The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 356 Happiness
It's annoying!Endless!He thought he was the same Mr. Yu who had been echoed by everyone in the past!Now I am down and out like a rat crossing the street and everyone shouts and beats me, don't I realize it?Chu Youyi was very impatient: "I'm sorry, I really don't have time now. Can I call you when I'm free?"

Yu Zhiyi hung up the phone in despair.He has finally realized what it means that a plucked phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken, and he has tasted all the warmth and coldness of life in a short period of time.In the past, wherever I went, I was always told that "Young Master Yu" was long and "Young Master Yu" was short. People avoid it, and the outgoing calls are either busy, or hang up after a few perfunctory words after answering, which has long since ceased to be the same as in the past.

At this most difficult and most desperate time, Yu Zhiyi really wanted and needed Chu Youyi's company and comfort, but every time he called her, he would hang up in a few words in a hurry. It's getting cold.So many likes are not worth the fact in front of her, she is no different from others, so she is not reconciled.

Hu Honghui was also very unwilling. She showed her fearless spirit of crushing boulders in her chest: "Why? Come and go as soon as you call, do you think I am your dog?"

"Is there such a disobedient dog like you?" Being punched and kicked all the way, Chen Zongnan felt that the bones in his whole body were about to fall apart, even if he didn't even want to take off his clothes, he knew that his whole body was bruised.

"There are many dogs that kill their masters." Hu Honghui wanted to kill this stinky man right now, but the princess hugged you from the beginning to the end. What the hell did you do when you pulled the weeping willow upside down!I was so disgusted that I couldn't vomit it out until I endured it so hard.

Chen Zongnan sighed helplessly: "Okay, stop making trouble."

At first, I wanted to calm things down, but in the end, Hu Honghui was furious: "I am making trouble for no reason when I co-authored it? Did you give away your girlfriend?"

"Ancestor, I was wrong." Chen Zongnan never thought in his life that living with a different woman could lead to such a different life.

Hu Honghui snorted coldly, and said sullenly, "Go, send Xing to me, I miss him."

The ex-wife also said the same thing, co-authoring himself as a dog and ignoring the bag, Chen Zongnan was extremely helpless: "There is no Xingyun, only me."

In the end, Chen Zongnan was kicked out.

Hu Honghui was very angry, and complained to Gu Zhien: "His ex-wife sent Xingyun immediately if she wanted it, and said no if I wanted it. What do you mean! Why?"

"Just because Chen Xingyun was born by his ex-wife after ten months of pregnancy."

One sentence made Hu Honghui turn off the fire, and she rubbed her stomach: "Anyway, I'm upset, I still want to come to you and ask for comfort."

Gu Zhien is grooming Tian Tian: "Come on, I'm idle anyway."

"Don't dare to come, I'm afraid Joe won't open the door for me."

"I'll open it for you."

So, when Qiao Yaozu came out from the study room after the video conference, the living room was already occupied by Hu Honghui, and he really wanted to throw this useless clerk out the door!I don't have any vision at all, so what's the use of it.

"Hello, Mr. Qiao." Of course, Hu Honghui saw the rejection written on Qiao Yaozu's face, and she laughed twice: "I brought my own rations."

A ration full of junk food!Qiao Yaozu took away the potato chips from Gu Zhien's hand with a blank expression: "Would you like to suffer from oral ulcers again?" He cried and howled for several days, and his ears were calloused by her noise.

Seeing that the visitor was not kind, Gu Zhien immediately dragged his little friend back to the room.

Qiao Yaozu who was shut outside the door: "..."! ! !
No wonder there are always murders happening now, and now he is very murderous.

In fact, the reason why Hu Honghui insisted on coming to Gu Zhien was because she had something to ask: "Just touch it for me." She sighed sadly: "I don't know if it's my illusion, I feel something wrong when I touch it. .I don’t know if there was residue when I took the prosthesis back then. But sometimes it didn’t, and it made me so annoyed.”

Gu Zhien was in a hurry: "Then go see a doctor, I will accompany you."

"Maybe it's my delusion! I'm afraid of going to the hospital." Hu Honghui shook her head and sighed: "Why are you hypocritical? You have what I have. God is not fair. You said that you are so thin that you have become a bamboo pole. How can you be so small?" The white rabbit is still so important. You make me feel ashamed in this airport. Real name envy, be jealous. Be quick, come on."

Wanting to thank you very much, Gu Zhien was dying: "Can I ask Chen Zongnan to confirm it for you?"

"Do you think it's okay?" Hu Honghui squinted: "Hurry up, feel carefully to see if there is a hard bump the size of a soybean. Sometimes I feel it, and sometimes I don't feel it. It makes me collapse .”

Gu Zhien put on the gloves before starting. He went back and forth to check carefully several times: "It's near the armpit. Let's go to the hospital."

With this answer, Hu Honghui was frightened to death, her intestines were immediately knotted, and her face turned pale: "Wait a minute, I'm going to visit my aunt in a few days, I checked and found that my aunt will cause abnormal estrogen , wait until my aunt is gone, I can only go to the hospital if it doesn’t work. Please comfort me. I want to hug you.”

Speaking of this, Gu Zhien thought of Qiu Hou's settlement: "Why are you my creditor?"

"A love debt is also a debt!" Hu Honghui plausibly said, "I like you more than you, so I am the creditor!"

Can you do that?Gu Zhien was convinced, speechless.

Seeing this, Hu Honghui laughed unsteadily.

Qiao Yaozu in the living room heard the loud and wild laughter in the room, he just wanted to use one adjective: the rooster crows!I don't know when this uninvited person will leave.

The two stayed in the room for a long time, and finally they were willing to come out. Instead of leaving, they set up a barbecue stall in the yard to show off her barbecue skills: "Didn't you say you wanted to eat barbecue last time? I specially asked my dad to slaughter the best cattle and sheep, the taste is the most authentic..."

Gu Zhien's mouth was full of oil with the delicious taste and taste: "It's delicious."

"You see, I'm the best for you. As soon as you say you want to eat, you arrange it immediately. It turns out that I am the one who loves you the most. You only allow me to be the best in the future. I am the NO in your heart." .number 1……"

After listening to the whole process, Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !His face was as black as barbecue coals, so dark that he couldn't see it, and since the two of them were live broadcasting, he could only hold back the anger for a while.

The most incommunicable thing in the world is sorrow and joy. Qiao Yaozu's lungs are about to explode here, and the live broadcast room over there is carnival, because Hu Honghui asked Gu Zhien to send out a fan benefit: a lottery, fans within 5 kilometers can share barbecue Delicious, limited to 20 servings, you can earn barbecue with your character, and run errands for delivery.

This time the live broadcast room exploded. I was already so greedy, but I suddenly had the opportunity to eat it.

Those who were not within the five-kilometer range fought hard in order to get a chance: "It's time to take a walk-and-go trip. Run errands for half an hour, and I run for half an hour by myself. It's a perfect match."

"Damn it, I was in the delivery range, but today I'm on a business trip, Yun Bei."

"Upstairs, you can participate in the lottery first. If you win the lottery, I can taste it for you. I will also write you a 500-word experience. 1000 words are also acceptable."

"Looking at how delicious Jon's food is, I knew it must be delicious. If I can't eat the roast mutton from Lady Hu, I will regret it for the rest of my life."

"Jon, please describe the delicacy in detail, no less than [-] words."

"Haha, the upstairs is so cruel, you are killing the scumbags!"

The old fan really knows a lot. When Gu Zhien heard that she needed [-] characters, she decisively chose to ask for help: "Ah Fu is here, let him write."

"Okay, I'm sorry to bother you. My brother writes, my sister eats, and I have a problem."

Gu Duofu, who just went online during his busy schedule, was caught off guard and received a big order. He was extremely helpless: "Eat less, it is easy to get angry. Drink more water and eat more fruits."

"Yes, I completely agree with my ancient god. The nature of grilled food tends to be hot and dry, and the use of various condiments, such as cumin, pepper, chili, etc. are all hot ingredients, which are very spicy and irritating, and will greatly stimulate the stomach. Intestinal peristalsis and secretion of digestive juices may damage the mucous membrane of the digestive tract, and also affect the balance of the body, making people 'get angry'. It is also easy to be infected with parasites: grilled food is burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and some meat is not cooked yet If the uncooked raw meat is unqualified meat, the eater may be infected with parasites, burying the hidden danger of suffering from cerebral cysticercosis. And the nucleic acid in the meat is in the Maillard reaction. Most amino acids produce gene mutation substances when they are heated and decomposed, and these gene mutation substances may cause cancer. In addition, in the barbecue environment, some carcinogens will also enter the human body through the skin, respiratory tract, digestive tract and other ways to cause cancer. Induces cancer - to sum it up here: Barbecue is best for a healthy macho like me, please draw me, thank you."

"The ones upstairs really struggled for stuttering. But you really can't eat too much barbecue. First of all, during the barbecue process, when the food is heated at a high temperature, a substance called acrylamide will be produced, and this styrene-to-propyl ratio is a comparison. Acrylamide is also a strong carcinogen. When the fat is heated above 160 degrees Celsius and the cooking oil is heated to smoke, it will decompose and form styrene-to-propyl ratio. This strong carcinogen is mixed into barbecued food and enters the Gastrointestinal and digestive system. Acrylamide is only produced when starch is heated, but phenylpropanoid is not. It is produced when fat and any oily substance is heated at high temperature. Relevant tests have found that a string of kebabs contained The benzene-to-propane ratio is 500 times that of a cigarette! It can be seen that its toxicity is great. Thirdly, due to the high temperature of barbecue, it is easy to burn and damage the esophagus and digestive tract mucosa after the entrance, which will cause esophageal ulcers. Eating too much cooking, smoking and roasting Too much protein food, such as grilled mutton skewers, grilled fish skewers, etc., will seriously affect the eyesight of teenagers and cause myopia. Women who often eat fried eggs will increase the risk of breast cancer, such as eating every two days The prevalence rate is 3 times higher than eating once a week, and 1 times higher than eating once a month—so, teenagers and women, do you understand what I mean? Please look at my sincere eyes, I am serious for your own good."

"I understand, I understand. You have expressed your meaning very clearly. It is to eliminate dissidents and increase the chance of winning. You have said so much in a high-sounding manner. Fortunately, I have read it carefully, and this teenager expressed dissatisfaction."

"If you don't accept it, make an appointment to fight. If you fight, anyway, I am thousands of miles away from the delivery range. If I can't eat, I like to watch the excitement."

"Don't be noisy, I'm not very interested in barbecue, but I'm very interested in my Gu Dashen's [-] characters - we are filming a food show, and we need this kind of dry goods very much."

"The one upstairs is too much."

"Oh, my God, I was the first one to be drawn. Tomorrow I must go buy a lottery ticket! Happiness is waiting to be eaten."

"Upstairs, this is a character explosion. I used the mobile phones of 11 members of my family to participate, but I didn't win. Please look at my envious tears and answer me: Do you mind sharing? I promise not to drag my family with me." Come and eat."

"I want to go with the same envy."

"Weakly ask: Am I on the Food Channel? Why are you grilling meat?"

"That's right, Jon's live broadcast room is so magical, with a variety of styles. By the way, don't forget that Jon is a live broadcaster."

"If you don't tell me, I really don't know. I just know that staying in this live broadcast room is very joyful. It's a pity that there are not live broadcasts every day."

"The ones upstairs are too greedy. I'm already satisfied with three shows a week."

"Which one is Jon? I've been here a few times, and the anchor is not the same person every time. I'm confused."

"The one with the mouth full of oil is, wait - Jon, who are you passing food to? I took a screenshot of that hand, my God, this watch is a limited edition watch that I have been asking for. "

"I don't pay attention to the watch. What I pay attention to is that this hand is so familiar! And it is 100% definitely a man's hand. Who, who, who, Jon, tell me who you ate?"

Of course I gave it to Qiao Yaozu, if I don't give him a bunch of food, I'm afraid he will kill someone, because his complexion is too ugly, the black one will emit green smoke.

Qiao Yaozu doesn't even want to eat barbecue!What made him angry was that the barbecue duo hadn't disbanded for so long!Things in this world are not the most irritating, only more irritating, because the barbecue duo quickly turned into a trio.

Kong Baozhu, who couldn't win the draw, was really greedy, so she came to the scene to eat—another uninvited one, Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !
As a master who is not short of money, Kong Baozhu has filled her hatred. She is proud in front of the camera: "If you want to eat, you can come to the door, and I ask you if you envy? Well, it's so delicious. After eating, you can become immortal." It feels like a fairy, I am so happy to be Jon's big brother."

Those who had been greedy for a whole night and couldn't win the draw all exploded: "I really want to kill this big brother. To tell you the truth, I'm also good at grilling. Is there anything you want to eat? You can make an appointment."

"I have eaten meat buns before, but I have never seen barbecue before. I am curious about the taste."

"It's terrifying to think about it carefully. The life upstairs has a lot of stories. Personally, it's still kind of scary."

"Have you ever thought about it? It might be a tragedy. It happened in Xidan and Chifeng. The owners of the two steamed stuffed bun shops in the last century were both arrested. After the case was solved, many customers died. They vomited into a ball, leaving a serious psychological shadow, and some people even started to eat vegetarian for a lifetime after that, and vomited when they smelled meat."

"I searched it, and after reading it, I just want to say that those innocent customers are really unlucky, it's a tragedy."

"You people are too bad, the barbecue I just received is not fragrant in an instant."

"Upstairs, I have a good appetite, I'll give you the address, please call me an errand boy, pay on delivery."

"Hey, just now, do you know who my errand brother is? Huangmao, Huangmao! I was really surprised today. Looking at Huangmao up close, he actually blush!"

"There is no such thing as blushing in a serious process. From this, I can be sure that the upstairs must be unscrupulous."

"The reasoning is so powerful, I agree unconditionally."

"Good guy, am I the only one who is eager to hit the top of the list? I like this benefit very much."

"The welfare of the big brother in Jon's live broadcast room is actually like this. I thought it was... After all, my life is shallow."

"Those upstairs, please explain clearly, what do you think it is? I'm curious."

"Pull out the curious ones and chop them off."

"Want to compete with me for the position of the big brother?" Kong Baozhu said triumphantly while eating grilled lamb chops: "I will not give an inch, and I will accompany you to the end."

"Sister paper, don't be like this, please leave some dowry."

"Don't marry, I really like being Jon's favorite." After finishing speaking, Kong Baozhu pulled Gu Zhien to the live broadcast screen: "Tell me, am I the person you love the most?"

Hu Honghui couldn't bear to snatch favors face to face, and she came over aggressively holding a skewer of roast mutton: "I am the one."

"Oh oh oh, let's fight, let's fight. Lady Hu, let me remind you, you still have a 40-meter machete, and now it's the best place to use it."

"I also like to watch the action and watch the fights. Is the painting style a little too weird? I strongly want to replace Jon with a little brother!"

Kong Baozhu snorted, and said in a terrified manner: "You really have a shallow life. Fighting is not the only way to solve problems. The consequences and efficiency are low. Today I will tell you what is efficient and safe."

After finishing speaking, he bowed his head and began to fiddle with his mobile phone, and then witnessed the courage of the big brother from the whole network!She is really rich and powerful, and she uses money to clear the way.One red envelope is not enough, just two, two is not enough, and then smash it, anyway, the owner is not short of money.

Hu Honghui was overwhelmed, she willingly gave up the No.1 position, and settled for the second best: "Then I'll be the one who loves Jon the most."

This operation made everyone in the live broadcast room amazed, and they all said: "Long time to see you. Sure enough, the confidence in life comes from having more money."

"It's true that I'm superficial!"

"Come on, come on, let's get something more exciting. It turns out that you are not only superficial, but also illiterate. Look at Gu Dashen's review: MD, I just realized that I have lived in vain for 28 years, and I can't understand it! I can't bear it." If I live in self-doubt, am I mentally retarded?"

"I don't understand, and I doubt life."

"I'm so disappointed. I thought I could get some dry goods as program material. It turns out that the legendary Gu Dashen is nothing more than that. Fortunately, I had such high expectations."

"It's true that you should be disappointed, but it should be to yourself! You don't read much, and your knowledge is limited, so you can't understand it. Oh yeah, I understand it, and I feel so happy."

"I beg the master upstairs to share, please use the most straightforward language, I admit that my brain is not good, I only have an IQ of seven or eight years old, and I can't understand advanced things."

"Hey, please don't say anything, please allow me to collide with the thoughts of the ancient gods again."

"Jon, don't eat it, we can't understand what your brother wrote, come and translate it."

Gu Zhien's eyes were blank, but she was confident: "Why do you think I can understand? What misunderstanding do you have about me? Although I am his own sister, I will tell you responsibly that I can't write , I can’t understand it either.”

(End of this chapter)