatiable!This dog man has already gone out of the sky, Gu Zhien couldn't believe it: "You..."

Qiao Yaozu rubbed against the tip of her nose, entwined with her breath, letting his smell invade her senses: "Do you love it? Huh? Or do you want to continue?"

Unable to afford it, Gu Zhien rolled his eyes and said very perfunctorily, "Love love love."

"Do you love me the most?"

"Favorite favorite."

Qiao Yaozu was really satisfied this time, he was gentle and tender: "Baby, I love you."

The first time I received an affectionate confession, Gu Zhien's mind went blank, as if something hit his heart fiercely, his heart was beating in a flustered 'pounding', feeling ethereal and unreal, with limbs and bones It was as if they were burning up, and the ears and neck were completely red: "You...you can't pay attention to the right time and place when you go down? How can you be in the bathroom."

What's even worse is that Uncle Gu's urging voice came from outside: "Azu, Azu, are you alright?"

Afraid of being caught at the scene, Gu Zhien was shocked, so he quickly pushed Qiao Yaozu's chest, raised his moist eyes and stared at him: "Let me go."

Seen by her like this, Qiao Yaozu's mind was full of signals of "inviting you to taste", he hooked her waist, held the back of her head with one hand, and bowed his head to occupy her sweetness without saying a word.He wanted it urgently and fiercely, wishing he could eat her, just like a wolf meeting a sheep.

Gu Zhien's mind was so hot that only his lips and teeth remained together, and he felt that he was about to be melted.

Lingering, extremely obsessed.

Uncle Gu has always been vigorous and decisive. Seeing Qiao Yaozu lingering in the bathroom for a long time, he kept urging him in a slogan-chanting voice: "Azu, Azu, hurry up."

Azu: "..."! ! !This uncle is a real shame.

All the wind, flowers, snow, moon, and beautiful scenery on a good day will be lost by his loud voice.

The frightened Gu Zhien kicked Qiao Yaozu vigorously to relieve his anger. This slutty dog ​​man, Ah Fu's attack is still light, so he should be paralyzed: "Get out!"

Qiao Yaozu was in a good mood: "Don't be angry, I can't help it."

Now is not a good time to settle accounts, Gu Zhien endured this tone: "Get out quickly, uncle is urging you!"

Qiao Yaozu was not in a hurry, he straightened Gu Zhien's messy clothes like a slow doctor, washed his face before opening the door and going out.

Uncle Gu, who was waiting impatiently, had reasonable doubts: "Azu, are you constipated?"

This informal uncle!The disgusted Qiao Yaozu's good mood was greatly reduced: "No."

Uncle Gu said with confidence: "Then if you don't come out for so long, you'll be dawdling like a bitch."

There's a pussy in there!Qiao Yaozu put on a dull face: "Where's Ah Fu?"

"He's answering his mother-in-law's call."

mother in law!Qiao Yaozu immediately grasped the point: "When did he get married?"

"When you lie in bed and sleep late in the morning."

It's going to be black history!Qiao Yaozu felt the need to explain: "I am an unconscious person who was drugged by Ah Fu!"

Uncle Gu pretended not to hear it, so he changed the subject: "Where's Ah En?"

After finally calming down, Gu Zhien opened the bathroom door and came out: "Uncle, what do you want me for?"

Uncle Gu looked suspicious: "When did you go in?"

Gu Zhien, who was suspected, was startled and tried not to change his face: "Uncle, girls don't beat gongs and drums to call the world when they go to the bathroom!"

Uncle was persuaded: "Then hurry up, A Jiang has been waiting in the car for a long time."

When Qiao Yaozu saw He Zhijiang, he immediately felt that his eyes were murderous and unfriendly, so he ignored him decisively.

Standing beside the car, He Zhijiang's eyes were cold, his lips were light, and his complexion was fair. He was like a cold snow statue. Just now he saw the intimacy in the bathroom through the half-open window downstairs. very bad.

Uncle Gu, who was licking blood on the tip of the knife, had a very keen sense of murderous intent, and he immediately noticed the glint of sword in He Zhijiang's eyes: "A Jiang, what's wrong?"

He Zhijiang lowered his eyes with a calm expression: "I've been standing for a long time, my legs are numb."

"Young people can't do it these days. They are so weak. I think when I was on a mission, I stood motionless for three days and three nights without blinking."

The idol was attacked, and the fans were the first to rush to the front: "Uncle, what do you think that white cloud in the sky looks like?"

Uncle Gu looked up at the extremely irregularly shaped clouds, and managed to think of a metaphor: "Like a fairy flower?"

"No, it looks like my uncle is bragging." Gu Zhien is very strict: "According to relevant research data, the eyelids of normal people blink about 15 times per minute, and the average blink is 1 times a day! Can keep 2 minutes without blinking." There are very few people who blink, and there is no human being who does not blink for three days and three nights!"

Uncle Gu: "..."! ! !This Yangou niece doesn't want her uncle when she sees her beauty.

Angry.

After the phone call, Guduofu taught on the spot: "There are human beings who don't blink for three days and nights."

Everyone paid attention immediately, and they were very curious, who was so contrary to common sense.

Soon I got the answer to reveal the secret: "A person who died with regret."

Everyone was speechless: "..."! ! !
Collectively there is a sense of wasted expression.

Gu Zhien puffed her cheeks: "Ah Fu, you can tell bad jokes now."

"Do you like to hear it?" Gu Duofu was very talkative: "Then let me tell you another thing. There used to be a scumbag who went to visit relatives at Yue's house, and then he became a scumbag."

Qiao Yaozu and He Zhijiang were really cold this time, Ah Fu of the Gu family is not telling a cold joke, this is a blatant warning, as the son-in-law of my Gu family, if you dare to be scumbags, I will dare to kill you!Let you have no scum left.

Uncle Gu looked at the two people sitting in the front seat sympathetically. Meeting a brother-in-law like Ah Fu was no different from encountering a disaster.

Gu Zhien, who didn't hear the words, felt that the atmosphere was weird. She thought for a while and said: "Let me tell a joke. Fa Hai fought with Bai Suzhen, and took advantage of Bai Suzhen's unpreparedness to bite her neck, and the seven orifices bleed to death." Bai Suzhen said coldly: Now you know what it means to kill yourself by biting a snake."

He Zhijiang got the stalk of biting his tongue and committing suicide, he laughed.Uncle Gu has always lived a rough life, he laughed so hard that even Gu Duofu curled up his mouth, very flattering.

Only Qiao Yaozu was puzzled in popular science: "Bite your tongue to commit suicide is actually false. From a medical point of view, there is no biological mechanism to support the possibility of this legend. The lingual artery is deep in the throat. Anyone who can The biting place is only the end of the deep tongue artery. The diameter is very small, and the corresponding blood flow is limited. There won't be too much blood, and it won't cause life-threatening..."

Gu Duofu was the most defiant, he said "hehe" twice, and praised indifferently: "Mr. Qiao is really knowledgeable. I just have a question, please advise: how to be a quiet and handsome man?"

Got it, it's telling to shut up.After Qiao Yaozu glanced at his protective brother-in-law, he became a handsome man on the spot.

The dog man can also live with Ah Fu, Gu Zhien smiled and praised Ah Fu: "Ah Fu, you are the best, I love you the most."

These words immediately drew two eyes from the front seat, Qiao Yaozu lowered his hair and sent a message: "Liar, you just said that you love me the most."

Relying on the backing of someone, Gu Zhien was extremely daring: "You all said I was a liar, so of course I lied to you when I said I love you the most."

This is unbearable!Qiao Yaozu once again knew that there are tigers on the mountain, so he went up to the mountain. His voice was loud and clear: "You just said that you love me the most."

The voice is very penetrating, the pronunciation is accurate, and the meaning expressed by the words is very clear and clear.

Gu Zhien was shocked by the shamelessness of the dog man, and she greeted the 'love' stares of the relatives with her mouth open: "Do you love him?"

Qiao Yaozu was not afraid of death and added fuel and vinegar: "She said that I am the best man in the world!"

The conscience of heaven and earth really never said that!Gu Zhien refused to accept, and retorted: "I didn't say that!"

"You have, you said that I am mature and stable, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the best, the most energetic, and the most powerful man in the world, and your admiration for me is like the water of the Yangtze River, and it is like the flood of the Yellow River. Out of control! He is the dragon among men, the king of beasts! Yi Bo Yuntian has not seen the ancients before and will not see them again, and you still say that you can do whatever I ask you to do in the future, and listen to me in everything..."

This familiar remark reminded Gu Zhien that he really said it in order to let Qiao Yaozu accompany him to the parent-teacher meeting.What is this dog man with such a good memory for?I actually remember everything verbatim.And it's too shameless to repeat it on the spot.

(End of this chapter)