The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Man is a knife, I am a fish, I have to bow my head, Gu Zhien bit her lip, and called softly: "Husband."

Qiao Yaozu's eyes were as bright as stars, and then he opened his mouth and started talking nonsense.

He was deprived of his breath in an instant, and there was a long and wanton aggression between the breaths, Gu Zhien's mind was in a daze!When he could finally go back to his room, his expression was in a daze.

It took a long time before I came back to my senses and realized that it was a big loss, Gu Zhien thumped the wall angrily, that dog man!Another day of trying to kill him.It's a pity that with thin arms and legs, he can't be killed.And he was very spineless. He wanted to ignore people when he left the room, but he couldn't help but smell the sweet and sour pork ribs, and then—the legs were the masters, he gave up his dignity, and walked into the kitchen. Looking at Qiao Yaozu, waiting to be fed.

Qiao Yaozu is not a man: "Call me husband."

The annoyed Gu Zhien turned his head and left, starving to death is a trivial matter, you can't lose your integrity! "Tiantian, bring Wangcai and let's go out to eat!"

Tiantian took Qiao Wangcai out of the room and handed it to Gu Zhien, and then he sat at the door of the kitchen, eagerly waiting to be fed.Qiao Yaozu rewarded it with a piece of fried steak, and praised: "Good boy."

Gu Zhien felt betrayed and abandoned: "..."! ! !The eyes can spew fire, and he said angrily: "I will never love you again, you are just a silly dog!"

Tian Tian uttered "Wow" twice during her busy schedule, and Gu Zhien actually understood the dog language!It said: "You are stupid"! It was so angry, and what was even more angry was that Qiao Yaozu was shameless: "Then you will love me from now on. I have taken the international standard IQ test, 146." "

Dogs and dog men are both irritating, because Gu Zhien has also done it, and the result shows 120, the IQ of ordinary people. 80% of people's IQ is in the range of 80-120, which is the normal value.

Looking at the legendary [-] Yuqian trees that are priceless but not marketable, Gu Zhien shouted loudly from behind: "When your father is going to beat you, please broadcast it live."

Is it not difficult for others? !Willing to be human? !Gu Zhien sat down at the dining table at the speed of light in doubt, picked up a rib and put it in his mouth, and felt that he had tasted the taste of the sun, moon and stars, and not only squinted his eyes happily.

Qiao Yaozu, who was sitting on the side of the sofa as the background wall, suddenly had a strong resonance with the DINK family, what's the use of having children!It hurts my heart.

In the end, the wealthy Kong Baozhu gave a good suggestion: "My old man has a box of tea in his possession. He treasures it very much and has been reluctant to drink it. I'll bring it to you."

Thinking about it makes me feel wronged!The new house has become a haunted house!You have to pay someone back!Gu Zhi'en also sympathized with the half-immortal in the village, he got a good horoscope, and he also got together with the disaster of bleeding and light, which was outrageous when he never expected it.

"Ghosts are endlessly terrifying!"

Can't imagine what she did to stink up the whole building.

Because Ah Fu said, no matter what Ms. Hao said, just listen to it.

After picking up the little friends around him, Gu Zhien was extremely depressed, and what was even worse was that all of Qiao Yaozu's dishes had been cooked, and one dish smelled more delicious than the other.

Qiao Yaozu stared straight at Gu Zhien holding the phone stupidly, and asked, "What did Auntie say? Why do you need to find a lawyer?"

Knowing that there is no free lunch in the world, Gu Zhien immediately became vigilant, with a defensive face: "How do you want me to pay it back?"

Compared with living in a haunted house, owed favors, Gu Zhien felt that he could still owe a debt: "It's okay, I'll ask first."

Caught off guard, he was stuffed with dog food, and Gu Zhien almost choked to death: "..."! ! !Gritting his teeth: "Goodbye."

"Hey, you give it to me first, whoever wants it." After getting the phone call, Ms. Hao began to care about her daughter: "Why do I look thinner again? Have you lost weight blindly again? A Jiang doesn't care about you? No, I have to call him and talk to him."

Looking at Qiao Yaozu's dark face, Gu Zhien silently lit a row of wax for him. The last thing you have to choose in life is your parents, and you don't need to be a parent. You don't need to be a parent. Whoever you reincarnate depends on the good fortune accumulated in your previous life. Obviously, Qiao Yaozu He was a big villain in his previous life, so he presumably committed a heinous crime to have such a wonderful mother.

Gu Zhien, who was hungry, was deeply depressed, but fortunately she was very good at self-comfort: it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s not lower than 70, it’s not mentally retarded, it’s already fine.

After eating and drinking enough, Gu Zhien began to feel drowsy again, as if he wanted to make up for all the sleep he lacked before.

Gu Zhien was speechless: "..."! ! !All right, as long as he is happy, it's for self-entertainment anyway.

Without even thinking about it, Qiao Yaozu can be sure: "It's a matter of paying more and paying less." Talking about the law in his hometown is really difficult, especially for a family with a large clan.

The shocked Gu Zhien fell asleep and disappeared on the spot: "Ah?! Then the marriage will not be settled?"

Gu Zhien was particularly curious: "What did she do?"

Half an hour later, Gu Zhien didn't need to look at the tea, but just looked at the box containing the tea and knew that it was very expensive!As for the tea, according to Kong Baozhu: "My old man said that this is 100 grams of the [-] West Lake Longjing Yuqian trees. It was hard to get [-] grams. To tell you the truth, if I hadn't exchanged it with you today, I would also use it to cook tea eggs. It's been a long time, and it's not pleasing to see my dad's baby."

The dog man is delusional again!Gu Zhien's face was struck by lightning: "Who misses you, nonsense."

Qiao Yaozu in the room couldn't stop laughing, it was good to have someone laughing with her.

"Are you really changing it?" Gu Zhien was quite worried, it was too precious: "You should take it back to your uncle."

Hearing this, Gu Zhien was embarrassed, and emphasized the fact loudly with a red face: "Anyway, I haven't had a good night's sleep since you were on a business trip! I have never eaten so much. You see, I have lost weight."

Knowing that he could wait for the rabbit, Qiao Yaozu closed his eyes and rested his mind: "I'm a little tired, I don't want to use my brain."

"But aren't you afraid?" It takes courage to look at a house, let alone a long-term stay! ! !

"500 million was divided into 150 million to his sister-in-law, and my mother took 150 million to go home to build a house for my brother, and only 200 million was left. I wanted to buy a better community, which was far from enough, and I didn't want to have too much monthly payment. , otherwise the pressure of repaying the loan will be too great, so after much deliberation, it is better to watch the haunted house."

Gu Zhien was confused: "Is that the lawyer for Uncle He, or for Banxian?"

"But this will make you owe people a lot of favors." The most difficult thing in today's society is the debt of favor.

Thinking he listened to people's persuasion, Gu Zhien reluctantly put down his chopsticks: "I haven't eaten or slept well for a long time, and I feel like I can eat another cow."

"You are my daughter-in-law! Are you not enlightened?"

Jiayuan was shooting commercials in Shanghai, she was so busy that she couldn't fly, and Hu Erniu controlled everything she ate, so she didn't dare to provoke her.

"Got it, you miss me." Qiao Yaozu was in a good mood, and started to clean up the dishes with a smile on his lips.

Gu Zhien ate very satisfyingly, and was so happy that he ate an extra bowl of rice, and he still didn't feel full!
"The starving ghost can't vote? Don't eat any more!"

What a bother.

When Gu Zhien entered the room, the smile on Qiao Yaozu's face was still there: "You give this back to Mr. Kong, a gentleman does not take what others like, I have a box of Wuyishan Dahongpao in my cabinet, give that as a gift."

This little padded jacket is leaking air!Gu Zhien waved his hands again and again: "No, no, you'd better leave it to uncle. Honeysuckle is grown in our hometown, and I'll give this as a gift."

He changed lanes halfway because Qiao Yaozu received a complaint call from the property owner: "Mr. Qiao, your family has stinked the whole building, and I can't explain it clearly to her. Please come back and deal with it."

Sure enough, after a while, Gu Zhien poked his head out of the room, and asked hesitantly: "You said you want me to wait for you to come back to thank Mr. Dong and the others, then...then...then what gifts should I prepare for comparison?" good?"

"What are you doing sitting there stupidly? Are you hungry?"

Hu Honghui has the owner and cannot be found.So as not to be stimulated again.

Qiao Yaozu's eyes were full of doubts: "When you sleep until noon, eat two bowls for a meal, I think you can eat and sleep very well!"

When I arrived in the community, I saw that the downstairs was full of people, and there was no way to stay in the floor. Men, women, old and young were all very angry: "I've never seen such a person! They are too unqualified."

"He Xiaoming's family failed to get married, and the two families became enemies..." Qiao Yaozu's expression cracked a little after hearing the ins and outs.To be honest, I can plan strategies in the mall, but once I go back to my hometown, I feel like I have entered a pansi cave-my hometown is not a place to reason at all.Every time the owner and the family are short, the reason is not clear, and the cutting is still chaotic!The best way to describe it is with chicken feathers all over the place.

Although he is not depressed anymore, he is still angry. Seeing Qiao Yaozu feeding Tiantian with a steak, he became even more angry, each one was more like a dog!Neither is a good thing.Simply out of sight and out of sight, picked up the phone and asked someone to make an appointment for dinner: "Baozhu, do you want to have lunch and then we will blow up the street together?"

In fact, if Qiao Yaozu didn't say anything, Gu Zhien would return it: "Understood, I don't need your Dahongpao either, I'll give you honeysuckle and bamboo wine."

Gu Zhien didn't expect that there would be a series of 'It's outrageous', Du Jianbai called: "Sister Zhien, are you free to accompany me to see the house? I want to buy a house."

Qiao Yaozu was noncommittal: "Let's go, go to the supermarket."

Although the words are reasonable, Gu Zhien still persuaded: "Xiaobai, how about it, let's not watch the haunted house, I will ask your friends if they can get a discounted internal price."

Pippi shrimp also has an owner and cannot be found.What's more, it's like she grew up in a dental hospital, and basically spends all her personal time working in the hospital.

Pi Xun is particularly self-aware: "Mr. Dong is too tall, and ordinary citizens like me are completely out of reach, and have no feasible suggestions to offer."

Never expected that this girl only looked at haunted houses——Gu Zhien's expression gradually froze: "Xiaobai, can't we see sunny rooms?"

Unwilling to give in, Gu Zhien slammed the door shut with a bang!Sure enough, I went to the group of friends to ask for help, and I still can't believe that the world can't turn around without this dog man, and things can't be done!

This has provoked public outrage!Qiao Yaozu's face was burning hot, wishing there was a hole in the ground to get into, it was too embarrassing.

It's very strange, what is she doing for fatting?Here again there is no land to plant.

Du Jianbai was trembling, but he was stubborn: "But haunted houses are cheap."

Qiao Yaozu didn't expect to be so good at cleaning the kitchen, he just sat on the sofa and started pecking at the rice. He seemed really sleepy, and was about to take him back to his room when the phone rang, and Ms. Hao called: "Good boy!" Bao, last time you said that you had a friend who was a lawyer, you gave me the contact information, alas, your Uncle He was forced to lend money to Xiao Ming, who failed to live up to his expectations and bought a three-bedroom and one living room in the county, and asked someone to tell him A blind date, the house has not been fully renovated, the woman's family insisted on coming to see the house, but a four-year-old doll who didn't pay attention to her brother fell from the balcony, and everyone disappeared on the spot. Now the two families are arguing, The woman asked you to pay 86 yuan, and you have already sued Uncle He, alas. It is a good new house, and it will become a haunted house before you move in."

Qiao Yaozu is also asking his mother the same question: "Why are you fattening?"

"You have 500 million yuan, so you don't need to pick this kind of house."

Gu Zhien's expression: "..." It can only be said, good guy, bad luck.

Since Lou Dandan fell in love with fitness, she will count calories no matter what she eats. Boiled dishes are her favorite, and eating with her will lose a lot of happiness.

Yu Tongtong had no choice, but since what happened to Yu Zhiyi, Gu Zhien couldn't explain why he subconsciously kept a distance, not like before.

"No, I'll make the best use of it for you." Kong Baozhu refused without the slightest hesitation: "I've already called the old man to tell the old man that I cooked his baby tea eggs. Tears eat tea eggs."

The angry Gu Zhien turned his head and became angry, unable to communicate with this dog man!
Qiao Yaozu laughed out loud, feeling extremely refreshed, sat down on the sofa calmly, and began to sit on the sidelines.

"No, I left half of it for Miss Honghui, she said she would pay to watch it!"

Seeing Gu Zhi'en, Pang Pang's mother pulled her aside like a thief, and whispered: "Zhi'en, when is Mr. Qiao leaving? It's really hard to live in the same building with her. I can't sleep overnight. Spit it out."

When he took the second piece, Qiao Yaozu beat him with chopsticks: "Eat it with your hands, you are really promising!"

Hu Honghui, whose face was covered with a black mud mask, did not dare to make big movements for fear of getting wrinkles, so she said succinctly: "Same as above."

Kong Baozhu was being sweet with her pet, kissing me and my inseparability: "Sister Zhien, if you don't mind multiple light bulbs, it's fine."

Originally, I wanted to ask Kong Baozhu, because she was still asking Pippi Xia if she wanted to buy a house a few days ago. It is more reliable to buy from an acquaintance.

"She used barrels to fertilize on the roof and corridors. The retting stools and urine! Her bucket was probably of poor quality or something. It leaked, and the stool and urine flowed down from the roof. Every balcony, window, and outside of every household The walls are dripping everywhere, and the wind and dew are very stained. It’s a pity that I just made a silk quilt, which cost 2500 yuan, and it was just drying on the balcony railing this morning when the sun was good. It stinks. Sigh.”

"Then I'll trade honeysuckle with you. My old man treasured it like a treasure, which made me dislike it for a long time. Today I must teach him a lesson: there can only be one treasure in the family! It must be me!" : "Wait, I'll bring it here for you. It'll be there in half an hour!"

"My family is still waiting for me in the car. Let's go. Mr. Qiao, goodbye." Kong Baozhu hurriedly left with a box of honeysuckle.

Question: I would like to thank Mr. Dong for his generous help last time. What gift should I buy?

"Being obsessed with Iraq makes people haggard, and their belts get wider and wider." Qiao Yaozu concluded from this: "You have lost weight, and you just miss me."

A full difference of 26!This is more precious than the score of the college entrance examination.

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry, not listening to his daughter's explanation at all-leaving Gu Zhien with a messy head, why every time Ms. Hao called, she would say "A Jiang doesn't care about you"?It is very doubtful, why should he be controlled by A Jiang?Does this Ah Jiang refer to He Zhijiang?
Helpless dare not ask.

The beating didn't hurt, but Gu Zhien was still very angry, if it wasn't for fear that he would go back on his word, then what?Grab Qiao Yaozu's chopsticks for beating people, and start to eat big pieces - I have to say that although Qiao Yaozu is a bit of a dog, his cooking skills are getting better and better.

"What's the matter? A single seedling will be gone if it is gone, and the two families have formed a feud." It is really unlucky to say that it is unlucky, but there is an even more unlucky one: "Remember the half-immortal who told your siblings fortune-telling?" Is it? His house was smashed to pieces, so the He family was unreasonable, insisting that he was inaccurate. The two people who were born together were a match made in heaven, but it turned out that the family used to be able to beat a half-immortal Can’t sleep. Banxian said he would sue them and put them in jail.”

"Sister Zhien, you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"

Thinking of Uncle He's suffering all his life, Gu Zhien was worried: "Do you think Uncle He will be sentenced to lose money?"

In the end, Qiao Yaozu confused him, and he solved the problem of buying a house with one phone call, and then said: "Okay, it's time for you to pay back the favor."

"I went to the Nandu River and opened two wastelands." The old lady was quite proud: "But the land was not fertile, and the vegetables didn't grow well, so I retting some fertilizer. Who knew what would happen?"

The veins on Qiao Yaozu's forehead twitched when he heard it: "Who wants you to open up wasteland and grow vegetables! Don't I have people deliver vegetables to my door every day?"

"The vegetables here are too expensive. Just a handful of green vegetables costs 10 yuan! That day, a handful of wild vegetables cost 25! We have them all on the roadside in our hometown! Sweet potato leaves cost 5 yuan for such a small handful! Pigs! What kind of organic fertilizer does not use pesticides, fooling anyone who can’t grow vegetables, I’ve been growing vegetables all my life, and I don’t know what’s going on...” After talking about vegetables, let’s talk about fertilizers: “Those four buckets When I picked them up, they were all in good condition, not leaking at all! And I have been retting for many days without leaking, why did they leak today! I always think it’s the good deeds of those two little bastards on the seventh floor, I saw them follow Her grandma went upstairs to dry the quilt, Azu, you go and check the monitoring for me! I asked the property management, and they insisted that it was a blind spot in the monitoring and couldn’t find it. I feel that my old lady is a bully and fooling me!"

Qiao Yaozu was exhausted.The top priority is to find professional cleaners to do sanitation, 36 households!It's a big project, the balcony is okay, but the outer wall is not easy to clean, and it's dangerous.They had to go door to door to apologize.In particular, some owners have clothes and quilts to dry on the balcony, and they can't ask for them.have to pay.

When she heard that she had to pay for the clothes, the old lady exploded: "Why do you have to pay? Wouldn't it be clean after washing it? I'll wash it! Make sure it's as good as new!"