Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more strange, the director couldn't sit still, and immediately spoke loudly to break the atmosphere.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! Hurry up and catch fish. It's already past 30:[-]. Do you want to eat at noon? There are only three and a half hours left to catch fish."

"If you don't work hard now, don't blame me if you don't have lunch at that time. I gave you a chance. It's because you don't work hard."

"This time is not just the money for this time, the money can also be accumulated. At that time, you can also order food for the next few days. Our variety show is for seven days. Today is only the second day. You have to think about it."

"Sit on pigs and catch fish for me. If you have a bucket, put it in a bucket. If you don't have a bucket, put it in a basin. If you don't have both, put it in your hand. Speed ​​up. If you go on like this, it will be back at noon Do you want to eat?"

As soon as the director spoke, the stagnant atmosphere immediately began to dissipate, and everyone began to load pigs and prepare to catch fish.

Mingyue's white pig was almost stunned by the fall, looked left and right, and finally got up reluctantly, still standing motionless in the same place.

Mingyue picked up the bucket that she had just jumped off and dropped beside her, and walked over through the muddy water. There were densely packed fish swimming around her. Although the fish were not particularly big, weighing about two catties, they were very numerous.

Quickly walked to the side of the white pig, and when it was about one meter away from the big white pig, the big white pig seemed to suddenly find Mingyue walking this way, as if it had encountered some natural enemy.Sa Yazi will go.Run elsewhere.

Shouting desperately while running.

"Sister Bingyan, what do you think we should do now? Are we tug-of-war with beads like Miss Mingyue? But we don't have that much strength. At that time, it will not be us pulling the pig, but the pig pulling us."

Lu Bingyan looked at this dog in disbelief. How did she cowardly in the Colosseum before? She was clearly a partner in the Colosseum before, but now she jumped up and became like this. Is it completely shameless?
But when people come back, they can't respond to it.

[Today is also the second day of laughing at me to death: Upstairs, your sarcasm is simply too serious. Although I agree with you, we have to be more tactful.

……

I can only say a harsh word.

Now I'm here to ask for help, but I can't ignore it. It's all in the same team and I can only admit it. It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to participate in this show.

"You wait for me, you make me ugly on the show, I will go home and complain to your wife, let your wife show you, it is really a moment of pleasure, go home to the crematorium, you wait for me, I will go back Just sue and sue your pants."

Although the following words were not uttered, everyone knew that this was a bit absurd and almost impossible.

Absolutely!I really don’t know how the director came up with this content. Other program groups don’t seem to have this kind of similarity. Other program groups are mostly fishing in fish ponds. Who would have thought that the director would ride a pig to get it? Fishing in buckets.

"Director, how is your ankle now? Is it still swollen like a steamed bun? Shall we hire a specialist for you?"

[Yangtze River Delta Knife Worker: I feel that Miss Mingyue has already broken the pot, and the mud thrown from Big White Pig is now all thrown on Miss Mingyue, and Miss Mingyue doesn't mind.

I couldn't help but sighed, but then I saw a group of people dumbfounded in front of me, and suddenly felt that I was in a much better mood. This is the joy of performing funny variety shows. A director who doesn't watch the lively guests is not a good director at all. great.

……

"Sitting on a pig's back doesn't necessarily make the pig obedient, and the two of us have nothing. Isn't it a little bit like riding a pig to catch fish?"

He raised the water glass with his hand and raised his glass to Lu Bingyan.

As if terrified, frightened, they all started howling, and escaped from the hands of all the guests like a scorpion, but none of the guests paid attention, and the pig really escaped.

To accommodate the white pigs running here, the director did not stir the muddy water to a particularly thick consistency, but instead made it relatively thin, allowing the white pigs to run easily in the pond.

It made the white pig who was about to run away alive and stopped in place, stuck motionless.

The director is false!It's false! !So it is necessary to make up for the deficiency, which is why the director came up with so many cheating methods. This is not a method that people came up with. Let people ride out to catch fish, and return one yuan per catty. 】

Her body has been severely damaged, as long as she doesn't admit it, and her face is covered in mud, who can say that this clay figurine is her, Mingyue doesn't want to admit it anyway.

"The swollen feet of yours are really frightening. Why are you so unlucky? Just now, Shuibai was dragged by pigs for so long and didn't get hurt. You just stepped on it and got hurt. Look, you're not stupid~!"

"If you dare to mock me like this again, I will make it harder for you next time. Don't look at me like that. I'm not stingy. This is my variety show. I can do whatever I want. I can make whatever I want. Just make it up, if you get angry, I will double the difficulty for you."

How could Mingyue let the pig run like this, she quickly chased after it, took two steps out of three, and directly grabbed the noose around the white pig's neck.

The director watched this scene with a smile. He wanted to cross his legs, but the sprained foot was still hurting.

A very straightforward answer.

How could the audience let go of this opportunity to ridicule, and they burst out laughing.

She smiled embarrassingly and said:
"Brother Shui Bai, what do you think we should do now? The pig looks like we are doing tug-of-war with the pig like Sister Mingyue? But even if the tug-of-war is successful, we may not be able to be on the pig's back."

Seeing Chen Jia's action, Lu Bingyan almost got goosebumps all over her body.

It can only be said that part-time workers, part-time workers are souls, part-time workers are all masters, and they have to do it for part-time work. Compared with others, this money is too hard to earn. 】

"I was dragged by a pig for 5 minutes just now, I..."

Let the big white pig pull the white pig's rope, that look is simply too funny, this is because I feel that my whole body is mud, and I have no image, so I just let myself go? 】

Now there are pigs running all over the field. If it weren’t for the fact that the ropes I pulled before were all marked by myself, I probably wouldn’t be able to recognize the pig I used now. A group of seven people stood by the pond in a daze. Some of them were carrying something, and stared blankly at the pigs running across the pond.

Chen Jia rubbed her hands in embarrassment, she didn't know what to do, the scene in front of her was too chaotic, and the big white pig's dashing appearance was really scary.

He hurt his foot just now when he jumped up, so he just lay there motionless, facing Lu Bingyan's tenth level full of ridicule, he didn't mind, sat there lazily, and took a sip of the juice next to him , Swallowing it very satisfied.

I'm a little scared.

But with such a perfect plan, he was frightened by the pig just now, and he didn't react at all. He was really annoyed, Shui Bai didn't think about anything else at all at the moment, and wished he could beat himself to death.

For example like this, the director is just not in good health.

It's like being struck by lightning with seven knots of wood. They don't know what to do when they stay there. A group of seven people stay there. There is a pig in the middle who is playing a tug-of-war with Mingyue, and the other seven pigs are in the whole pond. Running, can be described as very chaotic.

Lu Bingyan deliberately extended her voice for the virtual character, and a virtual character lasted for three or four seconds.

[Looking forward to tomorrow is the third day of laughing at me to death: Am I the only fan of Miss Chen Jia's questioning behavior?As expected, Miss Chen Jia was carrying out her plan, she first cheated the idol Shui Bai and then the idol Lu Bingyan.

He started laughing unconsciously while talking, and the loud voice even echoed clearly in the whole square.

"I'm false! I'm false! What's the matter? I'm so false, you still don't respect me? Do you know who I am? I'm your director, I'm the chief conductor of your program, I'm the one who makes your rules commander in chief."

The white pig is not a discouraged pig, it kept running and kicking its hooves, and kept stirring the muddy water, and waves of muddy water sprinkled on Mingyue's body.

Especially since she was dragged away just now.Yes, although the time is not as long as Shuibai, but it is scary enough.

"chatter!"

I secretly gave myself a thumbs up, and continued to watch the show.

"chatter!"

So at this moment, I don't dare to go up at all. If I don't dare to go up, I can only cheat my partner. Idols are used to take the blame.

……

Loud greetings of schadenfreude.

I could only reply amusedly.

This full-fledged taunting battle has almost reached the full level and rushed to the sky.

And the hidden poking looks, as if I was there, very substituting. As expected, Miss Chen Jia is doing free work for us. The dark forces say no. 】

Sure enough, the next moment, Chen Jia came to ask with sparkling eyes.

As soon as Chen Jia heard this, she remembered that Shui Bai had been dragged by a pig just like herself, and it was worse than herself, so she immediately shut up and turned to look at another idol, Lu Bingyan, on the other side.

On Mingyue's side, you pull and pull, one person and one pig pull back and forth, as if Mingyue is forcing the pig.

This is simply cheating, why did she come to participate in the show?She came to the newspaper office. First she came to scold her uncle, and now she came to take revenge on her idol, one on the left and one on the right. This is simply a winner in life.

If I had known that I would not be pulling the rope so tightly, if I hadn't pulled the rope so tightly, I would have stopped a long time ago, maybe I would get hurt, and I could go back to be lazy, it's perfect.

The sound was miserable and sharp, as if someone was chasing it with a knife to kill it.

This pig is also too stubborn. The villagers in this village are also amazing for raising this kind of pig. 】

[Shanshan Corner Recruitment: Hahaha..., upstairs, I think what you said is right, Miss Mingyue is simply a broken jar, a person and a pig tug of war in the mud.

The scene where I was dragged by the pig just now is still vivid in my mind, the person next to me was rescued after being dragged by the pig for a while, and I was dragged for a full 5 minutes! !

It feels like people are going to be numb. The problem is that they haven't been injured yet. When it comes to not being injured, I'm really going to die of anger.

[Tang Triangle Recruitment: Hahahaha..., why did I see the tug-of-war scene in middle school, you pull here, and I pull here and there, pulling and pulling, especially one person and one pig.

It was very difficult for Mingyue's side, and the others did not give in. It may be that Mingyue's pig screamed too harshly, and the other pigs saw Mingyue and this pig tug-of-war.

Alright, I'm done talking about the scene, now let me continue. As for this paragraph, you can ignore it.

Moreover, the fish cost one yuan per catty, which is simply too profiteering. This is purely to cheat the guests, but the guests have to listen to the director's opinion.

So he sneakily pulled the corner of Shuibai's clothes beside him.

Obviously the director wanted to starve them to death.

He immediately turned his head and glared at the director.

"Let's go, let's stand here. It's not a problem. I don't want to be hungry at noon today. A bottle of Coke last night really starved me to death. I almost woke up hungry in the middle of the night. The director is really too much .”

This person is simply not a good person, he only takes the blame on idols, and he has a faint feeling in his heart.

And ask yourself, who are you asking?

The director watched happily, and he didn't get angry when he was suddenly ridiculed like this. Anyway, he figured it out, it's useless for him to be angry now.

[Today is also the first day I laughed to death: Hahahaha..., I am dying of laughter, will the empress really not be retaliated by the director for her utter ridicule?
I really don't know what the director is thinking now that a big man is being falsely accused by a young girl in public. If it were me, I would have been pissed off.

In the blink of an eye, before Mingyue could react, the big white pig had already run about two meters.

But Mingyue didn't mind at all, her whole body was already covered in mud before, and now it didn't matter if she got a little more muddy water, since her whole body was covered in mud anyway.

Lu Bingyan couldn't just prevaricate like a water handle, after all, she pulled the pig down very smoothly just now, but now the pig ran away like everyone else.

Shui Bai felt Chen Jia's secret probing thoughts, and almost couldn't hold back, he rolled his eyes, this is not his fan, it was so cool to trick him last time.

But at the moment, it's not me who is particularly gloating, the director is false!He is false! !He sprained his ankle just by walking casually. This is not a real man, this is completely a charming girl. 】

But people have asked, and now I have to answer.

Seeing that the pig that belonged to him not far away was still running non-stop, he sighed.

The director has completely let go of himself now. Although he is a little scared in his heart, he still pretends to be calm on the surface, and he also wants to save face. He can't pretend here, and he can only go home if he wants to go home.

A real man is a real man, kneeling on the washboard after returning home is the same.

"If you have the ability, you can talk about it when you go home. Anyway, you are here for seven days now, and you are in my hands. Okay, hurry up and start catching fish for me. Don't you want to have lunch?"

"Hurry up and start catching fish. Look at it. Where is your pig? Your pig is still running around. Hurry up and pull the pig back. There is no one now."

You can wait for these three days, I have updated 6.6 words in these three days, and today I got 2.2.