The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 362
"The words used to state the facts are objective, without emotion, and told according to the essence of the facts, without exaggeration or exaggerating details. I just state the facts, why is it not elegant?"

The dog man's mouth is like a knife, and he can make the black words into the white. Gu Zhien was speechless after being refuted. He obviously didn't agree with what he said, but he couldn't refute it back with reason, how angry!After a long while, I finally choked out a sentence: "Don't you know about going to the toilet?"

"I said go to the bathroom, do you know if your idol is peeing or shitting?"

This dog man, disgusting people is endless, Gu Zhien almost bit off his back molars: "I don't need to know so clearly!"

"That's right, sobriety is also a lifetime, and being confused is also a lifetime. It's rare to be confused in life. I see, you don't want to know whether your idol is shitting or peeing."

"Childish!" Gu Zhien turned his head and left, fearing that if he stayed here, a murder would happen!Because the limbs and bones are murderous.

In the end, Qiao Yaozu pulled the ponytail, and he ordered people unceremoniously: "Your back hurts, squeeze it for me."

Without even thinking about it, Gu Zhien blurted out: "You want to eat!"

I just disgusted people half to death, but I dare to think that it is so beautiful!
Qiao Yaozu used money to clear the way, two red envelopes if one is not enough, three if two are not enough.

This time Gu Zhien resisted the temptation from the source of all evil, she slapped Qiao Yaozu's hand off, and walked away with a straight face.

Looking at He Zhijiang who came back after pouring out the yam skin, Qiao Yaozu raised his lips happily and extended an invitation: "Mr. He, do you want to go to the bathroom together?"

He Zhijiang, who was invited to go to the bathroom together for the first time, was stunned for a while before thanking him: "No need."

"Arn came to ask me where you were just now?" Qiao Yaozu was in a good mood: "I said you went to shit."

He Zhijiang who was really disgusted: "..."! ! !After a long while, he managed to say: "As long as Mr. Qiao is happy."

Qiao Yaozu began to drink tea with a happy expression. The health tea with wolfberry and red dates, wow, tastes good.

After soaking the peeled yam in water, He Zhijiang said clearly: "To be honest, Mr. Qiao said, I have a bad stomach. I woke up this morning with diarrhea. The diarrhea was very thin, and the color was the same as that of Mr. Qiao. The tea I drink now is exactly the same, the red goji berries that I pull out are still one piece of food, not absorbed and digested at all, and..."

The more one talked, the paler his face became, and the more the other listened, the paler his face became. Both of them were disgusted.

Qiao Yaozu's mouth was tightly shut, and he tried not to spit it out: "Mr. He doesn't have to describe it so carefully!"

He Zhijiang, who killed one thousand enemies and lost eight hundred, smiled: "I am willing to share every bit of life with Mr. Qiao."

"We don't know each other well!" Qiao Yaozu couldn't take it anymore and walked away.

Seeing Qiao Yaozu's ugly face, Gu Zhien was kind-hearted: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaozu is not a human being, and he vividly described it with a particularly expressionless face: "Your idol said that he had diarrhea, and the diarrhea was very watery, and the color was exactly the same as the health tea you made. One grain at a time, not absorbed and digested at all, and...

Friends who stretched their ears to listen to gossip never expected to hear this!The expressions on everyone's faces are indescribable, it's over, I'm full without having to eat today's dinner.

He Zhijiang, who came over on his heels, wished he could disappear in place, he was so dead, he was so embarrassed that Qiao Yaozu's expression was gloomy.

Qiao Yao Zuba, who was also so gloomy that water dripped out, sat in Gu Zhien's seat and instructed her, "Go and pour me a glass of boiling water."

Glancing at idols, Gu Zhien decided to sprinkle salt into Qiao Yaozu's scars: "Only goji berries and red dates health tea, do you want it?"

"roll!"

Gu Zhien walked up to He Zhijiang, and asked with concern: "Are you still feeling bad? Do you need to take medicine?"

"I didn't have a stomachache." He Zhijiang blushed quietly, and explained embarrassingly: "Just now I went to dump the yam skins into the trash can, and it wasn't what Joe said..." I really can't say 'Shit Fortunately, Gu Zhien understood the two words, and she took the initiative to skip this topic: "The yams are all cut, so they can be steamed now."

"I'm here, you don't have gloves on, don't touch it."

The two walked towards the kitchen while talking, and all the friends watched the two disappear before looking at Qiao Yaozu with wide eyes.

Qiao Yaozu's face was dark, and his tone was also very bad: "What are you looking at me for?"

Kong Baozhu cleared her throat: "Mr. Qiao, don't you want to go with me?" Aren't you afraid that the sheep will fall into the tiger's mouth?
"I should, have to go?" Qiao Yaozu had a murderous look on his face: "What do you want to see?"

Of course, it was a good show, but unfortunately the small staff were not very courageous, dared not speak out, and left in a hurry.

It took a long time to suppress the nausea, Qiao Yaozu finally entered the kitchen with a straight face.

What is going on in the kitchen?The friends outside the kitchen were all very curious, with their heads stretched out, and they turned on the clairvoyance function by the way, but unfortunately they didn't find out at all.

The only known thing is: after coming out of the kitchen, Gu Zhien told Mr. Qiao that his nose was not his nose, and his face was not his face.

Su Taohua, who came over after the live broadcast, saw that Gu Zhien was so willful, her eyes turned green, and her face was full of smiles: "Mr. Qiao, hello."

Qiao Yaozu, who was upset, was not pleasing to anyone now, he dragged the stool to sit down expressionlessly, He QQ moved over and kept circling around his feet, sniffing around.Gu Zhien, who was sniffing, was frightened, afraid that Qiao Yaozu would be cruel, so he hurried over to take He QQ away.

As soon as he squatted down, he was knocked down by Qiao Yaozu's finger on his forehead, and the villain complained first: "You blocked my sunlight!"

She fell hard, and Gu Zhien subconsciously saved herself and grabbed Qiao Yaozu's trouser leg with one hand. This scene was like a shrew hugging someone's thigh when she was pissed. Her face was blue with anger: "Block your sister!"

"You know, I don't have a sister."

Seeing that Qiao Yaozu's smile was so nasty, Gu Zhien angrily wiped it on the muddy ground, then grabbed the snow-white shirt quickly and ruthlessly. Very good, the five finger prints are very clear !

Qiao Yaozu smiled sinisterly, took out his mobile phone and turned over the bill: "Losing money!"

After reading the series of zeros on the bill, Gu Zhien said very bachelorly: "If you want money, you need one."

The look of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water made Qiao Yaozu laugh. He bent down and grabbed He QQ: "I don't think this silly cat is so pleasing to the eye."

He QQ reckoned that he felt the murderous intent, and his pitiful Chaogu Zhien whined for help.

With tears in her eyes, Gu Zhien's heart ached. She chose to accept the order from Qiao Yaozu. The three red envelopes and the previous errand fees were just enough to pay for the clothes. regret.

"The money has already been transferred to you, you released QQ."

"I took the order, where is your service? Where is it?" Qiao Yaozu held He QQ in his arms and stroked it in a good mood.

"Wait." Gu Zhien went to wash his hands angrily. This time, He Zhijiang, who really went to the toilet, came back to see her with an angry face, and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"

Gu Zhien, who was bleeding heavily just now, smiled very reluctantly: "It's okay, I just got my hands dirty."

It may be that the force was too hard just now, the nails were full of mud, and it couldn't be washed off. Gu Zhien's temper became angry after washing, but she bent her nails hard, and she gasped in pain, crying. They are all coming out.

Anxious, He Zhijiang grabbed Gu Zhien's hand: "Don't move, I'll come."

Aidou's hands were warm, and Gu Zhien's face was scorching hot all of a sudden, and he stuttered: "No...no...use it."

He Zhijiang didn't let go, he looked at Gu Zhien's nails: "It's a bit bruised, does it hurt?" Cut the nails?Difficult to wash without cutting. "

Looking at idol's face and smelling his unique breath, Gu Zhien's mind was like a paste, she couldn't think anymore: "It doesn't hurt."

He Zhijiang turned over the cotton swab, and after wetting it, he patiently wiped away the mud between his nails bit by bit.

Seeing the idol's well-defined facial features close at hand, within reach, not only the body, but even the soul of Gu Zhien felt soft, and he unconsciously relaxed his breathing: "Why are you so good to me?"

In fact, this question has been in Gu Zhien's mind for a long time. Since she woke up in the hospital, she felt strange. He Zhijiang's concern for her was not like an ordinary relationship, but in the dead of night, she thought about it many times in her mind. The memory still stays - the relationship is not so familiar and so good!

He Zhijiang's hand paused: "I'm good to you, okay?"

Gu Zhien blushed quietly, and her voice was weak and shy: "I just think...it feels a little weird." Carefully asked his doubts: "Did I forget you?"

"Yeah. You forgot a lot of things about me." He Zhijiang said with grievance in his voice, "You have to remember it quickly."

Gu Zhien was in a hurry: "Then, then, tell me about it."

Qiao Yaozu, who came over at some point, had a voice like ice slag: "Mr. He, can you tell me what is the behavior of taking money and not doing things?"

Gu Zhi'en, who took the money and did nothing: "..."! ! !
Although He Zhijiang didn't know about the dispute between the two, he made a quick decision: "How much is it? I'll transfer it to Mr. Qiao."

Qiao Yaozu stared straight at Gu Zhien: "So you want to break the contract?"

The dog man's gaze was like a hook, Gu Zhien felt uncomfortable being stared at all over his body, and pulled out his hand faster than his brain, not daring to let He Zhijiang wipe it again, looking at Qiao Yaozu with a wooden face, wanting to put him Cut to pieces.

The viciousness in Qiao Yaozu's eyes became thicker little by little, revealing a breath of suffocation: "Do you want to know about liquidated damages? Dear."

This is not an attitude of letting go at all!Don't need to understand, the dog man will definitely ask for a lot of money!Gu Zhien was furious: "Click here!"

He Zhijiang was unwilling: "I don't know how much is the liquidated damages for Mr. Qiao?"

Qiao Yaozu didn't hear it, he had already sat down and set up a posture, holding He QQ in his arms, Erlang raised his legs: "If you want to press it, hurry up!"

He Zhijiang would rather spend money to settle the matter. He pressed Gu Zhien's shoulder: "I'll give him the money!"

Hearing this, Qiao Yaozu's eyes fell on Gu Zhien's shoulder, he wanted to chop off the claws on her shoulder with an axe!
Regarding the respect and instinct for this profession, Gu Zhien has a special sense of risk avoidance, but when it comes to breach of contract, Jin Qiao Yaozu will definitely open his mouth: "If you don't give him money, we won't do big wrongs. Click it and it won't lose money Meat, just take a little effort, I'll be fine soon."

One of the two parties was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer, He Zhijiang sighed helplessly.

Qiao Dayuanzhong Yaozu urged impatiently: "Hurry up!"

Despite his reluctance, Gu Zhien walked up behind Qiao Yaozu obediently, and began to beat his shoulders and backs.

He Zhijiang looked at it and found it particularly dazzling, and called: "QQ."

After He QQ gave a 'meow', he grabbed Qiao Yaozu's paw and jumped into his master's arms.

Fortunately, it was caught on Qiao Yaozu's arm, there was no bleeding through the sleeve, only a few red marks appeared, Qiao Yaozu and He QQ looked at each other for a while: "Mr. He, your cat needs to cut its nails, do you need my help?" ?”

After receiving the strong murderous intent, He QQ was terrified, and his strong intuition made him realize that Mao's life was coming to an end today.

Feeling that He QQ in his arms was trembling all the time, He Zhijiang hesitated for a while, then hugged it and walked away. If he stayed, he would only feel stuffy in his heart.

It was finally quiet, Qiao Yaozu was satisfied, and then he started to criticize with a particularly leisurely and elegant manner: "Didn't you eat? Use some strength!"

Gu Zhien held back his breath and increased the strength of his hands, but he was still picked on by others: "Other people's hands are hands, but yours is a hand that can't be handled by someone else? It's a panic!..."

The output of sentence after sentence made Gu Zhien's head buzzing, wishing he could have the claws of nine Yin and white bones, which could destroy flesh and bones.

"Who are you showing off with a sullen face? What about your service spirit? I spend money to have fun! Not to be angry. Isn't a smile with eight teeth the basic ethics of the service industry?"

Is there any reason in the end!Who the hell is pissing whom off!Gu Zhien reluctantly pulled out a zombie-like smile: "My dear, is this strength enough?"

"No!" Qiao Yaozu grabbed the scissors on the table beside him: "Cut your nails off! They look like chicken feet."

Gu Zhien's anger has reached the critical point of spontaneous combustion, she gritted her teeth and showed professional service spirit to meet the needs of customers: "Okay, dear."

The respected guest is very difficult to deal with. He disliked that the waiter did not cut his nails thoroughly, so he cut his nails by himself in two or three steps.

Although no meat was cut, it was still aching. Gu Zhien became more and more angry: "My dear, are you satisfied?"

Seeing that there were only bare fingernails left, the anger in Qiao Yaozu's heart finally subsided, God knows he has been displeased for a long time!In fact, he even wanted to pull out her fingernails! "Keep pressing."

Gu Zhien, who still wants to live in the end of his life and is full of children and grandchildren, set an end time for his suffering: "There are only 10 cents left and it will be over, dear."

"Not enough! I'm not comfortable yet, at least half an hour." Qiao Yaozu paused: "I'll add money!"

"I won't take orders today, dear."

"Are you stupid if you don't earn money!?"

Gu Zhien's good attitude completely collapsed, she gritted her teeth: "Believe it or not, I'll kill you?!"

Unexpectedly, Qiao Yaozu said, "I want you to fuck me."

This dog man!Gu Zhien turned his head and left, his eyes were red with murderous intent.

Qiao Yaozu smiled in satisfaction.

If he is not happy, neither should she, nor anyone else.

When the murderous aura all over his body was almost gone, Gu Zhien went to join his friends to make steamed buns.

The little friends who had been watching from a distance for a long time immediately began to gossip: "Sister Zhien, I just found out today that the most special existence between us is Mr. Qiao. You are so kind to him. Beat him on the back. Be envious of your real name."

"That's not special, it's compensation!" Gu Zhien said the amount of compensation angrily, and Pi Yanhe gasped: "The clothes look like ordinary shirts, even with a logo on them." None, why is it so expensive?"

Kong Baozhu, who grew up in all kinds of luxury goods, is quite savvy: "My dear, the price is normal for a unique custom-made model."

As an ordinary person at the bottom, Pi Xun felt very heartbroken: "Sister Zhien, you should bear with it, even if you take a step back, you won't be able to broaden the sky, but it will save you money.!"

Impulse is the devil, Gu Zhien was so regretful that her intestines were green, she said wearily: "I didn't think so much at the time, I was so angry."

Pi Xun is more pragmatic: "After losing the money, does the clothes belong to you? You can try to wash it, if you really can't wash it off, embroider a pattern on it to cover it... You can sell it on a second-hand website, and you can get some money back Book."

Speaking of this, Gu Zhien was even more angry: "Don't think about it, I want it, but Mr. Qiao didn't give it. He said that the driver drove the farmer's cow and killed it. The cow belongs to the farmer, not to the driver. Let me go to the specific case." Refer to the teacher's wife's compensation."

Everyone: "..."! ! !Confused by coincidence, it seems reasonable, and it seems unreasonable.

A small employee can't handle a capitalist, so let's skip Mr. Qiao: "Where did Mr. He go?"

"Take QQ to relax."

"I really want to be attached to QQ, and let Mr. He take me to relax."

For Hu Honghui's envy, Kong Baozhu felt the same way: "I also want Mr. He to take me to relax, and I also want Mr. He to clean my nails..." The more he spoke, the longer the voice became, and the expression was very colorful .

Seeing the spirit of gossip jumping happily in the eyes of the little friend, Gu Zhien sighed resignedly: "Did I have a good relationship with Mr. He before? Are we familiar? He said I forgot. But I really can't think about it." stand up."

Everyone collectively lit the candle for He Zhijiang.

In vain, he held the marriage certificate in his hand, but he was completely forgotten.

"Have I mentioned him to you before?"

"Yes, you whisper in our ears every day that he is your idol, that you are greedy for his body..."

"You said Mr. He and money are your favorites."

"You said that sooner or later, Mr. He will be put on your bed."

"You said Mr. He is like a relative of yours—like your father's son-in-law."

………………

Listening to the narrations of the friends, Gu Zhien only felt one thing - extremely ashamed, put his hands together and begged to let go: "Please, don't say any more."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed happily, but Su Taohua was the only one who didn't smile. She kneaded the dough in her hand, but she couldn't make a perfect shape, and her mind was not on it. She frequently looked at Qiao Yaozu's mind has been spinning rapidly: How can he be willing to let Cousin Long go?The previous initiative to talk to him was ignored, and it seems that he would not agree to pleading with him directly. After much deliberation, I still have to start with Gu Zhien. The sad thing is that she is not as easy to talk to as before.

(End of this chapter)