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Chapter 301 This trick is called beating the dog in the water!
"Yeah, with such a waste as the dignified queen of a country, the country of Feng will sooner or later... Tsk tsk, I heard that there are only 50 soldiers left in the country of Feng!"

"If it weren't for the high priest to protect the country of Feng, the country of Feng would have been divided up by various countries. She just won a battle, and she really regards herself as the god of war!"

There was a burst of laughter all around.

Emperor Qing's lips twitched, and said: "Everyone, please shut up, it's not a good thing to laugh at other people's shortcomings!"

After he finished speaking, he sighed and sighed: "By the way, will Your Majesty write your own name?"

Jiang Mengyue looked at them with a half-smile, her eyes were cold.

Hua Youyou, since you challenged other countries to play me like a monkey, don't blame me for being rude.

"Who do you want to kill?"

Gu Yinshu's tone was indifferent.

At this moment, even if Jiang Mengyue pointed at Emperor Qing, Gu Yinshu would execute him on the spot.

"No one will be killed."

Jiang Mengyue smiled faintly, and said: "Hua Youyou, since you want calligraphy, I will reward you.

Come here, bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone. "

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, their eyes full of mockery.

"Yo, she really dares to write!"

"If I had already run away, why would I make a joke here?"

……

"Okay, then thank you, Your Majesty."

The smile on Hua Youyou's face gradually deepened, and she slowly raised her chin.

Soon, the eunuch brought a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and after Jiang Mengyue dipped the pen in the ink, she wrote the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra.

After that, countless people stretched their necks and looked at the rice paper.

Gu Yinshu looked at the rice paper indifferently, and seeing Jiang Mengyue's writing was full of pen and ink, penetrating deep into the wood, a slight smile flashed across his eyes.

Everyone's complexion gradually changed.

"She...how come her handwriting is so beautiful?"

"Although it can't be compared with the famous masters, it is already the best among the people! Even the Emperor Qing who practiced calligraphy all the year round is slightly inferior!"

Concubine Yuan and Jiang Yuanyue breathed a sigh of relief, while Hua An'an's eyes were flushed with excitement, and she whispered, "You can read, my Mengyue can read!"

Soon, Jiang Mengyue wrote a Heart Sutra, held it up high, and said with a faint smile, "Hua Youyou, have you opened your eyes yet?"

Hua Youyou's complexion was red and white, she twitched the corners of her lips and said: "It seems that the rumors are true, Your Majesty is really talented, I admire you."

The Emperor Qing looked at the Heart Sutra in astonishment, and murmured: "There is something wrong! Idiots...how could idiots..."

"I look like a bean paste bun."

Jiang Mengyue gave Emperor Qing a glance, and said sneeringly, "As the emperor of a big country, how come you are like the monarch of a small country, and you look down on people with a dog's eyes?"

"Is Your Majesty mocking me?"

A killing intent flashed across Hua Youyou's eyes.

"Congratulations, you got the answer right, but there is no reward."

Jiang Mengyue smiled coldly, took out a box of matches, lit the Heart Sutra directly, and said, "I burned it for you, did you receive it?"

Jiang Yuanyue burst out laughing.

Hua Youyou's face was gloomy, she pursed her lips and said, "It's not like you, I'm already in hell, how can I receive this thing?"

"You mean to say that Fengguo is hell?"

Jiang Mengyue raised her eyebrows and smiled, and said, "I heard that hell is full of fire. The vast territory of the Feng Kingdom is considered a sea of ​​fire, and your Hua Kingdom is considered a furnace?"

"you……"

Hua Youyou's eyes were full of hatred, and she said contemptuously: "Although the territory of Hua Kingdom is small, its weapons are the most advanced in Fengzhou. On the other hand, Fengguo..."

"Advanced weapons and still being beaten to death by me? Are you losing your memory or are you acting stupid on purpose? Well, I have the right to treat you as if you are out of your mind!
Since your country of Hua is so coquettish, you must be amazed and decisive as a queen?
Why don't we improvise a poem and let us open our eyes? "

Jiang Mengyue smiled authentically.

She had sent Xing Chengan to inquire, Hua Youyou was not a talented woman, but she couldn't even compose doggerel.

"Oh, I... I'm not in the mood to write poetry right now!"

Hua Youyou said with a cold smile.

"The kings of all countries are gathered here today, but you say that you are not interested. Are you deliberately not giving us face? Or do you not know how to write poetry at all?"

Jiang Mengyue raised her eyebrows, pretending to be loud and authentic: "Even the young lady of Yuan's family can write poems and meet her lover.

As the queen of a country, you can't even write a poem? "

"Shut up for me!"

Hua Youyou's face was full of anger.

"Your Majesty Hua, why don't you write a poem to open our eyes!"

The Yang Kingdom Emperor smiled.

"That's right, we're here to discuss writing and ink today, so don't spoil your interest!"

"You will start writing poems today, and we will write poems in turn, and you will never let your brain hurt alone!"

Everyone was very curious about Hua Youyou's talent and learning.

Hua Youyou's forehead was covered with cold sweat, she pursed her lips and said with a smile: "It's just a poem, I... I just agree..."

Hua Youyou dare not refute the face of so many kings.

So, she looked at the lotus in the pond, raised her chin and said, "Then I will use the lotus as the theme and write a six-character quatrain."

"Yeah!"

Jiang Mengyue rolled her big eyes and looked at Hua Youyou playfully.

Hua Youyou took a deep breath and said, "There are lotus in the pond, and under the lotus is spring water..."

There was a burst of laughter all around.

"What kind of poem is this?"

"Even the doggerel written by children is better than Hua Youyou! Where does she have the face to mock Jiang Mengyue?"

With a look of embarrassment on Hua Youyou's face, she gritted her teeth and said, "Let... make everyone laugh..."

"We did both laugh."

Jiang Mengyue smiled faintly.

"you……"

Hua Youyou glared at Jiang Mengyue angrily, wishing to tear her alive.

"Did I do something wrong?"

Jiang Mengyue looked innocent.

Hua Youyou regained her composure, twitched the corners of her lips and said, "Of course not, but... Your Majesty may also use the lotus as the theme to write a poem, so that I can learn more about it?"

She seemed to want to drag Jiang Mengyue into the water together.

In an instant, countless eyes focused on Jiang Mengyue.

"Let her write poetry? You'd better kill her!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The tears of everyone's laughter almost came out.

"When you write poetry, write poetry! Open your dog eyes wide, I'm about to start playing!"

Jiang Mengyue smiled lightly, wrote a poem on rice paper, and held it up high.

What is written on it is "The small bridge is full of people, I don't know the cardamom year, I play with the white lotus water, and I am ashamed of the sparkling." ' Quatrains.

Everyone was shocked.

"She... she really wrote it!"

"Although there is a problem with the rhyme, it is still a poem! This is much better than Huayouyou!"

"Whoever says Jiang Mengyue is a waste, I will be anxious with her! Have you ever seen a waste with both civil and military skills?"

Hua Youyou's brain buzzed with anger, and she vomited a mouthful of blood.

"Oh, what's wrong with you?"

Jiang Mengyue looked worried.

She walked up to Hua Youyou in a few steps, held her wrist and said: "Quickly let me take your pulse and see when you will return to the west."

After she finished speaking, she yelled loudly, lay down on the ground suddenly, and slapped Hua Youyou into the pond along the way.

"Ah! Help! I... I don't know how to water at all!"

Hua Youyou's complexion was as pale as paper, and she frantically struggled in the water.

"Hua Youyou, you...why did you push me down?"

Jiang Mengyue's eyes were flushed, and she looked aggrieved.

Hua Youyou: "..."

She spat out a few more mouthfuls of blood.

After the imperial guards brought Hua Youyou up, Jiang Mengyue looked down at Hua Youyou who was in a state of distress, and said calmly: "The trick I did today is called beating a dog in the water.

Are you useless? "

(End of this chapter)