Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

A group of staff and villagers blocked the pig for 5 minutes before blocking the pig.

Successfully restrained the pig.

And the poor Shuibai was dragged by the pig for 5 minutes, just like a salted fish that was dragged to death, lying there motionless, looking extremely pitiful.

The staff next to him looked at Shuibai sympathetically, and carefully helped him up.

After Shui Bai was lifted up, he was already blindfolded. He thought that he would be injured after being dragged for more than five minutes.

The result is Le!
The result is Le!
The result is Le!
The sad thing is that only the waterproof strap I just put on was scratched, and I was not injured at all, no scratches at all! ! !

This completely shattered Shuibai's desire to sneak away, his eyes were all slackened, with an expression of who am I and where am I.

The doctor who was carrying his back also went up to check quickly, feeling left and right, and finally found a miracle that there was nothing wrong.

After the inspection, he shouted to the director:

"Director, Shuibai is fine here, maybe he was a little frightened, and there is no scratch on his body, so he can continue the game."

The director with a blank face sat in his seat and was not very happy when he heard this.

Although Shuibai will not delay the shooting progress.

But come on!
Isn't this a bit irritating! !

"unacceptable!!"

The director slammed the table hard.

The doctor who was bandaging at the moment frowned.

"Cooperate, do you want your feet? Really, you are not careful when you walk, and you can twist your feet if you fall casually. You should exercise more in the future."

Yes, that's right!
Shui Bai, who was dragged by the pig for 5 minutes, was fine. Instead, he fell while stepping on a rock and successfully twisted the director's foot.

You say this play is not dramatic.

Mingyue was also harassed by this show operation, and the two polarized.

At this moment, Mingyue finally knew why the director had invited the eight of them to come. They had a lot of topics and they were like-minded. Just look at this. This kind of funny thing has never happened in other variety shows.

The six people who were already below laughed.

Unstoppable haha ​​came from over there.

Chen Jia stepped on the mud, covered her belly and lay on the pig, laughing loudly.

"Hahahaha..., Uncle, you are too frustrated. Brother Shui Bai was dragged for 5 minutes, nothing happened, and you fell down even walking casually. I really laughed to death. Look at your swollen An ankle as big as a steamed bun, what a cute little girl!"

All the guests present know what it feels like for a delicate little girl to say that another old man is a delicate little girl.

It feels like the toes can dig out the underground castle, as expected of the director's niece, it's really bad, it hurts my hometown.

Lu Bingyan couldn't maintain her image anymore, her face twitched from smiling.

"Is the director okay? Your ankle seems to be a bit serious. Do you want to introduce a doctor for that big purple bag? A massage master~"

Li Zhan and Wang Rui still laughed secretly, at least they were old actors, and they could maintain their ability to hold back their laughter for a while, but now they couldn't help it anymore, so they had to turn around and laugh.

But the shrugged shoulders are enough to prove their mood at the moment, and they can't help laughing.

Since Wang Leping used to be the director's assistant, he also felt some of the director's temper. He had offended the director before, so how dare he laugh now? Seeing the two people standing next to him, he quickly turned his head away, as for whether he laughed or not I do not know.

Yu Lingxin covered her mouth and smiled softly. She was very delicate. Facing the laughing and laughing of the others, her eyes flickered, and she hurriedly asked loudly.

"Is the director okay! Why don't we stop the show?"

She wouldn't do that kind of stupid thing. She cared about the director during this time period, and everyone laughed together if she did an independent specialty, although the director would feel warmer for a while.

But the audience's perception of him is not good. It doesn't matter what the director is, the audience is the master, and the audience is the one who throws money.

It's better to play tricks by yourself.

Looking at the group of people laughing at him, the director was so angry that he was about to hit the table, especially when he heard Yu Lingxin say to stop the show, his eyes widened immediately.

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Stop any program, don't even think about it, start it for me quickly, Mingyue, if you don't hurry up and lead the pig down, you will be left alone."

"Although Shuibai was dragged by the pig, he went down if nothing happened. Hurry up! Otherwise, you won't be able to eat lunch."

"Look how long this has been dragging on, it's been more than 20 minutes! Hurry up!"

The director was so angry that the sound of jumping feet spread throughout the venue.

Even the staff couldn't help laughing this time.

As for the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room, how could they let this opportunity go, and began to complain wildly.

【Today is also a sunny day: Hahaha..., Shui Bai is too unlucky, although I don't want to see Shui Bai get hurt, but this is really a bit too unlucky.

I was dragged by the pig for more than five minutes without being injured. I could have taken this opportunity to leave the show. I saw the look of breaking the contract on Shui Bai's face. Who knew that the last show operation was not injured at all. Can this be said that the director's vision in choosing waterproof overalls is too good?]

[Today is also a rainy day: Can I say that the cutest thing about me is the director's way of falling down?I do it sometimes, but it's really funny.

Especially when compared with Shuibai, he was dragged for 5 minutes and nothing happened. The director just stepped on a stone and fell like this, and the doctor said.What's the matter with exercising more?The director who said that is so hypocritical, haha...]

[Today is also Thunder and Lightning Day: Can I say that all the guests have lost their homes!

My dear eldest niece, Miss Chen Jia, is called the little girl named Didi by the director, and the little girl who is called Jiao Didi by a big man.

Lu Bingyan's look of "I'll introduce you to a good doctor" was on the surface concerned about the director, but actually pointed out the extent of the director's injury, because the cameraman didn't shoot at close range, so we couldn't see the audience. Expose the director's hypocrisy.

As for the water cypress!Needless to say, this silly boy is still there, looking suspicious of life.

Don't think that I didn't see Li Zhan, Wang Rui and Wang Leping smiling behind their backs, the snickering looks should not be too obvious.

The most amazing thing is Yu Lingxin at the end, all eyes are on stopping the show, it is conceivable that what the director has been tossing these days is simply not human. 】

……

Mingyue sighed. Now that everyone has gone down, her pig is still lying on the ground motionless. This is a slap in the face.

Is there really such a lazy pig?You see, all the other pigs have gone down.

Mingyue roared in her heart.

The white pig silently stared at Mingyue, motionless, with a look of what can you do to me, that unscrupulous look, just like an annoying little kid.

Mingyue's face was sullen, this time she used her real strength, her hands tightly held the rope, and the rope was stretched straight.