Dress up as a male lead, fuck me and win

Chapter 657 Reserved fake daughter 103 (four thousand)
"Uncle, uncle, I was wrong. I dare not say that again. Can you let go of my ears? My ears are going to be pulled off. Look at my ears are red. I'm going to have plastic surgery."

"Look, the actors are very concerned about their appearance. As a girl, I also pay special attention to it. Look at my ears, look at my ears, do you calm down?"

"Aren't you too angry just now? I am determined to get you up later, and I am determined not to let other people bully you, okay? Let go first, let go first, pain pain..."

The director swept away the decadence just now, triumphantly like a winning rooster, with that proud little look, I seem to have won the battle.

"Hurry up and help me up your uncle, or I won't let your ears go, hurry up!"

How could Chen Jia be willing to do this? After finally getting his uncle down, he was about to go up. Didn't he feel sorry for others?
But his ears were in the hands of his uncle, so he had no choice but to play tricks, so Chen Jia blinked vigorously at Mingyue.

After seeing Mingyue nodded slowly, she knew that Mingyue understood what she meant, and made a secret comparison in her heart.

Then he quickly helped his uncle up. That attentive little look looked like a dog's leg.

Chen Jia helped the man up, the audience didn't do it, they were waiting to see the director's joke, why this time the director grabbed Chen Jia's ear, and Chen Jia wanted to help him up, it was too much It's too much, they've been waiting for a long time.

[An ordinary person: Don't, don't, Miss Chen Jia, you can't do this, you must not help the director up, the director caught your ear, you don't know how to avoid it.

Oh my god, if this helps the director up, what's the matter with us waiting for so long?Absolutely can't help the director up!Absolutely not!Absolutely not! !

I was screaming desperately, hoping to hear my wish, I also want to see the director riding a pig, I am ready to take a screenshot, and I am ready to make that funny emoticon package as the dark history of the director.

How enjoyable it would be to post one every time I go to the director’s Weibo. 】

[Ordinary two people: No, I still want to see the director make a fool of himself, so it must not be like this.

The director is too much of a thieves. It hurts to catch people pulling their ears. The director is too much, and he resolutely resists. Miss Chen Jia must play tricks, must play tricks.

Don't let the director go up, you have suffered so much, how can you let the director go so easily?You say yes, please pray please. 】

[Ordinary three people: I don't think Miss Chen Jia is such an honest person. After finally dragging the director down, she put the director back. It's impossible.

And there's nothing interesting about it. According to the routine of the show, the director will definitely not go up. Just wait and see. I've already expected it. Please call me the Emperor of Truth. 】

……

Because Chen Jia's blinking was very subtle, the audience didn't see it, not to mention that the cameraman couldn't have run around to capture that look by himself.

Chen Jia carefully helped the director up, and the others didn't care. The director snorted a few times, very arrogant, turned around and wanted to follow Chen Jia's strength to go up, and let go of his ears. Lie on Chen Jia's body.

How could Chen Jia let go of this opportunity, as soon as the uncle let go of his hand, she threw him to the ground with a casual flick, and ran away two or three meters away in a hurry.

He laughed and mocked people while running.

"Uncle, I didn't expect such a reversal. You said that you have been a director for so many years. If you don't get teased by us once, it will be a failure in your life."

How did the director know that Chen Jia had gone too far, could he go back on what he promised?I trust her so wholeheartedly, put all my body on her, and let her take me up, after all, I am still a sick person.

Although the dog doctor said it was fine, he was very worried about his leg. If he accidentally injured his leg, he would have to rest for a few months and not be able to move.

This is simply a waste of his life. He still has a lot of variety shows to do in the future. If this hurts his leg, the future plans will definitely be postponed. How much less money will he make?

The director just didn't react, and fell into the mud directly. This time it was different from before, and Mingyue and Li Zhan were dragging him. This time, his whole body was buried in the mud, and he couldn't show his body at all.

However, the director responded in time, and immediately supported it with his hands the moment it was buried.

If it was a little slower like this, a big mouthful of muddy water would be swallowed in the mouth.

But even if he reacted in time at this moment, there was still some muddy water in his mouth.

He propped himself up and sat in the muddy water, wiped his face, and began to spit out all the rainwater from his mouth.

After throwing up more than ten times, he felt the smell of muddy water in his mouth lessened a little, wiped the muddy water from his lips again, and yelled at Chen Jia furiously.

"Chen Jia! You're tired of working, you're going back on your promises, this is the principle of being a human being. You clearly agreed to help me up, how can you go back on your word like this?"

"You are simply ruining the family tradition. When I go back, I will definitely sue your mother, sue you to the bottom of the prison, and let her detain you for three or four months."

Speaking of ruining the family tradition.

Chen Jia's eyes were wide open, she was very dissatisfied and remembered to stick her waist.

"Uncle, can't you afford it? We're just playing a game now, and you're getting involved in some kind of family style. Now it's a program, not some education program about family style."

"Are you ashamed to say this here? Isn't it because you are the director to train us, you train us, we can't fight back?"

"Look at your ugly face. Your whole body is covered in mud. I'm better than you. Look at the part of my face that doesn't have any mud on it. Look at your whole body like a mud monkey."

"You said that if I take a screenshot of this scene and show it to my aunt, do you think my aunt will dislike you?"

"Auntie loves me so much. Once I file a complaint, Auntie will beat you up. When we see whether you are injured or I am injured, it will hurt both sides."

After finishing speaking, he made a triumphant grimace, the villain's triumphant appearance was very vivid, and he even hummed arrogantly.

The audience was also surprised by this reversal. They didn't expect Miss Chen Jia's show to be so showy.

[The hero of colorful auspicious clouds: Hahaha..., I knew it wasn't that the whole family didn't come into the house. How could a director like a thief have a particularly innocent eldest niece? This is the director's retribution.

This is the retribution of the director being cheated. It is to coax the director like this. The director still wants to grab his ears and get himself up, trying to offset his previous things. Dream, dream, come on. 】

[God of colorful auspicious clouds: The director is too funny, isn't he?No one has buried their entire body in it yet. If they don't come up in time, they will probably have their face covered in muddy water, hahahaha..., it's so funny.

The director will become the second Miss Mingyue this time, and his whole body is covered with muddy water, but it seems to be worse than Miss Mingyue. At least Miss Mingyue doesn't have so much on her face.

But the director really buried it all this time, which is equivalent to rolling in the mud completely. It can be said to be a model, and it is worthy of the rules set by the director. 】

[The world of colorful auspicious clouds: This director is using his uncle status to play tricks, directly suppressing the eldest niece, but the eldest niece is not easy to mess with, directly using the eldest aunt to suppress, the uncle's trap is really powerful.

The eldest aunt suppressed the uncle, the uncle ruled the eldest niece, and the eldest niece went to tell the eldest aunt that this is a circle, endless life, and it is worthy of being a family. 】

……

Chen Jia was still angry after humming.

A big wave.

"Continue to continue, we have to let the director experience it, and experience how crazy the rules he set are. Help me put the director on the pig's back, and let the pig lead the director away."

"Hurry up, hurry up, I can't wait, and I believe the audience in front of the screen must also be eager to wait. Director Chen Hong, who is riding a pig, is the first director to ride a pig in history."

He even pretended to circle his hands as if he was holding a microphone.

"Hello, this is the trending search. Our director Chen Hong, riding a pig, will soon be on the top of the trending search. The photos will be made into various emoticons, which will be rotated on everyone's mobile phones. Circle, become the most popular emoji package."

"Don't miss it when you pass by, it would be a pity to miss it."

Mingyue and Li Zhan also stepped forward to drag the director up again.

Lifting the director from one left to the other, lifting the director up just like above.

Seeing this scene, the director panicked and kicked his legs like a tightly bound mouse, as if he was about to enter hell.

It can only be said that Baiyun's pig was relatively calm. Seeing this scene, he was still standing there, motionless, like a sculpture.

The director was a little timid looking at the pig's head. Although he made this rule, he had never experienced riding a pig.

This is the first time I have experienced it and I was forced to do so, so it feels really bad.

Thinking of how Chen Jia, Shuibai and Yu Lingxin were being dragged away by a pig just now, I always felt goosebumps all over my body.

I am an injured person now, and these people have gone too far. If I am like that, I will not be hurt more.

He couldn't calm down now, and a terrified expression appeared on his face.

"You two let me go, you two let me go, don't you know that I'm a patient? My ankle is sprained! My ankle is sprained!! It's as swollen as a steamed bun."

"If you let me sit on it, if I don't sit still for a while, I will fall headlong. My feet are really going to be crippled. I guess I will have to recuperate for a few months. Do you have the heart? Do you have the heart?"

"As a promising director, do you have the heart to ruin the director's future? As long as you let me go now, I will forgive you later."

"I will definitely reduce the difficulty in the future. I will replace all the things in the back, and I will give you a simple one, so that you can play happily, okay, okay?"

Even if the director made such conditions, Mingyue and Li Zhan did not soften their hearts at all. The conditions without a contract are all nonsense.

It's better to be cool now and talk about the later things later.Let's talk about it later, now they have to look at the director.Which let the director be.Hot searches at this time.

The Wronged Doctor came out to make trouble again at this moment, took out a tattered little notebook in his hand, and rushed out holding the little notebook.

"You must not let go of that big injustice. He will never think so. I understand his character. He will not stop the program he wants to carry out no matter what."

"Even if you break his leg now, he won't do this, so don't believe it. For him, anything that is not written in the contract is bullshit."

"Words don't count at all, you have to remember, he is such a person."

"Your next show will be archery. This person will release specially cultivated things. Archery will let you shoot, and only one will be released at a time. It is the specially trained one."

"It's very difficult to shoot. I just want you to fail, I just want you to have nothing to eat, I just want you to have no money. He is so wicked. You must not trust such a wicked person. There is nothing to believe in."

The wrong doctor waved the notebook like this, and the notebook looks familiar no matter how you look at it, isn't this the notebook that Chen Jia lost last time?Did the director get this book back?

When Chen Jia saw the notebook, she was overwhelmed with surprise, and quickly thought of climbing up to get the notebook to confirm, to confirm what happened next.

Doctor Yuanzhong was also very generous. He opened the page and showed it to Chen Jia. When Chen Jia saw the word "archery", he was so angry that he turned around and began to report.

"Ms. Mingyue is right. This big wronged guy just wants us to shoot arrows, and just wants to make things difficult for us. He must be allowed to ride a pig well, he must be allowed to ride a pig well."

"It's better to fall down, otherwise we will be miserable. Although it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, we are villains, and we will take revenge on the spot."

"Help him up, help him up, I want to watch him wrestle, I want to see him ride a pig, I want to see memes!!"

At the end of Chen Jia's speech, she almost jumped up.

Now that it was confirmed that what the director said was nonsense, Mingyue and Li Zhan didn't let go, and wanted to directly put the director on the pig.

But the director is not such a person who is so easy to lose. With one uninjured leg, he started kicking and lifting the pig crazily, just to annoy the pig and make the pig run away.

But how could Mingyue let the director go at this moment?I pressed the pig a little mentally, so that the pig would stand still no matter what.

The pig was almost frightened to death by this mental pressure, so it didn't dare to move, it just stood there without daring to move at all, as if you were doing whatever you want.

The director really used his best strength, kicking hard, kicking hard, even after using so much strength, the pig still wouldn't move.

The director was almost pissed off, he had used such a lot of strength, but he still hadn't kicked it away, and the others just pulled the pig and started running away.

Why is this pig so lazy?Why is this pig so lazy?Who chose the ghost pig?How the hell did the villagers teach the pigs.

If you don't run after kicking like this, isn't this because you don't have pain nerves?It just makes him mad, is he really going to become a pig riding director?
Don't, don't, he still wants to save face, how could he let this emoticon come out, so he kicked harder, and started to kick even more crazily.

Jumping and spinning, kicking crazily, jumping left and right, still didn't struggle to get out the two arms like iron lead.

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I can't do it anymore, I will do it tomorrow
(End of this chapter)