Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

The reason why Shuibai was able to babble so patiently was that Mingyue's pig was beside him for comparison. After all, at least his pig was still standing, while Mingyue's pig simply collapsed on the ground, motionless.

So, whether it is a human or a pig, there must be a comparison, and a sense of happiness will come out when the comparison is made.

Shui Bai is very satisfied with the status quo of his white pig at the moment, at least he is standing up now, instead of lying down like the pig in Mingyue's hand.

But of course it cannot be compared with those who have already reached the bottom over there.

Shui Bai babbled on and on for more than a minute, which made the audience of the live broadcast a little dizzy.

[Baimen: I feel that I have refreshed my understanding of Shuibai. This is a gentle and charming young man, how come he has become Tang Seng now!
Ahhhh..., it's all the director's fault. If it wasn't for the director, our Shuibai's image would be unbreakable. Then the director has gone too far. I want to complain. I want to complain. 】

[Hongmen: Eh, er, er..., why does it feel different from the direction on the Internet, this is obviously a bit of a sand sculpture trend, what those fans said about Mr. Gentle and Pian Pianjia is definitely not a joke, it feels like the persona is about to collapse. 】

【Green door: Am I the only one who feels that Shuibai looks like my mother?My mother also babbles like this every day. I can talk about one thing for an hour. I have been talked about by my mother every day at home. I don’t want to be babbled like this on the show. 】

【Hongmen: Am I the only one who feels sorry for that pig?

This pig can stand still instead of lying down like Miss Mingyue. I think this white pig has surpassed most pigs, and it is very obedient. 】

……

Shui Bai didn't realize the problem with the human design at all at the moment, and now he was about to collapse, no matter what he said, the pig still stood motionless like this.

And Mingyue didn't move in order to accompany Shuibai.

Hmm~ Anyway, I have great strength.

Drag this pig down later, just like Chen Jia's pig dragged Chen Jia just now.

The white pig let out a cry impatiently, obviously becoming irritable, its small eyes turned left and right.

suddenly!

The white pig let out a loud cry, put on its hooves and rushed forward desperately.

Everyone's white pigs are all the same weight, and Shui Bai, as a male artist, also needs to maintain his figure, so it is not that heavy.

The white pig rushed forward so fiercely, but Shui Bai didn't react.

The second Chen Jia was born.

I saw the white pig desperately running in front, and Shui Bai was dragged behind in a daze, and the same scene happened for the second time.

There was deathly silence.

The director fanned the fan and it fell off.

"Quick, quick! Save the man, and stop that pig!"

The director was stunned for a second and immediately jumped up. He didn't even have time to put on his slippers, and ran forward barefoot.

As a result, I accidentally stepped on a small stone.

With a bang, it fell to the ground with a bang.

The staff looked at this scene and looked at the situation at Shuibai, but they didn't know where to help.

How could Chen Hong care about this, he quickly pointed to Shui Bai.

"Hurry up and save people! Hurry up! Why are you standing there stupidly! If this drags on for a long time and hurts Shui Bai, how can you participate in the show! This is the rhythm of making me lose money, whoever wants to make money with me , I will give him a salary to make it difficult!"

With salary as a threat, the staff immediately abandoned the director, and none of them went to save Shui Bai.

When the villagers heard that they didn't pay any attention to the director, they all ran to Shuibai to stop the pig.