Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Another day, the rooster crowed, and the alarm clock Mingyue had set just woke up.

"Tick tock... tick tock..."

The set raindrop alarm clock kept ringing in my ears, lingering in my ears non-stop.

Mingyue was also in a state of confusion at this time, and when she heard the alarm, she slowly opened her eyes.

The whole body is comfortable, it feels like having a body massage, the energy is rejuvenated, rubbing the eyes with hands, and immediately wakes up.

I went to bed at [-]:[-] pm yesterday, because there is no internet, Mingyue can’t do anything, and I have done a lot of work during the day, my body is very sore, I feel sleepy when I go to bed, and I fell asleep not long after. Yes, a night without dreams.

Look at the weather outside, and then look at the time on the system.

05:01
I lay on the bed for another 10 minutes. I felt that I was almost awake, so I got up, got dressed, and then tidied up the quilt on the bed and put it on the railing outside to dry.

After everything was done, it was half past five.

After listening to the movement in Liang Shanbo's room, he found that there was no sound at all inside, it was completely silent, obviously he was still sleeping.

After a while, I will make breakfast and go to the field. Naturally, Liang Shanbo must be honed to make breakfast and so on. Let him work from morning to night to see if he can still think of Zhu Yingtai.

There was a sound of dong dong, and a dull and hurried knock sounded from outside Liang Shanbo's door.

Such a sound came into Liang Shanbo's ears, making him frowned subconsciously, turned over and continued to sleep, obviously wanting to ignore it.

Mingyue is not his original old lady, how could she spoil him, when she stepped down, the door was kicked open.

Regardless of Liang Shanbo's reaction, he opened the window as soon as he entered, and bright light shone into the room from the outside, brightening the originally dark room.

Liang Shanbo blinked uncomfortably, hugging the quilt with a dazed expression, looking at the old lady who kicked open his door and opened his window, obviously not knowing what he was doing.

Subconsciously, he yawned a lot, rubbed his eyes with his hands, and asked his own questions delicately.

"Mom, what are you doing? What time is it now? I haven't woken up yet."

With a cold face, Mingyue gave out a death stare.

"Did you forget what I told you yesterday? It's Xiazhong now, when time is at its tightest, get up quickly, we're going to the field soon.

What time is it now? Didn't your father and I get up at this time before, so hurry up and wash me up and cook with me. "

Liang Shanbo's eyes widened when he heard the word "cooking", with a look of incredulity on his face, as if he was getting to know his mother for the first time.

Cook?Isn't this what women should do?How can I let myself do it? Don't you usually have a good breakfast?Why not just eat it.

Subconsciously asked a stupid question.

"Where is the rice? Let's just wait and eat. Why should I do it? A gentleman stays away from the kitchen. This is what the sages say."

Mingyue rolled her eyes speechlessly, what kind of sb is this, what is rice, isn't it there?
Rice is not made by humans, so is it just there out of thin air?I'm afraid it's not a daydream, what kind of gentleman is far away from the kitchen, it's just nonsense.

The phrase "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen" comes from "Mencius · King Hui of Liang Chapter [-]": "A gentleman is like a beast, seeing it alive, he can't bear to see it die; hearing its sound, he can't bear to eat its meat. Therefore, a gentleman stays away from the kitchen."

This sentence says that the strong must maintain a benevolent heart, not that a gentleman cannot cook in the kitchen. It is really reading to the stomach of a dog.

Seeing Liang Shanbo's plausible expression, Mingyue could hardly hold back her temper, what kind of idiot is this, who stretches out his hand when he wears clothes, and opens his mouth when he eats?

Did the rice fall from the sky?
"What do you mean when the rice is ready, it's there? Can you cook it yourself if no one cooks it? It's not that I wake up in the morning and cook it.

What does it mean to be a gentleman far away from the kitchen? Even if I don’t know a big character like me, anyone who listens to you every day knows it.

The gentleman far away from the kitchen does not mean that a gentleman cannot enter the kitchen to cook, but that a gentleman does not enter the kitchen because he cannot bear to kill. It is about the strong who must have a benevolent heart, not your sophistry. "

After speaking, he bent down and stretched out his hand, and lifted all the quilts on Liang Shanbo's bed, leaving only Liang Shanbo on the bed.

"Get up quickly, I'm still waiting for you to cook! Your father will get up later, hurry up!"

When Liang Shanbo was refuted by Mingyue, he subconsciously felt guilty. In fact, as a scholar, how could he not know the true meaning of that sentence.

I just didn't remember it, and I used that sentence as a rebuttal, but I was taught a lesson by my mother who didn't know big characters. Could it be that my mother heard it when I was studying?
And what's going on, my quilt is clearly being held tightly by myself, why does my mother gently pull the quilt away, and I can't even grab it, is my mother so strong?
Under the death ray of the bright moon, Liang Shanbo could only let out a grudging oh, resigned himself to his fate, and got up to wash up.

Mingyue was staring at him from the side, with threats written in her eyes.

If you dare to dawdle, you can figure it out yourself!
Liang Shanbo was lazy at first and wanted to pass the time. After all, although he didn't know what time his parents got up every day, he still knew when they left.

In situations like previous years, you usually have to go at the end of Mao (seven o'clock) at the latest. As long as this time is worn out, you should not go.

But I didn't know that my mother didn't go out at all, she stood beside her and stared at herself step by step, obviously she wanted to stare at herself after washing, and then go to the kitchen with her.

Liang Shanbo was extremely unwilling in his heart, he is now a county magistrate anyway, how could he enter the kitchen to do things like women and children.

He meowed at the mother next to him for a while, his eyes met Mingyue's, and he subconsciously turned back in fright, so aggrieved that he was about to cry.

But you can't disobey your mother, this is unfilial!
He could only feel aggrieved, put on his clothes and washed up with a sad face, and followed him to the kitchen.

Although Liang Shanbo's family can't be said to be very rich, it is still a little rich, and the family eats fine grains and rice.

Scoop out a small bowl of rice from the rice bag, put it into a special washing bowl, hand it to Liang Shanbo, and give him instructions.

"Go and wash the rice."

Liang Shanbo took the bowl, looked at the rice in the bowl, and asked with a cute face:
"Mother, this rice looks very clean, why do you need to wash it?"

. . . .

"Wash it if you tell me to. Don't talk so much nonsense. If you don't wash the rice, how can there be anything to wash the dishes? Do you want to wash it?"

Mingyue was about to be pissed off by this, as expected, she was so used to it by the original owner that she didn't have any common sense in life.

"Oh." Liang Shanbo was beaten up by Mingyue, and he was wronged again, turning around and walking into the well with a muffled voice.

???

Is this brainless?The water tank is right next to it!
"Stop! Isn't the water tank right next to you? What are you doing in the well? Drill into the well to wash rice?"