Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Don't look at it first, it's a bit stuck, it's a bit of a headache, it is estimated that the four thousand words will take four hours.

Little cuties must take good care of themselves. If you can enjoy the evening sun, you will be in the evening sun. If you have a high fever, you will be drunk and die, and after the burn, you will have a sore throat, which is terrible!
Sunny cuties go to bed early, get up early and go to bed early to feel better, see you tomorrow.

Fuck it!
How could the audience have any sympathy, and immediately burst into laughter.

[Kind netizen: Haha..., can I say that this young lady is trying to laugh at me to death today?I don't know how many times I laughed today. My mother knocked on the door just now and asked me if I had epilepsy.

The knives we use to cut coconuts here are not this kind of knives. They are specially bought so that they can cut so smoothly. Is it because I have watched too many short videos, so I think the knives are all equally sharp. 】

[Bright in time and space: Seeing this lady cutting coconuts, I always feel like I saw the first time I opened a coconut. I bought a whole green coconut from the fruit shop before, and I was very excited. I was going home to cut it.

In the end, I didn’t expect that the kitchen knives at home kept chopping, and finally I had to sharpen them desperately. It took more than half an hour to break open a coconut.Finally opened it and found that it was an uncooked one!
It made me so angry that I went to the boss to settle the claim angrily. Although the boss paid the compensation, he was still very angry! 】

[High-level foodies: Although I haven't cut coconuts, it's funny to see Miss Mingyue with only a layer of skin scraped off!I can't even get up in bed now, and my stomach hurts from laughing. 】

……

Lv Bingyan supported the coconut tree and laughed without any concealment, and said with a slightly teasing tone:

"Yo yo yo, our strange little Mingyue has knocked down a coconut tree, and now he can't even handle a coconut, are you trying to laugh me to death?"

Mingyue glanced back at her silently, pulled out the dagger, stabbed it in with the tip of the knife forcefully, then pulled it out very crisply, and stuck her two fingers in.

"Crack!"

The coconut was broken apart by Mingyue with brute force, and she gave a very cold smile to Lu Bingyan who was still smiling over there.

Lu Bingyan's laughter stopped abruptly.

Mingyue's actions just now were crisp and neat. If it wasn't for the fact that the coconut was another creature, the white knife went in and the red knife came out.

The photographer operating the drone captured the scene very keenly.

The viewers watching the live broadcast with this gloomy look felt extremely uncomfortable, and always felt that Mingyue was about to lift the screen and stab them.

There was no barrage on the barrage for 30 seconds, until after 30 seconds, the barrage exploded to the top.

【WOW: Fuck me!Miss Mingyue's cold eyes almost pierced into the baby's heart!It made me shiver while lying in bed. 】

[Tomorrow will be better: I am having a high fever now, 39 degrees. With just this look, I feel that my body temperature like a stove is immediately poured with a pot of cold water, and it drops to the bottom point. I always feel that I will soon dead! 】

[My favorite: The real-name system recommends Miss Mingyue to play that kind of enchanting and beautiful villain, she will definitely explode! 】

[Make trouble: I remember that the crew where Yu Lingxin is now, Li Houchuan, didn't something happen to the arrogant and domineering concubine?It is estimated that there will be a replacement, and the real-name system recommends Miss Mingyue to act. 】

……

Compared with other people who lived in peaceful times, Mingyue has experienced ups and downs, her eyes are deliberately restrained, and once she gets too nervous, she will lose her mind.

This is the charm of spiritual power, invisible attack.

After a few seconds, Lu Bingyan immediately recovered, patted her little heart exaggeratedly, and came over to lightly slap Mingyue on the back.

"You little goblin! I was scared to death just now, I thought you were a murderer with that look, sister, I am in danger!"

Mingyue did not refute, showing a very bright smile.

"Sister Bingyan, how about I open it for you?"

Lu Bingyan was also polite, and put down the coconut she was holding in her arms.

After helping Mingyue's coconut, Mingyue opened it very neatly this time, and Chen Jia came over in a hurry.

"Two sisters, younger sister rubs."

Opening one is also opening, opening three is also opening, and it is very easy to take it over and stab it in with a knife, and it is broken open.

Wang Rui, Li Zhan and Shui Bai didn't get together, they also have their own little stubbornness, okay?
Men can't say no!Isn't it just a coconut!

It's done!

Yu Lingxin couldn't come over and asked Mingyue to help open it, and Wang Leping volunteered when he saw it.

"I'll come! Just sit next to you!"

The three people of Mingyue were almost finished eating, and the six people over there also opened the outer layer, and began to split the inside with tears streaming down their faces.

The audience couldn't be happier, especially seeing these big guys who don't usually appear in variety shows so down-to-earth, they always have the urge to poke and laugh.

[Sugar-fried chestnuts: Can I say that my Mr. Shuibai Gui is so elegant even if he opens a coconut!so love!And the little bit of sweat on the forehead, um, Tsundere sickness will come out immediately, love love love! 】

[Puppy's troubles: Hahaha..., are you sure you are not so pink that you are naturally black in the depths?What kind of weird character design, I have confirmed the eyes, they are senior sisters, hurry up and start a small group!Let's brainstorm together. 】

[Careful heart is the cutest: Why is that Wang Mingyue so stingy, why doesn't he help our idol open it, little belly! 】

[Resolutely hit the keyboard man: yo, yo, which dog has been released again, hurry up and find the master, you must be mentally ill!Where did you see it, did you make up your mind? 】

[Clubhouse: I'm the only one who saw three stubborn men who couldn't bear to ask the little girl to open it for me. Can't I just say no and forcefully maintain my face?Ha ha……】

[King of the camp: The film king really took a lot of effort. Looking at the exhausted look, he probably already regrets coming to participate in this show. A moment of silence...]

……

It was impossible to take a bath on the island, and it was also live broadcasted when it got dark. Everyone left indirectly a few times in the middle of the trip to go to the toilet, so as not to have to run down at night.

As the sky gradually darkened, the eight guests climbed into their tents and got into their sleeping bags. It can only be said that the director is very conscientious about sleeping bags and tents, they are very warm, and they use good things.

The night was calm, and as expected, the tide slowly started to rise, but it didn’t rise too much. The whole island was covered by water, leaving only the tree alone in the water, and there were eight tents on the tree. In general, it can be said to be on a unified plane.

Mingyue also fell asleep in a daze. I don't know what time it is, anyway, I remember that when I was sleeping very soundly, someone suddenly yelled, and then there was a bang, as if something fell into the water.

If it was normal, Mingyue wouldn't bother to care about who fell, and would just turn around and sleep. The world sleeps the most, but now it's a variety show!Holding back his temper, he reluctantly opened the curtains and looked over there.

The drone turned on the lights in time and headed over there.

I saw two tents fell over there, looking at the direction of Wang Leping and Yu Lingxin.

The two fumbled to open the zipper of the tent, and crawled out from inside. As soon as their heads were exposed, everyone knew who was inside.

It was Yu Lingxin and Wang Leping.

Wang Leping was a little guilty. In order to quickly assemble the tent in the afternoon, he pretended to be aggressive in front of the goddess. Some positions were not twisted too well. How could he know that the tent was so poorly built that it fell down at night.

Yu Lingxin held back her anger, but she still had to pretend to be calm and tried her best to appease Wang Leping.

"It's okay, maybe it took two people to twist it, so it fell off."

Seeing the goddess, Wang Leping not only did not blame him, but also comforted him. The irritability of falling down was immediately wiped away, and he was very relieved.

Regardless of himself, he immediately went forward to help Yu Lingxin up, and the clothes on both of them were wet.

The late-night party who was still staying up late diving was immediately blown out.

[Be careful: I rely on it!This man is too useless, he can't even fix a tent, which caused my idol to fall down, and I asked my idol to comfort him, I was so angry! 】

[Specially for brain-dead fans: The brain-dead fans upstairs are here again, what are you talking about, one person can't screw it up, two people must come!
Shuibai and Chen Jia were in a group, all of them were assembled by Shuibai, and Chen Jia was handing sticks and other things beside them. Why didn't something happen to theirs, but something happened here instead. 】

【Eldest Empress: What are these two doing!The man didn't fix the tent in order to pretend to be aggressive, and he just suffered from the tent falling, causing my eldest empress to sleep badly. My eldest empress couldn't sleep well, and now she finally fell asleep and was beaten by these two The goods were woken up, I feel really sorry. 】

[Casual eating: that's it, I'm speechless, it's poisonous!If this was not on a small island, and the whole process was filmed, it is estimated that in order to clear up the whitewashing, another staff member would deliberately loosen it and let the two artists fall into gossip! 】

……

Director Chen, who had already slept on the bed, could only get up and write something to send to the staff.

He is old and can't stay up all night, it's really terrible!
The staff issued relevant notices in a timely manner.

[In view of the mistakes made this time, everyone coordinates and coordinates. The two groups of Mingyue and Wang Rui, Lu Bingyan and Li Zhan should be the best assembled, and everyone coordinates by themselves.

Afterwards I will send someone over to replace it with a sleeping bag, and we will talk about it tomorrow if there is anything to do. 】

Naturally, Mingyue didn't want to sleep with Yu Lingxin anymore, and felt disgusted when she was next to her, so she waved to Lu Bingyan.

"Sister Bingyan, why don't you come to my place?"

It happened that Lu Bingyan didn't want to sleep with Yu Lingxin either, so she readily agreed. The tents of the two were relatively close to each other, and the two trees tied to each other were the same.

Lu Bingyan took off the sleeping bag first, shivered from the cold, first asked Mingyue to take the sleeping bag over, and then stepped over by herself.

The tent is not particularly small, and it is no problem at all to accommodate Mingyue and Lu Bingyan.

Seeing this scene, Yu Lingxin's eyes flickered, but she still held back. She must not make any more problems, the trouble she had poked before was big enough.

The program team here sent a boat over, asked the two to change their clothes first, and gave them two sleeping bags again. Fortunately, they had prepared more before, otherwise they would have to stuff the quilts on their beds here now.

Like his teammate Lu Bingyan, Li Zhan went to live with Wang Rui. The two had cooperated before, and it was better than sleeping with a stranger.

The same behavior and the same movement of the two made the audience quickly catch a little bit.

[So it’s not just me: It’s not just me who dislikes Wang Leping, even Wang Rui and Li Zhan, who don’t know the truth, don’t want to sleep with Wang Leping. 】

[Balabala: That's it!Waiting for the big tear after the variety show, the situation will definitely be very exciting, I am already looking forward to it, I love it. 】

【Diarrhea: Wang Leping, a bitch, should be smashed. Director Chen is not someone to mess with. It is estimated that there will be a series of lawsuits in the future. Wait and see how much you will pay. The bottom of the prison is waiting. 】

【Heart and heart love: You people are too cruel and ruthless, you simply don't deserve to be human!It's just animals, you are still laughing at people when they fall into the water. I really feel chills for the society with you scumbags. It is because of you that society becomes so dangerous. 】

[Xinxin Feiyang: That is, people like you are hidden criminals, you should be arrested and sent to the police station, locked up for a few days, and rehabilitated for a few days before you can understand what true kindness is. My idol fell into the water It's disgusting that you still laugh at me like this!Reported! 】

……

Normal people have gone to bed early at this time, but Yu Lingxin's brainless fans have gone completely crazy this time, the screen is full of the words of the Holy Mother, which is extremely hot to the eyes.

A very sharp video editor took this picture, and tomorrow's material is available!Take a picture of how the Virgin Mary speaks.

It was really eye-opening!There are still such people in the world.

After that, nothing happened. After dawn, the tide slowly receded, and the island was revealed again.

When the tide returns, there will always be a lot of surprises. Mingyue wakes up early in the morning, and Lu Bingyan slowly opens her eyes because of Mingyue's subtle movements.

Confusedly asked: "Is it time?"

The voice is not at all the same as usual, soft and waxy, very attractive, like a kitten.

Mingyue narrowed her eyes with a smile, tore off the sleeping bag on her body, and walked outside.

"Yeah, it's time, get up quickly!"

There are no toiletries on the island, so they can only rinse their mouths with sea water. Everyone woke up and happily picked up their breakfast with small bags. Many small fish were stranded on the island, just for a while , I picked up a big bag.

I am very satisfied, but there is still no pot, so I can only bake it.

The three groups of Mingyue are already familiar with each other. Yu Lingxin and Wang Leping still look at each other in blank dismay. Wang Leping watched the live broadcast before and knew that the goddess can't cook, but!He can't cook either!

Recalling the details of my mother's cooking in my mind, I could only bite the bullet and deal with it.

Wash it directly in sea water, touch it and wash it, it is very disgusting.

The blood slowly floated into the depths of the water along with the sea water, and the predators started to move out quickly after smelling the blood.

Before Wang Leping frowned, there was a shark's dorsal fin not far away.

Mingyue had already dealt with it very cleanly, and was about to wash it, when she saw the shark approaching not far away at a glance.

Wang Leping is also an idiot, the water reaches his thighs and knees, so he can stand up so deep!
If this is the end of the world, Mingyue would be very happy, but this is modern life!
With a sigh, he dropped the things in his hands and ran over like a gust of wind. When the shark almost came, he successfully dragged Wang Leping back to the beach like a dead dog.