Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Chapter 297 Survival of the Little Palace Lady (Midterm Task) 43
The itinerary this time has been planned at the beginning of the departure, and the normal itinerary of the army is about two months.

Ten days later, all the wounds on the two of them healed, and the bruises on their faces almost disappeared, and they returned to their former appearance.

At the end of the march that night, the two of them were plotting how to deal with General Gu.

During the recuperation time, the two of them were tit for tat for the first two days, and then gradually calmed down. The two of them who benefited from the tit for tat were other people. It was completely unnecessary, and they both lost.

Yao Ming stated that this matter has nothing to do with him, if he did it, he might offend General Gu, and if he didn't do it, there would be nothing wrong.

Such bastard remarks made Gu Guanshu want to punch him. Is this what people say?

If he hadn't brought the sword, the sword was still in the Nanning Palace, so it would never have been taken away by his father, and before the battle was over, if the sword was taken back by him, it would definitely be taken back.

So I had to take it back and put it in the Nanning Prince's Mansion on the way back. There is an emperor in the capital, so my father can't act rashly. This is the correct way.

That bloody horse hasn't settled the score for him yet, so if he wants to get rid of the relationship at this time, there is no way! !

Faced with Gu Guanshu's suppression of force value, Yao Ming had no choice but to obey.

Because the wounded are surrounded by soldiers, and these people are General Gu's eyeliner, if they openly talk about it in the carriage, it is equivalent to talking about how to get the sword back in front of General Gu, isn't it deceitful?

So we can only talk about it after the injury is healed.

The tent the two of them are currently in is a private tent, Qingzhu is patrolling outside, and Mingyue is cleaning up in the tent.

Two people were sitting on the carpet, one was meditating while holding his forehead, and the other was sitting in deep thought.

Holding his forehead, Yao Ming suddenly fell back, lay down on the clean carpet, and scratched his fluffy and dense hair with his hands. The hair that was originally well bundled became loose, and the jade crown was also tilted, obviously It's annoying.

"You're telling me, isn't your father the person you know best? You've been battling wits and courage for so many years, and you should know his weaknesses. How can I know what to do if you drag me in?"

Gu Guan was expressionless in writing, and rolled his eyes vaguely.

"If I knew that I could be suppressed like this for so many years, wouldn't I just do one thing a while ago, and he would beat me for several blocks with a whip, if I didn't run fast, I would have lost all face.

In the capital, you can still hide in your Nanning palace or palace, where is this now?My father's barracks!His eyeliner is everywhere, it's hard to be suppressed.

We can only take one step at a time, and the best time is on the way back. It is still very early, and there is not even a seedling. "

Yao Ming lay on the ground and yawned, his physical tears flowed out involuntarily, smashing the jar.

"That's how it is, go back to sleep first, if you can't get it back now, you have to calculate some interest, and make troubles in normal times, so as to prevent him from thinking that we are thinking of something bad.

So we can't be too honest in normal times, we must do something that makes him furious from time to time, so that he can relax his vigilance. "

"Things like thunder?"

Gu Guanshu rolled his eyes and began to think carefully.

Mingyue was sitting next to her and was making the bed. When she heard the two talking about this, she thought of all kinds of weird ways to make one person fly into a rage. There are not many ways, and they can form a Yellow River.

Hey Hey……

"My two sons, I have a method here that will definitely make the general fly into a rage."

Mingyue interrupted suddenly with a sentence, attracting the eyes of the two people who were thinking. It was obviously you who said, let's listen.

After talking about the method, the eyes of the two people obviously brightened, and the eyes of Mingyue changed, and they were all the same.

Why are you such a person, I really misjudged you before!Simply fantastic.

Faced with such a complimenting look, naturally her small chest puffed up, very proud.

Afterwards, of course, I have to ask that the method must not be spread by myself, otherwise I will not dare to mention it next time.

This requires the two of them to pat their chests and prepare to look forward to what kind of tricky method Mingyue will propose next time.

After deciding on the time period for implementing this plan tomorrow, the two of them went back to rest, full of energy to prepare for tomorrow's happiness.

Another evening, Da Jun stopped to cook.

After a day of marching, General Gu hadn't gone to the bathroom for a day, and after the army stopped, he ordered people to keep an eye on his horse.

There is only the place to go to the toilet. Before the army arrived here, people had been sent to prepare in advance. The hut was ready, and there was already a certain amount of water! !
After General Gu entered, he immediately closed the door and began to release it. He held it back for a few hours. Of course, this time when he came out, it was very smooth, and all the chattering stopped after a while.

General Gu let out a sigh of satisfaction, apart from the unpleasant smell, his spirit was simply refreshed.

Suddenly, a huge stone was thrown into the latrine from behind, feces and urine flew together, and lumps jumped up, turning General Gu's clean buttocks yellow and yellow.

And because the temperature is a bit high during the day, the eggs have already begun to hatch, and they are drilling into the strips one by one.

After carrying out this evil deed, the two of them made sure that no one around them noticed, covered their noses and quickly began to evacuate, with the corners of their mouths holding back their laughter.

"Who!! Which little bastard is so vicious! When I catch it, you'll see it!!"

General Gu's roar emanated from the latrine, the intensity was absolutely satisfactory.

And the two people who did something bad had already run back to their tents at this time, preparing to make an alibi.

And along the way, I deliberately walked around places far away from the toilets, so that others could see myself.

No one knew how General Gu came out of the latrine, all he knew was that when he came out with a stinking face, he frightened the soldiers who went to the latrine to death.

The first time General Gu came out, he went back to his tent, changed his clothes, and then took his small basin to the river to wash his clothes.

Resolutely refuse the servants around you to help you wash your clothes.

After washing the clothes, General Gu rushed to the tent of those two brats aggressively this time.

Apart from these two brats, General Gu couldn't think of anyone else who could do such a thing, and he had snatched the sword before, which was all the more reason to fully prove that the two of them could do such a thing.

It is simply unreasonable to do such unspeakable things. General Gu still feels that sticky feeling on his buttocks, which makes people feel tingling all over his body, just like rolling around on a needle bed .

And not only the physical discomfort, but also the nausea in my heart, how can I eat tonight! !
(End of this chapter)