The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

After the phone call, Qiao Yaozu's complexion became even more stinky, orange red and willow green still tinged with black.Because Zhong Yuanxi's mother explained: "There was a quarrel between the two old people. My mother really scolded the thief wife without any words, but your old lady first called my mother a lame, saying that we blackmailed people and were arrested when we went out." I was hit by a car, and my children and grandchildren were cut off. My brother died in a car accident. This is the pain of our family... Mr. Qiao, I don’t know what your old lady told you, but I think it is necessary Let me tell you the truth."

Qiao Yaozu felt very ashamed, and apologized very carefully.

Seeing that another large sum of money was lost, Gu Zhien: "..."! ! !Capitalized clothes.

After tossing and tossing, Qiao Yaozu felt extremely tired. He pressed his forehead hard, and it was all a mess.

Gu Zhien gave feedback based on facts: "Your mother made the neighbors upstairs and downstairs very critical."

I don't know what's going on tonight, several people complained to Gu Zhien that Qiao Yaozu is a fucking weirdo.

Among them, Lou Dandan's psychological shadow is the biggest: "Zhien, don't all your old ladies be like this? I'm afraid."

Discussion: How a rat droppings ruined a pot of soup.

Gu Zhien Sanzhong otherwise: "No, no, really not. Didn't you see my mother in the video, our old ladies are basically my mother's model."

Lou Dandan breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'm relieved, I was scared to death. The last time Xiao Zhiyong came to my place, she bumped into her. She...she... actually said that I can't give birth to a son with my buttocks. , to persuade Xiao Zhiyong to find a good child. She thought I didn’t understand what she said in dialect! It almost made me mad.”

"It's almost becoming the first of the four evils in our building, and it's unreasonable to stir up three points. If everyone didn't care about Mr. Qiao's identity, they would have done it long ago. It's really that the old lady's mouth is too bad , the words will offend people. Fortunately, she speaks a dialect of Mandarin, which many people can't understand. With her living downstairs, I feel that the house price will be lowered."

Pang Da's mother is the most aggrieved one: "Mr. Qiao is very nice, why did you have such a mother? She kicked my dog ​​the day before yesterday, and she doesn't eat much until now. I feel so uncomfortable. It's not for Mr. Qiao's sake, I have to fight with her. We took the elevator together, and my dog ​​sniffed the cardboard boxes at her feet, and she kicked me, which made me mad. It said that my peaches are really ugly, I'm afraid I won't be able to get married, and people have passed the word to my ears..."

Dude, this is outrage.

Gu Zhien took all screenshots and passed them to Qiao Yaozu.

After reading it, Qiao Yaozu really realized what it means to be ashamed, and he looked distressed: "How do you think I should settle her down?"

"How about you hire a nanny for her?"

"She won't let me." Thinking of the old lady's original words, "I can eat two bowls of rice for one meal, what kind of nanny do I need? Waste of food and money", Qiao Yaozu really wanted to vomit blood.

"Then you move back and live with her."

"This suggestion is very good." Qiao Yaozu's eyes were dark: "Don't suggest it in the future."

Although she is a biological mother, Qiao Yaozu really can't bear to live with this kind of strange flower for a long time. He can bear it for three to five days. '

"Does she not want to go back to her hometown?"

If I want to go back to my hometown, I am afraid that I will be beaten when I go back!It's not that I don't want to go back, it's that I don't dare to go back.Qiao Yaozu muffled: "She got into a fight with someone in the village." The fight is not the point, the point is that she will continue to fight when she returns to the village!Every strand of hair on Qiao Yaozu's head was showing irritability.

Gu Zhien is full of sympathy. She is really thankful that her parents are sensible and within the normal human range.If you meet a mother like Qiao Yaozu, you will never be happy in life.Thank goodness.Suddenly, I understood why Qiao Yaozu was single despite his success in his career. Who would dare to marry into his family? If he met such a mother-in-law, the quality of marriage would definitely be negative, and even the best couple's relationship would be exhausted.

Qiao Yaozu was very perceptive: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Oh, I just think you're pretty good, you're brilliant."

"What do you mean?"

"You are unmarried."

"speak English!"

"Your mother is so powerful, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, what will happen to you?"

Qiao Yaozu really wanted to say that it's unfortunate, you are that unlucky one.Grabbing his mind, he asked, "Is it okay to marry me?"

"Many posts on the Internet sum up the lessons of bleeding: It is better to have a good mother-in-law than to have a good husband. The quality of marriage does not depend on the husband, but on the wisdom of the mother-in-law. I don't know about others. Anyway, I keep a respectful distance from a mother-in-law like your mother." Yes. It is estimated that if I dare to marry, my Ms. Hao dares to break my leg. She often reminds me of everything, and my in-laws will find her with wide eyes."

Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !Well, my head hurts more and I'm more irritable.

"If you want to say that, my life is suitable to die alone?"

"No, just marry a daughter-in-law who is as powerful as your mother, and use magic to defeat magic."

I dare not think that if I really marry such a top quality and come back, there will be no peace, Qiao Yaozu feels that he would rather die alone!
"Change the subject!"

"It's easy to change the subject, but you can't change your mother!"

Qiao Yaozu was so angry with this cruel fact that he didn't even want the image of Ba Zong. He pulled the quilt over his head and was deeply closed to himself.

Seeing Qiao Yaozu's gloomy aura, Gu Zhien didn't dare to offend her, but she was really sleepy again, so she finally went to find her aunt.

Looking at the foldable accompanying bed and quilt, Qiao Yaozu was noncommittal: "Turn off the lights."

As soon as the lights were turned off, the room was pitch black, and Gu Zhien fell asleep in seconds.

Holding her in his arms, feeling the familiar sweet breath, Qiao Yaozu was satisfied, as long as she was there, no matter how many troubles he had, he could face them calmly.

A good night's sleep.

Waking up on the hospital bed the next day, Gu Zhien's expression cracked into empty fragments, and he couldn't help but doubt himself: "Could it be that I'm sleepwalking?"

Qiao Yaozu, who had already woken up and was working on a computer, answered questions online: "No sleepwalking."

"But I'm obviously sleeping on... where is the folding bed?"

"Take it away!"

Gu Zhien decided to move on to the next topic: "Are you still burning?"

"do not know!"

What's the answer?Don't know if it burns or not?Gu Zhien muttered in a low voice and went to get the thermometer: "Then measure it."

Just as he was taking his temperature, He Zhijiang came with big bags and small bags: "Arn, are you feeling better?"

Being kindly cared for by idols, Gu Zhien was so flattered that he was so happy that he even posted an emoji: "Brother Jiang...Brother..."

Qiao Yaozu's yin and yang were strange online: "If my memory is correct, my aunt only gave birth to a twin brother for you!"

Gu Zhien really wants to roll his eyes when there are such beautiful people in this world!I really want to slap back fiercely, but I have to maintain my image in front of idols, so bear with it.

He Zhijiang smiled: "You can call me A Jiang."

Ahhh, there is an exclusive title, Gu Zhien almost let out a groundhog scream, with a sweet smile: "Ah...Jiang."

What a beautiful name!
Qiao Yaozu next to him looked disgusted: "Are you sure you want to meet people without brushing your teeth, washing your face, or combing your hair? Do you know that you have a chicken nest?"

Gu Zhien screamed and almost crawled to the bathroom. Seeing the shapeless female ghost in the mirror, she couldn't help covering her face in shame, feeling ashamed.After dawdling in the bathroom for a long time, I just didn't dare to open the door and go out.

In the end, Qiao Yaozu asked, "Are you constipated?"

Incomprehensible bastard!Can you pay attention to the way you speak in front of idols?Gu Zhien wanted to kill him!Come out with a stinky face: "Are you disgusting?"

No appetite for breakfast!

Qiao Yaozu remained expressionless: "Is there anything wrong with caring about you?"

Throwing back the tasteful concern, Gu Zhien gritted his teeth: "Thank you, no need! Where is my idol?"

"gone."

Gu Zhien immediately felt that he was in a bad mood.

"I want to eat Baoluo powder, you go and buy it for me."

"You let me go and I will go? Who are you!"

Qiao Yaozu took out his mobile phone and sent a red envelope of 688 yuan, with a note on the errand fee: "Go?"

"go with!"

Those who don't go are the ones who complain!Gu Zhien smiled and went to earn errand fees.When He Zhijiang came out of the attending doctor's office, he saw no one and asked, "Where's Ah En?"

"Bring me breakfast." Qiao Yaozu replied very calmly.

But He Zhijiang could just hear the show off, and he was expressionless: "Mr. Qiao, she is a patient, and the doctor told her to rest more."

"Oh."

Then there was no more, Qiao Yaozu bowed his head and continued to work on the computer.

Like punching a pile of cotton, He Zhijiang was silent for a while, then opened the door and went out.I called Gu Zhien, but the line was always busy.

Pi Xun howled ghostly on the other end of the phone: "Sister Zhien, it's over."

"What happened?"

"In the morning meeting, Supervisor Ming called us by name and criticized us. Sister Baozhu was so angry that she started fighting with Supervisor Ming." Up until now, Pi Yan was still confused: "I don't know how the fight started."

"Baozhu and Director Ming are fighting?"

"And Sister Honghui." Pi Xun covered the five clear finger prints on his face, wanting to cry without tears: "I went to fight, but in the chaos, someone slapped me in the face, and it hurt to death."

Gu Zhien's expression froze: "..."! ! !How can I get on class after a dozen fights?
"Miss Baozhu is very angry." Pi Xun said with one head and two big ones: "Director Ming is calling for the police, what should we do?"

Gu Zhien humbly asks the boss for help online: "Qiao Yaozu, what should I do?"

These uneasy women!Special Assistant Xiao Wang has already sent the surveillance video over. Qiao Yaozu received a call from Gu Zhien for help just after watching it. He was stern and unselfish: "Follow the company's procedures."

Once the company's procedures are gone, he will be dismissed properly, and if Director Ming calls the police, it will be troublesome to find a job in the future. Gu Zhien's face is wrinkled and tangled: "Master, please, can you change it?" way?"

Qiao Yaozu rubbed his chin: "It's not relative, why should I work so hard?"

"It's not relative, but there is no wrong reason." Gu Zhien was moved with emotion, understood and reasoned, and tried to eloquently: "They are your employees."

"Group fights in the office can be really rewarding." Qiao Yaozu is stern and selfless: "It's better to change employees who are more worry-free."

"Master, please." Gu Zhi'en got angry in a hurry: "They didn't fight for no reason. Where there is oppression, there will be resistance."

"Refused to do free labor." Qiao Yaozu began to negotiate conditions: "Then He Zhijiang and I have a bad relationship with him. I feel bad when I see him. If you and I unite the front, we can discuss it."

Gu Zhien was speechless: "..."! ! !How naive!It's not a kid in kindergarten anymore, and he's actually forming a clique!

Seeing that there was silence all the time, Qiao Yaozu put on an air to negotiate terms: "Just say yes or no."

Gu Zhien was angry: "I agree."

"From now on, I can only be called Mr. He. If I hear Brother Jiang again, I will dumb you down."

Gu Zhien was very angry, but he had to ask for someone, so he had to bow his head: "Got it."

I don't know how Qiao Yaozu did it, anyway, Director Ming didn't say he was going to call the police.

When Gu Zhien packed Baoluo powder and went back, He Zhijiang was waiting at the gate of the hospital: "Arn."

Thinking of what he promised Qiao Yaozu, Gu Zhien smiled stiffly: "Mr. He."

The word Mr. He was too distant and unfamiliar, and He Zhijiang immediately frowned when he called him: "What happened? Why did you call me Mr. He?"

Gu Zhien was sullen: "Qiao Yaozu asked me to stay away from you, and only allowed me to call you Mr. He."

It's too doggy!He Zhijiang was furious: "You are free to make friends, there is no need to listen to him."

Gu Zhien still has the basic contract spirit, she raised the packing box in her hand: "Mr. He, goodbye."

Watching people get into the elevator helplessly, He Zhijiang sighed, comforting himself that the future will be long, he didn't catch up after all, and went back to work in the company.

It took a long time before he came back, Qiao Yaozu raised his nose and raised his eyes: "Did you go to Mount Everest to buy Baoluo powder?"

"No. I ran into Mr. He downstairs and chatted for a while."

"What are you talking about?"

"Just tell him, you tell me to stay away from him!"

Qiao Yaozu suddenly felt very in the mood to eat breakfast, and sent a red envelope of 688 yuan after eating: "The noodles taste good, this is a reward."

Smiling and accepting the red envelope, Gu Zhien only found Qiao Yaozu very pleasing to the eye: "Master, I also provide other services here, do you need it?"

"Oh?" Qiao Yaozu's mouth was full of smiles: "For example?"

"Massage, foot bath, back push, cupping, ear picking, chatting with you, you can choose, monthly or yearly subscription is more favorable."

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaozu said surprisingly: "Is there any sleep?"

Gu Zhien blushed immediately, pointed at Qiao Yaozu and stammered: "You...you...you go into exile."

Qiao Yaozu, who was accused, protested seriously: "Why are you not allowed to ask? As a customer, I don't have the right to know the nature and scope of the business?"

This dog man's mouth is like iron teeth and copper teeth, black and white are reversed, and he can say that he is alive if he is dead!Gu Zhien was dumbfounded: "Is that what you mean?"

"What? You think I want to sleep with you?" Qiao Yaozu changed the subject: "Will you give it?"

"You have to save face!" Gu Zhien almost died on the spot and died at the age of 30.Angrily holding the phone with his back to Qiao Yaozu, he sat in front of the window to bask in the sun, out of sight and out of mind.

After Qiao Yaozu chuckled, he continued to bury his head in his work, the upturned corners of his mouth showed that he was in a very good mood.

At noon, Kong Baozhu actually came to deliver food. She wore a baseball cap on her head and a few bandages on her neck. Gu Zhien asked with concern: "Is the injury serious?"

"Small injury, it's not a problem." Kong Baozhu was still furious up to now, "It's just a pity that my custom-made cup was smashed into pieces, so it can't be used as a dowry."

Gu Zhien knew that the cup was specially ordered by Kong Baozhu, and one was only 32 yuan. She couldn't put it down, and kept saying that she would use it as a dowry, and pass it down to her children and grandchildren: "Then order another one?"

"No, the master passed away at the end of last year."

"I know a very powerful veteran craftsman, so I asked if it could be repaired. The duck feeding pot in my house was mended by him, and it was a wonderful workmanship."

"Okay then, just ask me."

"I haven't figured it out until now, why did the fight start?"

"She's a bit of a jerk. She called us out and criticized us for absenteeism during the morning meeting, and she was a lot of eccentric people! It's fine to say me, but the most hateful thing is that sister Honghui asked for leave for plastic surgery! She said that there will be no unnecessary personal in the future. Due to physical reasons, leave will not be granted. It made people angry, and after the meeting I heard her making jokes on the phone with someone in the bathroom, and she joked that Sister Honghui is a plastic surgery freak, and she deserves a beating."

Qiao Yaozu who listened to the whole process: "..."! ! !I feel so tired.

"That bitch's attack was too dark, and he greeted Sister Honghui's face! He even smashed Sister Honghui's phone."

No wonder, just say why the video was not picked up and the message was not replied: "Is Honghui's face seriously injured?"

"There are blood marks from scratching. I have to take good care of it at home these days. I don't know if it will leave a scar. If it does, I will see her and beat it every time."

The bridge of the nose was broken, and he was beaten again and again. This employee was too confident and martial, Qiao Yaozu felt that he couldn't have it.

After making such a mess, how can I go to work in the future?Gu Zhien was very sad: "Aren't you afraid that she will wear small shoes at work in the future?"

Hearing this, Kong Baozhu made a bowl of soup, and served it to Qiao Yaozu with a very respectful smile: "Mr. Qiao, please open the back door."

Sure enough, there is no such thing as a free lunch, and Qiao Yaozu suddenly doesn't want to drink soup anymore!He raised his eyebrows and asked, "How are you doing?"

"Transfer her away." Anyway, I can't stay in the same office, I can't look up and see each other, how can I go to work happily!
overbearing!Qiao Yaozu raised his eyebrows: "Why didn't you go?"

"We can go." Kong Baozhu spoke very well, "Sister Zhien, let's go to He's head office together. Anyway, as long as I'm with you, it doesn't matter which company I work for."

Just saying that this group of little accountants can’t be hired, but actually gouged the wall face to face, Qiao Yaozu almost lost his temper, gritted his teeth and said, “Transfer her to the branch office!”

Kong Baozhu left contentedly.

Seeing Qiao Yaozu's gloomy face, Gu Zhien immediately picked up the soup bowl: "Master, drink the soup."

"Don't drink!" Qiao Yaozu was afraid of indigestion if he drank it!
"Let's drink, let's drink, it's nutritious and delicious." Gu Zhi'en was afraid of getting angry, so he took emergency precautions: "After drinking, I'll give you a massage, free of charge."

Qiao Yaozu reluctantly said, "You feed me."

Well, anyway, if you feed it, it won't lose a piece of meat, and it won't make your savings less, just move your fingers.