After being dressed as cannon fodder, I feed tyrants by cooking skills
Chapter 126 Human Services
Chapter 126 Human Services
The surrounding atmosphere was eerily quiet, as if even the air was about to freeze.
Jiang Yu looked up at the sky, everything in front of her eyes seemed to be spinning slightly, the smell of alcohol floated up in her stomach, and a wine hiccup came out, she hugged herself with some contented hands, but she didn't know that the words just now had caused a storm in Qi Yan's heart .
The terrible fire fell into Qi Yan's eyes, and the magma under the ground surged upwards. Perhaps they wanted to be released too much, and they all flowed against the top together. Along with a huge black mushroom cloud rising to the sky, lightning was about to cut through the sky. "Boom—" the volcano in my heart erupted.
His index finger loosened, and the things in his hand rolled down.This caused the girl's reddened face to stare round, and while she was drunk, she forgot all those annoying rules, and she was blaming: "If you don't want to eat, don't eat it, how much did you throw away for me?" What do you mean? It’s shameful to waste food, do you know that you forgot what I told you before?”
Jiang Yu was a little angry, and vented her emotions with the help of alcohol.From this point of view, it is better to be the little Ah Yan from before, sticking to her buttocks, no matter what she says, he will obediently obey; it is not like the current Lord Han, who is so listless.
Memories are always good.Recalling the past, her tone paused, she tilted her head and asked the man with a bad face: "Why don't you call me sister?"
Before, it was a sister with one mouthful, and the mouth was like honey, so it was sweet.
At this moment, what is this called?The past is dark and unrecoverable, and the road to the future is bright and bright.He doesn't know if the road ahead will be good or not, but what happened in the past is...unbearable to look back on.
The veins on his arms were already stiff, and the hem of his sleeves fell violently to the ground, and he left angrily.
The voice behind the striding strides kept coming to my ears: "Well, my lord? Where are you going, my lord?" The woman who spoke without restraint didn't seem to know the seriousness of the matter, and her murmurs were all caught by him. In the ear: "If you don't come back for a while, then I won't keep it for you!"
How rare is he!
The door was closed mercilessly, and it had finally completed its difficult mission in its long life, so overwhelmed... it fell.The other half is still dying in the breeze, it is screaming silently, complaining about its hard work all its life.
Jiang Yu: ...Come on, this Lord Han not only took her to break into the forbidden area, but also destroyed other people's property.If the higher-ups really blamed her, she could be regarded as an accomplice at best.Oh no, it's none of her business.
Putting her two feet on the steps, her legs turned up, and the shoes on her feet flickered. Looking at the string rolling in the grass, she stood up unsteadily again.
Forget it, although this has exceeded the three-second rule, it may still be able to enter the mouth if it is roasted on the fire and sterilized at a high temperature.Cherishing food is a beautiful virtue they advocate.
The round thing in the fire was still being roasted. Jiang Yu found a branch and pulled it out. The blackened surface was wrinkled, and the honey juice dripped from the crack.
The skin covering the golden yellow was already very fragile, and with a little force, the burnt aroma came out. Jiang Yu grinned from the heat, and she put her fingertips on her earlobe for a while to relieve it.
Bored and bored, she was the only one left at the two-person party that had been agreed upon, and she felt a little lonely.
"System?" she murmured in her heart.Fortunately, there is another guy who can talk to her, of course, this has to be treated as a human being.
She could hear some people's voices, but no matter what, this golden finger didn't work on someone.Jiang Yu thought about asking it carefully. Since the product was given to her as a gift, the after-sales service must also be responsible, right?
The radio waves in her head lasted for a while, and then the system gave her a very standard answer: "Hi, I'm here."
Why does this formulaic tone sound a bit like a certain treasure's customer service?And the noise just now, what's the matter, is the network suddenly stuck and reconnected?
Seeing that it was free, Jiang Yu asked her doubts: "Why can't I know what Master Han is thinking after he eats the food I made?"
"I'm sorry, your question is beyond my understanding. If you must insist, the following side will transfer you to manual service."
What is it, there are human services.etc? !Could it be that...
Everything that happened was manipulated behind the scenes!In an instant, her whole body became numb, the boulder hit her and pressed her down hard, and the dull pain in the back of her head forced her to accept the reality.Before she could figure it out, there was another "beep--".
"Oh! Dear, you have been successfully transferred to the manual service here. I am Xiaohua, customer service. If you have any questions, I will be happy to help you~"
I heard that it was indeed a human being.Because the machine is not so enthusiastic.But it seems that this male voice seems a little enchanting? ?There was no time to think about it, so Jiang Yu had no choice but to ask the question she had just asked again.
"Well, it's such a kiss, this shows that 'Ayan' has authority over you, and you cannot access it!"
It's grandma's legs!Where did the bullshit authority come from, she didn't know why she woke up and transmigrated into this strange world. Not to mention, this bullshit system also made her do this and that, and the conditions for accumulating fireworks were so strict, and the golden finger was still sometimes missing , only now tell her what can't be accessed!
Go to it!
"Kiss, you have to remember that we are civilized and law-abiding citizens, and we can't curse people at will, and it's not okay to curse the system!"
Jiang Yu: ... Good guy, I'm so pure and speechless.
"Who are you, or what organization are you? Why did I come to this world?"
"Forgive me for not commenting on these things, my dear, if I leak them, I will become a criminal, and if I make a mistake, I will be locked up in a dark room. I can't breathe in the dark, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Your mission has been successfully completed, and you will naturally know all about it on the day you come back! I will tell you in detail at that time!"
Another male voice rang out one after another, "Do you have anything else to do? Dear, if you don't ask, it's time to get off work here! Remember to give people a five-star praise, Xiaohua here will show you my heart Oh yeah!"
"Then I'll count down the timer~ 3, 2, 1. Alright, off work, I wish you a good time!"
There was a sudden silence in my mind.Jiang Yu seemed to know something but also seemed to know nothing.The doubts about Mr. Han have not been resolved, but she understands that all this seems to be a premeditated plan, and if it is more exaggerated, it may be a prank.
She will always go back, and the truth will be revealed one day.
(End of this chapter)
The surrounding atmosphere was eerily quiet, as if even the air was about to freeze.
Jiang Yu looked up at the sky, everything in front of her eyes seemed to be spinning slightly, the smell of alcohol floated up in her stomach, and a wine hiccup came out, she hugged herself with some contented hands, but she didn't know that the words just now had caused a storm in Qi Yan's heart .
The terrible fire fell into Qi Yan's eyes, and the magma under the ground surged upwards. Perhaps they wanted to be released too much, and they all flowed against the top together. Along with a huge black mushroom cloud rising to the sky, lightning was about to cut through the sky. "Boom—" the volcano in my heart erupted.
His index finger loosened, and the things in his hand rolled down.This caused the girl's reddened face to stare round, and while she was drunk, she forgot all those annoying rules, and she was blaming: "If you don't want to eat, don't eat it, how much did you throw away for me?" What do you mean? It’s shameful to waste food, do you know that you forgot what I told you before?”
Jiang Yu was a little angry, and vented her emotions with the help of alcohol.From this point of view, it is better to be the little Ah Yan from before, sticking to her buttocks, no matter what she says, he will obediently obey; it is not like the current Lord Han, who is so listless.
Memories are always good.Recalling the past, her tone paused, she tilted her head and asked the man with a bad face: "Why don't you call me sister?"
Before, it was a sister with one mouthful, and the mouth was like honey, so it was sweet.
At this moment, what is this called?The past is dark and unrecoverable, and the road to the future is bright and bright.He doesn't know if the road ahead will be good or not, but what happened in the past is...unbearable to look back on.
The veins on his arms were already stiff, and the hem of his sleeves fell violently to the ground, and he left angrily.
The voice behind the striding strides kept coming to my ears: "Well, my lord? Where are you going, my lord?" The woman who spoke without restraint didn't seem to know the seriousness of the matter, and her murmurs were all caught by him. In the ear: "If you don't come back for a while, then I won't keep it for you!"
How rare is he!
The door was closed mercilessly, and it had finally completed its difficult mission in its long life, so overwhelmed... it fell.The other half is still dying in the breeze, it is screaming silently, complaining about its hard work all its life.
Jiang Yu: ...Come on, this Lord Han not only took her to break into the forbidden area, but also destroyed other people's property.If the higher-ups really blamed her, she could be regarded as an accomplice at best.Oh no, it's none of her business.
Putting her two feet on the steps, her legs turned up, and the shoes on her feet flickered. Looking at the string rolling in the grass, she stood up unsteadily again.
Forget it, although this has exceeded the three-second rule, it may still be able to enter the mouth if it is roasted on the fire and sterilized at a high temperature.Cherishing food is a beautiful virtue they advocate.
The round thing in the fire was still being roasted. Jiang Yu found a branch and pulled it out. The blackened surface was wrinkled, and the honey juice dripped from the crack.
The skin covering the golden yellow was already very fragile, and with a little force, the burnt aroma came out. Jiang Yu grinned from the heat, and she put her fingertips on her earlobe for a while to relieve it.
Bored and bored, she was the only one left at the two-person party that had been agreed upon, and she felt a little lonely.
"System?" she murmured in her heart.Fortunately, there is another guy who can talk to her, of course, this has to be treated as a human being.
She could hear some people's voices, but no matter what, this golden finger didn't work on someone.Jiang Yu thought about asking it carefully. Since the product was given to her as a gift, the after-sales service must also be responsible, right?
The radio waves in her head lasted for a while, and then the system gave her a very standard answer: "Hi, I'm here."
Why does this formulaic tone sound a bit like a certain treasure's customer service?And the noise just now, what's the matter, is the network suddenly stuck and reconnected?
Seeing that it was free, Jiang Yu asked her doubts: "Why can't I know what Master Han is thinking after he eats the food I made?"
"I'm sorry, your question is beyond my understanding. If you must insist, the following side will transfer you to manual service."
What is it, there are human services.etc? !Could it be that...
Everything that happened was manipulated behind the scenes!In an instant, her whole body became numb, the boulder hit her and pressed her down hard, and the dull pain in the back of her head forced her to accept the reality.Before she could figure it out, there was another "beep--".
"Oh! Dear, you have been successfully transferred to the manual service here. I am Xiaohua, customer service. If you have any questions, I will be happy to help you~"
I heard that it was indeed a human being.Because the machine is not so enthusiastic.But it seems that this male voice seems a little enchanting? ?There was no time to think about it, so Jiang Yu had no choice but to ask the question she had just asked again.
"Well, it's such a kiss, this shows that 'Ayan' has authority over you, and you cannot access it!"
It's grandma's legs!Where did the bullshit authority come from, she didn't know why she woke up and transmigrated into this strange world. Not to mention, this bullshit system also made her do this and that, and the conditions for accumulating fireworks were so strict, and the golden finger was still sometimes missing , only now tell her what can't be accessed!
Go to it!
"Kiss, you have to remember that we are civilized and law-abiding citizens, and we can't curse people at will, and it's not okay to curse the system!"
Jiang Yu: ... Good guy, I'm so pure and speechless.
"Who are you, or what organization are you? Why did I come to this world?"
"Forgive me for not commenting on these things, my dear, if I leak them, I will become a criminal, and if I make a mistake, I will be locked up in a dark room. I can't breathe in the dark, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Your mission has been successfully completed, and you will naturally know all about it on the day you come back! I will tell you in detail at that time!"
Another male voice rang out one after another, "Do you have anything else to do? Dear, if you don't ask, it's time to get off work here! Remember to give people a five-star praise, Xiaohua here will show you my heart Oh yeah!"
"Then I'll count down the timer~ 3, 2, 1. Alright, off work, I wish you a good time!"
There was a sudden silence in my mind.Jiang Yu seemed to know something but also seemed to know nothing.The doubts about Mr. Han have not been resolved, but she understands that all this seems to be a premeditated plan, and if it is more exaggerated, it may be a prank.
She will always go back, and the truth will be revealed one day.
(End of this chapter)
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