Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Chapter 271 Survival of the Little Palace Lady (Midterm Task) 18
On the surface, he was calm, but in fact he was cursing in his heart.

What the hell is this dead eunuch doing? There was no such program in previous years, but Eunuch Li had already said that, under the watchful eyes of everyone, it was hard for him to shirk.

He could barely maintain his smile and walked onto the stage.

Looking at the eyes of everyone in the audience who could kill him, Gu Guanshu really wanted to blow out what he said just now.

But looking at his father's expression, his eyes were wide open, and he was warning himself to be more honest.

In order not to be beaten up when he went back later, Gu Guanshu could only lie down for half a month and couldn't get up. Gu Guanshu had no choice but to hold his breath, pretended to be gentle, opened the folding fan in his hand and began to speak.

"Elders and colleagues, I was Gu Guanshu, the number one in the previous ranking. In fact, I didn't expect to be the number one in the previous ranking. It might just be a fluke."

That is my strength!You are not envious!It is impossible to kill me with your eyes!

"As for Eunuch Li asking me to share the secrets of success just now, it may be a matter of luck, as you all know, I was able to lift a boulder at the age of ten, and hit every shot with a hundred hits.

It was also just right, I just met three fierce tigers, so I just shot it casually, and accidentally won the top spot. "

That's my luck!That's my innate supernatural power, unrivaled, that's my sharpshooter, you can only run for your life, don't try to kick me from the top of the list.

As long as I am alive, I will definitely stand in that position. You little spicy chickens will wait for me to rise to a high position. Maybe I won't want to compete with you by then.

oh!It may also be disdain.

"I'm ashamed to say it, maybe it's because of my natural supernatural power, I accidentally surpassed you, and I'm also very guilty about this.

Maybe my secret to success is this. I hope everyone can get good results in the autumn hunting in the future, and I have finished sharing my secret. "

You little hot chickens, I have no secret to be unhappy, I was born to crush you, life!Lonely as snow.

Originally, some people were very calm when they spoke to Eunuch Li, and Eunuch Li’s words were not so provocative, but when the righteous master said it, it was just right!Successfully aroused their desire to win.

This is not sharing the secret of success. On the surface, it is very serious to share, but in fact it is an empty shell, with gold flakes on the outside and flakes on the inside.

Talking so much rubbish, not a single useful word is useless, it's all about showing off your natural supernatural powers, bragging implicitly that you are a top match, you are not worthy!
This sharing session successfully made all the young boys angry. The No.2 and No.3 in the previous session were all angry. They wished to kick this annoying guy off the top of the list immediately. owed.

If it weren't for his strength, he might have been beaten in a sack while sleeping in the middle of the night.

General Gu this time is really..., he obviously told this rebellious son to be humble, but it turned out to be called modesty?Are you afraid that there is some ambiguity about modesty?
On the surface, his eyes are wide open, wishing to beat up this rebellious son, but in his heart he is faintly proud, as worthy of being his own son, the tiger father has no dogs, and has his own demeanor.

When General Gu was young, he was also a master who was not afraid of anything. He would tease dogs and cats every day. Even the dead emperor would have a headache when he saw him. The corner is gone.

The first emperor originally wanted to send General Gu to the frontier to guard the border, but he was not happy because he missed his parents and was reluctant to leave home, and wanted to honor his parents well.

Everyone knew that this sentence was nonsense. General Gu's father was almost mad at him. Everyone in the capital knew that he was the one who was beaten all over the capital by his father with wicker sticks.

But he is indeed powerful, so he can only admit it by pinching his nose. Now that he is older, he has restrained a little, but he is still so bearish in his bones.

It's just that it has changed from being beaten in the past to chasing and beating now.

Gu Guanshu's eyes froze when he saw his father's eyes. He just exaggerated a little too much, and he forgot it all at once.

If I go back this time, I might have my legs broken. I have to think about it, go hide with the King of Nanning, and hide for a month first.

Although my father is not afraid of anything, but Nanning Wang Gengjue, he is a person who can roll in front of the emperor. As his good brother, isn't it a matter of minutes to hide from his father?
The father and son were fighting with swords and swords, using their eyes.

"Hahaha... Sure enough, the tiger father has no dogs, and General Gu has someone to succeed him!"

The emperor laughed heartily, his stomach hurt from laughing, his eyes were smiling, and he couldn't help patting the table and chairs with his hands.

This brat really is, Eunuch Li had already filled up his hatred before.

In the end, he also made a big move, this time it can be regarded as pulling up the hatred value of the audience, and even some young men who are not very impulsive are half dead by him.

Gu Guanshu didn't feel it at all, when he heard the emperor praised himself, he complied triumphantly.

"Thank you for your praise, Your Majesty. I will work harder for you in the future and put a protective lock on this prosperous age."

Gu Guanshu is also a hidden sycophant.

The two words "prosperous age" successfully made the emperor laugh again.

He waved his hand to invite Eunuch Li to come over.

"Come on, come on! Little Lizi! Bring me my sword. A sword matches a hero. Today I will match a sword for Guanshu, the future hero."

Gu Guanshu's eyes immediately lit up. He didn't expect that flattering has a hidden benefit. The emperor's sword is the peerless sword Yulin Sword, which is the fifth famous sword on the weapon list.

It's no problem to cut iron like mud, and the sword's edge is as close as three feet. I have long coveted it, but it is the emperor's sword, and it is impossible for me to get it.

I didn't expect to have such an unexpected harvest in the autumn hunting this time. It's not too good, it's even better than my own No.1.

Gu Guanshu grinned, showing his big white teeth, and ran to the side of the emperor, smiling like an idiot, staring at Eunuch Li——the sword in his hand!

Seeing that the sword was getting closer and closer to him, the corners of his mouth were cracked to the back of his ears, and his eyes were so narrow that he couldn't see the slits, he was obviously happy and stupid.

When the sword was really put in his hands, Gu Guanshu seemed to see the love of his life, and he touched Yulin sword obsessively, as if he was touching his wife.

Gu Guanshu: Oh!What kind of peerless baby is this!My beloved little Jianjian, I finally got your precious body, this life is enough!

Facing his father's death ray behind him, Gu Guanshu acted as if he couldn't see, couldn't see, couldn't see, I was a happy little blind man, with the Yulin Sword, I wasn't afraid of anything, at worst, I'd lie down for half a year!

General Gu really gritted his teeth, his eyes were about to burst into flames. He hinted to the first emperor before that he almost cried out and did not get the sword. After the current emperor succeeds to the throne, as his junior, he is not so good. Dead-skinned.

The result was unexpected!My stupid son got it by just flattering him, and he was really jealous that he could beat him three times.

Do not!It's half of the capital city!
(End of this chapter)