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Xie Lang knew that Jiang Shuai and Fatty were really embarrassed to do this kind of thing, and said, "It's okay, I'll take care of this. You can buy me two bottles of drinks later and that's OK."

Jiang Shuai and Fatty were overjoyed when they heard the words, let alone two bottles of drinks, they agreed to ten bottles.

"Hey, you four, why don't you start working?" The disgusting voice sounded again, and this Zhong Guotao actually came to monitor their work.

The fat man's temper finally came, and he said angrily to Zhong Guotao, "Are you still going to supervise the work!"

"Student Wu Feifan, I think you may have misunderstood." Zhong Guotao said sarcastically, "The four of you represent our class to participate in this voluntary labor, and you can add 0.5 points to our class's final selection of outstanding classes. I am the representative The whole class came to express condolences to you, and put the logo of volunteers on you, otherwise, when the student union cadres check, they will not know your identity."

Without Zhong Guotao's instructions, Liu Xiaotong had already sent the emblems of the four volunteers to Xie Lang and the others.

When Xie Lang took the badge, he saw Liu Xiaotong's expressionless face, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"You four work hard, don't embarrass our class." Zhong Guotao ordered a few more words, and at the end, he said again, "By the way, at five o'clock in the afternoon, I will lead our football team and the mechanical department. Come to a friendly match, you’d better come and watch it, although you can’t play, you should still cheer for our team.”

At this time, the general even wanted to strangle Zhong Guotao to death, but he could only wait for Zhong Guotao to walk away before spitting at Zhong Guotao's back.

"Forget it, why bother to be as knowledgeable as this kind of person." Xie Lang said, he felt that Zhong Guotao was just a typical villain.

After finishing speaking, Xie Lang had already picked up the shovel and started working. Lin Qiang was strong and strong, so he joined the ranks of working.

Although Fatty and Jiang Shuai were a little embarrassed and felt that they should do something for Xie Lang, they really couldn't bear the smell, and they hadn't worked much, and their arms were quite limited, so they couldn't help at all.

An hour later, the smelly ditch was finally cleaned up.

Jiang Shuai and Fatty quickly handed the bought drinks to Xie Lang and Lin Qiang.

Lin Qiang looked at Xie Lang's not-so-strong body, and said, "Xie Lang, I didn't expect that your body is not very strong, but you are so energetic when you work, even I can't compare with you."

Xie Lang chuckled and said, "Because I have been working all year round, my physical strength will naturally not be bad."

In fact, it is true. Maybe the muscles of many farmers in the mountainous areas are far inferior to those of the city's bodybuilders. There is far no way to compare with those farmers who work regularly.Therefore, the size of strength is not only related to the size of muscles.

The four of them packed up their things and were about to go back to the dormitory to take a shower when Xie Lang suddenly heard someone calling him.

Xie Lang turned his head to look, and saw that it turned out to be the little fat man wearing glasses that he met in the ginkgo forest in the morning, Qin Zhaojian, beside Qin Zhaojian was an old man with gray hair and beard, about fifty years old, Wearing glasses, he looked like an old scholar.

"Xie Lang, what a coincidence, this is my third grandfather, Qin Zhe, who is also a professor of history at our school." Qin Zhaojian introduced to Xie Lang.

Qin Zhe was very kind, looked at the volunteer emblems worn by the four of Xie Lang, and said, "You four young men are not bad, there are too few people like you who volunteer to work now, not bad."

While speaking, Qin Zhe paid special attention to Xie Lang, and looked at Xie Lang's hands that didn't look like working people, but Xie Lang himself didn't notice.

Xie Lang and the others didn't come to work voluntarily. Hearing Qin Zhe's praise, they felt embarrassed and found an excuse to slip back to the dormitory.

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After returning to the dormitory, the first thing the four of them did was to take a shower frantically.

Jiang Shuai may be a bit of a clean freak. He washed himself in the bathroom for more than 40 minutes before he came out. He almost washed off a layer of skin all over his body.

"Zhong Guotao, you bastard, I still feel a stench all over my body." Jiang Shuai scolded.

"Come on, you didn't go down to clean it up, it was me and Xie Lang who did it." Lin Qiang said from the side, "But Zhong Guotao is really not a good guy, and I really have to teach him a lesson if there is a chance."

"Come on, Lin Qiang, put away this mental calculation. Zhong Guotao's background is not just as simple as his old uncle. If you want to graduate smoothly, I think you'd better not try to deal with him." The fat man said, "I'm not I'm afraid of that kid, I just think it's not worth it to care about such a villain."

Xie Lang agrees with Fatty's statement, it really isn't worth fussing with such a person.

"Come here, look, why is Liu Xiaotong holding so many ball uniforms?" Jiang Shuai waved to the other three people.

The four of them stood on the balcony, and they saw Liu Xiaotong holding a large bag of ball uniforms in his hands.

"Maybe it's for the game in the afternoon." Fatty said, "I don't want to watch it anyway. As long as I think of Zhong Guotao as the captain, I will completely lose interest."

"Me too." Jiang Shuai seconded.

"I think we should take a look." Xie Lang smiled, and suddenly had a wonderful idea in his mind, "Don't you want to see Zhong Guotao make a fool of himself?"

"Make a fool of yourself? Even if he loses, he will probably just blame the rest of the team." Fatty said, he felt that people like Zhong Guotao had no sense of shame at all, and it would be difficult for him to make a fool of himself.

"You find a way to get Liu Xiaotong to come to our dormitory, and then find out which jersey Zhong Guotao is wearing, and then I can make him make a fool of himself, really make him make a fool of himself, and not let him know who did it." Xie Xie Lang said with certainty.

"Okay, Liu Xiaotong, I'll take care of it." The fat man patted his chest and said, he was of course happy to make Zhong Guotao look ugly.

A few minutes later, Liu Xiaotong passed Xie Lang's dormitory with his clothes in his arms.

"Liu Xiaotong, what team's jersey are you wearing? It's pretty good. Let's have a look." Fatty said while dragging Liu Xiaotong and his clothes into their dormitory.

Liu Xiaotong was already very thin, how could he compete with the fat man's strength, besides, he thought it would be okay for the fat man to look at his clothes.

The fat man put the pack of jerseys on the table, then gave Xie Lang a wink.

"Oh, this jersey is really good. I wonder what size jersey our squad leader wears?" Xie Lang pretended to look at the clothes and asked nonchalantly.

Liu Xiaotong still had no expression on his face, and said lightly: "He wears No. [-]. I heard that he especially admires Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo."

"So Zhong Guotao's game skills are not bad." The fat man sarcastically.

"Hmph." Liu Xiaotong sneered, and his tone seemed to disapprove of Zhong Guotao's skills, but he was obviously afraid of Zhong Guotao, so he quickly added, "It seems to be pretty good."

Xie Lang took out the No. [-] jersey and looked it over, then handed it back to Liu Xiaotong.

After Liu Xiaotong left, Fatty, Jiang Shuai and Lin Qiang hurriedly asked how Xie Lang was doing.

Xie Lang made an OK gesture with his hand, and said with a smile: "At five o'clock, let's go to the playground Zhong Guotao to perform on time."

"What did you do?" Seeing Xie Lang's confidence, the fat man couldn't help but feel a little puzzled. After all, he didn't see Xie Lang make any abnormal movements.

"Temporary secret, you will know when the time comes." Xie Lang smiled mysteriously.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, the first half of the friendly football match was over.

Even under the power of Zhong Guotao, not many people went to watch the game, because the skills of the entire team are really bad. Typical Chinese football has no technical content at all, and Zhong Guotao, as a striker, wasted a lot of money. less chance.

Xie Lang, Fatty, Jiang Shuai and Lin Qiang have become loyal audiences, because they have been waiting for Zhong Guotao to make a fool of himself.

"Xie Lang, are you kidding us? Zhong Guotao didn't see him make a fool of himself except for a fall. Look, this kid is still scolding other team members." The fat man asked impatiently.

"Don't worry, as long as he goes to the toilet to pee, he will definitely make a fool of himself." Xie Lang said calmly.Just as he was talking, he saw Zhong Guotao walking towards the toilet next to the playground.

"Let's go, let's go to see a good show, you can't miss the wonderful show." Xie Lang said with a smile.

The four of them slipped into the toilet behind Zhong Guotao, pretending to pee together.

As soon as he entered the toilet, he saw Zhong Guotao frantically pulling the belt on the top of his shorts. It seemed that the knot on the belt had become a knot. tighter.

As the saying goes, people have three urgencies.After a while, Zhong Guotao's face turned red. It seems that holding back urine is really a very painful thing.

"You four, do you have any knives?" Zhong Guotao squatted slightly, it seemed that he had reached the limit of his patience, and he was about to cut off his pants with a knife.

The four of them shook their heads tacitly. Even with a knife, they couldn't take advantage of this kid.

Zhong Guotao looked disappointed, and pulled his belt desperately, as if he wanted to tear it off, but it was a pity that not only did it not break, but it became tighter and tighter, causing his stomach to hurt.

Fatty, Jiang Shuai, and Lin Qiang knew what was going to happen next without even looking at it. Just by looking at Zhong Guotao's appearance, they knew that he was going to pee his pants, and the situation might be like breaking a bank.

All four of them had knowing smiles on their faces, waiting for the glorious moment of diabetes insipidus to come.

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