When the npc became a goddess, she became a Buddha

Chapter 196 <Fanwai> Little Brother Zombie Ding Jing

——Little Brother Zombie——

No.1 is called angle of view.

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I have been squatting in my lair for about half a year, wandering around like a headless chicken all day long, I somewhat regret not agreeing to that woman, otherwise I would probably be able to lie in the pile of oranges and eat oranges to enjoy myself now.

In the past few days, another group of people has come in here, um, they look familiar, isn't this the adventure group that has been using us as a dungeon recently?

Seeing them familiarly holding a thick strategy manual, I was speechless. I blamed that woman. My subordinates and I hadn’t eaten meat for half a year.

Well, recently the zombie king in the rule field has simulated a new scene. I heard that it hasn't been implemented yet, so I just took them by myself and asked this group of people to roll over to the punishment field honestly.

I secretly poked a button on the wall to debug.Sure enough, when they saw the new scene, several members of the adventure group were confused: "The manual didn't say there was this, this is a new map, hurry up and take out the camera to take pictures, we can also get first-hand information to buy Woolen cloth."

"I heard from the sixth-level adventure group that the two of them are in the same scene, and it is very difficult to fight. Even if we know the strategy, we can't fight without any combat power. When we reach that level, we can't take the strategy for the first time. , You have to form a team with experienced people."

"Is it so scary there? I heard that the highest level of the adventure gradient is the seventh level, and the sixth level is so difficult. How strong is the team that can win the first kill of the seventh level?"

"You don't know that, that person is the chief of the supernatural team in the base, and his team is the strongest, unmatched by anyone."

Just after sighing, when they were still collecting "first-hand" information, I dragged them into the punishment field for making loud noises as the reason for violating the rules.

"Humph."

Facing this penalty field, they also have their own set of procedures, they fight if they can beat it, and if they can't beat it...

A few people knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Your Majesty, please take pity on the little one. There is an old man who needs to take care of the little one, and there are children who need to be raised..."

Here it comes again, it comes again...

I thought to myself, these fucking things can really play, like chanting a spell, they don’t even change the words of a set of sayings, I’m tired of listening to them, not only don’t want to float, but also want to wash my ears , hot eyes.

The reason for this is still because of my whim.Once a few people entered the penalty area, and when I was in a good mood, I told them to say something nice, and I let them out.As a result, I followed suit, so that everyone who entered the punishment field began to follow suit, blaming me for being too young and blind at the time, and being in the fog of these human's rhetoric and boasting, I don't know what happened.

Later, it was inexplicably derived into a unified standard answer. They cried and shouted and didn't even change a single word. People started chanting mantras.

"Don't make this up for me, it doesn't work now."

"Ah?" Several people stood up from the ground when they heard that it didn't work.

Me: "..." I really want to kill this group of people, do they see me in their eyes?

"Then tell us about it. We know you are the most humane zombie in this misty field. Let's see what you want and tell us about it."

The other two hid in the back and whispered: "What about the small notebook that was put away, give me the small notebook, why is this one not in the water, change it quickly."

I pretended I couldn't hear, these people really thought I was a zombie with feelings.But I still stand for this kind of person setting, because I really need this kind of setting to satisfy my little selfish desires.

"Well, I want to eat oranges. Which one of you brought the oil, give me some, and next time you come again, bring me some more. Your benefits will be indispensable."

As soon as they heard that it was good, several people got excited and whispered excitedly: "It's really a new plot, hurry up and write it down in the notebook!"

Me: "..." Are they really treating me as if I don't exist?

In the end, I scavenged a lot of oranges from the adventure group, including shriveled orange slices, orange flesh dipped in syrup, and full orange peels... Looking at the various sentences, I fell into deep thought.

Obviously, half a year has passed, why do I feel that I have derailed from this society?

I stuffed a mouthful of orange flesh dipped in syrup, sweet and sour, the aroma of syrup and orange flesh exploded in my mouth, down my throat and into my stomach.

what.

It's just this huge sense of satisfaction.

My empty eye sockets seemed to have a soul, and I stared blankly in a certain direction, as if I was in heaven, surrounded by orange trees.

Breathe.

The tip of the nose can still smell the aroma of oranges, mixed with a little sweet bitterness and astringency.

The meat is fragrant.

When I wake up completely, I nod my head with certainty, as long as these people are willing to honor me in the future, the benefits will be great.

——Ding Jing article——

It's hard to imagine that a child like me who was born in the last days can grow up to be 14 years old in peace.

It has now been 10 years since that massive plant invasion.

Yes, I lived another 10 years.

In the past 10 years, I have gained many friends.Although I don't like them that much, I don't resent them approaching me.

What surprised me the most was that today, just now, I received a love letter from a boy.

That's right, the first time I received a love letter, I felt a little melancholy. After so many years, I still thought I wasn't very attractive.

Before Ding Yi poked his head over, I stuffed this love letter into my pocket.

"Sister, why are you so excited? Let me see what you saw just now."

"Look at the fart, I'll get you on my horse." I yelled at this idiot fiercely.

Although I received the first love letter, I was not excited, because under the influence of my uncles, I deeply remembered a sentence, that is - "There is nothing good about a man."

Uncle A said: "When a man pursues you, he is willing to do anything for you. He will add clothes for you when it is cold, drink shaved ice for you when it is hot, and care about you more than relatives. But in fact, he cares about you. His mother may not be so caring, this kind of person belongs to the proper camouflage personality, but you must keep your eyes open, and don't be deceived by this kind of person's gentleness."

Uncle B said: "I think I was also a seasoned lover when I was young. At that time, it was not the end of the world. My family could not be said to be the richest man, but I also had a small amount of assets. Luxury cars, villas, champagne beauties, and Tiantianmo's gatherings were just to get along with this group of friends." I deal with powerful and rich stinky men, so I have met all kinds of men, all types, just one sentence, a man's mouth, alas, a deceitful ghost."

Uncle B said: "The most hateful thing is this kind of man. He has no skills but always dislikes his wife and so on. He likes to slap his face swollen to pretend to be fat. The family is so poor that he can't get rid of it. He still wants to take the money out to treat guests. Every day at the wine table, he brags about how much money he earns in a year, how much he earns in a month, touches his crotch when he goes home, and doesn’t even have money to buy a lighter. Lie down on the bed at home every day, feel the round belly, look at the yellow-faced woman at home, and say that it is because of her that he has delayed his earning money... Don't think uncle is talking nonsense, there are still such men. "

Every word from the bottom of my heart, I am afraid that I will be abducted by some irresponsible brat accidentally, and I have been trained to become a veteran in love who knows how men 108 tricks to pick up girls.

In fact, they can rest assured that I am not interested in these things. First of all, I just want to become stronger, and secondly, I just want to train.

Not to mention that getting married and having children is still far away from me. The amount of daily training alone makes me have no free time to think about these things.

It is these uncles who are not taboo about meat and vegetables. In front of my "child", they will talk about whether they are clear, yellow, meat, or vegetarian.

They thought I was young and couldn't understand, and when they re-examined themselves, they knew everything I knew and didn't know.

Thanks to these rough old men who have never brought up children, I have been smoked into an old fritters from the inside out.

The boy sent me a love letter and was waiting for my reply. I waved my sleeves 45 degrees: "Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend." I jumped over the wall and dumped him.

If you want to lie to your sister about puppy love, let me tell you——no!Can!able!

　This is the official end of the novel, thank you, I will write a little about the daily life of the heroine when I have time later, probably, if anyone wants to read it.A new book is coming soon, tentatively titled "After Rebirth, She Becomes the Villain's Favorite" with a brief introduction: She, who has been guarding the devil for 900 years, was betrayed, but fortunately she got a chance to be reborn.It's just that the soul is sealed, the cultivation base is completely abolished, everything starts from scratch, and she just steps on the road of cultivating immortals. She is very fast... Why are there so many obstacles on her way to becoming an immortal? tied together!A sick and weak prince with a strong body and a strong will, a genius prince who has been under house arrest for several years, the admiral of the East Factory who can cover the sky with his hands, the dragon prince who entered the ghost gate to avenge his father, a young man with good luck... Not only that, but she also She has become a sweet pastry that everyone loves, possesses a rare physique of a heavenly spirit once in ten thousand years, and after being reborn, could it be that she has become the darling of heaven? ! [Mine Clearance: 1v1, heroine article] Interested friends, please support.

　　
　
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